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“U-undyne…?W-what happened to your left eye?”“That’s okay Alphys. This is just a proof of bravery.”DIE(゚∀。)

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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: The Economist -Follow Economist TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf leoismybookcrush: highklaushargreeves: my-analogical-romance: magicallygrimmwiccan: jackdrawsgames: luidilovins: phruxx: stynalane: dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.  Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.  Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.  THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.  engagement rings: HACKED Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. thanks edith Tiger’s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves. Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win. Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture. Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earth’s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter. Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse. SO PRETTY @theotheralya Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought I’d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic The ring I got Cas. Oak and a teeny tiny fern leaf. My dad proposed to my mom with a Ring Pop on April Fool’s Day
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1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED


Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. 

thanks edith


Tiger’s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves. 
Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win. 
Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture. 
Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earth’s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter. 
Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse. 

SO PRETTY

@theotheralya


Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought I’d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic 


The ring I got Cas. Oak and a teeny tiny fern leaf. 

My dad proposed to my mom with a Ring Pop on April Fool’s Day

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Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it* THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT
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🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
–> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <–
–> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <–

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT

enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber...

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it* THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

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gothdesss:

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lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
–> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <–
–> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <–

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT

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Anna, Cute, and Fucking: Buy HEARTBEAT SPECIAL PROMOTION! Offer ends in 47:11:06 $14.99 -35% $9.74 Add to Cart Buy HEARTBEAT+Soundtrack Includes 2 items: HEART BEAT, HEARTBEAT Soundtrack $21.98 40% -41% $12.86 Bundle info Add to Cart d3vilr4t: karpad: i-am-loco: queer-anna: nebula-bf: psiotechniqa: charityforrichpeople: yuuki-mishima: yuuki-mishima: totallynotreimuhakurei: nicy-v: transpopuko: totallynotreimuhakurei: transpopuko: transpopuko: transpopuko: Bro what the fuck Of all the fucking things you could do, of all the fucking numbers you could pick Yall are fucking heartless monsters in case yall are a bit in the dark abt the number, the trans suicide rate has been recorded at 41% Heartbeat sucks and fuck transphones but I’m pretty sure the discounts are set my steam’s algorithm and not the developer iirc devs control their own sales and discounts It was intentional @transpopuko Oh nevermind fuck this game and it’s shitty devs Went to check their twitter to see what else they tweeted and, not seeing any white supremacy anything - just sounds like a conservative who doesn’t believe in gender reassignment surgery or transtrender BS Ok brony. Don’t forget that the average live expectancy for trans woc is 35. Both sales are intentional also this points out that the 35% has more than one malicious meaning well this is just disgusting. please do not buy their shitty game. what the fuck. i remember seeing previews of this game and thinking its cute style wise and im glad i didnt buy it. fuck this guy Fucking disgusting pieces of shit
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Bro what the fuck
Of all the fucking things you could do, of all the fucking numbers you could pick
Yall are fucking heartless monsters

in case yall are a bit in the dark abt the number, the trans suicide rate has been recorded at 41%


Heartbeat sucks and fuck transphones but I’m pretty sure the discounts are set my steam’s algorithm and not the developer 


iirc devs control their own sales and discounts


It was intentional


@transpopuko Oh nevermind fuck this game and it’s shitty devs


Went to check their twitter to see what else they tweeted and,









not seeing any white supremacy anything - just sounds like a conservative who doesn’t believe in gender reassignment surgery or transtrender BS


Ok brony.


Don’t forget that the average live expectancy for trans woc is 35. Both sales are intentional

also this points out that the 35% has more than one malicious meaning

well this is just disgusting. please do not buy their shitty game.


what the fuck. i remember seeing previews of this game and thinking its cute style wise and im glad i didnt buy it. fuck this guy


Fucking disgusting pieces of shit

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Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.  im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.  @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.  YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.  In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat!  weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
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I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me
they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. 
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. 


