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jump over: Hmm. This bridge is only 99.997% safe RtAVM 0 in Swim Dear anti-vaxxer, if you stand at the edge of a cliff behind a fence, then theres 99.997% chance that youre safebetter jump over it, eh
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Dear anti-vaxxer, if you stand at the edge of a cliff behind a fence, then theres 99.997% chance that youre safebetter jump over it, eh

Dear anti-vaxxer, if you stand at the edge of a cliff behind a fence, then theres 99.997% chance that youre safebetter jump over it, eh

jump over: gay victim soul @tragicgay Whenever I see news about how SNL or John Oliver or John Stewart "destroyed" Donald Trump my mind instinctively goes to this Vonnegut quote "During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high." - feathersescapism: Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context. One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, โ€œWho here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?โ€ I happen to know but Iโ€™m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, โ€œLower,โ€ and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, โ€œYou know, donโ€™t you.โ€ โ€œMy momโ€™s a doc,โ€ I said. He gave me a โ€œso say itโ€ gesture and I said, โ€œFour to ten percent depending on your sources.โ€ Everyone else looked surprised and horrified. And the paramedic said, โ€œWeโ€™re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?โ€ The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse. โ€œWhat do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?โ€ The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, โ€œA corpse.โ€ โ€œRight,โ€ says the paramedic. โ€œSomeone who isnโ€™t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what Iโ€™m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.โ€ So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated. But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflรฉ - well. Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where weโ€™d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA. What the whole world would look like. Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time youโ€™ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god. If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they werenโ€™t there. (*if youโ€™re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)
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 @tragicgay
 Whenever I see news about how SNL or
 John Oliver or John Stewart "destroyed"
 Donald Trump my mind instinctively goes
 to this Vonnegut quote
 "During the Vietnam War,
 every respectable artist in
 this country was against
 the war. It was like a laser
 beam. We were all aimed
 in the same direction. The
 power of this weapon turns
 out to be that of a custard
 pie dropped from a
 stepladder six feet high." -
feathersescapism:

Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context. 
One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, โ€œWho here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?โ€
I happen to know but Iโ€™m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, โ€œLower,โ€ and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, โ€œYou know, donโ€™t you.โ€
โ€œMy momโ€™s a doc,โ€ I said. He gave me a โ€œso say itโ€ gesture and I said, โ€œFour to ten percent depending on your sources.โ€ 
Everyone else looked surprised and horrified. 
And the paramedic said, โ€œWeโ€™re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?โ€ 
The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse. 
โ€œWhat do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?โ€
The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, โ€œA corpse.โ€
โ€œRight,โ€ says the paramedic. โ€œSomeone who isnโ€™t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what Iโ€™m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.โ€
So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated. 
But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflรฉ - well. 
Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where weโ€™d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA. 
What the whole world would look like. 
Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time youโ€™ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god. 
If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they werenโ€™t there. 

(*if youโ€™re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)

feathersescapism: Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing...

