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Hes Doing: marauders4evr I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn't a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin's camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there's no way this could possibly go wrong... marauders4evr spaceship-amie honestly the MOMENT harry found out about the prophecy he should've created a wizards jackass Harry: Owill now drink eightglasses of milkin threeminutes. Hermione: Nope! Nonyou won't! No, you won't. trickstergames @blackkatmagic joisbishmyoga 1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she's already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid 2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers milkshakesandknives But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of "anything potter can do, I can do better!" the ean't) But, I'll it would take is for Harry to say is "scared Malfoy?" and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower themiscyra1983 "DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN'T COVER YOU" "LEAVE IT, Granger, I'm DOING this" "HE'S DOING THIS HERMIONE" marauders4evr YES THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS! marauders4evr died-by-gendering replied to your post: I still say the most unrealistic part Aa I Except that Dumbledore told Hary that not all prophecies come true Draco and Harry, already halfway down the tower with no chance of stopping or slowing down: He said WHA mzuul I had to draw it.. PAWN
Hes Doing: marauders4evr
 I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there
 wasn't a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a
 shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron
 stood by with Colin's camera because if the prophecy says that he
 has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him
 ergo there's no way this could possibly go wrong...
 marauders4evr
 spaceship-amie
 honestly the MOMENT harry
 found out about the prophecy
 he should've created a
 wizards jackass
 Harry:
 Owill now drink eightglasses
 of milkin threeminutes.
 Hermione:
 Nope! Nonyou won't!
 No, you won't.
 trickstergames
 @blackkatmagic
 joisbishmyoga
 1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she's already a frazzled
 mess from her academics, poor kid
 2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of
 the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers
 milkshakesandknives
 But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco
 has the mindset of "anything potter can do, I can do better!" the
 ean't)
 But, I'll it would take is for Harry to say is "scared Malfoy?"
 and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race
 down the astronomy tower
 themiscyra1983
 "DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT
 INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN'T
 COVER YOU"
 "LEAVE IT, Granger, I'm DOING this"
 "HE'S DOING THIS HERMIONE"
 marauders4evr
 YES
 THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS!
 marauders4evr
 died-by-gendering replied to your post: I still say the most unrealistic part
 Aa
 I Except that Dumbledore told Hary that not all prophecies come true
 Draco and Harry, already halfway down the tower with no
 chance of stopping or slowing down: He said WHA
 mzuul
 I had to draw it..
 PAWN

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Hes Doing: Godzilla Tag Yourself
 That Ain't Falco
 Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
 -Is there
 Grumpy Cat
 Butterfly
 I say your justice qoes too far!
 -Sometimes smol
 Good dad
 r you but
 Badderfly
 justice doesn't go
 you mock in
 -drives environmentally
 -Good Babysitter
 -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
 middle school
 too far enough!
 friendly car
 Can count how many
 -Wasn't invited
 -Screams
 moth friend
 wants to be helpful
 are about
 fensive
 on one hand.
 -Kinda Selish
 -Needs to slow down
 Boba Fett
 Didn't do much
 Kanga-Rex
 Palpatine
 Kamacurry
 -Mob mentality
 -Always blends in
 -Tries
 st kicks
 uly
 Talks big game
 Itsy Bitsy
 -loved by all
 -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
 Moral Support
 -Awesome
 -Kinda overrated
 -Only one who sees the
 big picture
 -Stunt double
 ary
 aks big Cam
 Might not even be real
 Has the laugh that
 gets everyone going
 -Secretly a toad
 pams twitch chat
 school
 -Makes a
 egg casserole
 Literal grime
 Savage even when
 not trying
 -Used to be a big deal
 -Don't disturb
 -Got big plans
 SPAAACE
 Monty Mole
 r but doesn't rare
 Is just here to raise the roof.
 Mecha Ghidio
 u but smarter
 -Sophisticated horoscope reader
 -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
 -Back by unpopular demand
 Little Shop of Horrors
 -Who are you? I'm you but
 less privileged
 -Has taken up a new leaf
 handlla s but thinks he could
 -Knows there isn't a spoon.
 All according to plan
 -Won't leave his couch fort
 a trench coat
 a pokemon
 Sill is hut can't kiss
 Is probably only good because it
 benefits him
 -ls in a bad mood and fixing
 to take it out on you
 -ls so done all the timeA
 Frieza
 Switches to vour main after
 beating you in smash bros
 -Looks up to Jason Voorhees
 s hetter than
 Knows it
 Lovebirds
 -Brings a tactical warhead on first date
 -cocky teens
 Lil Green
 -Awkward phase
 Diggersby
 -smoler
 -picks on things more
 e
 True Armadillo Facts
 Red Lobster
 Mis
 Ghidio
 the
 downtrodder
 -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
 -Good guard dog
 -Came to attack people and is having a good time
 l
 -pure
 -Didn't ask for this
 small than him
 -Didn't deserve any of this
 -Except for that one time
 -Surprisingly Reliable
 T peo
 -Notorious party crasher
 -Easy Target
 ple's hero
 -Won't die
 -has regrets
 -Came for f
 T -esteem
 F-Type
 Master Splinter
 Titanic Tuna
 Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
 ett tt in
 Megatron
 - Has no clue what
 you? I'm vou
 Robot Chicken
 of JUSTICE
 but shinier
 he's doing
 ececut bimself in
 -Lonely
 piggyback rides
 -Communicates
 -Doesn't know why he's here
 but is happy to help
 is head
 -Goodenforcer
 Hator mat
 woodshop
 Edgemeister
 anybody's way
 mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
 List of skills include
 bi best
 breaking things
 sily influenced
 Has 50 different
 Will wreck you in karaoke
 -Is there for you
 -Never not smiling
 -Good cop
 in to
 ways to kill you
 -big bro friend
 his tunes
 Fullmetal
 Kirby
 Flygon
 Grouchy Kitty
 -Who are you?
 not you,
 Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
 Who are you? The terminator
 have promising future
 Still voung at heart"
 -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
 on full blast
 Still does?
 The queen
 imlot of crap for Insecure
 -Intentionally has dog poop
 your lawn
 Came to ruin everything
 Now brute forces everything
 -It's mine now
 eating habits
 -Identity crisis
 -Most expressive
 -ls a black belt
 Mayhe redeemable
 -Just wants to go on a family picnic
 .Drinks tears
 -killed a man
 plays a golden fiddle
 -beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

