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Jarreds: Anonymous 12/23/13 (Mon)10:04:04 UTC-5 No.522930202 Tell me about it >went to the store on Thursday >bought a half gallon jar of pickles >love me some pickles >eat one as soon as I get home >tastesgoodman.b >so good I decide I'll have a few more >walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated not by a long shot >come back to life-givi >eat several pickles each time >after an hour the jar is empty >400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good >thirty minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach >not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain Sinitiate sprint to bathroom mode >barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole >never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows >after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops >toilet water is green and smells like vinegar >body didn't even try to digest that shit >clean up and go back to computer >thinking "thank god that's over" >Not. Even. Close >five minutes later the rumbling is back >even louder this time >sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat >this happens five more fucking times >it's finally all gone >stomach is concave; I have never had less food inside my body >completely cleaned out >cue rumble >sit on toilet but it's different this time >l KNOW there's nothing in there >shit out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better >"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-" all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter ng pickle jar several more time had just shat out pure stomach acid >frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien >craw in shower, turn cold water on full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing >eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon >sleep for fourteen hours In retrospect, it was all totally worth it I love me some pickles I love me some pickles
Jarreds: Anonymous 12/23/13 (Mon)10:04:04 UTC-5 No.522930202
 Tell me about it
 >went to the store on Thursday
 >bought a half gallon jar of pickles
 >love me some pickles
 >eat one as soon as I get home
 >tastesgoodman.b
 >so good I decide I'll have a few more
 >walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated
 not by a long shot
 >come back to life-givi
 >eat several pickles each time
 >after an hour the jar is empty
 >400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good
 >thirty minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach
 >not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain
 Sinitiate sprint to bathroom mode
 >barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole
 >never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows
 >after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops
 >toilet water is green and smells like vinegar
 >body didn't even try to digest that shit
 >clean up and go back to computer
 >thinking "thank god that's over"
 >Not. Even. Close
 >five minutes later the rumbling is back
 >even louder this time
 >sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
 >this happens five more fucking times
 >it's finally all gone
 >stomach is concave; I have never had less food inside my body
 >completely cleaned out
 >cue rumble
 >sit on toilet but it's different this time
 >l KNOW there's nothing in there
 >shit out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better
 >"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-"
 all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter
 ng pickle jar several more time
 had just shat out pure stomach acid
 >frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien
 >craw in shower, turn cold water on full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing
 >eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon
 >sleep for fourteen hours
 In retrospect, it was all totally worth it
 I love me some pickles
I love me some pickles

I love me some pickles

Jarreds: O Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)06:09:54 UTC-8 No.518448623 Replies: >>518448648 >518448852 518449112 >518452257>518466242 >518469495 okay guys i'll tell the story of Cum Jar 2010. >be me in highschool few years ago graduate in 2010 >buddies and me need to think of epic senior prank ideas >cranes arent an option >hatch mastermind plan: Cumjar 2010 >the idea is simple, get a large glass jar and fill it with the cum of every guy in school, then pour it on the headmasters car Cumjar 2010 spreads like wild fire almost every male senior who wasnt a fucking pussy knows about the plan and has agreed to pitch in >cannot gradually fill jar over the course of say a week, no place to store cumjar, need to fill it on the spot last day of school before graduation all the guys meet at the bathrooms hardly anyone uses (near wood workshops) take the jar in one at a time, jack off, come out, pass jar to the next guy looking back on it now that was probably the gayest shit ive ever done three original masterminds (me and two friends) behind cumjar 2010 go last cumjar is about 4/5 filled up with cum realize we have to carry a jar of cum across the school from the bathroom we were at, over to the staff carpark fuckthat.jpg eave the school and take the street long way around >find target car pour cum all over windscreen, doors, into every crack and crevace >cum sets like icing on cake eave the crime scene, destroy evidence mfw the school knew exactly what happened, even the fact there was a jar involved mfw we don't rat eachother out mfw they don't know who was the mastermind >mfw they cant punish all of us Cum Jar 2010
Jarreds: O Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)06:09:54 UTC-8 No.518448623 Replies: >>518448648 >518448852 518449112 >518452257>518466242 >518469495
 okay guys i'll tell the story of Cum Jar 2010.