jump over: You xxpurpleshadowsxx whoopsrobots l figured I'd put up a list of all the weird crap l've found aroung home as a kid 1. When I was six, a mummified hairless cat just sort of appeared by the house. I had to jump over it wheneverI went anywhere. Nobody moved it, it was just there for a few months and then it disappeared 2. There was a cow head just laying out back for a while. I think my gramma was feeding it to the chickens. I fucking hate the chickens 3. Every Halloween, my mom would send me to the dead pile to get bones to scatter around the yard for decorations. I never really realized it was weird that we had things called 'dead piles', but there you go 4. My brain went fuzzy during a family barbecue and I don't know what to tell you but left for twenty minutes and came back with four other girls wearing cow pelvises and tubing as armour and claiming myself to be the mighty lord magnet-tron 5. I found a kayak in the forest once. I brought it home, but my gramma stole it 6. Found a cracked fish tank buried under a tree once. I took it home, but my gramma stole it 7. There's a lot of bathtubs in the forest and I don't know why 8. Someone left a deer head on the porch once. Not sure why Just the whole head, cut off at the neck. That was odd 9. There's just these... Weird, powdery chunks of.. I dunno, something. Just buried all over. I don't know if they're soft rocks or what 10. Some friends and I found something big and dead inside a garbage bag under a log, once. We told an adult but they said not to worry about it so we sort of let it go. It's been nine years and nobody's questioned it 11. Our rooster killed itself. Not sure how, but it did 12. A bird carried my cat away when I was 7 and nobody told me so l spent 6 weeks looking for it. I only found half. 13. There's a lot of skulls 14. There's a spot out back where kitchen appliances just show up. I found a wok, a toaster, a toaster oven, and two sinks so far 15. A bunch of porn was just.. In the woods. DVDs. And a couple bible on-casette albums. 3 pairs of prescription glasses. Someone was into some weird shit, I guess 16. Sometimes the air smells like death and my mom just goes, 'think it was something big? And I have to go find it 17. My gramma keeps collecting toilets and 4 foot tall solid wooden lawn gnomes and decorating the driveway with them 18. Every once and a while the sky just doesn't go all the way dark at night and I've stopped questioning it whoopsrobots Okay I don't know how this got so popular al of a sudden, but I've gotten a lot of messages asking if I live in Nightvale or a supernatural episode and I feel the need to clarify that while some of this stuff is kinda freaky my town is actually a rather pleasant place to live. I mean, there's the ocassional imploded fence and something in the forest that whistles back, but we get some lovely sunsets and the sheep don't bite 142,417 notes Hmm spooky
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 whoopsrobots
 l figured I'd put up a list of all the
 weird crap l've found aroung
 home as a kid
 1. When I was six, a mummified hairless cat just sort of appeared by the
 house. I had to jump over it wheneverI went anywhere. Nobody moved it, it
 was just there for a few months and then it disappeared
 2. There was a cow head just laying out back for a while. I think my gramma
 was feeding it to the chickens. I fucking hate the chickens
 3. Every Halloween, my mom would send me to the dead pile to get bones to
 scatter around the yard for decorations. I never really realized it was weird
 that we had things called 'dead piles', but there you go
 4. My brain went fuzzy during a family barbecue and I don't know what to tell
 you but left for twenty minutes and came back with four other girls wearing
 cow pelvises and tubing as armour and claiming myself to be the mighty lord
 magnet-tron
 5. I found a kayak in the forest once. I brought it home, but my gramma stole
 it
 6. Found a cracked fish tank buried under a tree once. I took it home, but my
 gramma stole it
 7. There's a lot of bathtubs in the forest and I don't know why
 8. Someone left a deer head on the porch once. Not sure why Just the whole
 head, cut off at the neck. That was odd
 9. There's just these... Weird, powdery chunks of.. I dunno, something. Just
 buried all over. I don't know if they're soft rocks or what
 10. Some friends and I found something big and dead inside a garbage bag
 under a log, once. We told an adult but they said not to worry about it so we
 sort of let it go. It's been nine years and nobody's questioned it
 11. Our rooster killed itself. Not sure how, but it did
 12. A bird carried my cat away when I was 7 and nobody told me so l spent 6
 weeks looking for it. I only found half.
 13. There's a lot of skulls
 14. There's a spot out back where kitchen appliances just show up. I found a
 wok, a toaster, a toaster oven, and two sinks so far
 15. A bunch of porn was just.. In the woods. DVDs. And a couple bible
 on-casette albums. 3 pairs of prescription glasses. Someone was into some
 weird shit, I guess
 16. Sometimes the air smells like death and my mom just goes, 'think it was
 something big? And I have to go find it
 17. My gramma keeps collecting toilets and 4 foot tall solid wooden lawn
 gnomes and decorating the driveway with them
 18. Every once and a while the sky just doesn't go all the way dark at night
 and I've stopped questioning it
 whoopsrobots
 Okay I don't know how this got so popular al of a sudden, but I've gotten a lot
 of messages asking if I live in Nightvale or a supernatural episode and I feel
 the need to clarify that while some of this stuff is kinda freaky my town is
 actually a rather pleasant place to live. I mean, there's the ocassional
 imploded fence and something in the forest that whistles back, but we get
 some lovely sunsets and the sheep don't bite
 142,417 notes
Hmm spooky

