✅ 25+ Best Memes About Heard

Beautiful, Instagram, and Memes: he Best Movie Lines I heard this story once about when the Germans were occupying Paris and they had to retreat back. They wired Notre Dame to blow, but they had to leave one guy in charge of hitting the switch. And the guy, the soldier, he couldn't do it. You know, he just sat there, knocked out by how beautiful the place was. And then when the allied troops came in, they found all the explosives just lying there and the switch unturned. - Before Sunset (2004) IG: Instagram.com/thebestmovielinesofficial

- Before Sunset (2004) IG: Instagram.com/thebestmovielinesofficial

Bodies , Head, and Taken: on rapist A WOMAN made preg nant by a rapist shot him ten times and cut his head off after authori- ties refused to let her have an abortion. The victim hurled the severed head into her vil- lage square, shoutin that her attacker ha toyed with her honour", The man had taken nude photos of her and blackmailed her before raping her repeatedly The 26-year-old has been hailed a heroine for her actions by women's groups in Turkey highladyofthesith: transgirlpinup: theblondlesbianfromthesnakehouse: gavinscreamingmichaelyelling: time-is-a-many-splendored-thing: douglasmurphy: rainbowcoffin: c-h-0-w: nightwife: Always reblog Woah well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that. I’m sure he somehow liked it Look, I’ve heard men’s bodies have a way of just rejecting a decapitation. He shouldn’t have been out by himself….

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Children, Friends, and Tumblr: wrathofthestag You know what's wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, "What?" I just said "See you later, alligator" to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that. They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, "See you later, chicken" and kept walking. roboticonography My friend's four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member. Halfway through the show, she asked me if liked it, and I replied, "l can't wait to see what happens next! I'm on the edge of my seat!" Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, "You can use the whole seat. It's more comfy." Source: wrathofthestag 120,310 notes awesomacious: Wholesome children

awesomacious: Wholesome children

Life, A Song, and Song: do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

Never, Him, and You: "Stop him, he's making off with the lute!" Pretending like youve never heard that joke before

Pretending like youve never heard that joke before

Anime, Dank, and Boston: WITH DEPRESSION AS SEVERE AS YOURS, THERE'S ONLY ONE TREATMENT, AND IT'S VERY CONTROVERSIAL GOOCHY-GOOCHY-GOO! TELL ME... HAVE YOU HEARD OF TICKLING? HEH HAH HEE HEE!! HAHA HA HEE!! HA HA HA HEHE HAHA!! AH HA HAHA HA HA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHAH AEHEHAEHEAHAEHAEHTHAT'LL BE FORTY THREE HAEHAEHA THOUSAND DOLLARS HEEHA!! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

Dank, Girls, and God: 925 likes That day I walked past a group of girls and they were probably doing something embarrassing because I heard one of them say "oh thank god it wasn't someone handsome" - View all 7 comments ace._.thetic F Add a comment... 5 HOURS AGO Meirl by thestranger_stranger MORE MEMES

Meirl by thestranger_stranger MORE MEMES

Girls, God, and MeIRL: 925 likes That day I walked past a group of girls and they were probably doing something embarrassing because I heard one of them say "oh thank god it wasn't someone handsome" - View all 7 comments ace._.thetic F Add a comment... 5 HOURS AGO Meirl

Meirl

Beautiful, Best, and Office: wasassigned to this office with his beautiful, exotic lady. mnotexotic,mAslan here areimore Of us So, statistically you're the exotic one than thereare of you Wait, what? You heard the statisticallyaverage lady Technically correct the best kind of correct

Technically correct the best kind of correct

Children, Friends, and Tumblr: wrathofthestag You know what's wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, "What?" I just said "See you later, alligator" to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that. They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, "See you later, chicken" and kept walking. roboticonography My friend's four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member. Halfway through the show, she asked me if liked it, and I replied, "l can't wait to see what happens next! I'm on the edge of my seat!" Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, "You can use the whole seat. It's more comfy." Source: wrathofthestag 120,310 notes awesomacious: Wholesome children

awesomacious: Wholesome children

Elf, Elf on the Shelf, and God: You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for -l Roman emperor in a lower temperature by-grace-of-god ...Caesar in the freezer ...Ruler in the cooler Julius in the coolius

Beautiful, Best, and Office: wasassigned to this office with his beautiful, exotic lady. mnotexotic,mAslan here areimore Of us So, statistically you're the exotic one than thereare of you Wait, what? You heard the statisticallyaverage lady Technically correct the best kind of correct

