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joke: Dad joke with serial killer
joke: Dad joke with serial killer

Dad joke with serial killer

joke: ballet-royale: midnight-spectrum-again: thesaltofcarthage: festivefeathers: safifonhasstrel: bundibird: jehovahhthickness: biggest-gaudiest-fish: lipsredasroses: mayothefirst: madamehearthwitch: thegrimmlovely: riskpig: endangeredslug: riskpig: teamseabreeze: recycled-soul: skywritingg: iloveyournudity: cuntsoloud-ishere: pizzaforpresident: This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!! This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes. WHAT? The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read. WHAT????? Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books? Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies. https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL This is very true lol Yo what the f u c k not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing. What the fuck I’m ace but here you guys go
joke: ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:


lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:


madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!




This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.


WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????


Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook


Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. 


WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL


This is very true lol 


Yo what the f u c k 






not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? 

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.



What the fuck



I’m ace but here you guys go

ballet-royale: midnight-spectrum-again: thesaltofcarthage: festivefeathers: safifonhasstrel: bundibird: jehovahhthickness: biggest-...

joke: Is his name a joke to you?
joke: Is his name a joke to you?

Is his name a joke to you?

joke: Sorry for the dad joke
joke: Sorry for the dad joke

Sorry for the dad joke

joke: [OC] This joke is probably the main reason I won’t go back to retail.
joke: [OC] This joke is probably the main reason I won’t go back to retail.

[OC] This joke is probably the main reason I won’t go back to retail.

joke: Did I take the joke too far? Well, guess not
joke: Did I take the joke too far? Well, guess not

Did I take the joke too far? Well, guess not

joke: crispy-ghee: 3 of Cousin’s other children: Little Knife, Little Flame, and Naniandi. (aka, the last of the group of Cousin’s kids that I’ll draw because he has like 50 or something and I’m not designing all of them, I’m sorry. Feel free to pretend that your OC is Cousin’s kid, it’ll probably work out.)Little Knife:  Cousin’s youngest son and the last he had with Fury before she died. A cocky little shit sometimes, but with good reason. While smaller than all his sibs, his agility and stealth made him an asset to hunting parties.  His relationship w/ Jagged-Tooth sucks. He and Kal'thnde are very close, tho, as Cousin was already aging and too busy chaperoning youngbloods to pay him as much attention as he should’ve, Kal and his sisters more or less raised him and got between him and Jagged-Tooth often. Lauded for his nimbleness and his lightning speed while maintaining near-silence, he has become an asset in his hunting party. His abilities also make him sought after for off-world reconnaissance, where he travels to planets to review and evaluate their suitability for hunting.Little Knife is one of the 20 or so Yautja who join Cousin to form the Yautja Faction, against the orders of the Elder Council. 12 of his brothers also form the team, including Jagged-Tooth and Kal’thnde. Little Flame:  Celebrated Huntress, Several times Champion of inter-tribal games and so coveted and beloved beyond her own clan. Aggressive, abrasive, but loyal, like her father in his youth. Little Flame is close to Kal and Little Knife, and was one of Cousin’s children that fought against Jagged-Tooth’s bad attitude–ballsy, as he’s biotic. She and the eldest brother never really learned to get along, but there is begrudging respect for each others achievements. Little Flame basically saved her father’s life when at one point she heard whispers that some elders were speaking of sending Enforcers or some other group of Hunters to go after Cousin and his Renegades. She sent him warnings, and killed most of the would-be trackers herself.Naniandi:  Cousin’s eldest Daughter. Sometimes called Furious Patience, a play on her mother’s name (Patient Fury), since she’s so much like her. One of the tribe matriarchs, and often invited alongside the tribe’s elders to speak diplomacy with other clans when needed. Naniandi is the closest Jagged-Tooth is to any of his family, maybe having to do w/ how much like his mother she is, even though she is a century or so younger than him. She’s basically all around respected by everyone in Cousin’s family, as well as their overall clan It’s Naniandi’s influence and hard work that made it possible for Cousin and the remainder of the Yautja faction to return to Homeworld after they’d disgraced themselves to go fight alongside Shepard. She ultimately convinced the elders to reinstate honor and title to her father. Yautja joke (but only a little) about wishing to birth armies. Compared to others his age, Cousin only has a moderate amount of offspring, but those that survived into his old age came out fierce, capable, and loyal to their family. It’s thanks to them he could be with Shepard.
joke: crispy-ghee:

3 of Cousin’s other children: Little Knife, Little Flame, and Naniandi. (aka, the last of the group of Cousin’s kids that I’ll draw because he has like 50 or something and I’m not designing all of them, I’m sorry. Feel free to pretend that your OC is Cousin’s kid, it’ll probably work out.)Little Knife:  Cousin’s youngest son and the last he had with Fury before she died. A cocky little shit sometimes, but with good reason. While smaller than all his sibs, his agility and stealth made him an asset to hunting parties. 

