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Arguing, Ass, and Barbie: AT&T 9:33 AM @ 67% I'll just go straight to the point. Do you want a normal hello or a horrific failure of a chat-up line? Mar 15, 2016, 5:05 PM Surprise me. Oh man Hey, you wanna play Barbie? I can be Ken and you can be the box I come in Lmao ewwww So how does this work? We're dating now, right... Yeah I think so GIF Message Send o AT&T 9:33 AM 67% Sweet. When do I meet the parents? In five minutes Woah! I can't wait to tell them about all those great times we had They'll really love how we met. Remember when I said that thing and then you responded! Ha! Classic love story! One for the ages. But seriously, if we're being honest now, I spent wayyyy too long trying to come up with a pun for your name GIF Message Send oo AT&T 9:33 AM I'm sorry my name sucks lol Nah, it's probably just me. I'm not too up to date on my pundamentals. It's the main reason for my lack of success here on Tinder. That and some people say I'm "too forward" Can you believe that WHAT? You? I know right!? Unbelievable. Anyway, when are we gonna plow and get married and buy a house? GIF Message Send AT&T 9:33 AM 6790 When you buy me a kick ass engagement ring. All I can afford is a used Ring Pop. Will that suffice? Hey, that's more than perfect. Yesssss. Although, I feel like we're going a bit too fast for my taste. Perhaps we should argue about politics and religion? Let's go. tinderventure: My first tinder conversation ever[via]
Arguing, Ass, and Barbie: AT&T
 9:33 AM
 @ 67%
 I'll just go straight to the
 point. Do you want a
 normal hello or a horrific
 failure of a chat-up line?
 Mar 15, 2016, 5:05 PM
 Surprise me.
 Oh man
 Hey, you wanna play
 Barbie?
 I can be Ken and you can
 be the box I come in
 Lmao ewwww
 So how does this work?
 We're dating now, right...
 Yeah I think so
 GIF
 Message
 Send

 o AT&T
 9:33 AM
 67%
 Sweet. When do I meet the
 parents?
 In five minutes
 Woah! I can't wait to tell
 them about all those great
 times we had
 They'll really love how we
 met.
 Remember when I said
 that thing and then you
 responded! Ha! Classic
 love story! One for the
 ages.
 But seriously, if we're
 being honest now, I spent
 wayyyy too long trying to
 come up with a pun for
 your name
 GIF
 Message
 Send

 oo AT&T
 9:33 AM
 I'm sorry my name sucks
 lol
 Nah, it's probably just me.
 I'm not too up to date on
 my pundamentals. It's the
 main reason for my lack of
 success here on Tinder.
 That and some people say
 I'm "too forward"
 Can you believe that
 WHAT? You?
 I know right!?
 Unbelievable.
 Anyway, when are we
 gonna plow and get
 married and buy a house?
 GIF
 Message
 Send

 AT&T
 9:33 AM
 6790
 When you buy me a kick
 ass engagement ring.
 All I can afford is a used
 Ring Pop. Will that suffice?
 Hey, that's more than
 perfect.
 Yesssss. Although, I feel
 like we're going a bit too
 fast for my taste. Perhaps
 we should argue about
 politics and religion?
 Let's go.
tinderventure:

My first tinder conversation ever[via]

tinderventure: My first tinder conversation ever[via]