Technically correct the best kind of correct

Friday, Memes, and Home: I WENT down to my local last night as I had heard that they held a quiz night every Friday. The first question was "what is the 14th element in the periodic table?" I don't know what the rest of the questions were 95 because I fucked off home after that D Tomlinson, Maltby

Memes, Mean, and 🤖: There's a difference between knowing about somebody and hearing about somebody. Just because you 'heard doesn't mean vou 'know'. COACH TIM

Fucking, Guns, and Jesus: DID JESUS FIND GUNS NAMED PETER JOHNJAMES MATTHEW. ANDREW.PHILIP,THOMAS.& SIMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST curiooftheheart: libertarirynn: Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in English right? Those were not the original Hebrew/Greek names fucking a O-oh dear it seems serious…what the fuck OP? “Hurr de durr my Spanish translation of the Bible doesn’t mention any Joseph and Mary just Jose and Maria so checkmate Christians 😎😎😎”

curiooftheheart: libertarirynn: Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible ...

Fucking, Guns, and Jesus: DID JESUS FIND GUNS NAMED PETER JOHNJAMES MATTHEW. ANDREW.PHILIP,THOMAS.& SIMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in English right? Those were not the original Hebrew/Greek names fucking a

Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in Engli...

Community, Family, and Friends: BARACK OBAMA April 11, 2019 The Family and Friends of Nipsey Hussle Los Angeles, California Dear Friends and Family of Nipsey: I'd never met Nipsey Hussle, but I'd heard some of his music through my daughters, and after his passing, I had the chance to learn more about his transformation and his community work While most folks look at the Crenshaw neighborhood where he grew up and see only gangs, bullets, and despair, Nipsey saw potential. He saw hope. He saw a community that, even through its flaws, taught him to always keep going. His choice to invest in that community rather than ignore it-to build a skills training center and a coworking space in Crenshaw; to lift up the Eritrean-American community; to set an example for young people to follow-is a legacy worthy of celebration. I hope his memory inspires more good work in Crenshaw and communities like it. Michelle and I send our sympathies to Lauren, Emani, Kross, and the entire Asghedom family and to all those who loved Nipsey incerely A letter from former President #BarackObama read today at #NipseyHussle’s memorial service! #RIPNipseyHussle 🕊🙏 @BarackObama @NipseyHussle https://t.co/ddyrLNAwhj

A letter from former President #BarackObama read today at #NipseyHussle’s memorial service! #RIPNipseyHussle 🕊🙏 @BarackObama @NipseyHussle h...

Doctor, Break, and Hospital: Doctor takes break from giving birth to deliver another baby A gynaecologist in US was preparing to give birth to her own baby in the hospital when she heard that another expectant mother was also close to giving birth. As the doctor on-call was still on his way, she stepped in and handled the delivery. She then went back to her ward and gave birth to her baby. more at Mashable/ Today legend

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Children, Friends, and Tumblr: wrathofthestag You know what's wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, "What?" I just said "See you later, alligator" to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that. They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, "See you later, chicken" and kept walking. roboticonography My friend's four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member. Halfway through the show, she asked me if liked it, and I replied, "l can't wait to see what happens next! I'm on the edge of my seat!" Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, "You can use the whole seat. It's more comfy." Source: wrathofthestag 120,310 notes awesomacious: Wholesome children

awesomacious: Wholesome children

Bad, Creepy, and Food: ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT BLACK HOLES How much does a black hole usually cost? Whoops! You can't buy a black hole. It's a phenomenon found in space Do black holes really eat rabbits? Do they bite? You may be thinking about a ferret. Let's talk about black holes instead. Do you need to get your black hole neutered? Again, this lesson is not about ferrets. Try asking how big a black hole is. Just write "How big is a black hole?" You'll be astounded I've heard I can feed my black hole cat food? Is chocolate bad for them too? That's a ferret again. Let's focus on black holes. Ask if a black hole would rip a space ship in two. Black holes could even change time. Want to know how? What are some commons names for black holes? You know what? Don't get a black hole. Black holes are creepý pets. Be normal and get a dog. Let's answer some questions in the wake of the big news!

Let's answer some questions in the wake of the big news!

Say It, Express, and Make A: When u make a Joke and Nobodv Laughs! Then u say it again and Somebody says "We Heard U" Planned PS Express Planned joke

Planned joke

Run, Name, and Day: tremulous poodlet @EllieReedHayden My dad's name is Aaron so when I was little and he said he was going to run errands, I heard "Aarons" and figured that adults just called the chores they had to do by their own name, and to this day I still secretly think of my chores as Ellies:) Doing Aarons

Doing Aarons

Saw, Target, and Tumblr: wetjoints: imoverallofit: I was so high when i first saw this movie, so i really thought i was trippin when i heard this part.. I remember yelling at the screen at this part

wetjoints: imoverallofit: I was so high when i first saw this movie, so i really thought i was trippin when i heard this part.. I remember ...

