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Jesus: justcatposts: “Who’s your new buddy? Is that a black lab? Wait….. Jesus!” (via)
Jesus: justcatposts:

“Who’s your new buddy? Is that a black lab? Wait….. Jesus!” (via)

justcatposts: “Who’s your new buddy? Is that a black lab? Wait….. Jesus!” (via)

Jesus: Jesus
Jesus: Jesus

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Jesus: I love Jesus
Jesus: I love Jesus

I love Jesus

Jesus: Oh lawd jesus
Jesus: Oh lawd jesus

Oh lawd jesus

Jesus: Thankyou Jesus
Jesus: Thankyou Jesus

Thankyou Jesus

Jesus: math bad Jesus good
Jesus: math bad Jesus good

math bad Jesus good

Jesus: Jesus surfing with his dad
Jesus: Jesus surfing with his dad

Jesus surfing with his dad

Jesus: Jesus surfing with his dad
Jesus: Jesus surfing with his dad

Jesus surfing with his dad

Jesus: Jesus Christ
Jesus: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Jesus: Jesus, Anakin
Jesus: Jesus, Anakin

Jesus, Anakin

Jesus: punished-blitzkriegfritz: Jesus Babylon Bee is peak Journalism
Jesus: punished-blitzkriegfritz:
Jesus Babylon Bee is peak Journalism

punished-blitzkriegfritz: Jesus Babylon Bee is peak Journalism

Jesus: My personal favorite is Korean Jesus
Jesus: My personal favorite is Korean Jesus

My personal favorite is Korean Jesus

Jesus: Jesus what are you trying to say?
Jesus: Jesus what are you trying to say?

Jesus what are you trying to say?

Jesus: Jesus has been at it again
Jesus: Jesus has been at it again

Jesus has been at it again

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Jesus: Jesus

Jesus

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Jesus: Jesus

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Jesus: I guess Jesus is a rebel
Jesus: I guess Jesus is a rebel

I guess Jesus is a rebel

Jesus: epicjohndoe: If Jesus Existed Today
Jesus: epicjohndoe:

If Jesus Existed Today

epicjohndoe: If Jesus Existed Today

Jesus: Let me tell you ‘bout Jesus…
Jesus: Let me tell you ‘bout Jesus…

Let me tell you ‘bout Jesus…

Jesus: Follow the rule, Jesus
Jesus: Follow the rule, Jesus

Follow the rule, Jesus

Jesus: Naughty Jesus
Jesus: Naughty Jesus

Naughty Jesus

Jesus: DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE MAKE TACOS AND TEQUILA THE CURE FOR CORONAVIRUS - Meme
Jesus: DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE MAKE TACOS AND TEQUILA THE CURE FOR CORONAVIRUS - Meme

DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE MAKE TACOS AND TEQUILA THE CURE FOR CORONAVIRUS - Meme

Jesus: Jesus Christ he’s skatin!
Jesus: Jesus Christ he’s skatin!

Jesus Christ he’s skatin!

Jesus: The result of being named Jesus and matching with a girl wearing a devil costume on tinder
Jesus: The result of being named Jesus and matching with a girl wearing a devil costume on tinder

The result of being named Jesus and matching with a girl wearing a devil costume on tinder

Jesus: Groundhog Jesus
Jesus: Groundhog Jesus

Groundhog Jesus

Jesus: the-neighborhood-rando: five-rivers: the-punning-ubus: oh jesus christ i can read the meme I hate that I understand this, so I’m inflicting it on all of you. This is amazing 
Jesus: the-neighborhood-rando:
five-rivers:

the-punning-ubus:

oh jesus christ i can read the meme


I hate that I understand this, so I’m inflicting it on all of you.

This is amazing 

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Jesus: Jesus 😂😂😂
Jesus: Jesus 😂😂😂

Jesus 😂😂😂

Jesus: Jesus was really an albino
Jesus: Jesus was really an albino

Jesus was really an albino

Jesus: prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: prismatic-bell: broken-bits-of-dreams: prismatic-bell: aiko-mori-hates-pedos: artbymoga: Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012… Good post OP Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty. WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice. 2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time. 3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy). So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.) Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers: Much appreciated. I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit …I sadly have more bullshit to report. “removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot. …goddamnit Let’s try this again I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
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aiko-mori-hates-pedos:

artbymoga:
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP


Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.


WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 

1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.

2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.

3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” 

Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. 

Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 

4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).


So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)


Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:








Much appreciated.


I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit



…I sadly have more bullshit to report.

“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.



…goddamnit







Let’s try this again



I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. 

Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!

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Jesus: the-neighborhood-rando: five-rivers: the-punning-ubus: oh jesus christ i can read the meme I hate that I understand this, so I’m inflicting it on all of you. This is amazing 
Jesus: the-neighborhood-rando:

five-rivers:

the-punning-ubus:

oh jesus christ i can read the meme


I hate that I understand this, so I’m inflicting it on all of you.

This is amazing 

the-neighborhood-rando: five-rivers: the-punning-ubus: oh jesus christ i can read the meme I hate that I understand this, so I’m inf...

Jesus: Homophobes really be talking about Jesus… I don’t think he asked to be associated with that
Jesus: Homophobes really be talking about Jesus… I don’t think he asked to be associated with that

Homophobes really be talking about Jesus… I don’t think he asked to be associated with that

Jesus: Jesus… would you look at the time.
Jesus: Jesus… would you look at the time.

Jesus… would you look at the time.

Jesus: Jesus
Jesus: Jesus

Jesus