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Bad, Definitely, and Google: //sample ansvers from various interviews 178//Question: Write code to find out if a nunber is odd. 179 //Candidate: Qk give me a minute sounds of typing 180 /Candidate: My ansver is voice changes noticeably from speaking-voice to reading-voice //Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100 182 //Me suspecting that the candi 183 I/Candidate: It means that ve find the percentage of i in 2 googled it*: ok, and can you explain to me what does that line mean? 2 Why are ve f 14 //I walked the candidate through this code carefully single"in the last two lines. This is a candidate who had 8 years total experience twice. There are no typos, not the " 1", and not the 186 //Me "with a nice voice but nalicious intent* : I understand that it is complicated. Have you ever used this tore //Candidate "with obvious reliet: No,never! This is my first tine using it 18 /Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100 100; rtil) 193 194 //Question: Find all the odd numbers between 0-100 //Candidate: I am sorry, I have forgotten the exact formala for finding odd numbers 23 //candidate said that finding only the odd numbers was too difficult, and this nethod will find ALL numbers, so 196 /Candidate: I understand, but I cannot recall the formala, so I cannot find these numbers 27 //Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100 200 /Question: Can you tell me about your professional history? //candidate: I try my absolute best to make ธure that my code does not have too many errors before I take it 29 30 the odd numbers between 0 and 205 /Question: Count down from 700 to 200 in decrements of coreot'hinunitt? completely the odd numbers between 0-100 211 I/Me: And if I fixed the syntax errors, will it work then? 213 214 //Me: And why is that2 //Candidate: It has logic errors, too you like //Candidate: I have been programming for 10 years. 5 years as a hobby, and 5 professionally. know PHP, Ruby JS (including both node, angular), MongoDB, Myso, PostgresoL, and more /Me: Nice. What have //candidate: In the 5 years where I worked professionally, I have worked in 4 companies as a webdex. I have multiples sites up, all done from scratch. Some I developed solo, and sone as part of a team. I do both front-end and back-end development. I am ready to tackle any challenge! /Me: ok. using your language of choice, can you find all the odd numbers between 0-1002 7 //Question: Find all the odd numbers betwveen 0-100 you used your skills for? 50 I/I asked the candidate what this code was supposed to do, and the candidate replied: "I do not want to ansver 1 //So I tried again. Same candidate, next question: Find the sun of all integers betveen 0-100 3 //Me:"Ok and if I wanted this done in Javascript? more than this." 222 //Candidate: tries for about 3 minutes 223 I/Candidate: I cannot do this. My skill in mathematics is not high enough 6 I/This was the most experienced candidate, with 19 years of professional experience. Nineteen, no typo. This 226 candidate was programming professionally before many of you were born. /This situation happened with two different candidates. Their responses were worded differently, but the was the same //Me: Ok, I want to ask you a couple of programming questions. Do you have a paper and pen or pencil with you? 0 //Question: Assuming you have two integers, x and y, with y bigger than x. Sum all the numbers from x to y 230 //Me: ok.Using your preferred programming language, find all the odd nunbers between 0 and 1002 Example: If x is 1, and y is 5, then sum 1+2+3+4+5 232 /Me: Yes. Write your code down, and when you are done, read it to me, and then ve can go through it 233 //Candidate: But that is impossible! How can I write code without using a computer? 4+i 237 //Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100. Note that this was a phone interview 67 //What is happening here? Your guess is as good as mine. Candidate had no idea what this code was supposed to do 239 IMe: I am trying to test your programming skills, not your Google-search skills 240 //Candidate: Baha, right! But İf 1 use Google, how will you know? 241 /Me: I wil1 ask you similar questions in the face-to-face interview 1 //Question: Count down from 700 to 200 in decrements of 13 246 //One of the worst interviews that I had, that made me feel genuinely bad, was this one.I tried to capture the mood of how it went, as I did not get to see any code Some of the actions I describe are what I assume happened on the other end of the phone, based on the sounds that I heard //Me: Greetings! Thanks for letting me interview you. Are you ready and prepared? 247 249 //Me: Alright! Let us start. *İntroductions and a bit of relaxing amantalk, candidate is very cool. Qk, so your resume lists about 5 different programming languages.Are you good in all of them /candidate: I am good in Javaacript and PHP, and ak in Java 81 //Out of curiosity, I asked: "Why is the answer a double?" 82 //Candidate "Because it needs to store the value taken from _two variables. so which is your f 252 //Candidate: Definitely avascript! I did a lot of work in Javascript! 253 /Me: That is good. Can I ask you a question or two in Tavascript 6 //Make a standard deck of cards. Shuftle the deck, and draw two cards at random. Display the two cards Are you 256 //candidate: Yes, yes. I am on the line! ask you a questi can try my best to ansver gentle gloves, ve are not trying to break the candidate Qk. so you know what odd are, right? for (let count Yes Yes,I know odd number 261 /Me: ok. so ny question is this. 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Bad, Definitely, and Google: //sample ansvers from various interviews
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 /Me: Nice. What have
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 multiples sites up, all done from scratch. Some I developed solo, and sone as part of a team. I do both
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 more than this."
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 was the same
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 mood of how it went, as I did not get to see any code Some of the actions I describe are what I assume
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 252 //Candidate: Definitely avascript! I did a lot of work in Javascript!
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SWE interview in Saudi Arabia

