In The Past
In The Past

In The Past

Changed
Changed

Changed

Let
Let

Let

Past
Past

Past

The
The

The

But
But

But

hurt
 hurt

hurt

know
 know

know

i know
i know

i know

now
now

now

🔥 | Latest

America, Bad, and Be Like: Lou Ohio I need to get my life off my chest. About me. I'm a 46 year old banker and I have been living my whole life the opposite of how I wanted. All my dreams, my passion, gone. In a steady 9-7 job. 6 days a week. For 26 years. I repeatedly chose the safe path for everything, which eventually changed who I was. Today I found out my wife has been cheating on me for the last 10 years. My son feels nothing for me. I realised I missed my father's funeral FOR NOTHING. I didn't complete my novel, travelling the world, helping the homeless. All these things I thought I knew to be a certainty about myself when i was in my late teens and early twenties. If my younger self had met me today, I would have punched myself in the face. I'll get to how those dreams were crushed soon. Let's start with a description of me when I was 20. It seemed only yesterday when I was sure I was going to change the world. People loved me, and I loved people. I was innovative, creative, spontaneous, risk taking and great with people. I had two dreams. The first, was writing a utopic/dystopic book. The second, was travelling the world and helping the poor and homeless. I had been dating my wife for four years by then. Young love. She loved my spontaneity, my energy, my ability to make people laugh and feel loved. I knew my book was going to change the world I would show the perspective of the 'bad' and the twisted', showing my viewers that everybody thinks differently, that people never think what the do is wrong. I was 70 pages through when i was 20.I am still 70 pages in, at 46. By 20, I had backpacking around New Zealand and the Philippines. I planned to do all of Asia, then Europe, then America To date, I have only been to New Zealand and the Philippines. Now, we get to where it all went wrong. My biggest regrets. I was 20. I was the only child. I needed to be stable. I needed to take that graduate job, which would dictate my whole life. To devote my entire life in a 9-7 job. What was I thinking? How could I live when the job was my life? After coming home, I would eat dinner, prepare my work for the following day, and sleep at 10pm, to wake up at 6am the following day God, I can't remember the last time I've made love to my wife Yesterday, my wife admitted to cheating on me for the last 10 years. 10 years. That seems like a long time, but i can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt. She says it's because I've changed. I'm not the person l was. What have I been doing in the last 10 years? Outside of work, I really can't say anything. Not being a proper husband. Not being ME. Who am 1? What happened to me? I didn't even ask for a divorce, or yell at her, or cry. I felt NOTHING. Now I can feel a tear asl write this. But not because my wife has been cheating on me, but because I am now realising I have been dying inside. What happened to that fun-loving, risk taking, energetic person that was me, hungering to change the world? I remember being asked on a date by the most popular girl in the school, but declining her for my now-wife. God, I was really popular with the girls in high school. In university/college too. But i stayed loyal. I didn't explore. I studied every day Remember all that backpacking and book-writingI told you about? That was all in the first few years of college. I worked part-time and splurged all that I had earned. Now, I save every penny. I don't remember a time I spend anything on anything fun. On anything for myself. What do I even want now? My father passed ten years ago. I remember getting calls from mom, telling me he was getting sicker and sicker. I was getting busier and busier, on the verge of a big promotion. I kept putting my visit off, hoping in my mind he would hold on. He died, and I got my promotion. I haven't seen him in 15 years. When he died, I told myself it didn't matter what I didn't see him. I rationalized that being dead, it wouldn't matter anyway. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Rationalizing everything, making excuses to put things off. Excuses Procrastination. It all leads to one thing, nothing. I rationalized that financial security was the most important thingInow know, that it definitely is not. I regret doing nothing with my energy, when I had it. My passions. My youth. I regret letting my job take over my life. I regret being an awful husband, a money- making machine. I regret not finishing my novel, not travelling the world. Not being emotionally there for my son. Being a damn emotionless wallet. If you're reading this, and you have a whole life ahead of you, please. Don't procrastinate. Don't leave your dreams for later. Relish in your energy, your passions. Don't stay on the internet with all your spare time (unless your passion needs it). Please, do something with your life while you're young. DO NOT settle down at 20. DO NOT forget your friends, your family Yourself. Do NOT waste your life. Your ambitions. Like I did mine. Do not be like me srsfunny: A Sad But Common Story
