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I Have Failed: flowersinbonecages: 19 delete edit You're pathetic. Please kill yourself Anonymous The other day I was very seriously contemplating suicide. Had I received a message like this then, I legitimately believe I would have attempted to take my own life. Unfortunately for you, two days ago a littie boy saved me. I didn't even know him -yet as we passed each other he said I was beautiful and deserved to live. Just like that. As tumbir becomes more populated, the amount of times I see hate on my dash is becoming more frequent. Often after my initial fury at seeing the cruel message dies down, I wonder what it is in the anonymous' life that has made them so bitter, heartless and cold, that they feel compelled to tell someone that they are not beautiful or are undeserving of life. I have failed to think of anything. I can find no reasons for such inhumanity. 3 weeks ago, a 13 year old girl from my town committed suicide because she was being bullied. The amount of people it affected is astounding. Her father is going to walk her down the aisle in a coffin as oppose to a beautiful white wedding dress. He's probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight like he has done since she she died. He still remembers holding her the day she was born and promising to protect her no matter what. Her mum is never going to teach her how to put her new born baby to sleep. She is never going to have a first kiss. Have sex. Travel the world. Feel the rush of relief when she finishes her final exam. Turn eighteen. Have a baby. Feel anxious when her child goes to school for the first time. Someone murdered her with their words. Someone like you. I'm naive to think you will never send hate again, but please learn two things from my response. 1. t takes a few kind words to save someones life. 2. It takes a few cruel words to take someones life. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought
I Have Failed: flowersinbonecages:
 19 delete edit
 You're pathetic. Please kill yourself
 Anonymous
 The other day I was very seriously contemplating suicide. Had I received a
 message like this then, I legitimately believe I would have attempted to take my
 own life. Unfortunately for you, two days ago a littie boy saved me. I didn't
 even know him -yet as we passed each other he said I was beautiful and
 deserved to live. Just like that.
 As tumbir becomes more populated, the amount of times I see hate on my
 dash is becoming more frequent. Often after my initial fury at seeing the cruel
 message dies down, I wonder what it is in the anonymous' life that has made
 them so bitter, heartless and cold, that they feel compelled to tell someone
 that they are not beautiful or are undeserving of life. I have failed to think of
 anything. I can find no reasons for such inhumanity.
 3 weeks ago, a 13 year old girl from my town committed suicide because she
 was being bullied. The amount of people it affected is astounding. Her father
 is going to walk her down the aisle in a coffin as oppose to a beautiful white
 wedding dress. He's probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight like he has
 done since she she died. He still remembers holding her the day she was
 born and promising to protect her no matter what.
 Her mum is never going to teach her how to put her new born baby to sleep.
 She is never going to have a first kiss. Have sex. Travel the world. Feel the
 rush of relief when she finishes her final exam. Turn eighteen. Have a baby.
 Feel anxious when her child goes to school for the first time.
 Someone murdered her with their words. Someone like you.
 I'm naive to think you will never send hate again, but please learn two things
 from my response.
 1. t takes a few kind words to save someones life.
 2. It takes a few cruel words to take someones life.
 VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
epicjohndoe:

