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hobos: epicdndmemes: When you spend endless hours making a roleplay centric campaign and get a party just for them to be murder hobos.
hobos: epicdndmemes:

When you spend endless hours making a roleplay centric campaign and get a party just for them to be murder hobos.

epicdndmemes: When you spend endless hours making a roleplay centric campaign and get a party just for them to be murder hobos.

hobos: epicdndmemes: When you spend endless hours making a roleplay centric campaign and get a party just for them to be murder hobos.
hobos: epicdndmemes:

When you spend endless hours making a roleplay centric campaign and get a party just for them to be murder hobos.

epicdndmemes: When you spend endless hours making a roleplay centric campaign and get a party just for them to be murder hobos.

hobos: MOE HOBOE TIO5MMOE BHAE0c E 🎬О том как развлекаются дедули и бабули😏☺️ mad_video Оцените видео от 1 до 10 👇🏻
hobos: MOE HOBOE
 TIO5MMOE BHAE0c
 E
🎬О том как развлекаются дедули и бабули😏☺️ mad_video Оцените видео от 1 до 10 👇🏻

🎬О том как развлекаются дедули и бабули😏☺️ mad_video Оцените видео от 1 до 10 👇🏻

hobos: KpacHoe Beloe ΠIO5ΠIO OTKPblBATb LIA CE69 HOBOE y MEHA WTOΠOP ECTb. @krasnoebeloe для тех кто соскучился по отличному юмору и прикольным картинкам, подписывайся на @krasnoebeloe - хорошее настроение гарантировано!
hobos: KpacHoe
 Beloe
 ΠIO5ΠIO OTKPblBATb
 LIA CE69 HOBOE
 y MEHA WTOΠOP ECTb.
@krasnoebeloe для тех кто соскучился по отличному юмору и прикольным картинкам, подписывайся на @krasnoebeloe - хорошее настроение гарантировано!

@krasnoebeloe для тех кто соскучился по отличному юмору и прикольным картинкам, подписывайся на @krasnoebeloe - хорошее настроение гарант...

hobos: BAM HOBOE Дал угла🙊 failru
hobos: BAM HOBOE
Дал угла🙊 failru

Дал угла🙊 failru

hobos: hadanelith I'll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So l open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I'm not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more vampire boner fest The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GirlT, Sue is Not Like Other Girls TM, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyTM for a boyfriend. We'll call him Dickhead Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True LoveM who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left youl He's been 'instinctively protecting her from rapists by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that's not fucking terrifying at all. Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoidedl Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve. So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop" This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that l inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years When the magic al burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and its all a bit of a blur A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????lIlll and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Sorry to bring this searing back into your lives fam, but I feel it's worth noting that people are tagging this as an"ancient relic" of tumblr text posts and how they're so happy they see this every year and like guys, I hate to tell you this, but uh, this post is only six months old. I posted in on March 3rd 2016. It only seems like years because every time you see it you age five years thebibliosphere #crucifix nail nipples rides immortal #10ng post #nstw 182,818 notes Aug 6th, 2016 I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES
hobos: hadanelith
 I'll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words "crucifix nail nipples" into a
 conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join
 me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way
 I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of
 it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please?
 All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an
 easy editing gig by my senior editor. It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight
 movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven't edited a single
 thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So l open the file and notice
 there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous
 was about to go down, but you see I'm not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and
 bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm
 just editing one more vampire boner fest
 The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GirlT, Sue is Not Like Other Girls TM, she is
 pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyTM for a
 boyfriend. We'll call him Dickhead
 Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he
 knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is
 a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of
 blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words
 hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that
 was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting
 Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the
 morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead.
 Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to
 get weirder
 Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding
 on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is
 heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of
 her One True LoveM who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead
 never really left youl He's been 'instinctively protecting her from rapists by hiding out on her roof
 and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because
 that's not fucking terrifying at all.
 Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh
 if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoidedl Meanwhile
 Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have
 given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to
 get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes
 his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic
 that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True
 Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone
 not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes
 off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will
 never again look on her again and know she is Pure
 If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve.
 So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh
 burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her
 breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because
 he loved her so and couldn't stop"
 This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my
 last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the
 afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that l inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is
 somehow still with me after all these years
 When the magic al burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with a
 dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never
 make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he
 fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true
 monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she
 has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous
 of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which
 was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started
 drinking heavily at this point and its all a bit of a blur
 A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And
 he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for
 luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i
 screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited
 completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul
 couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????lIlll and the book was immediately
 pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a
 friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement
 And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped
 her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME
 Sorry to bring this searing back into your lives fam, but I feel it's worth noting that people are tagging
 this as an"ancient relic" of tumblr text posts and how they're so happy they see this every year and
 like guys, I hate to tell you this, but uh, this post is only six months old. I posted in on March 3rd 2016.
 It only seems like years because every time you see it you age five years
 thebibliosphere
 #crucifix nail nipples rides immortal
 #10ng post
 #nstw
 182,818 notes Aug 6th, 2016
I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES

I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES