My teacher said he was impressed by my github activity…
The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.
He was just trying to take a nap
He was once just like us
Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. (Source)
Are we going to ignore that his slogan is “Hale Yes”?!
Christopher Hale’s Republ...
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid eno...
Tried to explain to the 5 year old that Kristoff from Frozen is ALSO King George and he was like https://t.co/Gy2RwnSvXb
My awesome sons birthday card he gave me when he was like 6
Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself “reconecting …” on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to a...
This is Brewski. He was born missing a paw. Still conquered his very first transition to the outdoors. 14/10 (@brewski.o)(...
This is Snoop and his little sister Remi. Remi shaved off Snoop’s eyebrow while he was sleeping. Thought it would be funny....
He was trying to save a girl
@BleacherReport Reminder: Charlie Ward is the only NBA player with a Heisman Trophy.
He was also drafted by TWO MLB teams! https://t.co...
Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...
Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t
More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic...
The student he was having the affair with
He was looking through the 2nd dimension via @_cameroncox
HE WAS A SKATER BOY, HE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY ⛸️🐥
All emotion when Derrick Brown found out he was picked by the @Panthers. @DerrickBrownAU5 #NFLDraft https://t.co/Onadr4XL1M
We all Thought this Guy was Crazy When He was Actually Ahead of the Game the Whole Time.
art imitates lif...
Jan Michiel Ruyten - A view on the quay of the Schelde with the pilotage, Antwerp -
Jan Michiel Ruyten or Ja...
this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we ge...
I literally woke up from a nap and he was just standing over me like this(via)
At Age 17 He Was a Man Amongst Boys. https://t.co/CkXJhnL6jq
ups-dogs:So, my name is Ron. I go by RJ on Instagram. A UPSer from Chula Vista, California. It’s a city 20 min south of San Diego proper....
He was in that thing
He was in that thing by Scaulbylausis
This looks like a great Pyrenees, a breed of livestock guardian dog, so he’s literally doing what he was br...
Aww he was happy
That water would have been nice and refreshing to Anakin when he was burning alive
animalrates:This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that’s just more time to perfect his routin...
He was right
Aww he was happy
Bio said he was on naked and afraid
He was right
I failed to acknowledge the fact that he was a fricking hero all along
These highlights of De’Aaron Fox when he was just a 9th Grader 😳 https://t.co/lf7NDjdznz
“Think LeBron with Hakeem’s footwork & Shaq’s strength. Damn, he was beautiful to watch!” - Kendall Gill
"My goodness! A straight u...
I think I’m using this right
He didn’t even get d...
this man will get absolutely demolished by trump. a party that nominates him is signing up for four...
While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had pas...
I knew he was black before I saw the picture 🤦🏽♂️
WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.
He was trying to make friends
Interesting art concept. If only Sesshomaru actually would have been there for his baby brother when he was younger, Inuy...