Bad, Be Like, and Crazy: How a tinder date turn out to be a nightmare He seemed pretty normal as first, a few quirks here and there, but who am I to judge, right? Are you on birth control? I know it's a personal question but kinda important to know Okay, I'm cancelling Wednesday Lol I'm kidding dude relax I'm uncomfortable with these jokes Ok sorry. Ill stop ok? No, Im still cancelling it. Well that's really your loss for being so uptight. But ok. I'll just go to work and make $900 in 12 hours Really, you're overreacting Seriously? And you wonder why you're single? Yawn. Still waiting for your reply. Lol. l actually had you double booked with another girl. So ΔΎm kinda happy you decided to be a psycho You sure you want to Around this time, I was working and I had already told him this He called non-stop. Within 5 minutes I had about 5 or 6 missed cal s from him. Please call me Please I'm at work, dude. lol. I know. I'm being incredibly annoying to show you just how most guys act. So maybe you'll realize Im not that bad So ill see you That doesnt even make sense You were fine until that joke. Dude I was kidding with you. It's a joke. You do know Im a doctor right? My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person It wasn't even sexual. It was a J-0-K-E And I said if you don't like those types of jokes I won't joke like that anymore. This should be the end of it. You should be like ok cool. And then if I do it again then you get pissed You off just get pissed right off the bat and be all rude to someone. That's a major turn off and just no Ok so rant over. Are we cool now? You just talked shit to me. Alli said was I'm cancelling it. I didnt do what did-talk shit to someone What? Those are not Of course I'm talking shit to you. You just flaked after I asked for that night off. Do you know how hard it is for me to get a night off work? Let's just stop this childish nonsense. see you Wednesday right? Uh, you do not need to criticize my sentences. Change of mind AND telling you about it doesn't really make it flaking. I was upfront. You said you already booked another date with someone else, go enjoy it. Idk why you're trying to with me, especially since you think so littie What you're reading here was within a 2.5-hour time span Just meet me Wednesday. I'm sorry ok? I'm at work. I'm not going to take the call, Ok then we are meeting Wednesday right? Are we cool? died ok So ΔΎm kinda not really in the best place to be messed with. So if you could understand that would be great Please dude? 59 PM via Sus Please answer me 542 PM via SMS Can you please stop being immature and call me? 612 PM ia sMs RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! Guy Goes Batshit Crazy After Getting Rejected By Tinder Date
Bad, Be Like, and Crazy: How a tinder date turn out to be a nightmare
 He seemed pretty normal as first, a few quirks
 here and there, but who am I to judge, right?
 Are you on birth control?
 I know it's a personal
 question but kinda
 important to know
 Okay, I'm cancelling Wednesday
 Lol I'm kidding dude relax
 I'm uncomfortable with these
 jokes
 Ok sorry. Ill stop ok?
 No, Im still cancelling it.
 Well that's really your loss
 for being so uptight. But
 ok. I'll just go to work and
 make $900 in 12 hours
 Really, you're overreacting
 Seriously? And you
 wonder why you're
 single?
 Yawn. Still waiting for
 your reply. Lol.
 l actually had you double
 booked with another girl.
 So ΔΎm kinda happy you
 decided to be a psycho
 You sure you want to
 Around this time, I was working and I had already
 told him this He called non-stop. Within 5 minutes
 I had about 5 or 6 missed cal s from him.
 Please call me
 Please
 I'm at work, dude.
 lol. I know. I'm being
 incredibly annoying to
 show you just how most
 guys act. So maybe you'll
 realize Im not that bad
 So ill see you
 That doesnt even make sense
 You were fine until that joke.
 Dude I was kidding with
 you. It's a joke. You do
 know Im a doctor right?
 My brain thinks at a much
 higher level than yours or
 the average person
 It wasn't even sexual. It
 was a J-0-K-E
 And I said if you don't
 like those types of jokes
 I won't joke like that
 anymore. This should be
 the end of it. You should
 be like ok cool. And then
 if I do it again then you
 get pissed
 You off just get pissed
 right off the bat and be all
 rude to someone. That's a
 major turn off and just no
 Ok so rant over. Are we
 cool now?
 You just talked shit to me. Alli
 said was I'm cancelling it. I didnt
 do what did-talk shit to someone
 What? Those are not
 Of course I'm talking shit
 to you. You just flaked
 after I asked for that night
 off. Do you know how
 hard it is for me to get a
 night off work?
 Let's just stop this
 childish nonsense.
 see
 you Wednesday right?
 Uh, you do not need to criticize
 my sentences. Change of mind
 AND telling you about it doesn't
 really make it flaking. I was
 upfront. You said you already
 booked another date with
 someone else, go enjoy it. Idk
 why you're trying to with me,
 especially since you think so littie
 What you're reading here was within a 2.5-hour
 time span
 Just meet me
 Wednesday. I'm sorry ok?
 I'm at work. I'm not going to take
 the call,
 Ok then we are meeting
 Wednesday right?
 Are we cool?
 died ok
 So ΔΎm kinda not really
 in the best place to be
 messed with. So if you
 could understand that
 would be great
 Please dude?
 59 PM via Sus
 Please answer me
 542 PM via SMS
 Can you please stop
 being immature and call
 me?
 612 PM ia sMs
 RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Guy Goes Batshit Crazy After Getting Rejected By Tinder Date

Guy Goes Batshit Crazy After Getting Rejected By Tinder Date