Android, Be Like, and Sorry: Thanos Papa @steveabbey_ Today, I heard my own voice ina recording and I want to apologize to every single person l have talked to. I'm deeply sorry. 09:50 08/04/2019 Twitter for Android 206 Retweets 588 Likes It really be like this.. 😩😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/wDvbQ9y9Fq

It really be like this.. 😩😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/wDvbQ9y9Fq

Instagram, Thing, and This: Instagram in a few days so there's this thing called oubird Duolingo Ever heard of it?

Ever heard of it?

Bad, Life, and Tumblr: waluigi simulator @doodlemancy the human back is a travesty. do you have a job where you're on your feet a lot? your back hurts now. do you have a job where you sit a lot? your back hurts now. do you exist in a physical capacity? your back hurts 12:28 PM . 06 Jul 18 7,926 Retweets 23.2K Likes veerletakino: eevee-nicks: anoriginalderivative: whitepeopletwitter: life is back pain i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating. I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

veerletakino: eevee-nicks: anoriginalderivative: whitepeopletwitter: life is back pain i once heard a scientist in a documentary about ev...

Confidence, Memes, and Respect: I've heard thatI teach people how to treat me And I wonder When did I teach you To flay me bare Leavingme wounded Bled out When didI teach you To use me Crumple me Tossing me onto your garbage pile of human When. When did I teach you How to break me down Peel away my self-respect My self-esteem My confidence Leavingme naked and ashamed When did I teach you When. l need to know So l don't teach anyone else this lesson. Never again. R.M. For the hurting and the recovering. I get it. ~GTSH~

For the hurting and the recovering. I get it. ~GTSH~

Confused, Crying, and Google: Bi Joy Ang @joy_ang I was accused of plagiarism by two profs and was given a big long talk about how seriously it was taken. I was confused and crying by the end. Then they show me the art they think I copied and...it was my own art from my own site that had popped up in a google Image search smh amy @COINCELPRO 2d What's the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school Show this thread feniczoroark: I got in trouble for plagiarising from… a colage in Malaysia that I hadn’t ever heard of, somehow Faked my mothers signature to get my phone back

feniczoroark: I got in trouble for plagiarising from… a colage in Malaysia that I hadn’t ever heard of, somehow Faked my mothers signatur...

Ass, Huh, and School: LETS TRY SOME SHAPE AND THis THis IS. THS ISAC TRIANGLE 0 IT'S a squa huh? AIn Some lime laber HEY PoPS U KND THAT THE WHAT WHO Now w/ THE SQU A-SHAPE FACE u kno, a squa 14a like minecralt out 2D ? P-fft ur such a 5q4 the Super Sthe stupid ) minigishi Yea nght you thin orchids would prefer 222 or something but that makes em grow A SOWA ANDWHO TAUGHT HIM TH WHAT THE FUCk Is katribou: katribou: me: shou didnt go to school and touichirou didnt teach him shit so thats coming back to bite him in the ass my sister: he thought the super 5 would take care of that me: serizawa tried… the rest of the conversation: (this) u heard it here from the real shou folks

katribou: katribou: me: shou didnt go to school and touichirou didnt teach him shit so thats coming back to bite him in the ass my sister:...

Fake, School, and Yeah: hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like "yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy" to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 o older they were going to get fakes to buy fish Teach a kid to buy and fish, and youll feed wholesomememes for a lifetime

Teach a kid to buy and fish, and youll feed wholesomememes for a lifetime

Grandma, Iphone, and Target: bree @ayobreezus *in target* little girl in checkout line: I'm gonna see a cow today! me: wooow that sounds so cool mom of girl: please ignore her she's trying to say her grandma but she heard me call her a cow today and she won't stop repeating it 7:28 PM 2/1/19 Twitter for iPhone Little girl is gonna see a cow!

Little girl is gonna see a cow!