Hes Doing: hansarai: burgerwizard: this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there hes doing the best he can
Hes Doing: hansarai:
burgerwizard:

this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there

hes doing the best he can

hansarai: burgerwizard: this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there hes doing the best he can

Hes Doing: mememaster: batreaux: hes doing a great job he’ll be done in no time @wedothemanlybonding
Hes Doing: mememaster:

batreaux:

hes doing a great job

he’ll be done in no time


@wedothemanlybonding

mememaster: batreaux: hes doing a great job he’ll be done in no time @wedothemanlybonding

Hes Doing: 15 Funniest Things People Have Said In Their Sleep 1. My college roommate sat up, said "F**k you, Batman. You owe me twenty dollars," and fell back down again. %3D 2. The one that sticks out in my mind is my boyfriend sitting up in bed and ever so slowly giving me a thumbs up ... then going back to sleep. My ex-girlfriend once told me that I sat up in 3. bed, asked her "where the f*ck is all the money?" stared at her blankly for a second, then said "ah, right, at the bank" and went back to sleep. 4. A friend of mine sleepwalks, and I was sleeping over that night. It's about 1 am when he yells, "GOD DAMNIT, IM F*CKING THIRSTY." He walks into the kitchen that and goes to grab a water bottle. His yelling woke up his father, and he asks him what he's doing. He points at the water bottle in his hand and says "I'm thirsty and I want water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOTHERF*CKING CAN OF SOUP." 5. My husband rolled over while dead asleep, snuggled me and said "you are the burning ember in the jungles of my night" I was enjoying a night over at my friend's house when we were 15yo. We were making hamburgers with fried eggs. I thought it had 6. enough oil on the pan but nope, it burned right up and got stuck in the pan. Of course I scraped the egg off and still ate it. When we were sleeping, my friend got up, looked at me and mumbled something like "..f*cking idiot can't even fry eggs..." then turned around and went back to sleep. I felt so vulnerable. 7. When my younger brother was around 12 and I was in my mid-twenties, I came home from a night out and he was sleeping on my couch. He stood up, looked at me, and said very forcefully, "Stop wasting the science." Then whispered, "Keep it safe." 8. I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife struggling to get out of bed. I asked her what was going on and she replied with "I need to press the button!" I could tell she was still half asleep so I said "Come back to bed, I already pressed the button for you" She then, in a very condescending tone, said "You don't even know how!" 9. Freshman year of college I started barking in my sleep. My roommate woke up and started yelling for me to wake up because he thought there was a dog in the room. We were both REALLY confused for about a minute. 10. My boyfriend frequently talks in his sleep. His last one was "Whiskey sounds like something you would feed to cats, who have whiskers." 11. "I have to find my ostrich! I need a giant omelet!" 12. An old college roommate of mine once said "WALL-E, you robot slut!" 13. My girlfriend told me that a few weeks ago I said in my sleep, "there's a hidden meaning in Bambi. His mum's an alcoholic." 14. In my sophomore year of college, I was staying over in my friends' room, sleeping on their floor (I'm a dude, they are 2 ladies). They told me that in the middle of the night, I shot completely upright and after a few seconds, held up my hands and said "ladies, ladies please. There's enough for everyone" and then went right back to sleep. 15. When my brother was younger (about 6), he fell off the top bunk in his sleep. He climbed back up and lay down, still asleep. I asked him what was happening and he said "a bad guy just punched me in the arm". Turns out he broke his arm and tried to sleep it off. alwaysabeautifullife: rappkea: alex-serthes: ave-aria: borl2008: Yup okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep. My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.” So, apparently when I’m really stressed, I’ll occasionally talk in my sleep. At camp, at one point, I jumped out of my bunk bed, yelled at the top of my lungs “THE THUNDER, THE THUNDER!” then got back into bed. When I worked at a Boy Scout Camp one summer and I taught a small class on birds. And my cabin mate would tell me that on numerous occasions, I would sit up in my sleeping bag and teach my Bird Study class in my sleep. My dad fell asleep on the floor once after work, as the rest of the family was sitting in the leaving room reading and watching tv, he sat up and yelled “No! NO!! NOT THE SHERMAN EXIT! HONEY DONT TAKE THE SHERMAN EXIT!” Then fell back asleep
Hes Doing: 15 Funniest Things People
 Have Said In Their Sleep
 1. My college roommate sat up, said "F**k you,
 Batman. You owe me twenty dollars," and fell
 back down again.
 %3D
 2. The one that sticks out in my mind is my
 boyfriend sitting up in bed and ever so slowly
 giving me a thumbs up ... then going back to
 sleep.
 My ex-girlfriend once told me that I sat up in
 3.
 bed, asked her "where the f*ck is all the
 money?" stared at her blankly for a second,
 then said "ah, right, at the bank" and went back
 to sleep.
 4. A friend of mine sleepwalks, and I was sleeping
 over that night. It's about 1 am when he yells,
 "GOD DAMNIT, IM F*CKING THIRSTY." He walks
 into the kitchen that and goes to grab a water
 bottle. His yelling woke up his father, and he
 asks him what he's doing. He points at the
 water bottle in his hand and says "I'm thirsty
 and I want water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS
 MOTHERF*CKING CAN OF SOUP."
 5. My husband rolled over while dead asleep,
 snuggled me and said "you are the burning
 ember in the jungles of my night"