Such A Beautiful Thought

epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought

I Have Failed: So, I know it's a standard Tinder question but I have to ask-are you a serial killer, and if so do you have reason for it? Only a serial killer would ask if serial killer. was Wednesday 8:28 PM Naw, I wouldn't be able to handle the hours. Unless you were looking for a colleague serial killer to bond with... I was going to say the latter but Wednesday 9:13 PM Hypotheticals it is then. If I you were a serial killer, what would be your M.O.? That you are a man. I'd want to be a siren. Ooooh, I like it, somehow you made that not creepy. I am impressed. Do Sirens work on lesbians as well? Aw damn. I have failed. Ummm, no. Idk. Maybe? Wednesday 9:44 PM This sounds like a slightly problematic writting prompt in a freshman creative writting class. You can still kill me if you want, especially the straight white kind. They are pretty underrepresented in the serial killer victim market That is the sweetest thing a complete stranger has ever said to me Ya, just put some sad music in your playlist...or set... or whatever sirens do. Haaa okay So on a scale of 1-5 how would you rate my creepiness? Wednesday 10:33 PM Either O or 10. I cant read non-verbal in text conversations. On a scale of 1-5. I am 98% enjoying the banter, but 1.5% of me is irrationally scared that I just invited you to murder me Wednesday 11:04 PM Do you think this conversation would hold up in court? No, but hopefully it will hold up on reddit Lol... Let me know what sub you decide to post this on I'm pretty sure if it gets enough Karma, it becomes a legal document and will hold up in court. Fingers crossed Type a message... GIF In the untimely event of my death…start here
I Have Failed: So, I know it's a standard Tinder
 question but I have to ask-are
 you a serial killer, and if so do
 you have reason for it?
 Only a serial killer would ask if
 serial killer.
 was
 Wednesday 8:28 PM
 Naw, I wouldn't be able to
 handle the hours.
 Unless you were looking for a
 colleague serial killer to bond
 with...
 I was going to say the latter but
 Wednesday 9:13 PM
 Hypotheticals it is then. If I you
 were a serial killer, what would
 be your M.O.?
 That you are a man. I'd want to
 be a siren.
 Ooooh, I like it, somehow you
 made that not creepy. I am
 impressed.
 Do Sirens work on lesbians as
 well?
 Aw damn. I have failed.
 Ummm, no.
 Idk.
 Maybe?
 Wednesday 9:44 PM
 This sounds like a slightly
 problematic writting prompt in a
 freshman creative writting class.
 You can still kill me if you
 want, especially the straight
 white kind. They are pretty
 underrepresented in the serial
 killer victim market
 That is the sweetest thing a
 complete stranger has ever
 said to me
 Ya, just put some sad music
 in your playlist...or set... or
 whatever sirens do.
 Haaa okay
 So on a scale of 1-5 how would
 you rate my creepiness?
 Wednesday 10:33 PM
 Either O or 10. I cant read
 non-verbal in text conversations.
 On a scale of 1-5.
 I am 98% enjoying the banter,
 but 1.5% of me is irrationally
 scared that I just invited you to
 murder me
 Wednesday 11:04 PM
 Do you think this conversation
 would hold up in court?
 No, but hopefully it will hold up
 on reddit
 Lol... Let me know what sub
 you decide to post this on
 I'm pretty sure if it gets enough
 Karma, it becomes a legal
 document and will hold up in
 court.
 Fingers crossed
 Type a message...
 GIF
In the untimely event of my death…start here