Elf, Elf on the Shelf, and God: You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for Roman emperor in a lower temperature by-grace-of-god ...Caesar in the freezer ...Ruler in the cooler ....Julius in the coolius

Church, Memes, and 🤖: The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than The walls of Temple, Mosque or Church

Dank, Elf, and Elf on the Shelf: You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for Sull -15" Roman emperor in a lower temperature by-grace-of-god ...Caesar in the freezer ...Ruler in the cooler ....Julius in the coolius tooiconic Julius in the Coolius Julius in the coolius by DubiousPotat0 MORE MEMES

Julius in the coolius by DubiousPotat0 MORE MEMES

Android, Family, and Girls: tl Don. Retweeted aisha's boobs @Bequian Teach girls it's okay to not want kids. That they can be functional people without being a mother. That waiting until they're 30 isn't too old. leach giris that they don't have to sell their youth because motherhood isn't for everyone and we need to stop acting like it is." Hmm 7:16 PM 3/20/19 Twitter for Android missdisneychick: wxlcomxtothxjunglx: plazticaaa: sixpenceee: Yes! Exactly THIS God the amount of times I’ve heard family day that I should have kids soon before I’m 25.

missdisneychick: wxlcomxtothxjunglx: plazticaaa: sixpenceee: Yes! Exactly THIS God the amount of times I’ve heard family day that I...

Cute, Memes, and Pregnant: Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if l can give her some of what ever l was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it. Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot for her request since we don't know each other. I laughed and told her it is ok. I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeños poppers and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I watched her walking home like a cute little penguin who's happy with her successful little hunting . I felt really happy too for some reason. I ate my dinner with a big smile on my face:). positive-memes: So Wholesome

positive-memes: So Wholesome

Cute, Pregnant, and Smell: Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if l can give her some of what ever l was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it. Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot for her request since we don't know each other. I laughed and told her it is ok. I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeños poppers and some spices. I think the smell was nice. I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I watched her walking home like a cute little penguin who's happy with her successful little hunting . I felt really happy too for some reason. I ate my dinner with a big smile on my face:). So Wholesome

So Wholesome

Be Like, Club, and Girls: fb/TheBestMovieLines Yes, it's scary. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you. I am not a psycho. l just told you that I love you and all you heard was 'psycho' The Ugly Truth 2009 laughoutloud-club: Some girls be like

laughoutloud-club: Some girls be like

Friends, Funny, and Love: studygoddesse s: I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom's side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad's side I have a 2 year old cousin who only speaks Spanish. When they play together it is so funny to see them blabber on and on to each other until one of them hears a word that sounds familiar and then they just repeat that word and nod like they're totally connecting. Like today the one that speaks Spanish said "Venga a poner los pantalones en la muneca!" and the other heard "pantalones" and was just like "Oui, pantalon!" They're best friends and it's the cutest and funniest thing l've ever seen. Source: studygoddesses 8,839 notes A language barrier cannot stop this wholesomeness

A language barrier cannot stop this wholesomeness

Best, Mad, and Mom: My mom told me "make sure you marry someone who makes you laugh when you're mad" and that's some of the best advicee I've heard.

Good, Songs, and Never: Finding a good song by someone you've never heard befor realizing none of their other songs are like that song

Iphone, Omg, and Twitter: YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge me on ellen ellen: so i heard you want to die? me: yeah! *ellen pulls out a gun* me: omg ellen you didnt 5:59 PM. 3/4/19 Twitter for iPhone

Diss, Minecraft, and Mom: When you make a minecraft diss track, but your mom watched it and heard you say "heck" Il 991 I hav a emerianci

Easter, Love, and Free: You've heard of Peter Cottontail. Now let me introduce you to Henry Hammerdick ar FREE pick up at I love Easter

I love Easter

Mike Tyson, Nintendo, and The Game: Mike Tyson C @MikeTyson heard @Nintendo was doing the new "Punch Out" without even contacting me. it wont be the same. my knockouts made the game.thats whack. 23:57 4/4/19 Sprout Social Poor Mike

Poor Mike

Dank, Memes, and Mike Tyson: Mike Tyson C @MikeTyson heard @Nintendo was doing the new "Punch Out" without even contacting me. it wont be the same. my knockouts made the game.thats whack. 23:57 4/4/19 Sprout Social Poor Mike by MagicalGrocery MORE MEMES

Poor Mike by MagicalGrocery MORE MEMES

Doge, Cigarette, and Elon Musk: Elon Musk@elonmusk 2 Std Dogecoin rulz drags cigarette Doge? I haven't heard that name in years. Doge a few years later

Doge a few years later

Joe Biden, Memes, and Taken: Rob Reiner @robreiner Women who feel Joe Biden has invaded their personal space deserve to be heard & respected. Joe Biden has acknowledged their discomfort and taken responsibility in a heartfelt way. Trump has sexually assaulted more than 20 women & has taken responsibility for none of it.

Dank, Fucking, and Husband: Michelle @chellehavaz Just heard my husband call the dog a "fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and there was no one there.

Fucking, Husband, and Dog: Michelle @chellehavaz Just heard my husband call the dog a "fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and there was no one there. laughing seems inappropriate

laughing seems inappropriate

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