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Jungles: mandatalks: locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I’m fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!). Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.
Jungles: mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

mandatalks: locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadrag...

Jungles: locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I’m fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!). Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Hadtodoittoemelon
Jungles: locatescape:
ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-




Hadtodoittoemelon

locatescape: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: theinfiknight: memeseverdie: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikingli...

Jungles: bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. I’m fucking done with this site This is the evermelon. If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon. OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
Jungles: bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

bidfox: rnother-hen: neener-nina: deltadragoon: vikinglibertarian: zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeee...

Jungles: 15 Funniest Things People Have Said In Their Sleep 1. My college roommate sat up, said "F**k you, Batman. You owe me twenty dollars," and fell back down again. %3D 2. The one that sticks out in my mind is my boyfriend sitting up in bed and ever so slowly giving me a thumbs up ... then going back to sleep. My ex-girlfriend once told me that I sat up in 3. bed, asked her "where the f*ck is all the money?" stared at her blankly for a second, then said "ah, right, at the bank" and went back to sleep. 4. A friend of mine sleepwalks, and I was sleeping over that night. It's about 1 am when he yells, "GOD DAMNIT, IM F*CKING THIRSTY." He walks into the kitchen that and goes to grab a water bottle. His yelling woke up his father, and he asks him what he's doing. He points at the water bottle in his hand and says "I'm thirsty and I want water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOTHERF*CKING CAN OF SOUP." 5. My husband rolled over while dead asleep, snuggled me and said "you are the burning ember in the jungles of my night" I was enjoying a night over at my friend's house when we were 15yo. We were making hamburgers with fried eggs. I thought it had 6. enough oil on the pan but nope, it burned right up and got stuck in the pan. Of course I scraped the egg off and still ate it. When we were sleeping, my friend got up, looked at me and mumbled something like "..f*cking idiot can't even fry eggs..." then turned around and went back to sleep. I felt so vulnerable. 7. When my younger brother was around 12 and I was in my mid-twenties, I came home from a night out and he was sleeping on my couch. He stood up, looked at me, and said very forcefully, "Stop wasting the science." Then whispered, "Keep it safe." 8. I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife struggling to get out of bed. I asked her what was going on and she replied with "I need to press the button!" I could tell she was still half asleep so I said "Come back to bed, I already pressed the button for you" She then, in a very condescending tone, said "You don't even know how!" 9. Freshman year of college I started barking in my sleep. My roommate woke up and started yelling for me to wake up because he thought there was a dog in the room. We were both REALLY confused for about a minute. 10. My boyfriend frequently talks in his sleep. His last one was "Whiskey sounds like something you would feed to cats, who have whiskers." 11. "I have to find my ostrich! I need a giant omelet!" 12. An old college roommate of mine once said "WALL-E, you robot slut!" 13. My girlfriend told me that a few weeks ago I said in my sleep, "there's a hidden meaning in Bambi. His mum's an alcoholic." 14. In my sophomore year of college, I was staying over in my friends' room, sleeping on their floor (I'm a dude, they are 2 ladies). They told me that in the middle of the night, I shot completely upright and after a few seconds, held up my hands and said "ladies, ladies please. There's enough for everyone" and then went right back to sleep. 15. When my brother was younger (about 6), he fell off the top bunk in his sleep. He climbed back up and lay down, still asleep. I asked him what was happening and he said "a bad guy just punched me in the arm". Turns out he broke his arm and tried to sleep it off. alwaysabeautifullife: rappkea: alex-serthes: ave-aria: borl2008: Yup okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep. My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.” So, apparently when I’m really stressed, I’ll occasionally talk in my sleep. At camp, at one point, I jumped out of my bunk bed, yelled at the top of my lungs “THE THUNDER, THE THUNDER!” then got back into bed. When I worked at a Boy Scout Camp one summer and I taught a small class on birds. And my cabin mate would tell me that on numerous occasions, I would sit up in my sleeping bag and teach my Bird Study class in my sleep. My dad fell asleep on the floor once after work, as the rest of the family was sitting in the leaving room reading and watching tv, he sat up and yelled “No! NO!! NOT THE SHERMAN EXIT! HONEY DONT TAKE THE SHERMAN EXIT!” Then fell back asleep
Jungles: 15 Funniest Things People
 Have Said In Their Sleep
 1. My college roommate sat up, said "F**k you,
 Batman. You owe me twenty dollars," and fell
 back down again.
 %3D
 2. The one that sticks out in my mind is my
 boyfriend sitting up in bed and ever so slowly
 giving me a thumbs up ... then going back to
 sleep.
 My ex-girlfriend once told me that I sat up in
 3.
 bed, asked her "where the f*ck is all the
 money?" stared at her blankly for a second,
 then said "ah, right, at the bank" and went back
 to sleep.
 4. A friend of mine sleepwalks, and I was sleeping
 over that night. It's about 1 am when he yells,
 "GOD DAMNIT, IM F*CKING THIRSTY." He walks
 into the kitchen that and goes to grab a water
 bottle. His yelling woke up his father, and he
 asks him what he's doing. He points at the
 water bottle in his hand and says "I'm thirsty
 and I want water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS
 MOTHERF*CKING CAN OF SOUP."
 5. My husband rolled over while dead asleep,
 snuggled me and said "you are the burning
 ember in the jungles of my night"

