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Bad, Batman, and Joker: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker. Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy ΒΑTMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Bad, Batman, and Joker: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie of
 its own. Here is the first page.
 BATMAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer
 He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face.
 a bat
 They hate me for being
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home
 BATMAN (CONT'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker.
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 ΒΑTMAΝ
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Bad, Batman, and Joker: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl
Bad, Batman, and Joker: Thread
 Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie
 of its own. Here is the first page.
 BATHAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer.
 He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne.
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face
 They hate me for being a bat
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home.
 BATMAN (CONT 'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 BATMAN
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power.
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
 good guy. It contains a
meirl

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Books, Dating, and Dogs: Keaton Patti Follow eKeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT'D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'l help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT'D) I have been a lawyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1 break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT'D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) My clients never go to jail town We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT 'D) Remember, you don't pay any money unless you pay us money. Call for a free use of phone The phone digits appear. It's your social security number A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this
Books, Dating, and Dogs: Keaton Patti
 Follow
 eKeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books
 are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'l help. I graduated from
 lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 I have been a lawyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 My clients never go to jail town
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT 'D)
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 free use of phone
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

Family, Lol, and Zero: Code Written By A CS 101 Student public int fibonacci (int x) { if (x 1) return 1 else if (x 2) ( return 1; ) else fibonacci (x - 2 ) ; return fibonacci (x 1) Code Written At A Hackathon public int getFibonacciNumber (int switch (n) n) case 1: return 1; case 2: return 1A case 3: return 2 case 4 return 3 case 5: return 5 case 6: return B case 7: return 13; default: good enough for the demo, lol return -1 Code Written At A Startup 1TODO add Javadoc comments getFibonacciNumber TODO Should we move this to a different file? public int getFibonacciNumber (int n) /TODO Stack may overflow with recursive implementation, switch over to // iteration approach at some point? if (n0) /TODO This should probably throw an exception. Or maybe just print // a log message? return-1 ) else if (n 0) ( TODO Generalize the initial conditions? return 0 ) else if (n 1) return 1; else /TODO Spend some time with my family and kids, I've been at work for /over 48 hours straight return getFibonacciNumber (n 1) + getFibonnaciNumber (n - 2) Code Written At A Large Company getFibonacciNumber is a method that, given some index n, returns the nth Fibonacci number. eparam n The index of the Fibonacci number you wish to retrieve. return The nth Fibonacci number. public CustomInteger 64 getFibonacciNumber (CustomInteger64 n) FibonacciDataViewBuilder builder FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactory.create FibonacciDataViewBuilder new FibonacciDataViewBuilderParams (n, null, null, if (builder = FibonacciDataViewBuilderConstants.ERROR_STATE) throw new FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactoryException FibonacciDataView dataView builder.GenerateFibonacciDataView (this) if (dataView FibonacciDataViewConstants.ERROR STATE) throw new FibonacciDataViewGenerationException return dataView.accessNext FibonacciNumber (null, null, null) Code Written By A Math Ph.D. public int getFibonacciNumber (int n) return (int) divide (subtract (exponentiate (phi ), subtract (phi , psi ))): n), exponentiate (psi ), n)), public double exponentiate (double a, double b) if (equal (b, zero )) return one () else ( return multiply (a, exponentiate (a, subtract (b, one ())) ) 1 public double phi) return divide (add (one , sqrt (add (one , one (, one , one , one ()))), add (one ( one ())) public double psi () ( return subtract (one (), phi)) Code Written By Your Cat public static final int UNITE - 1; public static final int UNITED= 2 meowwnn meow public int meow (int KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD) { //MEOW if (KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD < UNITED) { return KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD else meeoowwwwwwwnw //meoooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww return meow (KITTENS OF THE WORLD - UNITE) meow (KITTENS OF THE_WORLD UNITED) 6 types of programmers
Family, Lol, and Zero: Code Written By A CS 101 Student
 public int fibonacci (int x) {
 if (x 1)
 return 1
 else if (x
 2) (
 return 1;
 ) else
 fibonacci (x
 - 2 ) ;
 return fibonacci (x
 1)
 Code Written At A Hackathon
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int
 switch (n)
 n)
 case 1: return 1;
 case 2: return 1A
 case 3: return 2
 case 4 return 3
 case 5: return 5
 case 6: return B
 case 7: return 13;
 default:
 good enough for the demo, lol
 return -1
 Code Written At A Startup
 1TODO add Javadoc comments
 getFibonacciNumber
 TODO Should we move this to a different file?
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int n)
 /TODO Stack may overflow with recursive implementation, switch over to
 // iteration approach at some point?
 if (n0)
 /TODO This should probably throw an exception. Or maybe just print
 // a log message?
 return-1
 ) else if (n 0) (
 TODO Generalize the initial conditions?
 return 0
 ) else if (n 1)
 return 1;
 else
 /TODO Spend some time with my family and kids, I've been at work for
 /over 48 hours straight
 return getFibonacciNumber (n 1) + getFibonnaciNumber (n - 2)
 Code Written At A Large Company
 getFibonacciNumber is a method that, given some index n, returns the nth
 Fibonacci number.
 eparam n The index of the Fibonacci number you wish to retrieve.
 return The nth Fibonacci number.
 public CustomInteger 64 getFibonacciNumber (CustomInteger64 n)
 FibonacciDataViewBuilder builder
 FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactory.create FibonacciDataViewBuilder
 new FibonacciDataViewBuilderParams (n, null, null,
 if (builder = FibonacciDataViewBuilderConstants.ERROR_STATE)
 throw new FibonacciDataViewBuilderFactoryException
 FibonacciDataView dataView builder.GenerateFibonacciDataView (this)
 if (dataView FibonacciDataViewConstants.ERROR STATE)
 throw new FibonacciDataViewGenerationException
 return dataView.accessNext FibonacciNumber (null, null, null)
 Code Written By A Math Ph.D.
 public int getFibonacciNumber (int n)
 return (int) divide (subtract (exponentiate (phi ),
 subtract (phi , psi ))):
 n), exponentiate (psi ), n)),
 public double exponentiate (double a, double b)
 if (equal (b, zero ))
 return one ()
 else (
 return multiply (a, exponentiate (a,
 subtract (b,
 one ())) )
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 public double phi)
 return divide (add (one , sqrt (add (one , one (, one , one , one ()))),
 add (one ( one ()))
 public double psi () (
 return subtract (one (), phi))
 Code Written By Your Cat
 public static final int UNITE - 1;
 public static final int UNITED= 2
 meowwnn meow
 public int meow (int KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD) {
 //MEOW
 if (KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD < UNITED) {
 return KITTENS_OF_THE_WORLD
 else
 meeoowwwwwwwnw
 //meoooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 return meow (KITTENS OF THE WORLD - UNITE)
 meow (KITTENS OF THE_WORLD UNITED)
6 types of programmers

6 types of programmers

Batman, Bitch, and Click: gotham city by meg INT. WAREHOUSE NIGHT The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to as "burly" or "built." He stops underneath the brightest light in the room, setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is wearing a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack covering his features, one can still make out his raven hair poking out of the burlap fabric. a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus HENCHMAN (gruff) Seems like the Batman... is losing his touch RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack. RED ROBIN (muffled) Do I look like Batman to you? The henchman circles the teen like a tiger stalking its prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He forces out a deep and planned LAUGH HENCHMAN No, no, no. Much too small, you are Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be heard from underneath the sack. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Shhh, little bird. You must save your breath! Air will get spare quite soon. Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following uncomfortable silence. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) So tell me- 2. Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out of a package hidden in his coat pocket. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Where is the bat? My employer just wants to... chat. Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively communicating a "bitch, please" without the spoken word. Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the teen HENCHMAN (CONT'D) I had a feeling you were the dumb robin A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air. RED HOOD (from above) Damn right! The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to lift the sack from his head. a horrid RED ROBIN (yelling) I resent that! More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands stunned SPOILER Hey, don't say that! sensitive. He's ROBIN Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting himself kidnapped by this oaf? Disgraceful RED ROBIN (yelling) We literally planned this! It was your idea! Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles. 3. ROBIN Maybe there's a reason you're always playing kidnapped! RED ROBIN (yelling) Because you guys are jerks? NIGHTWING Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped this time! BATGIRL Oh, honey. We all know how that would play out. A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped. RED HOOD I take it back, Wing's the dumb Robin NIGHTWING OKAY, first of all, not my fault- the fire was The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling into darkness filled with disembodied voices. Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words. HENCHMAN H-hey! You- You can't- ALL BATKIDS (yelling) Shut up! The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his teeth HENCHΜΑΝ (talking to himself) I 'm not getting out of this, am 1? A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him ΒΑΤΜAΝ No outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened. enjoy? so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y’all make me so happy.thank you :)
Batman, Bitch, and Click: gotham city
 by
 meg

 INT. WAREHOUSE
 NIGHT
 The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged
 across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet
 deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some
 flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of
 boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the
 room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless
 HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to
 as "burly" or "built."
 He stops underneath the brightest light in the room,
 setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is
 wearing
 a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack
 covering his features, one can still make out his raven
 hair poking out of the burlap fabric.
 a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus
 HENCHMAN
 (gruff)
 Seems like the Batman... is losing
 his touch
 RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack.
 RED ROBIN
 (muffled)
 Do I look like Batman to you?
 The henchman circles the teen like a
 tiger stalking its
 prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He
 forces out a deep and planned LAUGH
 HENCHMAN
 No, no, no. Much too small, you
 are
 Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be
 heard from underneath the sack.
 HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
 Shhh, little bird. You must save
 your breath! Air will get spare
 quite soon.
 Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly
 cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red
 Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following
 uncomfortable silence.
 HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
 So tell me-

 2.
 Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping
 an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out
 of a package hidden in his coat pocket.
 HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
 Where is the bat? My employer just
 wants to... chat.
 Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively
 communicating
 a "bitch, please" without the spoken word.
 Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the
 teen
 HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
 I had a feeling you were the dumb
 robin
 A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air.
 RED HOOD
 (from above)
 Damn right!
 The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting
 CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand
 that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to
 lift the sack from his head.
 a horrid
 RED ROBIN
 (yelling)
 I resent that!
 More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened
 catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands
 stunned
 SPOILER
 Hey, don't say that!
 sensitive.
 He's
 ROBIN
 Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting
 himself kidnapped by this oaf?
 Disgraceful
 RED ROBIN
 (yelling)
 We literally planned this! It was
 your idea!
 Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles.