Hmm spooky

jump over: Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said "We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way" @balleralert Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said โ€œWe Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Wayโ€ โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Monday, a convenience store clerk took matters into his own hands after a would-be robber tried to overthrow his store. The suspect, who has been identified as 52-year-old AndreYoung, entered the Speedway on Northland Boulevard and tried to jump over the counter with a blade. However, the store clerk fought back, seizing the blade and delivering a devastating right hook to knock Young out. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The clerk then called 911 to explain the situation, which was also captured by a security camera inside of the Speedway. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œHeโ€™s still in here,โ€ the clerk told officials. โ€œI had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because heโ€™s in here, heโ€™s in here all f*cked up.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œThe allegations are that the defendant went into a Speedway gas station, brandished a box cutter, and stated, โ€˜We can do this the easy way, or the hard way,โ€™โ€ Dave Wood of the Hamilton County prosecutorโ€™s office said. โ€œThe cashier luckily was able to defend himself and incapacitate the defendant until police showed up.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Later, in an interview with police, Young said his actions were misconstrued. He claimed he was holding the knife to cut something off his shirt, to which officials responded by saying it isnโ€™t smart to try to jump a counter with a blade, if you arenโ€™t planning to rob someone. โ€œMan, I was drunk,โ€ Young replied. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The next day, Young stood before a judge on crutches with a swollen black eye. The judge set a $175,000 bond on two counts of aggravated robbery and assault. Oddly enough, officials say Young was convicted of using a bat to rob the same gas station back in 2005.
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 "We Can Do This The Easy Way or The
 Hard Way"
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Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said โ€œWe Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Wayโ€ โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Monday, a convenience store clerk took matters into his own hands after a would-be robber tried to overthrow his store. The suspect, who has been identified as 52-year-old AndreYoung, entered the Speedway on Northland Boulevard and tried to jump over the counter with a blade. However, the store clerk fought back, seizing the blade and delivering a devastating right hook to knock Young out. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The clerk then called 911 to explain the situation, which was also captured by a security camera inside of the Speedway. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œHeโ€™s still in here,โ€ the clerk told officials. โ€œI had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because heโ€™s in here, heโ€™s in here all f*cked up.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œThe allegations are that the defendant went into a Speedway gas station, brandished a box cutter, and stated, โ€˜We can do this the easy way, or the hard way,โ€™โ€ Dave Wood of the Hamilton County prosecutorโ€™s office said. โ€œThe cashier luckily was able to defend himself and incapacitate the defendant until police showed up.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Later, in an interview with police, Young said his actions were misconstrued. He claimed he was holding the knife to cut something off his shirt, to which officials responded by saying it isnโ€™t smart to try to jump a counter with a blade, if you arenโ€™t planning to rob someone. โ€œMan, I was drunk,โ€ Young replied. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The next day, Young stood before a judge on crutches with a swollen black eye. The judge set a $175,000 bond on two counts of aggravated robbery and assault. Oddly enough, officials say Young was convicted of using a bat to rob the same gas station back in 2005.

Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said โ€œWe Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Wayโ€ โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Monday, a...

