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    His: animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3

                
            

            
            
animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as paym...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: Until someone kill his dog
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    His: ups-dogs:Charmer the goat loves his UPS man. He greets him everytime he has a delivery.❤️
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: ups-dogs:Charmer the goat loves his UPS man. He greets him everytime he has a delivery.❤️
                
            

            
            
ups-dogs:Charmer the goat loves his UPS man. He greets him everytime he has a delivery.❤️

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: Day 7 of the quarantine: Taco is about to live up to his name according to this new Chinese recipe!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: Day 7 of the quarantine: Taco is about to live up to his name according to this new Chinese recipe!
                
            

            
            
Day 7 of the quarantine: Taco is about to live up to his name according to this new Chinese recipe!

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: Putin campaigning for his next election 69420 (Colourised)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Putin campaigning for his next election 69420 (Colourised)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: This policeman knows how to do his job of serving and protecting.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    His: ups-dogs:Our awesome UPS guy, Todd with his favorite girl, Madison.San Luis Obispo, CA
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: ups-dogs:Our awesome UPS guy, Todd with his favorite girl, Madison.San Luis Obispo, CA
                
            

            
            
ups-dogs:Our awesome UPS guy, Todd with his favorite girl, Madison.San Luis Obispo, CA

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: He who believes in Allah and the Last Day should treat his neighbour with kindness [Muslim]
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    His: My 23 Year Old Brother Decided to Shave His Hair and Beard so That He Could Look Like an Old Man…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: My 23 Year Old Brother Decided to Shave His Hair and Beard so That He Could Look Like an Old Man…
                
            

            
            
My 23 Year Old Brother Decided to Shave His Hair and Beard so That He Could Look Like an Old Man…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: My town has a local street artist that changes his mural a few times a week to keep up with current events. This went up today.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: My town has a local street artist that changes his mural a few times a week to keep up with current events. This went up today.
                
            

            
            
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    His: My town has a local street artist that changes his mural a few times a week to keep up with current events. This went up today.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: My town has a local street artist that changes his mural a few times a week to keep up with current events. This went up today.
                
            

            
            
My town has a local street artist that changes his mural a few times a week to keep up with current events. This went up today.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: My Art History professor sent this as a promise to his students
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    His: colettes:
His grandson, Laurie, put the idea into his head.

 I know he did.



LITTLE WOMEN 2019 | dir. Greta Gerwig

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: colettes:
His grandson, Laurie, put the idea into his head.

 I know he did.



LITTLE WOMEN 2019 | dir. Greta Gerwig

                
                

                
            

            
            
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His grandson, Laurie, put the idea into his head.

 I know he did.



LITTLE WOMEN 2019 | dir. Greta Gerwig


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: This kid hit his bike against a car. In Taiwan, any traffic accident requires a breathalyzer test.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: This kid hit his bike against a car. In Taiwan, any traffic accident requires a breathalyzer test.
                
            

            
            
This kid hit his bike against a car. In Taiwan, any traffic accident requires a breathalyzer test.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20
                
            

            
            
My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: His wife be like : “Am I a joke to you?” ಠ ل͟ ಠ
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: His wife be like : “Am I a joke to you?” ಠ ل͟ ಠ
                
            

            
            
His wife be like : “Am I a joke to you?” ಠ ل͟ ಠ

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: animalrates:This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he’s handsome
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: animalrates:This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he’s handsome
                
            

            
            
animalrates:This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he’s handsome

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: Not giving up his shot.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    His: He taught himself a new skill because he loves his friend :)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    His: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

                
            

            
            
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kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    His: animalrates:This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that’s just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: animalrates:This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that’s just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10
                
                

                
            

            
            
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    His: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                His: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
                
            

            
            
ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...