 3.
 ROBIN
 Maybe there's a reason you're
 always playing kidnapped!
 RED ROBIN
 (yelling)
 Because you guys are
 jerks?
 NIGHTWING
 Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped
 this time!
 BATGIRL
 Oh, honey. We all know how that
 would play out.
 A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce
 on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped.
 RED HOOD
 I take it back, Wing's the dumb
 Robin
 NIGHTWING
 OKAY, first of all,
 not my fault-
 the fire was
 The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an
 outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling
 into darkness filled with disembodied voices.
 Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words.
 HENCHMAN
 H-hey! You- You can't-
 ALL BATKIDS
 (yelling)
 Shut up!
 The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his
 teeth
 HENCHΜΑΝ
 (talking to himself)
 I 'm not getting out of this, am 1?
 A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him
 ΒΑΤΜAΝ
 No
outoftheframework:

outoftheframework:
so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened.

enjoy?

so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y’all make me so happy.thank you :)

outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fift...

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Af, College, and Energy: ENERGY
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 sin.
 ines
 in a recctangin ak
 EPCOT seera
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 Arre CK. TH- ndef oran a r
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 N Cra n, Ppoy, evipmenr
 rar
 annear@vicnvidco of hrms op e h
 Eacuchtdn
 NERD.Nd5
 y
 ehepl pCF GRET-Hcst depr -e -6aFA+DCPr
 t dg A adONNC send c Bon wcncCA-CL
 nd i61CF 1o Crtd int t-Y htw orr ng
 way.sang
 fasr
 CEFA CCA NCE ANw FA HG
 eciw
 prtm
 Catbce tsherche kkrsa Jrk -nr Nu rase
 tr picrariuy.c CridaF ri
 evar of
 evng
 r tces veves-
 nae
 Fre chi o y
 Kenivuhdnt fentfsnsret p dv iited CY apononk
 bhsher itru inml bokrty
 rip e , inntd
 ve
 Eof ihd kmy fo -% pernel anid c DCAdv uninacr
 u
 , ch, d netO
 hy og n p
 A
 kerprarion- Pv Imt hak, cepararon of d
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 menidyCmcrt, weuble PAhn
 Pf ondrte a PreJy:snehan
 en
 ema
 wi, vie
 rsna roro
 Ivaresem
 mwdern
 when u can have a 1 page cheat sheet
 A y niP rchre-wr un WE
 peiahese n vchhtd a -ex
 u . 4p Dol fergnh ne plnad hert sns. annark rpenhar is seller
 rate 2neF rart, 1engu penal, fa ntng auhvines bé ane3 evenge
 PV
 rhnlonon rasta N omparnk
 Py ef rtwn w
 Expard ses fru r a e wort nuthy Piir m he ad paymter rocc FUbbc offen (sen sanno to pvphe
 Pboyof pd PANnbyale roly rer-i one r
 prvare
 affsc btor
 Kie h
 $rom
 r onn b dririhed a
 prrion
 y
 Prederh h.
 tansfernng cl
 Her-mnns Tor
 p ef arare sh
 ercunvcann
 ple- r y k ) 解CALKC りーAcnel re
 tArtun e h ng u uisan
 eLondyre 2 Altcrnerve nueinnents wl di
 opaun pen
 OTC-edir M In StolS+LT
 nva taon-eirctrent- NADO
 Auchen mE iK-hai A plugiol lotanor
 archs bnsssehers
 Constant aruwh d ensrantore
 8-133cF A
 L/C tes sje ns vean orall K6alane shechiacuhty ALtE y Vr n pu STUE ote aiy yicld to in
 61srmert igs hip ncnil m
 veran aner
 effer of alrloni on firmswen
 Opl Aer pruny mai (nM) urha reA y icpid-her -sh vat pay-p aunvdy
 tv
 e
 Fadin pncl PrL-th
 Ham an loaun repud-h shnoto poy, finc oun ano to solve for E (
 atsltd n purpp ud-rjuoheynvid@at-iane tiahopehahng
 Srit)
 CEletttp-h UFFADCE-NS-N d pro-inuru-inwecast bperot
 gytinyothmno
 inN PV
 ayhaikt
 por/v
 Gle of glus selvay rtvrn on 10A +eniy ccnnd, doit aain- o subTmaC
 Inwive orrenr Rasc r e
 e
 aleof plantprop enmr
 ser to cakulare yors deie
 EP CAVES of debt ov lo+ ex i9un of iastial atay NEGATIVC
 redecn Prdcbr
 7
 inC
 trawtbn TPAY prop or e Se of Aaure apalshc
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finals

im actually speechless

I actually did this for math finals

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study” i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at alli got an a
moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.


The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!


‘but what you’re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do before…?’
‘yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like… it’s better’

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