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Humphrey: bext-k: lem0nstealingwh0re: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey. I LOVE HUMPHREY
Humphrey: bext-k:

lem0nstealingwh0re:
Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

I LOVE HUMPHREY

bext-k: lem0nstealingwh0re: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey. I LOVE HUMPHREY

Humphrey: bext-k: lem0nstealingwh0re: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey. I LOVE HUMPHREY
Humphrey: bext-k:
lem0nstealingwh0re:
Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

I LOVE HUMPHREY

bext-k: lem0nstealingwh0re: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey. I LOVE HUMPHREY

Humphrey: 20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny 1. Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me off Them: Ok, knock knock! Me: Who's there? Them: confused silence 2. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. 3. What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1 4. "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes." "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow." 5. What is brown and sticky? A stick. 6. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers." 7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. 8. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" 9. A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field. 10. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 11. Walk up to someone You: pick a number Wait for them to pick one. You: Multiply it by 3 Them: ok You: divide it by 2 Them: ok You: add 6 Them: ok You: "Ok, thanks" then walk away. 12. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! 13. What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. 14. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan. 15. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Becuase the "P" is silent. 16. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey 17. What's a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel 18. A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus driver says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?" The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS IN MY EARS!" 19. Two dyslexics walk into a bra. 20. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts." Humor Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested. M Uber A little dry humor for your day.http://meme-rage.tumblr.com
Humphrey: 20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They
 Are Actually Funny
 1. Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to
 start me off
 Them: Ok, knock knock!
 Me: Who's there?
 Them: confused silence
 2. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no
 bell prize.
 3. What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1
 4. "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes." "Good, mine too,
 I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
 5. What is brown and sticky?
 A stick.
 6. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
 "We are both lawyers."
 7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
 In his sleevies.
 8. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,
 "how do you drive this thing?"
 9. A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a
 field.
 10. What's red and bad for your teeth?
 A brick.
 11. Walk up to someone
 You: pick a number
 Wait for them to pick one.
 You: Multiply it by 3
 Them: ok
 You: divide it by 2
 Them: ok
 You: add 6
 Them: ok
 You: "Ok, thanks" then walk away.
 12. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then
 it'd be a foot!
 13. What's white and can't climb trees?
 A fridge.
 14. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
 Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.
 15. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the
 bathroom?
 Becuase the "P" is silent.
 16. What do you call a camel with no humps?
 Humphrey
 17. What's a bagel that can fly?
 a plain bagel
 18. A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus
 driver says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?"
 The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE
 CARROTS IN MY EARS!"
 19. Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
 20. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel
 stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks,
 "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's
 drivin' me nuts."
 Humor
 Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested.
 M Uber
A little dry humor for your day.http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

A little dry humor for your day.http://meme-rage.tumblr.com