America, Bad, and Be Like: Lou
 Ohio
 I need to get my life off my chest. About me. I'm a 46
 year old banker and I have been living my whole life
 the opposite of how I wanted. All my dreams, my
 passion, gone. In a steady 9-7 job. 6 days a week. For
 26 years. I repeatedly chose the safe path for
 everything, which eventually changed who I was.
 Today I found out my wife has been cheating on me
 for the last 10 years. My son feels nothing for me. I
 realised I missed my father's funeral FOR NOTHING. I
 didn't complete my novel, travelling the world, helping
 the homeless. All these things I thought I knew to be a
 certainty about myself when i was in my late teens
 and early twenties. If my younger self had met me
 today, I would have punched myself in the face. I'll get
 to how those dreams were crushed soon.
 Let's start with a description of me when I was 20. It
 seemed only yesterday when I was sure I was going to
 change the world. People loved me, and I loved
 people. I was innovative, creative, spontaneous, risk
 taking and great with people. I had two dreams. The
 first, was writing a utopic/dystopic book. The second,
 was travelling the world and helping the poor and
 homeless. I had been dating my wife for four years by
 then. Young love. She loved my spontaneity, my
 energy, my ability to make people laugh and feel
 loved. I knew my book was going to change the world
 I would show the perspective of the 'bad' and the
 twisted', showing my viewers that everybody thinks
 differently, that people never think what the do is
 wrong. I was 70 pages through when i was 20.I am
 still 70 pages in, at 46. By 20, I had backpacking
 around New Zealand and the Philippines. I planned to
 do all of Asia, then Europe, then America
 To date, I have only been to New Zealand and the
 Philippines.
 Now, we get to where it all went wrong. My biggest
 regrets. I was 20. I was the only child. I needed to be
 stable. I needed to take that graduate job, which
 would dictate my whole life. To devote my entire life
 in a 9-7 job. What was I thinking? How could I live
 when the job was my life? After coming home, I would
 eat dinner, prepare my work for the following day, and
 sleep at 10pm, to wake up at 6am the following day
 God, I can't remember the last time I've made love to
 my wife
 Yesterday, my wife admitted to cheating on me for the
 last 10 years. 10 years. That seems like a long time,
 but i can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt. She
 says it's because I've changed. I'm not the person l
 was. What have I been doing in the last 10 years?
 Outside of work, I really can't say anything. Not being a
 proper husband. Not being ME. Who am 1? What
 happened to me? I didn't even ask for a divorce, or yell
 at her, or cry. I felt NOTHING. Now I can feel a tear asl
 write this. But not because my wife has been cheating
 on me, but because I am now realising I have been
 dying inside. What happened to that fun-loving, risk
 taking, energetic person that was me, hungering to
 change the world? I remember being asked on a date
 by the most popular girl in the school, but declining
 her for my now-wife. God, I was really popular with the
 girls in high school. In university/college too. But i
 stayed loyal. I didn't explore. I studied every day
 Remember all that backpacking and book-writingI
 told you about? That was all in the first few years of
 college. I worked part-time and splurged all that I had
 earned. Now, I save every penny. I don't remember a
 time I spend anything on anything fun. On anything for
 myself. What do I even want now?
 My father passed ten years ago. I remember getting
 calls from mom, telling me he was getting sicker and
 sicker. I was getting busier and busier, on the verge of
 a big promotion. I kept putting my visit off, hoping in
 my mind he would hold on. He died, and I got my
 promotion. I haven't seen him in 15 years. When he
 died, I told myself it didn't matter what I didn't see
 him. I rationalized that being dead, it wouldn't matter
 anyway. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Rationalizing
 everything, making excuses to put things off. Excuses
 Procrastination. It all leads to one thing, nothing. I
 rationalized that financial security was the most
 important thingInow know, that it definitely is not. I
 regret doing nothing with my energy, when I had it. My
 passions. My youth. I regret letting my job take over
 my life. I regret being an awful husband, a money-
 making machine. I regret not finishing my novel, not
 travelling the world. Not being emotionally there for
 my son. Being a damn emotionless wallet.
 If you're reading this, and you have a whole life ahead
 of you, please. Don't procrastinate. Don't leave your
 dreams for later. Relish in your energy, your passions.
 Don't stay on the internet with all your spare time
 (unless your passion needs it). Please, do something
 with your life while you're young. DO NOT settle down
 at 20. DO NOT forget your friends, your family
 Yourself. Do NOT waste your life. Your ambitions. Like
 I did mine. Do not be like me
srsfunny:

