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insulin pump: 15 Dumbest Patients That Doctors Have Had To Deal With. Faith In Humanity Lost. 1. "I'm never going to have a baby because the hospitals don't wash them anymore." She's 30. 2. Ionce had a 20 year old female patient who didn't know that having sex would lead to pregnancy. She had no idea. 3. After looking at the patients chart and seeing she had diabetes- Me: Do you have any medical conditions? Patient: No Me: Are you sure, you've never been told you have any diseases? Patient: Never Me: What medications do you take? Patient: Insulin.for my diabetes 4. A middle aged lady in the operating theatre once told us at the last minute (as she was being wheeled in) that she's allergic to latex. Everyone freaks out cos so much of the stuff we use in theatre has latex in it, so we take her to the latex free theatre and do her surgery there. When she's in recovery and awake I enquire as to what reaction she has to latex. "I just don't really like the sound the latex gloves make, dear". I just turned around and wallked out. 5. "No, my fiancée and I don't want our daughter to have any of the vaccines, vitamin K shot, antibiotic eye ointment, or PKU testing. It's poison. Poking her with the needle is worse than the 'cold' she'd get without the 'poison'." He then drove his newborn daughter and fiancée home in a car that absolutely reeked of weed and cigarettes. 6. 20-something year old patient comes to ER, chief complaint on the board is "private." This should be good. Go in, he is visibly depressed and sad. Tells a story about how he slept with a woman, didn't use protection, and after he noticed she had a "plastic box on her." When she told him it was an insulin pump for diabetes he was mortified. Came in immediately to be tested for diabetes. 7. "I had asthma when I was a child, so stop **king patronising me and telling me how to raise my daughter just because you think you're smarter than me". Leaves hospital. Back in hospital two hours later; six year old daughter in respiratory failure and admitted to ICU. 8. "Don't eat or drink anything after midnight" before his 3 year old daughter's surgery the next morning (tonsils and adenoids). While intubating his daughter the next morning, she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to aspirate them into her lungs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest compressions on her for 25 minutes. We got her back, aborted the surgery, and transferred her to pediatric icu on a ventilator. Her father's response." She said she was hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must have been something you did to her." 9. Patient had to be told that the reason her son was getting sick at school every day was because she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches and he was allergic to peanuts. She honestly didn't know that was an ingredient, and he was in middle school and wasn't bright enough to realize it himself. 10. Had a lady measure her baby's temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby's forehead. She told the nurse her baby's fever was about 250 degrees. 11. The best was the woman who was feeding her 3 month old dog every few days for no other reason than she thought a dog should only eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of course). The nurse who spoke with her has no patience for this kind of jacked ignorance, and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT EVERY THREE DAYSI?" 12. Once had a patient who was prescribed an Inhaler for his cat allergy. He came back a week later saying he was none the better. Turns out he was spraying the inhaler on his cat. 13. My favourite was when someone was prescribed estrogen patches and told to stick one patch on herself every other day. At the next follow-up she said she didn't like the patches because she'd been "running out of space" I didn't think to clarify to her that she should have been placing a new patch and removing the one from yesterday each day. Very amusing. She indeed was covered in sticky patches. 14. Mom brought her kids to the ER after they ate all of their Halloween candy because they had tummy aches. They were still eating Reese's peanutbutter cups when they were in the exam room. I had to explain to her that they need to cut back on the candy and she looked at me like i had three heads. 15. There was this lady who had diabetes and her foot was necrotic. The doctor told her she was going to have to have it amputated, and she said "No, Jesus will heal it for me" (or something like that.) The Doctor looked at her and said "Maam, you have maggots eating your foot. Jesus wants you to get it amputated." PUNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM So stupid it must hurtomg-humor.tumblr.com
insulin pump: 15 Dumbest Patients That
 Doctors Have Had To Deal
 With. Faith In Humanity Lost.
 1. "I'm never going to have a baby because the
 hospitals don't wash them anymore."
 She's 30.
 2.
 Ionce had a 20 year old female patient
 who didn't know that having sex would
 lead to pregnancy. She had no idea.
 3. After looking at the patients chart and
 seeing she had diabetes-
 Me: Do you have any medical conditions?
 Patient: No
 Me: Are you sure, you've never been told
 you have any diseases?
 Patient: Never
 Me: What medications do you take?
 Patient: Insulin.for my diabetes
 4. A middle aged lady in the operating theatre
 once told us at the last minute (as she was
 being wheeled in) that she's allergic to latex.
 Everyone freaks out cos so much of the stuff
 we use in theatre has latex in it, so we take
 her to the latex free theatre and do her
 surgery there. When she's in recovery and
 awake I enquire as to what reaction she has
 to latex. "I just don't really like the sound
 the latex gloves make, dear". I just turned
 around and wallked out.
 5. "No, my fiancée and I don't want our
 daughter to have any of the vaccines,
 vitamin K shot, antibiotic eye ointment, or
 PKU testing. It's poison. Poking her with the
 needle is worse than the 'cold' she'd get
 without the 'poison'."
 He then drove his newborn daughter and
 fiancée home in a car that absolutely reeked
 of weed and cigarettes.
 6. 20-something year old patient comes to ER,
 chief complaint on the board is "private."
 This should be good. Go in, he is visibly
 depressed and sad. Tells a story about how
 he slept with a woman, didn't use
 protection, and after he noticed she had a
 "plastic box on her." When she told him it
 was an insulin pump for diabetes he was
 mortified. Came in immediately to be tested
 for diabetes.
 7. "I had asthma when I was a child, so stop
 **king patronising me and telling me how
 to raise my daughter just because you think
 you're smarter than me". Leaves hospital.
 Back in hospital two hours later; six year old
 daughter in respiratory failure and admitted
 to ICU.
 8. "Don't eat or drink anything after midnight"
 before his 3 year old daughter's surgery the
 next morning (tonsils and adenoids). While
 intubating his daughter the next morning,
 she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to
 aspirate them into her lungs. Her heart
 stopped, and I did chest compressions on
 her for 25 minutes. We got her back, aborted
 the surgery, and transferred her to pediatric
 icu on a ventilator. Her father's response."
 She said she was hungry. I thought you were
 being too hard on her. It must have been
 something you did to her."
 9. Patient had to be told that the reason her
 son was getting sick at school every day was
 because she was packing him peanut butter
 sandwiches and he was allergic to peanuts.
 She honestly didn't know that was an
 ingredient, and he was in middle school and
 wasn't bright enough to realize it himself.
 10. Had a lady measure her baby's temperature
 by pre-heating the oven and putting one
 hand in front of it while the other hand was
 on the baby's forehead. She told the nurse
 her baby's fever was about 250 degrees.
 11. The best was the woman who was feeding
 her 3 month old dog every few days for no
 other reason than she thought a dog should
 only eat that often. Came in for
 hypoglycemia (of course).
 The nurse who spoke with her has no
 patience for this kind of jacked ignorance,
 and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT
 EVERY THREE DAYSI?"
 12. Once had a patient who was prescribed an
 Inhaler for his cat allergy. He came back a
 week later saying he was none the better.
 Turns out he was spraying the inhaler on his
 cat.
 13. My favourite was when someone was
 prescribed estrogen patches and told to stick
 one patch on herself every other day.
 At the next follow-up she said she didn't like
 the patches because she'd been "running
 out of space"
 I didn't think to clarify to her that she should
 have been placing a new patch and removing
 the one from yesterday each day. Very
 amusing. She indeed was covered in sticky
 patches.
 14. Mom brought her kids to the ER after they ate
 all of their Halloween candy because they had
 tummy aches. They were still eating Reese's
 peanutbutter cups when they were in the
 exam room. I had to explain to her that they
 need to cut back on the candy and she looked
 at me like i had three heads.
 15. There was this lady who had diabetes and her
 foot was necrotic. The doctor told her she was
 going to have to have it amputated, and she
 said "No, Jesus will heal it for me" (or
 something like that.)
 The Doctor looked at her and said "Maam,
 you have maggots eating your foot. Jesus
 wants you to get it amputated."
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So stupid it must hurtomg-humor.tumblr.com

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