 I was enjoying a night over at my friend's house
 when we were 15yo. We were making
 hamburgers with fried eggs. I thought it had
 6.
 enough oil on the pan but nope, it burned right
 up and got stuck in the pan. Of course I scraped
 the egg off and still ate it. When we were
 sleeping, my friend got up, looked at me and
 mumbled something like "..f*cking idiot can't
 even fry eggs..." then turned around and went
 back to sleep. I felt so vulnerable.
 7. When my younger brother was around 12 and I
 was in my mid-twenties, I came home from a
 night out and he was sleeping on my couch. He
 stood up, looked at me, and said very forcefully,
 "Stop wasting the science." Then whispered,
 "Keep it safe."
 8. I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife
 struggling to get out of bed. I asked her what
 was going on and she replied with "I need to
 press the button!" I could tell she was still half
 asleep so I said "Come back to bed, I already
 pressed the button for you" She then, in a very
 condescending tone, said "You don't even know
 how!"
 9. Freshman year of college I started barking in my
 sleep. My roommate woke up and started
 yelling for me to wake up because he thought
 there was a dog in the room. We were both
 REALLY confused for about a minute.

 10. My boyfriend frequently talks in his sleep. His
 last one was "Whiskey sounds like something
 you would feed to cats, who have whiskers."
 11. "I have to find my ostrich! I need a giant
 omelet!"
 12. An old college roommate of mine once said
 "WALL-E, you robot slut!"
 13. My girlfriend told me that a few weeks ago I
 said in my sleep, "there's a hidden meaning in
 Bambi. His mum's an alcoholic."
 14. In my sophomore year of college, I was staying
 over in my friends' room, sleeping on their floor
 (I'm a dude, they are 2 ladies). They told me
 that in the middle of the night, I shot
 completely upright and after a few seconds,
 held up my hands and said "ladies, ladies
 please. There's enough for everyone" and then
 went right back to sleep.
 15. When my brother was younger (about 6), he fell
 off the top bunk in his sleep. He climbed back
 up and lay down, still asleep. I asked him what
 was happening and he said "a bad guy just
 punched me in the arm".
 Turns out he broke his arm and tried to sleep it
 off.
alwaysabeautifullife:

rappkea:

alex-serthes:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

So, apparently when I’m really stressed, I’ll occasionally talk in my sleep. At camp, at one point, I jumped out of my bunk bed, yelled at the top of my lungs “THE THUNDER, THE THUNDER!” then got back into bed.

When I worked at a Boy Scout Camp one summer and I taught a small class on birds. And my cabin mate would tell me that on numerous occasions, I would sit up in my sleeping bag and teach my Bird Study class in my sleep.

My dad fell asleep on the floor once after work, as the rest of the family was sitting in the leaving room reading and watching tv, he sat up and yelled “No! NO!! NOT THE SHERMAN EXIT! HONEY DONT TAKE THE SHERMAN EXIT!” Then fell back asleep

alwaysabeautifullife: rappkea: alex-serthes: ave-aria: borl2008: Yup okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the...