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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* β€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. β€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* β€œβ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* β€œβ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* β€œβ€˜Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* β€œβ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* β€œWait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* β€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. β€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* β€œβ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* β€œβ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* β€œβ€˜Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* β€œβ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* β€œWait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould...

Bitch, Cheating, and Definitely: Sprint LTE hey hey do you remember our maths class? oh, hi! yes i do remember maths class i miss having that class you know i miss looking at your hot face what? okay... thanks i guess. you should appreciate it more that I'm talking to you THAAAANKS I was just thinking, do you remember that ugly douche who sat next to you in that class? the what??? okay, do you want to Sprint LTE 3:05 P the what??? okay, do you want to tone yourself down a bit you know that we've been seeing each other for about 2 months now right? me and okay bitch wtf i was being nice to you no need to act like a total whore. i bet he beats you because your dumb and ugly. y do you come onto me if your taken??? i know you pose like a slut in your pictures on facebook for me bitch thank woah, what the hell you. ill definitely fall right into your arms after you call me a whore and slut and say that how about i say goodbye to you orever noW beats me listen im sorry dont go i forgive you Sprint LTE what the fuck, are you okay? like, in the head.. how about you make up to me for being a bitch and go on a date with me this saturday? yeah, alright, definitely! who are you kidding? fuck you then goat hahaha I was joking I dont want a date with you bitch whore im actually really nice there's hundreds of girls who want to date me you should think of yourself as lucky ah yes, im sure there are girls lining up for you when you use phrases like "bitch whore" LOL pathetic Sprint LTE 3:05 P there's hundreds of girls who want to date me you should think of yourself as lucky ah yes, im sure there are girls lining up for you when you use phrases like "bitch whore" LOL pathetic im gonna tell your bf your cheating on him anyway its so obvious you want me i have that affect on girls okay? im laughing so hard right now... youre kidding, right? you have to be i think this is enough for me, i think i'll go ahead and delete you now goodbye, nice chat' fuck u then slut, ill block you 0ε››0 Aa People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]
Bitch, Cheating, and Definitely: Sprint LTE
 hey
 hey
 do you remember our maths class?
 oh, hi!
 yes i do remember maths class
 i miss having that class you know
 i miss looking at your hot face
 what?
 okay... thanks i guess.
 you should appreciate it more that
 I'm talking to you
 THAAAANKS
 I was just thinking, do you
 remember that ugly douche who sat
 next to you in that class?
 the what??? okay, do you want to

 Sprint LTE
 3:05 P
 the what??? okay, do you want to
 tone yourself down a bit
 you know that we've been seeing
 each other for about 2 months now
 right?
 me and
 okay bitch wtf i was being nice to
 you no need to act like a total
 whore. i bet he beats you because
 your dumb and ugly. y do you come
 onto me if your taken??? i know you
 pose like a slut in your pictures on
 facebook for me bitch
 thank
 woah, what the hell
 you. ill definitely fall right into your
 arms after you call me a whore and
 slut and say that
 how about i say goodbye to you
 orever noW
 beats me
 listen im sorry dont go
 i forgive you

 Sprint LTE
 what the fuck, are you okay? like, in
 the head..
 how about you make up to me for
 being a bitch and go on a date with
 me this saturday?
 yeah, alright, definitely!
 who are you kidding?
 fuck you then goat
 hahaha I was joking I dont want a
 date with you bitch whore
 im actually really nice
 there's hundreds of girls who want
 to date me
 you should think of yourself as lucky
 ah yes, im sure there are girls lining
 up for you when you use phrases
 like "bitch whore" LOL
 pathetic

 Sprint LTE
 3:05 P
 there's hundreds of girls who want
 to date me
 you should think of yourself as lucky
 ah yes, im sure there are girls lining
 up for you when you use phrases
 like "bitch whore" LOL
 pathetic
 im gonna tell your bf your cheating
 on him anyway
 its so obvious you want me
 i have that affect on girls
 okay? im laughing so hard right
 now... youre kidding, right? you have
 to be
 i think this is enough for me, i think
 i'll go ahead and delete you now
 goodbye, nice chat'
 fuck u then slut, ill block you
 0ε››0 Aa
People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]

People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]