SWE interview in Saudi Arabia

Memes, New Orleans Saints, and Tell Em: Somebody call the Saints and tell em I got 4.1 speed ya heard me!!! @birdman5star takecareofyachirren freenate speedchallenge
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Ass, Gif, and Monster: NIC Nick Andersen @nicktheandersen a giant unidentified dead thing is decomposing off the coast of the indonesian island of seram and nobody knows what is badwificonnection: tree-of-blue-squirrel: flowerlygirls: noisilyluckyartisan: weavemama: rawr-reptar: icedyuris: weavemama: THIS IS WHY I DON’T TRUST THE OCEAN  we’ve explored more of space than the ocean…. Are there any links to this like ???? yeah this recently happened so news sources are talking abt it http://www.businessinsider.com/disgusting-mysterious-sea-monster-washed-up-on-an-island-in-indonesia-2017-5 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/massive-sea-creature-indonesia-island_us_5915e11ee4b0031e737d59ae http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4498088/Giant-squid-carcass-washes-remote-Indonesian-beach.html http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/huge-rotting-sea-creature-indonesia/#JBYbrAVXlOqj It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context Actually, we learned about this thing on biology. Basically, it´s a giant squid that eats whales (yep, you heard me right, WHALES) seriously, this baby is HUGE. A full grown human could compare to the SIZE OF IT´S EYE! What is truly terrifying, though, is the fact that we don´t know much about these creatures because they live deep in the ocean. The ones we usually get to see are considered BABIES. Freaking ass babies.
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 a giant
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 dead thing
 is decomposing off the coast of the
 indonesian island of seram
 and nobody
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 what
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badwificonnection:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:


flowerlygirls:

noisilyluckyartisan:


weavemama:


rawr-reptar:

icedyuris:


weavemama:
THIS IS WHY I DON’T TRUST THE OCEAN 
we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….


Are there any links to this like ????

yeah this recently happened so news sources are talking abt it
http://www.businessinsider.com/disgusting-mysterious-sea-monster-washed-up-on-an-island-in-indonesia-2017-5
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/massive-sea-creature-indonesia-island_us_5915e11ee4b0031e737d59ae
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4498088/Giant-squid-carcass-washes-remote-Indonesian-beach.html
http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/huge-rotting-sea-creature-indonesia/#JBYbrAVXlOqj


It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger


i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context

Actually, we learned about this thing on biology. Basically, it´s a giant squid that eats whales (yep, you heard me right, WHALES)
seriously, this baby is HUGE. A full grown human could compare to the SIZE OF IT´S EYE!
What is truly terrifying, though, is the fact that we don´t know much about these creatures because they live deep in the ocean. The ones we usually get to see are considered BABIES. Freaking ass babies.

badwificonnection: tree-of-blue-squirrel: flowerlygirls: noisilyluckyartisan: weavemama: rawr-reptar: icedyuris: weavemama: THIS ...