@gallusrostromegalus 

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.  YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.  In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat!  weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!



@motorizedduck

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Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: anamariadaselva: mister-pokeylope: visionarywithglasses: thiccnessissavibe:Imagine fucking here 😍💦 For this caption 😂😂😂^^^
Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: anamariadaselva:

mister-pokeylope:

visionarywithglasses:

thiccnessissavibe:Imagine fucking here 😍💦

For this caption 



😂😂😂^^^

anamariadaselva: mister-pokeylope: visionarywithglasses: thiccnessissavibe:Imagine fucking here 😍💦 For this caption 😂😂😂^^^

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it* THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
–> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <–
–> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <–

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT

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Tumblr, Blog, and Dress: Fitted Dress $19.99 $4999 sarcoptid: sparkytheandroid: sarcoptid: FITTED TO WHOM MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tumblr, Blog, and Dress: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:

sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sarcoptid: sparkytheandroid: sarcoptid: FITTED TO WHOM MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it* THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
–> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <–
–> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <–

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT

enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber...

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it* THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
–> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <–
–> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <–

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT

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Cars, Iphone, and Life: georgia @georgiaanais_ that's a vegan salad, there's reusable water bottles, unpackaged fruit, and she's travelling by train which produce 80% less greenhouse gas emmissions than cars, the only travel more environmentally friendly is walking cycling but you carry on or bullying a 16 year old xxxх Pocketrocket @pocket_rocket96 19h Oh she looks so frightened about the immediate climate catastrophe. As she sits there on a train, surrounded by plastic containers and processed foods. A picture paints a thousand words. This tells you she knows nothing about what she speaks of. nLimpan SALAT VEGANSK 12:23 PM Sep 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 73.1K Retweets 300K Likes georgia Replying to @georgiaanais_ @georgiaanais_ 12h nobody in this world is perfect and of course she will have to use one use plastic where there is no alternative, we don't all have to completely change our lives but little changes are still changes!!! if ur not vegan but use a reusable bottle that's ok!! every little helps x 12 L541 6.1K n-trance: a-can-of-mountain-jew: thebisquid: itshardtoactnormal: I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better Also - What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided? Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.
Cars, Iphone, and Life: georgia
 @georgiaanais_
 that's a vegan salad, there's reusable
 water bottles, unpackaged fruit, and
 she's travelling by train which produce
 80% less greenhouse gas emmissions
 than cars, the only travel more
 environmentally friendly is walking
 cycling but you carry on
 or
 bullying a 16
 year old xxxх
 Pocketrocket @pocket_rocket96 19h
 Oh she looks so
 frightened about the immediate climate
 catastrophe. As she sits there on a train, surrounded by
 plastic containers and processed foods. A picture
 paints a thousand words. This tells you she knows
 nothing about what she speaks of.
 nLimpan
 SALAT
 VEGANSK
 12:23 PM Sep 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
 73.1K Retweets
 300K Likes

 georgia
 Replying to @georgiaanais_
 @georgiaanais_ 12h
 nobody in this world is perfect and of course she
 will have to use one use plastic where there is no
 alternative, we don't all have to completely change
 our lives but little changes are still changes!!! if ur
 not vegan but use a reusable bottle that's ok!!
 every little helps x
 12
 L541
 6.1K
n-trance:
a-can-of-mountain-jew:

thebisquid:

itshardtoactnormal:
I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl

 wanting the earth to get better

Also -
What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided? 
Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM
It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat


Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

n-trance: a-can-of-mountain-jew: thebisquid: itshardtoactnormal: I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the ear...

God, Target, and Tumblr: mr-foxsidee: frozenmusings: everythingfox: My god he just demolished that cat IS THIS PIXIE AND BRUTUS.
God, Target, and Tumblr: mr-foxsidee:
frozenmusings:

everythingfox:
My god he just demolished that cat
IS THIS PIXIE AND BRUTUS.

mr-foxsidee: frozenmusings: everythingfox: My god he just demolished that cat IS THIS PIXIE AND BRUTUS.

