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Funny, Smashing, and Her: When her joke not even funny but you tryna
smash
😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/McEm4BTHau
😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/McEm4BTHau
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
and the girl under his bed starts
laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...
Apparently, Chinese Food, and Food: Kimberly Yam
@kimmythepooh
You're 8 years old
Your 3rd grade class orders chinese
food & your father delivers it. You are
so excited to see your pops in school
He's your hero. But apparently other
kids don't think he's so cool. They
laugh at him and mimic his accent.
You don't want to be Chinese
anymore
@kimmythepooh tells the remarkable story of growing up with people’s racism to her ethnic background. What a powerful story 🤲👊
@kimmythepooh tells the remarkable story of growing up with people’s racism to her ethnic background. What a powerful story 🤲👊
Bless Up, Dogs, and Love: My 90 year old neighbor hasn't walked
her dog in years so I volunteered to do it
for her. So proud of Buddy's weight loss!
@DrSmashlove
Reddit u/strikeoutsteph
To all of u who are like “omg humans suck I’m so over it that’s why I love dogs” ok first of all bih I AGREE 😂. But just remember that humans have a limitless capacity for love, compassion and understanding and they set an example if only we choose to reflect on it - there are angels among us - @strikeoutsteph u da real MVP - bless up! 🔥❤️
To all of u who are like “omg humans suck I’m so over it that’s why I love dogs” ok first of all bih I AGREE 😂. But just remember that human...
Dewey, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNow
MOVIES
FACT #1017
Originally in the script for School of Rock.
Dewey was supposed to have run the teacher
over before she came to school which stopped
her from teaching the class for 5 weeks, before
they changed it to her falling in the shower
instead
What's your favorite Jack Black movie?🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood schoolofrock mrscheebly rock jackblack
What's your favorite Jack Black movie?🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and p...
Funny, Gucci, and Internet: paola
@paolalien
stuff i saw when i was in china
4: TZ-030
GUCCI GUCCI
3
GUCCI GUCCI
8/15/18, 8:11 AM
10.4K Retweets 36.9K Likes
lesbianmichelmishina:
uglyemo:
i need both of these now
the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.
this is the EXACT kind of knowledge i absolutely had no idea i so badly needed
lesbianmichelmishina: uglyemo: i need both of these now the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting...
Beautiful, Life, and Love: alistair king
@ALsparkles
You will never read a more
beautiful social media post in your
life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Twin love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2nLSxa8
Twin love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2nLSxa8
Beautiful, Life, and Love: alistair king
@ALsparkles
You will never read a more
beautiful social media post in your
life.
Jim Clark
1w
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-
blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has
O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of
life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and
then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think
anything of it until after we took his blood and he
asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was
giving his life for hers. Thankfully, they'll both be
fine
Twin love
Twin love
Goals, Black, and Today: lex
@alexaknierim
while bartending today, a guy
comes in, hands me $40 & says
"a woman in a green hat & black
shirt is coming in later that's a
FOX. tell her drinks on me." later
she comes in & i tell her about it.
she starts laughing & says "that
was my husband" if that ain't
goals idk what is
Partner Goals
Partner Goals
Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
く@
2
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace
HOW IM TRYNNA BE TONIGHT!!!
HOW IM TRYNNA BE TONIGHT!!!
Apparently, Cum, and Meme: MAKE ME CUM
AND I'LL MAKE SURE JOAN
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A GOOD
oovIT'S STILL
I MEAN...
'BREAKING HER LEGS
IP THEY RE TOO WOBBLy TO USE,
RIGHT?
YOU ARE~
JUST FuCK ME uP,
NIKOS
Hesthetice-Meme
Hesthetice-Meme
aestheticc-meme:
Cardi Bulli debutCommission for @nwdecontact of Pyrrha and Nora bullying Cardi.Cardi Winchester’s design belongs to @raspberrycreampie and @nwdecontactalso, sorry if i was MIA for a week, I was sick with the flu. But I’m healed up so back to the that grind!EDIT: Apparently tumblr decided to lower the quality of images like some kind of mad man here are the HQ linksTXT verTXTless ver
nsfw
aestheticc-meme: Cardi Bulli debutCommission for @nwdecontact of Pyrrha and Nora bullying Cardi.Cardi Winchester’s design belongs to @raspb...
