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Cute, Food, and Target: inukag-4ever:Even though Kagome’s busy fighting youkai, she still has time to fantasize about bein’ a cute lil’ housewife making food for her hanyou
Cute, Food, and Target: inukag-4ever:Even though Kagome’s busy fighting youkai, she still has time to fantasize about bein’ a cute lil’ housewife making food for her hanyou

inukag-4ever:Even though Kagome’s busy fighting youkai, she still has time to fantasize about bein’ a cute lil’ housewife making food for he...

Advice, Alive, and Ass: English Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches,breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surp Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. plait, promise, pal. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem
Advice, Alive, and Ass: English Pronunciation
 If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will
 be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers
 in the world.
 After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of
 hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
 Dearest creature in creation,
 Study English pronunciation.
 I will teach you in my verse
 Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
 I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
 Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
 Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
 So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
 Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
 Dies and diet, lord and word,
 Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
 (Mind the latter, how it's written.)
 Now I surely will not plague you
 With such words as plaque and ague.
 But be careful how you speak:
 Say break and steak, but bleak and streak
 Cloven, oven, how and low,
 Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
 Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
 Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
 Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
 Exiles, similes, and reviles;
 Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
 Solar, mica, war and far;
 One, anemone, Balmoral,
 Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
 Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
 Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
 Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
 Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
 Blood and flood are not like food,
 Nor is mould like should and would.
 Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
 Toward, to forward, to reward.
 And your pronunciation's OK
 When you correctly say croquet,
 Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
 Friend and fiend, alive and live.
 Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
 And enamour rhyme with hammer.
 River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
 Doll and roll and some and home.
 Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
 Neither does devour with clangour.
 Souls but foul, haunt but aunt
 Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
 Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
 And then singer, ginger, linger,
 Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
 Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
 Query does not rhyme with very,
 Nor does fury sound like bury.
 Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
 Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
 Though the differences seem little,
 We say actual but victual.
 Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
 FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
 Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
 Dull, bull, and George ate late.
 Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
 Science, conscience, scientific
 Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
 Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
 We say hallowed, but allowed,
 People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
 Mark the differences, moreover,
 Between mover, cover, clover;
 Leeches,breeches, wise, precise
 Chalice, but police and lice;
 Camel, constable, unstable,
 Principle, disciple, label.
 Petal, panel, and canal,
 Wait, surp
 Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
 Senator, spectator, mayor.
 Tour, but our and succour, four.
 Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
 Sea, idea, Korea, area,
 Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
 Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
 Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
 Compare alien with Italian,
 Dandelion and battalion.
 plait, promise, pal.
 Sally with ally, yea, ye,
 Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
 Say aver, but ever, fever,
 Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
 Heron, granary, canary.
 Crevice and device and aerie.
 Face, but preface, not efface.
 Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas.
 Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
 Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
 Ear, but earn and wear and tear
 Do not rhyme with here but ere.
 Seven is right, but so is even,
 Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
 Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
 Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
 Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
 Is a paling stout and spikey?
 Won't it make you lose your wits,
 Writing groats and saying grits?
 It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
 Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
 Islington and Isle of Wight,
 Housewife, verdict and indict.
 Finally, which rhymes with enough,
 Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
 Hiccough has the sound of cup.
 My advice is to give up!!!
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
lolzandtrollz:

Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

Af, Crazy, and Dad: TARK actually daniel avidan -james elrod jr. self-destructive for the aesthetic used to be too nice but doesn't give a shit now looks good in anything -don't talk to them about homestuck -bitter af acts like they don't care but actually holds grudges -has a hit list likes girls (a lot) lazytown trash lowkey weeaboo -7 years has crazy christian parents non-offensive sjw CHARD THE DAD AVE ME -jesus made me gay fam is on tinder but belongs on christian mingle leather daddies pure volunteers themself as captive housewife alcohol poisoning chile everyone hated them in middle school bc they won EVERYTHING would marry an avocado doesn't know the difference between spanish and english clingy af plays videogames school crushes on everyone asks how you're doing so they can tell you their problems self-loathing!! TORSTED AZZ HANDS CHEESE BARNACLES -steals lunches from other people -on track team but also lazy -likes younger guys -lowkey dead inside -in high-level classes but has no motivation laugh that could cure cancer -only realized their limits after it was too late -loves body horror -wears shirts for things they don't even know -the productive friend" -bffs with the librarian -part of a cult -doesn't use technology does calligraphy but otherwise has average handwriting -will yell at you for not doing your homework <p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>
Af, Crazy, and Dad: TARK
 actually daniel avidan
 -james elrod jr.
 self-destructive for
 the aesthetic
 used to be too nice but
 doesn't give a shit now
 looks good in anything
 -don't talk to them
 about homestuck
 -bitter af
 acts like they don't
 care but actually holds
 grudges
 -has a hit list
 likes girls (a lot)
 lazytown trash
 lowkey weeaboo
 -7 years
 has crazy christian
 parents
 non-offensive sjw
 CHARD
 THE
 DAD
 AVE ME
 -jesus made me gay fam
 is on tinder but belongs
 on christian mingle
 leather daddies
 pure
 volunteers themself as
 captive housewife
 alcohol poisoning
 chile
 everyone hated them in
 middle school bc they won
 EVERYTHING
 would marry an avocado
 doesn't know the
 difference between
 spanish and english
 clingy af
 plays videogames
 school
 crushes on everyone
 asks how you're doing
 so they can tell you
 their problems
 self-loathing!!
 TORSTED
 AZZ HANDS
 CHEESE
 BARNACLES
 -steals lunches from
 other people
 -on track team but also
 lazy
 -likes younger guys
 -lowkey dead inside
 -in high-level classes but
 has no motivation
 laugh that could cure
 cancer
 -only realized their
 limits after it was too
 late
 -loves body horror
 -wears shirts for
 things they don't even
 know
 -the productive
 friend"
 -bffs with the
 librarian
 -part of a cult
 -doesn't use
 technology
 does calligraphy but
 otherwise has
 average handwriting
 -will yell at you for
 not doing your
 homework
<p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>

Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:submitted by @its-just-robin