His relationship w/ Jagged-Tooth sucks. He and Kal'thnde are very close, tho, as Cousin was already aging and too busy chaperoning youngbloods to pay him as much attention as he should’ve, Kal and his sisters more or less raised him and got between him and Jagged-Tooth often.



Lauded for his nimbleness and his lightning speed while maintaining near-silence, he has become an asset in his hunting party. His abilities also make him sought after for off-world reconnaissance, where he travels to planets to review and evaluate their suitability for hunting.Little Knife is one of the 20 or so Yautja who join Cousin to form the Yautja Faction, against the orders of the Elder Council. 12 of his brothers also form the team, including Jagged-Tooth and Kal’thnde. Little Flame: 

Celebrated Huntress, Several times Champion of inter-tribal games and so coveted and beloved beyond her own clan. Aggressive, abrasive, but loyal, like her father in his youth. Little Flame is close to Kal and Little Knife, and was one of Cousin’s children that fought against Jagged-Tooth’s bad attitude–ballsy, as he’s biotic. She and the eldest brother never really learned to get along, but there is begrudging respect for each others achievements.

Little Flame basically saved her father’s life when at one point she heard whispers that some elders were speaking of sending Enforcers or some other group of Hunters to go after Cousin and his Renegades. She sent him warnings, and killed most of the would-be trackers herself.Naniandi: 

Cousin’s eldest Daughter. Sometimes called Furious Patience, a play on her mother’s name (Patient Fury), since she’s so much like her. One of the tribe matriarchs, and often invited alongside the tribe’s elders to speak diplomacy with other clans when needed. Naniandi is the closest Jagged-Tooth is to any of his family, maybe having to do w/ how much like his mother she is, even though she is a century or so younger than him. She’s basically all around respected by everyone in Cousin’s family, as well as their overall clan

It’s Naniandi’s influence and hard work that made it possible for Cousin and the remainder of the Yautja faction to return to Homeworld after they’d disgraced themselves to go fight alongside Shepard. She ultimately convinced the elders to reinstate honor and title to her father.

Yautja joke (but only a little) about wishing to birth armies. Compared to others his age, Cousin only has a moderate amount of offspring, but those that survived into his old age came out fierce, capable, and loyal to their family. It’s thanks to them he could be with Shepard.

crispy-ghee: 3 of Cousin’s other children: Little Knife, Little Flame, and Naniandi. (aka, the last of the group of Cousin’s kids that I...

joke: beekeep: this was among the first things I did when I got to uni, no joke
joke: beekeep:

this was among the first things I did when I got to uni, no joke

beekeep: this was among the first things I did when I got to uni, no joke

joke: Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting
joke: Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting

Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting

joke: shoucolate: This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.
joke: shoucolate:

This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

shoucolate: This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

joke: Hey, that's MY joke! #Memes #Dank #Twitter #StarWars
joke: Hey, that's MY joke! #Memes #Dank #Twitter #StarWars

Hey, that's MY joke! #Memes #Dank #Twitter #StarWars

joke: am i a joke to you?
joke: am i a joke to you?

am i a joke to you?

joke: Warning: joke can be too dark for you
joke: Warning: joke can be too dark for you

Warning: joke can be too dark for you

joke: Milliseconds are no joke
joke: Milliseconds are no joke

Milliseconds are no joke

joke: Even counts as a Math joke
joke: Even counts as a Math joke

Even counts as a Math joke

joke: pepsi-is-okay43110: The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.
joke: pepsi-is-okay43110:

The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.

pepsi-is-okay43110: The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.

joke: A human joke
joke: A human joke

A human joke

joke: awesomacious: That joke always made me crack a smile.
joke: awesomacious:

That joke always made me crack a smile.

awesomacious: That joke always made me crack a smile.

joke: this is such a dumb joke and I’m mad at myself for coming up with it
joke: this is such a dumb joke and I’m mad at myself for coming up with it

this is such a dumb joke and I’m mad at myself for coming up with it

joke: this is such a dumb joke and I’m mad at myself for coming up with it by okaynoodle MORE MEMES
joke: this is such a dumb joke and I’m mad at myself for coming up with it by okaynoodle
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this is such a dumb joke and I’m mad at myself for coming up with it by okaynoodle MORE MEMES

joke: For legal reasons, that’s a joke.
joke: For legal reasons, that’s a joke.