 >be me in highschool few years ago
 graduate in 2010
 >buddies and me need to think of epic senior prank ideas
 >cranes arent an option
 >hatch mastermind plan: Cumjar 2010
 >the idea is simple, get a large glass jar and fill it with the cum of every guy in school, then pour it on the headmasters car
 Cumjar 2010 spreads like wild fire
 almost every male senior who wasnt a fucking pussy knows about the plan and has agreed to pitch in
 >cannot gradually fill jar over the course of say a week, no place to store cumjar, need to fill it on the spot
 last day of school before graduation
 all the guys meet at the bathrooms hardly anyone uses (near wood workshops)
 take the jar in one at a time, jack off, come out, pass jar to the next guy
 looking back on it now that was probably the gayest shit ive ever done
 three original masterminds (me and two friends) behind cumjar 2010 go last
 cumjar is about 4/5 filled up with cum
 realize we have to carry a jar of cum across the school from the bathroom we were at, over to the staff carpark
 fuckthat.jpg
 eave the school and take the street
 long way around
 >find target car
 pour cum all over windscreen, doors, into every crack and crevace
 >cum sets like icing on cake
 eave the crime scene, destroy evidence
 mfw the school knew exactly what happened, even the fact there was a jar involved
 mfw we don't rat eachother out
 mfw they don't know who was the mastermind
 >mfw they cant punish all of us
 Cum Jar 2010
Jarreds: Swedish guy impregnates 4 women during bachelor party! 9 months later the local "new born this week" page. BB-NYTT Andreas Utter hati- erfaren fat- FYRA FRAGOR TILL PAPPAN Maria Moustakalis och Andreat Anna Bergstrom och l Umeà, fick den Ffebruari Utterhall Umes, fick den 0 en pojke Vidar, som väzde 4 200 en pojke Ior, som yade 3990 páam och var S4 cm og gram och var 5o cm ling. Anidreas Ueterhall du ar med pa n BB-bilder suntidist. Hur kan det har komma sig? Ju det ar ju mina barn sà det r klart jag ske yara med Men jag forstir vad du undran Skajag arlig shar deten helk galen heg som det hinde, det var imin svensexa faktiskt. Sen blev det ju inigot brolop av torklarliga skal. Det är Tite Jobblet att prata om Samtidigt Rnstär jag att folk tuindrarsa for barnensskullär det bästa val att va- eoppen med allt Barnen är ju fodda ganska nara in Mona Eisa och Magnus Fiellst Sollefteá, fick den 2 mars pà 5 Jan war faktiskt ed pá alla utomole, som vägde 3880 gram och var te BBea ficka, Maja Stina, ae 3 095 gram och varas pá varandra, kunde da vara med Asa Eriksson och Andreas Utethall under forlossningarna? Umeš, fick den 10 januari en pojke 46 cm ABa var hel fantastisks upp Ung levelser Din forsta orossningen varlie te chockartad, dh miins jag fiaktiskt in te så mycket. Men vid den sistu sda var waldigt paraande Ar ni vanner, du och barnens mam mor? -Ja. I princip Vi kan i alla fall prata med varandra Hur ska du fördela pappaledig heten? Ja, Jar sks forsoka fi tid med alla barnen. Sà mycket jag kin. Jag harfitt ha ett sürskilt mote med Forsakrings Maria Andersson och Andreas. essan som varit hjaipsim. Vi tar det Carola Russmark och Tomm itterhall, Umes, fick den 27 januari ström, Stockholm, fick den februari på Danderyds BB e lite pl: uppstuds. en pojke, Sigge, som vägde 4 100 Malou, som vägde 3 270 g IESSICA WENKOERG rch var 51 cm lAng. 090-1511 7 var 49 cm lång.
Jarreds: Swedish guy impregnates 4 women during
 bachelor party! 9 months later the local
 "new born this week" page.
 BB-NYTT
 Andreas
 Utter
 hati-
 erfaren
 fat-
 FYRA FRAGOR
 TILL PAPPAN
 Maria Moustakalis och Andreat
 Anna Bergstrom och
 l Umeà, fick den Ffebruari Utterhall Umes, fick den 0
 en pojke Vidar, som väzde 4 200 en pojke Ior, som yade 3990
 páam och var S4 cm og
 gram och var 5o cm ling.
 Anidreas Ueterhall du ar med pa
 n BB-bilder suntidist. Hur kan
 det har komma sig?
 Ju det ar ju mina barn sà det r
 klart jag ske yara med Men jag forstir
 vad du undran Skajag arlig shar
 deten helk galen heg som det hinde,
 det var imin svensexa faktiskt. Sen blev
 det ju inigot brolop av torklarliga
 skal. Det är Tite Jobblet att prata om
 Samtidigt Rnstär jag att folk tuindrarsa
 for barnensskullär det bästa val att va-
 eoppen med allt
 Barnen är ju fodda ganska nara in
 Mona Eisa och Magnus Fiellst
 Sollefteá, fick den 2 mars pà 5
 Jan war faktiskt ed pá alla utomole, som vägde 3880 gram och var te BBea ficka, Maja Stina,
 ae 3 095 gram och varas
 pá varandra, kunde da vara med Asa Eriksson och Andreas Utethall
 under forlossningarna?
 Umeš, fick den 10 januari en pojke
 46 cm
 ABa var hel fantastisks upp
 Ung
 levelser Din forsta orossningen varlie
 te chockartad, dh miins jag fiaktiskt in
 te så mycket. Men vid den sistu sda var
 waldigt paraande
 Ar ni vanner, du och barnens mam
 mor?
 -Ja. I princip Vi kan i alla fall prata
 med varandra
 Hur ska du fördela pappaledig
 heten?
 Ja, Jar sks forsoka fi tid med alla
 barnen. Sà mycket jag kin. Jag harfitt
 ha ett sürskilt mote med Forsakrings Maria Andersson och Andreas.
 essan som varit hjaipsim. Vi tar det
 Carola Russmark och Tomm
 itterhall, Umes, fick den 27 januari ström, Stockholm, fick den
 februari på Danderyds BB e
 lite pl: uppstuds.
 en pojke, Sigge, som vägde 4 100
 Malou, som vägde 3 270 g
 IESSICA WENKOERG rch var 51 cm lAng.
 090-1511 7
 var 49 cm lång.