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How To: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street
How To: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street

How To: “Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via)
How To: “Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via)

“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via)

How To: my-discourse-blog: ryrythescienceguy: Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!). Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibiotics… today I’m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasn’t vaccinated until she was a teenager). This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and don’t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergens—by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth! If this sounds weird and backwards, it’s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better. NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT IT’S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!! Can confirm this is true. I’ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety.
How To: my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibiotics… today I’m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasn’t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and don’t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergens—by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, it’s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT IT’S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. I’ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety.

my-discourse-blog: ryrythescienceguy: Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, pl...

How To: How to Date During COVID
How To: How to Date During COVID

How to Date During COVID

How To: c-bassmeow: I don’t even know how to caption this and I literally studied creative writing wtf 😭😫😂
How To: c-bassmeow:

I don’t even know how to caption this and I literally studied creative writing wtf 😭😫😂

c-bassmeow: I don’t even know how to caption this and I literally studied creative writing wtf 😭😫😂

How To: How to choose the absolute best watermelon
How To: How to choose the absolute best watermelon

How to choose the absolute best watermelon

How To: This man knows how to win
How To: This man knows how to win

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How To: How to play Plague Inc.
How To: How to play Plague Inc.

How to play Plague Inc.

How To: leaddusthands: positive-memes: Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update full wholesome story here… This is so wholesome 💕
How To: leaddusthands:

positive-memes:



Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update

full wholesome story here…


This is so wholesome 💕

leaddusthands: positive-memes: Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update...

How To: chrispalmermusic: How To Annoy a Musician
How To: chrispalmermusic:

How To Annoy a Musician

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How To: Even better: using a terminal in front of a programmer who doesnt know how to use a terminal.
How To: Even better: using a terminal in front of a programmer who doesnt know how to use a terminal.

Even better: using a terminal in front of a programmer who doesnt know how to use a terminal.

How To: Life hack: how to trim a doggo (via: @tobythegentleman)
How To: Life hack: how to trim a doggo (via: @tobythegentleman)

Life hack: how to trim a doggo (via: @tobythegentleman)

How To: How to be a good police officer
How To: How to be a good police officer

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How To: Bird back with his homingboys to show them how to take a whirl on the whirlybird
How To: Bird back with his homingboys to show them how to take a whirl on the whirlybird

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How To: How to pick up Italian chicks
How To: How to pick up Italian chicks

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How To: Always date a Guitarist they know how to finger well.
How To: Always date a Guitarist they know how to finger well.

Always date a Guitarist they know how to finger well.

How To: Day 39 of quarantine….i am learning how to write in mandarin
How To: Day 39 of quarantine….i am learning how to write in mandarin

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How To: spoopernatural-2000: sixpenceee: How to find crabs Source This is why we stay far away from the ocean
How To: spoopernatural-2000:

sixpenceee:


How to find crabs
Source


This is why we stay far away from the ocean

spoopernatural-2000: sixpenceee: How to find crabs Source This is why we stay far away from the ocean

How To: Oh, so this is how to reproduce that weird issue
How To: Oh, so this is how to reproduce that weird issue

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How To: A front end developer eats alone because he doesn’t know how to join tables
How To: A front end developer eats alone because he doesn’t know how to join tables

A front end developer eats alone because he doesn’t know how to join tables

How To: witchesversuspatriarchy: Barbara Stanwyck showing how to deal with creeps who invade your personal space How to deal with them
How To: witchesversuspatriarchy:

Barbara Stanwyck showing how to deal with creeps who invade your personal space


How to deal with them

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How To: How to create a black hole!
How To: How to create a black hole!

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How To: Now I gotta be ugly and know how to fight
How To: Now I gotta be ugly and know how to fight

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How To: Now I gotta be ugly and know how to fight
How To: Now I gotta be ugly and know how to fight

Now I gotta be ugly and know how to fight

How To: I forgot how to flirt
How To: I forgot how to flirt

I forgot how to flirt

How To: Do I need to hire a cow to show you how to make milk?!
How To: Do I need to hire a cow to show you how to make milk?!

Do I need to hire a cow to show you how to make milk?!

How To: This is how to earn quick bucks
How To: This is how to earn quick bucks

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How To: How to be a sociopath (hero edition)
How To: How to be a sociopath (hero edition)

How to be a sociopath (hero edition)

How To: <Lecture> (How to be a Mind Reaver part.23)
How To: <Lecture> (How to be a Mind Reaver part.23)

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How To: How to get unmatched 101
How To: How to get unmatched 101

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How To: Teach others how to treat you
How To: Teach others how to treat you

Teach others how to treat you

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How To: How to be popular in 2020: “I have free weights at home.”  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

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How To: Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.
How To: Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

How To: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
How To: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook


bury me with this post it’s perfect


Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You can’t argue with the facts. 

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: as...

How To: When you used to play League of Legends and you also don’t know how to flirt
How To: When you used to play League of Legends and you also don’t know how to flirt

When you used to play League of Legends and you also don’t know how to flirt

How To: Idk how to start conversation, I can’t joke like this even close
How To: Idk how to start conversation, I can’t joke like this even close

Idk how to start conversation, I can’t joke like this even close

How To: How to show off your summer body in 2020. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme
How To: How to show off your summer body in 2020.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

How to show off your summer body in 2020. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

How To: tinyangrynerd: practicing, trying to learn how to actually draw this nasty man :T
How To: tinyangrynerd:

practicing, trying to learn how to actually draw this nasty man :T

tinyangrynerd: practicing, trying to learn how to actually draw this nasty man :T

How To: This policeman knows how to do his job of serving and protecting.
How To: This policeman knows how to do his job of serving and protecting.

This policeman knows how to do his job of serving and protecting.

How To: How to program in COBOL
How To: How to program in COBOL

How to program in COBOL

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How To: How to get her attention in 2020.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #meme #motivation #workout #gymaholic

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