Alive, Crying, and Dad: staganddragon Soft things my dad has done .One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn't look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket he was going to put fish in and took it home, then performed "surgery" on the little guy to mend the gash. It couldn't move, so my dad fed it and nursed it back to health until the gash was healed. Since he'd taken it in as a baby, it wasn't equipped to stay alive in the wild, so he kept it in a giant aquarium next to his bed. It stayed alive until my sister was bom six years later .His dad took him deer hunting once when he was in middle school. They hunted all day and never saw a single deer. At the end of the day as the sun was setting, they found one, and my dad yelled at my grandpa not to shoot it because it didn't deserve to die. He hasn't been deer hunting since Two peopleI used to be best friends with don't have stable parents. My dad takes them out for lunch and out fishing regularly, and even though I am not friends with either of them anymore, he still makes time for them as if they were his own kids. . .Sometimes I catch him crying at videos of dogs on the internet .One time he was crying and I asked him what was wrong and he gave me . He told me that if (if) he dies, he wants to die by being drowned in a horde .Hemakes sure to say I love you" to my mom and me every day, because a hug and said there isn't always a reason. I've held on to that. of puppies because otherwise, what's the point? he once told me he never once heard it from his parents as a kid. Saw my mom looing at a bird, so he found out what kind of bird it was and drew a picture of it for her Heard me crying after a hard day and brought me a box of milk duds, because even though I'm lactose intolerant, it was an occasion on which they were needed Shows me every day that men who feel allowed to be open, vulnerable soft, and emotional are so much happier than men who are told to keep it all inside . Source: staganddragon 31,727 notes Soft things dad does
Alive, Crying, and Dad: staganddragon
 Soft things my dad has done
 .One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander
 someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side
 and didn't look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket he was going
 to put fish in and took it home, then performed "surgery" on the little guy to
 mend the gash. It couldn't move, so my dad fed it and nursed it back to
 health until the gash was healed. Since he'd taken it in as a baby, it wasn't
 equipped to stay alive in the wild, so he kept it in a giant aquarium next to
 his bed. It stayed alive until my sister was bom six years later
 .His dad took him deer hunting once when he was in middle school. They
 hunted all day and never saw a single deer. At the end of the day as the
 sun was setting, they found one, and my dad yelled at my grandpa not to
 shoot it because it didn't deserve to die. He hasn't been deer hunting
 since
 Two peopleI used to be best friends with don't have stable parents. My
 dad takes them out for lunch and out fishing regularly, and even though I
 am not friends with either of them anymore, he still makes time for them
 as if they were his own kids.
 .
 .Sometimes I catch him crying at videos of dogs on the internet
 .One time he was crying and I asked him what was wrong and he gave me
 . He told me that if (if) he dies, he wants to die by being drowned in a horde
 .Hemakes sure to say I love you" to my mom and me every day, because
 a hug and said there isn't always a reason. I've held on to that.
 of puppies because otherwise, what's the point?
 he once told me he never once heard it from his parents as a kid.
 Saw my mom looing at a bird, so he found out what kind of bird it was
 and drew a picture of it for her
 Heard me crying after a hard day and brought me a box of milk duds,
 because even though I'm lactose intolerant, it was an occasion on which
 they were needed
 Shows me every day that men who feel allowed to be open, vulnerable
 soft, and emotional are so much happier than men who are told to keep it
 all inside
 .
 Source: staganddragon
 31,727 notes
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Soft things dad does

Fucking, Life, and Memes: LIFE IS GOOD BECAUSE I FUCKING MADEAT HAT WAY If you could just pick one or two (or a few more) habits to create in the next few months, habits that will have the most impact on your life, what would they be? 🤔 - Ready for the good life? - ✔️ Develop positive thinking. I put this first because I think it’s the keystone habit that will help you form the other important habits. Sure, positive thinking by itself won’t lead to success, but it certainly goes a long way to motivate you to do the other things required. ✔️Exercise. -It makes you feel better about yourself, and more confident. That leads to better success with other positive changes. -It relieves stress and gives you time to think, this leads to better mental well-being in your life overall. -It helps with creativity. ✔️Single-tasking. The opposite of multi-tasking, you’ve heard me harp on about this one as well. Why is it life-changing? A couple powerful reasons: -You’ll be more effective with your tasks and get more done. -You’ll be less stressed overall and (in my experience) happier throughout your day. ✔️Kindness. Yes, kindness is a habit. And it can be cultivated. Focus on it every day for a month and you’ll see profound changes in your life. You’ll feel better about yourself as a person. You’ll see people react to you differently and treat you better, over the long run. It’s karma. 😉 - Did you like this habits? Let me know in the comments below👇 - habits success millionairementor
Fucking, Life, and Memes: LIFE IS GOOD BECAUSE
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If you could just pick one or two (or a few more) habits to create in the next few months, habits that will have the most impact on your life, what would they be? 🤔 - Ready for the good life? - ✔️ Develop positive thinking. I put this first because I think it’s the keystone habit that will help you form the other important habits. Sure, positive thinking by itself won’t lead to success, but it certainly goes a long way to motivate you to do the other things required. ✔️Exercise. -It makes you feel better about yourself, and more confident. That leads to better success with other positive changes. -It relieves stress and gives you time to think, this leads to better mental well-being in your life overall. -It helps with creativity. ✔️Single-tasking. The opposite of multi-tasking, you’ve heard me harp on about this one as well. Why is it life-changing? A couple powerful reasons: -You’ll be more effective with your tasks and get more done. -You’ll be less stressed overall and (in my experience) happier throughout your day. ✔️Kindness. Yes, kindness is a habit. And it can be cultivated. Focus on it every day for a month and you’ll see profound changes in your life. You’ll feel better about yourself as a person. You’ll see people react to you differently and treat you better, over the long run. It’s karma. 😉 - Did you like this habits? Let me know in the comments below👇 - habits success millionairementor

If you could just pick one or two (or a few more) habits to create in the next few months, habits that will have the most impact on your lif...