In the untimely event of my death…start here

I Have Failed: flowersinbonecages: 19 delete edit You're pathetic. Please kill yourself Anonymous The other day I was very seriously contemplating suicide. Had I received a message like this then, I legitimately believe I would have attempted to take my own life. Unfortunately for you, two days ago a littie boy saved me. I didn't even know him -yet as we passed each other he said I was beautiful and deserved to live. Just like that. As tumbir becomes more populated, the amount of times I see hate on my dash is becoming more frequent. Often after my initial fury at seeing the cruel message dies down, I wonder what it is in the anonymous' life that has made them so bitter, heartless and cold, that they feel compelled to tell someone that they are not beautiful or are undeserving of life. I have failed to think of anything. I can find no reasons for such inhumanity. 3 weeks ago, a 13 year old girl from my town committed suicide because she was being bullied. The amount of people it affected is astounding. Her father is going to walk her down the aisle in a coffin as oppose to a beautiful white wedding dress. He's probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight like he has done since she she died. He still remembers holding her the day she was born and promising to protect her no matter what. Her mum is never going to teach her how to put her new born baby to sleep. She is never going to have a first kiss. Have sex. Travel the world. Feel the rush of relief when she finishes her final exam. Turn eighteen. Have a baby. Feel anxious when her child goes to school for the first time. Someone murdered her with their words. Someone like you. I'm naive to think you will never send hate again, but please learn two things from my response. 1. t takes a few kind words to save someones life. 2. It takes a few cruel words to take someones life. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought
I Have Failed: flowersinbonecages:
 19 delete edit
 You're pathetic. Please kill yourself
 Anonymous
 The other day I was very seriously contemplating suicide. Had I received a
 message like this then, I legitimately believe I would have attempted to take my
 own life. Unfortunately for you, two days ago a littie boy saved me. I didn't
 even know him -yet as we passed each other he said I was beautiful and
 deserved to live. Just like that.
 As tumbir becomes more populated, the amount of times I see hate on my
 dash is becoming more frequent. Often after my initial fury at seeing the cruel
 message dies down, I wonder what it is in the anonymous' life that has made
 them so bitter, heartless and cold, that they feel compelled to tell someone
 that they are not beautiful or are undeserving of life. I have failed to think of
 anything. I can find no reasons for such inhumanity.
 3 weeks ago, a 13 year old girl from my town committed suicide because she
 was being bullied. The amount of people it affected is astounding. Her father
 is going to walk her down the aisle in a coffin as oppose to a beautiful white
 wedding dress. He's probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight like he has
 done since she she died. He still remembers holding her the day she was
 born and promising to protect her no matter what.
 Her mum is never going to teach her how to put her new born baby to sleep.
 She is never going to have a first kiss. Have sex. Travel the world. Feel the
 rush of relief when she finishes her final exam. Turn eighteen. Have a baby.
 Feel anxious when her child goes to school for the first time.
 Someone murdered her with their words. Someone like you.
 I'm naive to think you will never send hate again, but please learn two things
 from my response.
 1. t takes a few kind words to save someones life.
 2. It takes a few cruel words to take someones life.
 VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
epicjohndoe:

Such A Beautiful Thought

epicjohndoe: Such A Beautiful Thought

I Have Failed: Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) Dad: Why the hell did vou put a comma there? Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is? Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time Dad: Who should 1 dress up as for the movie premier? Dad: Hey are you awake? 1 know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. 1 need you to read this report. 1 can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for doesn't care. 1 hate her Dad: 1 need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet. her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know 1 don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and 1 have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book 1 stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it. Dad: "puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that 1 read them* Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society You aren't my son. Leave Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all 1 can afford, so ... Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass. Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know Dad: Fuck the government Dad: Fuck the school board. Dad: Close the door Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and 1 hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha, DICKens. Dad:I love puns. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes Dad: Please shut up Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music Dad: fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and 1 almost told her to get out. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too Dad: If1 have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, 1 will kill them both. Dad: They act like 1 care what they think. Dad: I hate homework. Dad: 1 have decided to become a politician. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed. JAN VIA THISISANATATTACK "I TEACH SO MANY ALESHAS SO MANY 399a2NOTE An English teacher, uncensored
I Have Failed: Actual Quotes from my Dad (An
 English Teacher)
 Dad: Why the hell did vou put a comma there?
 Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
 Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time
 Dad: Who should 1 dress up as for the movie premier?
 Dad: Hey are you awake? 1 know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right?
 Yeah. 1 need you to read this report. 1 can't tell if I am just super tired or if
 this is actual bullshit.
 Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for
 doesn't care. 1 hate her
 Dad: 1 need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
 her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she
 Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know 1 don't like tattoos
 and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
 Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today
 Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and 1 have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great
 Expectations.
 Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
 Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book 1 stole from Mrs.
 Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
 Dad: "puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that 1
 read them*
 Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society
 You aren't my son. Leave
 Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get
 discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all 1 can
 afford, so
 ...
 Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
 Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really
 need to know
 Dad: Fuck the government
 Dad: Fuck the school board.
 Dad: Close the door
 Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and 1 hate him, but he
 also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha, DICKens.
 Dad:I love puns.
 Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes
 Dad: Please shut up
 Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels
 weird
 Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change
 your ringtones to inappropriate rap music
 Dad: fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of
 Austria-Hungary today and 1 almost told her to get out.
 Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there
 Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
 Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm
 too
 Dad: If1 have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one
 more dance, 1 will kill them both.
 Dad: They act like 1 care what they think.
 Dad: I hate homework.
 Dad: 1 have decided to become a politician.
 Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and
 the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman?
 Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
 JAN
 VIA THISISANATATTACK
 "I TEACH SO MANY ALESHAS
 SO MANY
 399a2NOTE
An English teacher, uncensored

