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It: Congratulations to the Democratic Party for managing to lose the election before it even happens.
It: Congratulations to the Democratic Party for managing to lose the election before it even happens.

Congratulations to the Democratic Party for managing to lose the election before it even happens.

It: It will really take forever
It: It will really take forever

It will really take forever

It: What day is it
It: What day is it

What day is it

It: My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.
It: My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.

My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.

It: Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..
It: Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..

Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..

It: It works @hugoandursula
It: It works @hugoandursula

It works @hugoandursula

It: You know it’s not your first time seeing it
It: You know it’s not your first time seeing it

You know it’s not your first time seeing it

It: It Doesn’t Feel Right
It: It Doesn’t Feel Right

It Doesn’t Feel Right

It: Seriously though I just got TDAmeritrade and it’s lit
It: Seriously though I just got TDAmeritrade and it’s lit

Seriously though I just got TDAmeritrade and it’s lit

It: It hurts but I’ll keep trying
It: It hurts but I’ll keep trying

It hurts but I’ll keep trying

It: It’s the system, and it’s set us up for failure
It: It’s the system, and it’s set us up for failure

It’s the system, and it’s set us up for failure

It: twitblr: Everyday it’s some new obstacle.
It: twitblr:

Everyday it’s some new obstacle.

twitblr: Everyday it’s some new obstacle.

It: it’s the effort that truly matters
It: it’s the effort that truly matters

it’s the effort that truly matters

It: Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No its Jeff Bezos!
It: Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No its Jeff Bezos!

Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No its Jeff Bezos!

It: It’s like they plan it
It: It’s like they plan it

It’s like they plan it

It: A win win it is
It: A win win it is

A win win it is

It: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”
It: brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-ch...

It: This is exactly how it feels
It: This is exactly how it feels

This is exactly how it feels

It: It turns out well in the end
It: It turns out well in the end

It turns out well in the end

It: awesomacious: it’s ok to fall apart
It: awesomacious:

it’s ok to fall apart

awesomacious: it’s ok to fall apart

It: It also smells a bit weird
It: It also smells a bit weird

It also smells a bit weird

It: It gets better, I promise.
It: It gets better, I promise.

It gets better, I promise.

It: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
It: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup...

It: elierlick: contemporarysnowflake: For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙 Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 
It: elierlick:

contemporarysnowflake:
For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙
Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 

elierlick: contemporarysnowflake: For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙 Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 

It: Even the box is supporting you, y'all can do it <3
It: Even the box is supporting you, y'all can do it <3

Even the box is supporting you, y'all can do it <3

It: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
It: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself:...

It: Quarantine made it clear
It: Quarantine made it clear

Quarantine made it clear

It: Give it back please
It: Give it back please

Give it back please

It: heyintrovert: SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 
It: heyintrovert:
SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 

heyintrovert: SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 

It: awesomacious: It defines who I am
It: awesomacious:

It defines who I am

awesomacious: It defines who I am

It: heyintrovert:SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 
It: heyintrovert:SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 

heyintrovert:SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 

It: beyoncescock:saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny
It: beyoncescock:saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

beyoncescock:saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

It: heyintrovert: SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 
It: heyintrovert:
SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT 

heyintrovert: SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE ANXIETY AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT