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Boner, Bones, and Bored: The Virgin Fall 79 year old janitor tried to clean the roof windy day on a falls with grace due to his bones and muscles being as light as feathers has no idea whats going the sound his body makes when it hits the ground is extremely disapointing prays to Gad for help, despite being an absolute degenerate if he does survive he will be remembered as that imbecile who fell off a roof Kicking and screaming the whole way down nobody around to film him obody is shocked when they see him falling, they all just carry on with their lives The CHAD Plunge Magnificent hair is left untouched by the wind Young Chad got bored, decided to spice things up a bit Falls like a goddamn atomic bomb Tells Gad to suck his Chad Cock Sound of his body hitting the ground is boner-inducingly satisfying Does sick poses while falling, truly a sight to behold YEET! Will be remembered as an absolute Everybody in the vicinity is completely and utterly legend regardless of if he survives or not amazed Uses his Magnum Dong as a propeller to build up more momentum Every angle of Chad is caught on film, is immediately put on every world news site with millions of people watching it over and over again THE THAD PLUMMET FORCES ACTING ON HIM ARE SO INTENSE THAT HIS HAIR IS RIPPED OFF COMPLETELY THAD SINPLY WANTS TO TEST HIS ENDURANCE HAS SO MUCH MUSCLE MASS AND MOMENTUM BUILT UP THAT HEIS THE EQUIVILANT OF A THOUSAND NUKES IS STIFF AS A BOARD AND DEAD SILENT WHILE FALLING, ALMOST LIKE HES MADE OF SOLID STEEL DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF HE SURVIVES, EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE GONE EVERY BODY IN TOWN IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE BEFORE HE HITS THE GROUND FALLS LIKE A FUCKING MOON SIZED WARHEAD SOUND OF HIM HITTING THE GROUND GIVES EVERYBODY WHO FILMS HIM EVERYBODY WHO ISN'T IMMEDIATELY DEAD SERIOUS ALREADY ACCEPTS THEIR BRAIN DAMAGE INEITABLE DOOM WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE THING THAT ALMOST DESTROYS ALL OF HUMANITY HUGE PACKAGE IS WEIGHING HIM DOWN BY SEVERAL TONS, GIVING HIS FALL SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT The Virgin Fall vs The CHAD Plunge vs THE THAD PLUMMET
Boner, Bones, and Bored: The Virgin Fall
 79 year old janitor
 tried to clean the roof
 windy day
 on a
 falls with grace due to his bones and muscles being
 as light as feathers
 has no idea whats going
 the sound his body makes when it hits the
 ground is extremely disapointing
 prays to Gad for help, despite
 being
 an absolute degenerate
 if he does survive he will be remembered as
 that imbecile who fell off a roof
 Kicking and screaming the whole way down
 nobody around to film him
 obody is shocked when they see him falling,
 they all just carry on with their lives
 The CHAD Plunge
 Magnificent hair is left untouched by the wind
 Young Chad got bored,
 decided to spice things up a bit
 Falls like a goddamn atomic bomb
 Tells Gad to suck his
 Chad Cock
 Sound of his body hitting the ground is
 boner-inducingly satisfying
 Does sick poses while falling,
 truly a sight to behold
 YEET!
 Will be remembered as an absolute
 Everybody in
 the vicinity is
 completely
 and utterly
 legend regardless of if he survives or not
 amazed
 Uses his Magnum Dong as a
 propeller to build up more momentum
 Every angle of Chad is caught on film, is
 immediately put on every world news site with
 millions of people watching it over and over again
 THE THAD PLUMMET
 FORCES ACTING ON HIM ARE SO INTENSE THAT
 HIS HAIR IS RIPPED OFF COMPLETELY
 THAD SINPLY WANTS TO TEST HIS ENDURANCE
 HAS SO MUCH MUSCLE MASS AND MOMENTUM BUILT UP
 THAT HEIS THE EQUIVILANT OF A THOUSAND NUKES
 IS STIFF AS A BOARD AND DEAD SILENT
 WHILE FALLING, ALMOST LIKE
 HES MADE OF SOLID STEEL
 DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF HE SURVIVES,
 EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE GONE
 EVERY BODY IN TOWN IS
 DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE
 BEFORE HE HITS THE GROUND
 FALLS LIKE A FUCKING MOON SIZED
 WARHEAD
 SOUND OF HIM HITTING THE GROUND GIVES
 EVERYBODY WHO FILMS HIM
 EVERYBODY WHO ISN'T IMMEDIATELY DEAD SERIOUS
 ALREADY ACCEPTS THEIR
 BRAIN DAMAGE
 INEITABLE DOOM
 WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE THING THAT
 ALMOST DESTROYS ALL OF HUMANITY
 HUGE PACKAGE IS WEIGHING HIM DOWN BY SEVERAL TONS,
 GIVING HIS FALL SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT
The Virgin Fall vs The CHAD Plunge vs THE THAD PLUMMET

The Virgin Fall vs The CHAD Plunge vs THE THAD PLUMMET