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jump over: (a paigevcox Dozens 1st birthday Men you might be a woman's pet peeve and not even know it. With that said let me tell u three things to avoid. (1) The night the Cubs won the World Series I was out celebrating with my lil homegirl and her friends. Everyone was on the street hi fiving each other and I was doing it but she wasn't. (She was also smoking a blunt ๐Ÿค”. I like them ratchet ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜). I'm like "aye baby why u ain't hi fiving, the Cubs just won." And she said "I'm traumatized. Whenever I'm out drinking with the girls, men try to hi five you and then they don't let go of your hand and you're stuck talking to them." Aye u remember the dude in high school who used to ask girls where his hug was at? He grew up and now does the two point hi five conversion. Don't be this dude ๐Ÿ˜‚. (2) One of my lil homegirls text me saying she was having a bad day and a dude walked up to her and said "smile". I can't put this better than she put it so here u go: "This is seriously my BIGGEST pet peeve. I don't care who u r. If u say this to me, wave goodbye to this pussy as if it's riding away on a train and u r crying and waving a handkerchief. 'Smile!' Ummmmm how bout instead of commanding me to smile u do something that MAKES me smile. Fuqqqqq" Enuf said ๐Ÿšž. (3) Last but not least don't agree with everything a girl says. Don't disagree just to do it, but also don't agree with every single cot damn thing she say Bruh (and don't one-up. If she say she went hiking in Costa Rica don't be all "I WENT HIKING IN HAWAII UP A VOLCANO AND HAD TO JUMP OVER MOLTEN LAVA." Ok Bear Grylls, chill. Let her talk about Costa Rica with your one-upping ass, let her have a lil fun telling the story. Damn.) Anyway Bruh have an opinion. Don't agree 100% and don't one-up, but u can argue a lil bit playfully. She'll like it. Side note: please no more DMs saying "WOW YOU'RE A HOE HOW MANY 'lil homegirls' DO YOU HAVE". These are my lil homies FR. I was raised with beautiful, independent sisters so I surround myself with beautiful, independent women with a stank attitude who keep their nails did and aren't afraid to potentially choke-stab me and-or scam me. It doesn't mean I'm smashing them all. Let me live, fuck StopSlutShaming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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 Dozens 1st birthday
Men you might be a woman's pet peeve and not even know it. With that said let me tell u three things to avoid. (1) The night the Cubs won the World Series I was out celebrating with my lil homegirl and her friends. Everyone was on the street hi fiving each other and I was doing it but she wasn't. (She was also smoking a blunt ๐Ÿค”. I like them ratchet ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜). I'm like "aye baby why u ain't hi fiving, the Cubs just won." And she said "I'm traumatized. Whenever I'm out drinking with the girls, men try to hi five you and then they don't let go of your hand and you're stuck talking to them." Aye u remember the dude in high school who used to ask girls where his hug was at? He grew up and now does the two point hi five conversion. Don't be this dude ๐Ÿ˜‚. (2) One of my lil homegirls text me saying she was having a bad day and a dude walked up to her and said "smile". I can't put this better than she put it so here u go: "This is seriously my BIGGEST pet peeve. I don't care who u r. If u say this to me, wave goodbye to this pussy as if it's riding away on a train and u r crying and waving a handkerchief. 'Smile!' Ummmmm how bout instead of commanding me to smile u do something that MAKES me smile. Fuqqqqq" Enuf said ๐Ÿšž. (3) Last but not least don't agree with everything a girl says. Don't disagree just to do it, but also don't agree with every single cot damn thing she say Bruh (and don't one-up. If she say she went hiking in Costa Rica don't be all "I WENT HIKING IN HAWAII UP A VOLCANO AND HAD TO JUMP OVER MOLTEN LAVA." Ok Bear Grylls, chill. Let her talk about Costa Rica with your one-upping ass, let her have a lil fun telling the story. Damn.) Anyway Bruh have an opinion. Don't agree 100% and don't one-up, but u can argue a lil bit playfully. She'll like it. Side note: please no more DMs saying "WOW YOU'RE A HOE HOW MANY 'lil homegirls' DO YOU HAVE". These are my lil homies FR. I was raised with beautiful, independent sisters so I surround myself with beautiful, independent women with a stank attitude who keep their nails did and aren't afraid to potentially choke-stab me and-or scam me. It doesn't mean I'm smashing them all. Let me live, fuck StopSlutShaming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Men you might be a woman's pet peeve and not even know it. With that said let me tell u three things to avoid. (1) The night the Cubs won...

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