For legal reasons, that’s a joke.

joke: For legal reasons, that’s a joke. by rishio6 MORE MEMES
joke: For legal reasons, that’s a joke. by rishio6
MORE MEMES

For legal reasons, that’s a joke. by rishio6 MORE MEMES

joke: A rock solid dad joke
joke: A rock solid dad joke

A rock solid dad joke

joke: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.
joke: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

joke: hypothetical-menace: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it how could you leave this in the replies
joke: hypothetical-menace:

tits-n-trix:
Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it
how could you leave this in the replies

hypothetical-menace: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it...

joke: Behold, it's the ultimate dad joke. #Memes #DadJoke #CaptainAmerica #Dank
joke: Behold, it's the ultimate dad joke. #Memes #DadJoke #CaptainAmerica #Dank

Behold, it's the ultimate dad joke. #Memes #DadJoke #CaptainAmerica #Dank

joke: These are for dads and anyone else who enjoys a terrible punny joke! #Memes #Puns #Entertainment
joke: These are for dads and anyone else who enjoys a terrible punny joke! #Memes #Puns #Entertainment

These are for dads and anyone else who enjoys a terrible punny joke! #Memes #Puns #Entertainment

joke: memehumor: There are people who can take a joke, then there are communist parties, who can’t.
joke: memehumor:

There are people who can take a joke, then there are communist parties, who can’t.

memehumor: There are people who can take a joke, then there are communist parties, who can’t.

joke: Unoriginal joke move along by itfilthyfrankbitch MORE MEMES
joke: Unoriginal joke move along by itfilthyfrankbitch
MORE MEMES

Unoriginal joke move along by itfilthyfrankbitch MORE MEMES

joke: Unoriginal joke move along
joke: Unoriginal joke move along

Unoriginal joke move along

joke: Best dad joke.
joke: Best dad joke.

Best dad joke.

joke: Best dad joke.
joke: Best dad joke.

Best dad joke.

joke: This is Rick and Morty. It wasn’t even the most offensive joke in the episode by Jvarblow MORE MEMES
joke: This is Rick and Morty. It wasn’t even the most offensive joke in the episode by Jvarblow
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This is Rick and Morty. It wasn’t even the most offensive joke in the episode by Jvarblow MORE MEMES

joke: This is Rick and Morty. It wasn’t even the most offensive joke in the episode
joke: This is Rick and Morty. It wasn’t even the most offensive joke in the episode

This is Rick and Morty. It wasn’t even the most offensive joke in the episode

joke: Ok joke, shitty execution
joke: Ok joke, shitty execution

Ok joke, shitty execution

joke: The exact moment a “dad joke” landed
joke: The exact moment a “dad joke” landed

The exact moment a “dad joke” landed

joke: Dumb joke
joke: Dumb joke

Dumb joke

joke: Dumb joke by bobbyjz MORE MEMES
joke: Dumb joke by bobbyjz
MORE MEMES

Dumb joke by bobbyjz MORE MEMES

joke: I would like to thank R/jokes for this joke. I am forever in debt.
joke: I would like to thank R/jokes for this joke. I am forever in debt.

I would like to thank R/jokes for this joke. I am forever in debt.

joke: Shark : am I a joke to you? by XxANONYMOUS_SniperXx MORE MEMES
joke: Shark : am I a joke to you? by XxANONYMOUS_SniperXx
MORE MEMES

Shark : am I a joke to you? by XxANONYMOUS_SniperXx MORE MEMES

joke: omghotmemes:stopping the movie to read the joke :D
joke: omghotmemes:stopping the movie to read the joke :D

omghotmemes:stopping the movie to read the joke :D

joke: awesomacious: That joke always made me crack a smile.
joke: awesomacious:

That joke always made me crack a smile.

awesomacious: That joke always made me crack a smile.

joke: Asthma ain't no joke. #Memes #Asthma #Health
joke: Asthma ain't no joke. #Memes #Asthma #Health

Asthma ain't no joke. #Memes #Asthma #Health

joke: Is it bad I laughed at my own joke?
joke: Is it bad I laughed at my own joke?

Is it bad I laughed at my own joke?

joke: There are people who can take a joke, then there are communist parties, who can’t.
joke: There are people who can take a joke, then there are communist parties, who can’t.

There are people who can take a joke, then there are communist parties, who can’t.

joke: stopping the movie to read the joke :D
joke: stopping the movie to read the joke :D

stopping the movie to read the joke :D

joke: My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.
joke: My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.

My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.