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: ?THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! ? SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” ??❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it* THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: enraged-sapphic:

marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

?THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! ?
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
–> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE CAT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE <–
–> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <–
–> GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE <–

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” ??❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

THE MOON IS AMAZING GUY’S BUY IT

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Cheating, Children, and Energy: Ghetto Queen @_zolarmoon My sister has a whole homework packet & only did 1 pg... I asked her why & she said cus her class in a group chat & everyone does 1 page GIF 8130/17 8:11 AM cop-disliker69: zvaigzdelasas: hundondestiny: hearts-pearls: jehovahhthickness: melonmemes: We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018 Ok but this is even better this works for classes that arent prerequisites, or homework that wont come in a test. imagine not doing your algebra homework, and passing with a to calculus.  It’s not a matter of “not doing” the homework. You’re sharing the load for the same assignments, which means everyone gets to work through 1 thing on their own and then they can look over and learn from what the other students have done. Sharing homework isn’t the same as just cheating off a test, bc you still have to process homework as you’re doing it, and for some people it helps to know that what they’re doing is the right steps because then it’s easier to remember. Unlike traditional homework standards, where you turn it in and don’t know if it’s right until some time after, by which time you’ve already internalized your way of doing it, and if that’s wrong you have to retrain yourself. Which takes far more energy and really isn’t helpful. Especially when teachers will return grades as you’re taking another exam and shit. Also! You have other people’s grades somewhat reliant on you, which in-itself can b a motivating force Also! Homework is completely pointless and numerous studies have shown it doesn’t help learning at all. Schools with lots of homework, a little homework, and no homework at all do exactly the same on standardized tests. It’s a punishment and oppression that children are smart and morally right to attempt to evade by whatever means necessary.
Cheating, Children, and Energy: Ghetto Queen
 @_zolarmoon
 My sister has a whole homework
 packet & only did 1 pg...
 I asked her why & she said cus
 her class in a group chat &
 everyone does 1 page
 GIF
 8130/17 8:11 AM
cop-disliker69:
zvaigzdelasas:


hundondestiny:


hearts-pearls:

jehovahhthickness:

melonmemes:

We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018

Ok but this is even better 

this works for classes that arent prerequisites, or homework that wont come in a test. imagine not doing your algebra homework, and passing with a to calculus. 

It’s not a matter of “not doing” the homework. You’re sharing the load for the same assignments, which means everyone gets to work through 1 thing on their own and then they can look over and learn from what the other students have done. 
Sharing homework isn’t the same as just cheating off a test, bc you still have to process homework as you’re doing it, and for some people it helps to know that what they’re doing is the right steps because then it’s easier to remember. 
Unlike traditional homework standards, where you turn it in and don’t know if it’s right until some time after, by which time you’ve already internalized your way of doing it, and if that’s wrong you have to retrain yourself. Which takes far more energy and really isn’t helpful. Especially when teachers will return grades as you’re taking another exam and shit. 


Also! You have other people’s grades somewhat reliant on you, which in-itself can b a motivating force 


Also! Homework is completely pointless and numerous studies have shown it doesn’t help learning at all. Schools with lots of homework, a little homework, and no homework at all do exactly the same on standardized tests.
It’s a punishment and oppression that children are smart and morally right to attempt to evade by whatever means necessary.

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Instagram, Streets, and Tumblr: makoredeyes: riverecho: massejasse: thenatsdorf: Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats) Oh, the differns in his eyes.. Yeah NGL I cried
Instagram, Streets, and Tumblr: makoredeyes:

riverecho:
massejasse:

thenatsdorf:
Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats)
Oh, the differns in his eyes..




Yeah NGL I cried

makoredeyes: riverecho: massejasse: thenatsdorf: Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats) Oh, the differns i...