 I was enjoying a night over at my friend's house
 when we were 15yo. We were making
 hamburgers with fried eggs. I thought it had
 6.
 enough oil on the pan but nope, it burned right
 up and got stuck in the pan. Of course I scraped
 the egg off and still ate it. When we were
 sleeping, my friend got up, looked at me and
 mumbled something like "..f*cking idiot can't
 even fry eggs..." then turned around and went
 back to sleep. I felt so vulnerable.
 7. When my younger brother was around 12 and I
 was in my mid-twenties, I came home from a
 night out and he was sleeping on my couch. He
 stood up, looked at me, and said very forcefully,
 "Stop wasting the science." Then whispered,
 "Keep it safe."
 8. I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife
 struggling to get out of bed. I asked her what
 was going on and she replied with "I need to
 press the button!" I could tell she was still half
 asleep so I said "Come back to bed, I already
 pressed the button for you" She then, in a very
 condescending tone, said "You don't even know
 how!"
 9. Freshman year of college I started barking in my
 sleep. My roommate woke up and started
 yelling for me to wake up because he thought
 there was a dog in the room. We were both
 REALLY confused for about a minute.

 10. My boyfriend frequently talks in his sleep. His
 last one was "Whiskey sounds like something
 you would feed to cats, who have whiskers."
 11. "I have to find my ostrich! I need a giant
 omelet!"
 12. An old college roommate of mine once said
 "WALL-E, you robot slut!"
 13. My girlfriend told me that a few weeks ago I
 said in my sleep, "there's a hidden meaning in
 Bambi. His mum's an alcoholic."
 14. In my sophomore year of college, I was staying
 over in my friends' room, sleeping on their floor
 (I'm a dude, they are 2 ladies). They told me
 that in the middle of the night, I shot
 completely upright and after a few seconds,
 held up my hands and said "ladies, ladies
 please. There's enough for everyone" and then
 went right back to sleep.
 15. When my brother was younger (about 6), he fell
 off the top bunk in his sleep. He climbed back
 up and lay down, still asleep. I asked him what
 was happening and he said "a bad guy just
 punched me in the arm".
 Turns out he broke his arm and tried to sleep it
 off.
alwaysabeautifullife:

rappkea:

alex-serthes:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

So, apparently when I’m really stressed, I’ll occasionally talk in my sleep. At camp, at one point, I jumped out of my bunk bed, yelled at the top of my lungs “THE THUNDER, THE THUNDER!” then got back into bed.

When I worked at a Boy Scout Camp one summer and I taught a small class on birds. And my cabin mate would tell me that on numerous occasions, I would sit up in my sleeping bag and teach my Bird Study class in my sleep.

My dad fell asleep on the floor once after work, as the rest of the family was sitting in the leaving room reading and watching tv, he sat up and yelled “No! NO!! NOT THE SHERMAN EXIT! HONEY DONT TAKE THE SHERMAN EXIT!” Then fell back asleep

alwaysabeautifullife: rappkea: alex-serthes: ave-aria: borl2008: Yup okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the...

Hes Doing: hansarai: burgerwizard: this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there hes doing the best he can
Hes Doing: hansarai:

burgerwizard:

this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there

hes doing the best he can

hansarai: burgerwizard: this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there hes doing the best he can