An English teacher, uncensored

I Have Failed: Mate Beliefs More functional beliefs t do as well as others, 'm not a failure, If I don't do as well as others, I'm a failure. 213 If I d just human. If I ask for help when I need it, I'm sh roblem-solving abilities (which is strength). 2 If I ask for help, it's a sign of weakness. (h sh is a sign of ing good fail at work/school, it's not a reflection of le self. (My whole self includes how at work/school, If I work/sch y whole am as a da and community member, and my qual kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulne Also, failure is not a permanent condition. I'm a failure as a person 3. If I fail work/school friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen, ities of ure I shouldn't be able to excel at something unlessl am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to devote considerable time and effort toward it at the expense of other things). 4. Ishould be able to excel at everything I try et I should put in a rea sonable amount of effort hould always work hard and do my best. much of the time. If I do less than my best, I have succeeded perhaps 70%, 80% or 90%; not 0%. 6. I s 6. If I don't live up to rmy potential, I have failed. I don't work hard all the time, ll probably do reasonably well and have a more balanced life. If I don't work h If I don't work hard all the time, I'll fail 7. FIGURE 13.5, Fr kosmonauttihai: rollerskatinglizard: ceekari: stayhungry-stayfree: This is a really helpful page in my CBT textbook for tackling some of the maladaptive beliefs we often hold. The first column lists the rules and assumptions we often may tell ourselves, while the second column is a more functional belief. Just thought I would pass this along. Be kind to yourselves, friends❤ Oh my god, number 5. And 6, and 7. I frigging needed that. Failure is not a permanent condition. The text on the image: Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t do as well as others, I’m a failure.More functional belief: If I don’t do as well as others, I’m not a failure, just human. Maladaptive belief:  If I ask for help, it’s a sign of weakness.More functional belief: If I ask for help when I need it, I’m showing good problem-solving abilities (which is a sign of strength). Maladaptive belief:  If I fail at work/school, I’m a failure as a person.More functional belief: If I fail at work/school, it’s not a reflection of my whole self. (My whole self includes how I am as a friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen, and community member, and my qualities of kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulness, etc.) Also, failure is not a permanent condition. Maladaptive belief:  I should be able to excel at everything I try.More functional belief: I shouldn’t be able to excel at something unless I am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to devote considerable time and effort toward it at the expense of other things. Maladaptive belief:  I should always work hard and do my best.More functional belief: I should put in a reasonable amount of effort much of the time. Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t live up to my potential, I have failed.More functional belief: If I do less than my best, I have succeeded perhaps 70%, 80%, or 90%; not 0%. Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll fail.More functional belief: If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll probably do reasonably well and have a more balanced life.
I Have Failed: Mate Beliefs
 More functional beliefs
 t do as well as others, 'm not a failure,
 If I don't do as well as
 others, I'm a failure.
 213
 If I d
 just human.
 If I ask for help when I need it, I'm sh
 roblem-solving abilities (which is
 strength).
 2 If I ask for help, it's a
 sign of weakness.
 (h sh
 is a sign of
 ing good
 fail at work/school, it's not a reflection of
 le self. (My whole self includes how
 at work/school, If I work/sch
 y whole
 am as a da
 and community member, and my qual
 kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulne
 Also, failure is not a permanent condition.
 I'm a failure as a
 person
 3. If I fail work/school
 friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen,
 ities of
 ure
 I shouldn't be able to excel at something unlessl
 am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to
 devote considerable time and effort toward it at
 the expense of other things).
 4. Ishould be able to
 excel at everything I
 try
 et
 I should put in a rea
 sonable amount of effort
 hould always work
 hard and do my best.
 much of the time.
 If I do less than my best, I have succeeded
 perhaps 70%, 80% or 90%; not 0%.
 6. I s
 6. If I don't live up to
 rmy potential, I have
 failed.
 I don't work hard all the time, ll probably do
 reasonably well and have a more balanced life.
 If I don't work h
 If I don't work hard all
 the time, I'll fail
 7.
 FIGURE 13.5, Fr
kosmonauttihai:
rollerskatinglizard:

