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Af, Bloods, and Fam: Me: The fam sleeping Inner me: bark @Dr. mash ve Men getchu a girl who play-fight. U feel me? A girl who gon poke u. Tickle u. Jump up on top of u and try to pin u. Hell for me I need my girls all the way crazy so I like it when a girl put me in a headlock or twist my arm and do the thing where I could sneeze and she could snap my arm like a twig for the simple reason that it make my PP hard when a woman endanger my life lol. But real talk getchu a girl who play-fight because she frisky. And then flip it on her and hold her down and show her u a manly ass man who gon restrain the fvck out of her and then give her that deep pipe like a boss. Now ladies lemme warn u. Be very careful with this shit if u with a brother like me who was raised in the hood. We have danger sensors. We got PTSD from being at barbecues and hearing shit pop off and we don't know if it's gunfire or the Mexicans doing fireworks in August again (Mexicans do fireworks 12 months per year that's why I love them, u eating a turkey leg on thanksgiving and they lighting M80s lol.) But nah u could play-fight but don't like, surprise me and jump on my back when I enter the room like a MF ninja in the dark because on God I will punch you in the nose hard AF (on accident) and when u show up to the ER unconscious with blood pouring down your titties looking like a very good Halloween costume the police gon come into the hospital and take your statement and u gon have no choice but to be honest: "I fucked around with a real one and he punched my lights out, it was my fault officer please don't press charges." Unless your man gave you herpes - then lie and say it's domestic abuse - now u could put him away for a couple years and let him catch a few more STDs from Tito and Ronaldo in cell block 9 payback 😂😂😂
Af, Bloods, and Fam: Me: The fam sleeping
 Inner me: bark
 @Dr.
 mash
 ve
Men getchu a girl who play-fight. U feel me? A girl who gon poke u. Tickle u. Jump up on top of u and try to pin u. Hell for me I need my girls all the way crazy so I like it when a girl put me in a headlock or twist my arm and do the thing where I could sneeze and she could snap my arm like a twig for the simple reason that it make my PP hard when a woman endanger my life lol. But real talk getchu a girl who play-fight because she frisky. And then flip it on her and hold her down and show her u a manly ass man who gon restrain the fvck out of her and then give her that deep pipe like a boss. Now ladies lemme warn u. Be very careful with this shit if u with a brother like me who was raised in the hood. We have danger sensors. We got PTSD from being at barbecues and hearing shit pop off and we don't know if it's gunfire or the Mexicans doing fireworks in August again (Mexicans do fireworks 12 months per year that's why I love them, u eating a turkey leg on thanksgiving and they lighting M80s lol.) But nah u could play-fight but don't like, surprise me and jump on my back when I enter the room like a MF ninja in the dark because on God I will punch you in the nose hard AF (on accident) and when u show up to the ER unconscious with blood pouring down your titties looking like a very good Halloween costume the police gon come into the hospital and take your statement and u gon have no choice but to be honest: "I fucked around with a real one and he punched my lights out, it was my fault officer please don't press charges." Unless your man gave you herpes - then lie and say it's domestic abuse - now u could put him away for a couple years and let him catch a few more STDs from Tito and Ronaldo in cell block 9 payback 😂😂😂

Men getchu a girl who play-fight. U feel me? A girl who gon poke u. Tickle u. Jump up on top of u and try to pin u. Hell for me I need my gi...

Memes, 🤖, and Bed: JERENSTEPNENS "I Might have to jump up and grab floydmayweather out of bed" -- conormcgregor 😂
Memes, 🤖, and Bed: JERENSTEPNENS
"I Might have to jump up and grab floydmayweather out of bed" -- conormcgregor 😂

"I Might have to jump up and grab floydmayweather out of bed" -- conormcgregor 😂

Fire, Being Salty, and Target: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it randomjunkbloguniverse: sunnysundown: thetallblacknerd: chellzaintshit: weaintaboutshit: superbrybread: pokemanaphy: stillhasabigego: guitaurenhero: therealfeedback: salty-mcfly: termanal-velocity: strawberryr: delcat177: professor-bats: kalasraven: knightsintodreams: acearoruby: sarakitten: realgirlsgaming: azaleecalypso: touchyourblood: thephilosophyofnope: bikwin5: jimthecitizen: that’s quitter’s talk you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip use whirlwind sprint climb on the desk and double jump from there hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across. Fuckin triangle jump Wallrun and jump to it There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!! you’re just not thinking with portals. They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease). Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks. jump and then hit control paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button. It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation. Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony. Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix  Jump and press start repeatingly! just fly
Fire, Being Salty, and Target: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible
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that’s quitter’s talk

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

use whirlwind sprint

climb on the desk and double jump from there

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

Fuckin triangle jump

Wallrun and jump to it

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

you’re just not thinking with portals. 

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

jump and then hit control

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.

Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. 

There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there

No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up

You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple

Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix 

Jump and press start repeatingly!


just fly

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