A Sad But Common Story

srsfunny: A Sad But Common Story

Fucking, Gif, and Saw: BRITISH MILK COUNCIL BRITISH COundBuyBritishMilk COUNCIL Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back 4/16/18, 10:41 AM 1,450 Retweets 1,809 Like:s BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀ BRITISH l) JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT COUNCIL NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER SUPPORT t 339 342 . BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀ BRITISH Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation COUNCIL 42 441 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... 2h v British Milk Council uses Windows XP! BRITISH COUNCIL 8 t: 136 228 TBRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... .1hv BRITISH Jason you're punishing the whole organisation for the mistakes of a few. I wasn't in the meeting but we can sort this out amicably away from Twitter. Check your works email COUNCIL 132 142 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...-1h BRITISH Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS COUNCIL worked my arse off for British Milk Council. I built the brand from the ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA 50 320 509 mikeneedsadrink: mikeneedsadrink: scottyottyotty: Last I saw, that was still on going. Update: Corporate Cyberwar 
Fucking, Gif, and Saw: BRITISH MILK COUNCIL
 BRITISH
 COundBuyBritishMilk
 COUNCIL
 Just been called into the office to be
 told that British Milk Council are shutting
 down all social channels. I'm out of a job
 Something about misuse of data higher
 up. Fuck that. I've changed the
 password and they're not having the
 account back
 4/16/18, 10:41 AM
 1,450 Retweets 1,809 Like:s
 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀
 BRITISH
 l) JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT
 COUNCIL
 NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER
 SUPPORT
 t 339
 342

 . BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀
 BRITISH
 Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even
 keep your own twitter account secure,
 never mind customers data. Shitshow of
 an organisation
 COUNCIL
 42
 441
 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... 2h v
 British Milk Council uses Windows XP!
 BRITISH
 COUNCIL
 8
 t: 136
 228
 TBRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... .1hv
 BRITISH
 Jason you're punishing the whole
 organisation for the mistakes of a few. I
 wasn't in the meeting but we can sort
 this out amicably away from Twitter.
 Check your works email
 COUNCIL
 132
 142
 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...-1h
 BRITISH
 Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS
 COUNCIL
 worked my arse off for British Milk
 Council. I built the brand from the
 ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My
 idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN
 MILK, DONNA
 50
 320
 509
mikeneedsadrink:
mikeneedsadrink:

scottyottyotty:

Last I saw, that was still on going.

Update:
Corporate Cyberwar 

mikeneedsadrink: mikeneedsadrink: scottyottyotty: Last I saw, that was still on going. Update: Corporate Cyberwar 

Fucking, Shit, and The Office: BRITISH MILK COUNCIL BRITISH COundBuyBritishMilk COUNCIL Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back 4/16/18, 10:41 AM 1,450 Retweets 1,809 Like:s BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀ BRITISH l) JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT COUNCIL NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER SUPPORT t 339 342 . BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀ BRITISH Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation COUNCIL 42 441 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... 2h v British Milk Council uses Windows XP! BRITISH COUNCIL 8 t: 136 228 TBRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... .1hv BRITISH Jason you're punishing the whole organisation for the mistakes of a few. I wasn't in the meeting but we can sort this out amicably away from Twitter. Check your works email COUNCIL 132 142 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...-1h BRITISH Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS COUNCIL worked my arse off for British Milk Council. I built the brand from the ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA 50 320 509 hashtagdion: shining-supernova: holy SHIT ITS REALhttps://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/apparent-spat-between-co-workers-on-a-milk-companys-twitter-account-is-comedy-gold-837785.html You don’t deserve my man milk, Donna.
Fucking, Shit, and The Office: BRITISH MILK COUNCIL
 BRITISH
 COundBuyBritishMilk
 COUNCIL
 Just been called into the office to be
 told that British Milk Council are shutting
 down all social channels. I'm out of a job
 Something about misuse of data higher
 up. Fuck that. I've changed the
 password and they're not having the
 account back
 4/16/18, 10:41 AM
 1,450 Retweets 1,809 Like:s
 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀
 BRITISH
 l) JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT
 COUNCIL
 NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER
 SUPPORT
 t 339
 342

 . BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀
 BRITISH
 Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even
 keep your own twitter account secure,
 never mind customers data. Shitshow of
 an organisation
 COUNCIL
 42
 441
 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... 2h v
 British Milk Council uses Windows XP!
 BRITISH
 COUNCIL
 8
 t: 136
 228
 TBRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... .1hv
 BRITISH
 Jason you're punishing the whole
 organisation for the mistakes of a few. I
 wasn't in the meeting but we can sort
 this out amicably away from Twitter.
 Check your works email
 COUNCIL
 132
 142
 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...-1h
 BRITISH
 Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS
 COUNCIL
 worked my arse off for British Milk
 Council. I built the brand from the
 ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My
 idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN
 MILK, DONNA
 50
 320
 509
hashtagdion:

shining-supernova:

holy SHIT ITS REALhttps://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/apparent-spat-between-co-workers-on-a-milk-companys-twitter-account-is-comedy-gold-837785.html

You don’t deserve my man milk, Donna.

hashtagdion: shining-supernova: holy SHIT ITS REALhttps://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/apparent-spat-between-co-workers-on-a-milk-compa...

Being Alone, Ass, and Complex: 1/26/2018 To whom it may concern, It is with deep regret, and a heavy heart that I write this letter, but I must come forth with my intentions with sincerity and honesty. Certain events in my life have put me in a different place, and while it was one of the more taxing decisions I've had to make of late, it is the right one. The purpose of this letter is to end my relationship with Planet Fitness Orange I know I've been distant, but it's because I've changed. I have different needs now, and to be frank. you really haven't changed at all. You're still that bulky, purple and yellow building with the tootsie rolls at the counter. I don't want to change you, and it pains me to think that we were once one, but are now separate and in different places. Furthermore, I've moved onto and into a new facility (the gym at my apartment complex), with a state of the art whachamacallit that really tones my thighs and masters my ass in ways that were hitherto unknown, and at proximity that would make you blush if you were to think about it. I don't want you to be jealous, or to judge me based on this decision. That's not the Planet Fitness that I know and love. I still love you, but more like a friend at this point. I'm sorry things couldn't have been better us. between I still think fondly of you, and the time we spent together as I drive by one of your many locati Sometimes, when I'm alone, I even throw on one of my old "power-pop workout" playlists and feel the rush of our past course through me as if we were still one, holding hands with your elliptical machine, and gingerly brushing my sweaty bangs out of my face as I huff and puff in a tumultuous vortex of sweat and endorphins. However, all good things must come to an end, and I hope this letter finds you well. You just keep being you, and while we will both grow, it will be into our own new lives without each other. I think this is for the better. Yours in, Ch P.S. My wife also needs to cancel her membership. If you have any questions, please contact me at Planet Fitness wouldnt let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.
Being Alone, Ass, and Complex: 1/26/2018
 To whom it may concern,
 It is with deep regret, and a heavy heart that I write this letter, but I must come forth with my
 intentions with sincerity and honesty. Certain events in my life have put me in a different place, and
 while it was one of the more taxing decisions I've had to make of late, it is the right one. The purpose
 of this letter is to end my relationship with Planet Fitness Orange
 I know I've been distant, but it's because I've changed. I have different needs now, and to be frank.
 you really haven't changed at all. You're still that bulky, purple and yellow building with the tootsie
 rolls at the counter. I don't want to change you, and it pains me to think that we were once one, but are
 now separate and in different places.
 Furthermore, I've moved onto and into a new facility (the gym at my apartment complex), with a state
 of the art whachamacallit that really tones my thighs and masters my ass in ways that were hitherto
 unknown, and at proximity that would make you blush if you were to think about it. I don't want you
 to be jealous, or to judge me based on this decision. That's not the Planet Fitness that I know and love.
 I still love you, but more like a friend at this point. I'm sorry things couldn't have been better
 us.
 between
 I still think fondly of you, and the time we spent together as I drive by one of your many locati
 Sometimes, when I'm alone, I even throw on one of my old "power-pop workout" playlists and feel the
 rush of our past course through me as if we were still one, holding hands with your elliptical machine,
 and gingerly brushing my sweaty bangs out of my face as I huff and puff in a tumultuous vortex of
 sweat and endorphins.
 However, all good things must come to an end, and I hope this letter finds you well. You just keep
 being you, and while we will both grow, it will be into our own new lives without each other. I think
 this is for the better.
 Yours in, Ch
 P.S. My wife
 also needs to cancel her membership.
 If you have any questions, please contact me at
Planet Fitness wouldnt let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.

Planet Fitness wouldnt let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I drop...