ceekari:

stayhungry-stayfree:
This is a really helpful page in my CBT textbook for tackling some of the maladaptive beliefs we often hold. The first column lists the rules and assumptions we often may tell ourselves, while the second column is a more functional belief. Just thought I would pass this along. Be kind to yourselves, friends❤

Oh my god, number 5. And 6, and 7.
I frigging needed that.

Failure is not a permanent condition. 

The text on the image:
Maladaptive belief: 

If I don’t do as well as others, I’m a failure.More functional belief: 

If I don’t do as well as others, I’m not a failure, just human.


Maladaptive belief:  If I ask for help, it’s a sign of weakness.More functional belief: If I ask for help when I need it, I’m showing good problem-solving abilities (which is a sign of strength).
Maladaptive belief:  If I fail at work/school, I’m a failure as a person.More functional belief: 

If I fail at work/school, it’s not a reflection of my whole self. (My whole self includes how I am as a friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen, and community member, and my qualities of kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulness, etc.) Also, failure is not a permanent condition.
Maladaptive belief:  I should be able to excel at everything I try.More functional belief: I shouldn’t be able to excel at something unless I am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to devote considerable time and effort toward it at the expense of other things.
Maladaptive belief:  I should always work hard and do my best.More functional belief: I should put in a reasonable amount of effort much of the time.
Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t live up to my potential, I have failed.More functional belief: If I do less than my best, I have succeeded perhaps 70%, 80%, or 90%; not 0%.
Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll fail.More functional belief: 

If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll probably do reasonably well and have a more balanced life.

kosmonauttihai: rollerskatinglizard: ceekari: stayhungry-stayfree: This is a really helpful page in my CBT textbook for tackling some o...

I Have Failed: deltamajora: direstrider: miss-serket: lulanight: japhers: maniacalcat: going-foresightseeing: necrophilliacdave: xeshirem: vomitingelephantseal: funimationentertainment: timesnewromano: alpha-starr: dersekingdom: wingedaradia: skyebyrd: wingedaradia: timesnewromano: is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know its john jake’s glasses are slightly different brit they look exactly the same what r u on on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs. I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom. yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out ROSE OR ROXY??? i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck It’s Roxy, I think. Rose:  Roxy: above: gonna piss on a brick that’s what. it’s roxy rose’s face is wider lol Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom. Dave with pointy shades or Dirk??? Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3 …as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^ Here’s dave’s for comparison : Glasses free Jane or Jade? @lulanight It’s Jane The red is Jane and the blue is Jade There’s really a very small difference but it’s there Jane’s face fits over the image perfectly Dad Egbert or Dad Crocker @robotspaghetti
I Have Failed: deltamajora:
direstrider:

miss-serket:

lulanight:

japhers:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john
jake’s glasses are slightly different


brit they look exactly the same
what r u on


on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s
jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.
Rose: 

Roxy:

above:


gonna piss on a brick that’s what.


it’s roxy
rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.


Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

Here’s dave’s for comparison :

Glasses free Jane or Jade?

@lulanight
It’s Jane
The red is Jane and the blue is Jade
There’s really a very small difference but it’s there
Jane’s face fits over the image perfectly

Dad Egbert or Dad Crocker


@robotspaghetti

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