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Have A: threecheersforsweetraytoro: livelaughlovematters: This unique and beautiful changing Color Ultrasonic Moon Lamp air Humidifier is something extraordinary. This Moon Lamp will make a lovely and beautiful gift for your Friends and Family! Benefits: - Relaxing & Soothing For Better Sleep 😴 - Easy To Clean 🧼 - High Quality Strong Mist Vaporizer 🌬️ - Helps you relax and provides a aesthetic looking Lamp Essential Oils and Aromatherapy Diffusers have a variety of benefits and may help you sleep better, elevate your mood, breathe easier, and help with cognitive function! => GET YOURS HERE <= This is so cool wtf

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Have A: NSW police have a very good sense of humour by maddy_l_13 MORE MEMES

NSW police have a very good sense of humour by maddy_l_13 MORE MEMES

Have A: NSW police have a very good sense of humour

NSW police have a very good sense of humour

Have A: If you can't have a dog, then dog memes are the next best thing, right? #Memes #Dogs #Animals #Cute

If you can't have a dog, then dog memes are the next best thing, right? #Memes #Dogs #Animals #Cute

Have A: Let’s have a talk

Let’s have a talk

Have A: Let’s have a talk

Let’s have a talk

Have A: 30-minute-memes:Why doesn’t the google app have a dark mode?

30-minute-memes:Why doesn’t the google app have a dark mode?

Have A: Why doesn’t the google app have a dark mode?

Why doesn’t the google app have a dark mode?

Have A: awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

Have A: Have a great day everyone and stay save :)

Have a great day everyone and stay save :)

Have A: epicjohndoe: To All The Girls In A Hurry To Have A Boyfriend

epicjohndoe: To All The Girls In A Hurry To Have A Boyfriend

Have A: awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

Have A: I have a dumb dumb

I have a dumb dumb

Have A: Have a nice day!

Have a nice day!

Have A: theimaginativeartist: A power outage in my area is going to be affected so here have a quick animatic I made till I come back!

theimaginativeartist: A power outage in my area is going to be affected so here have a quick animatic I made till I come back!

Have A: lastxleviathan: gunsandfireandshit: thatpettyblackgirl: Lots of 30’s and 40’s era Nazi propaganda on youtube. Have a look and see how perfectly the pattern is followed here. I’ve been getting this ad for months because I subscribe to gun channels and yeah, it’s fasc propaganda of the highest order. Be smart. Be aware. This is happening right now.

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Have A: karasunosuke: finally getting my post up for @inusecretsanta, my apologies on the lateness~ merry belated christmas @yukiothecollielover!! worked w/ @sopipi to commission you a piece bc I wrote a little ficlet but still couldn’t get the image of ugly christmas sweaters ayakag out of my head!! hope you have a happy new year :) Keep reading

karasunosuke: finally getting my post up for @inusecretsanta, my apologies on the lateness~ merry belated christmas @yukiothecollielov...

Have A: When your kid starts college and you have a well-paying job, so you have to pay with your money<<<

When your kid starts college and you have a well-paying job, so you have to pay with your money<<<

Have A: patchwork-fox:wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

patchwork-fox:wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

Have A: tricky-bastard-pokemon: farmermaya: Stardew Valley: Townsfolk Favorites I decided to make these little graphics for people who may be playing on the switch and can’t get the guidebook or who may not have WiFi to look it up. Now you can just save these and pull them up whenever :3 i have a whole stock of melons, poppies, poppy seed muffins, emeralds and diamonds saved for my wife!! Watch me gather massive amounts of Amethysts and Quartz lmao

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Have A: have a happy friday :)

have a happy friday :)

Have A: spooky mistress misandry @hannahtraining Ain't that the fucking truth Me: "l feel like my life is pointless Therapist: "Why?" Me: "lmpending fascism and climate change mean I probably won't live to see 60,'" Therapist: "Are you sure thats rational? Me: *looks at camera like Jim on The Office* kate wagner@mcmansionhell this point in history sure is a really wild time to be trying to manage mental illness Show this thread 5:28 PM 14 Oct 18 castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it. I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad.

castielific: wolfinthethorns: Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory appr...

Have A: sad drunk @day_gull Yo, anyone else have a mound of unused @tacobell sauce packets in their cupboard. Meirl

Meirl

Have A: Image Credit: Biography In 1969, most public swimming pools were still segregated. Mr. Rogers invited a black police officer on his show to cool their feet together in a plastic wading pool. By doing so, the 2 gentlemen broke a major color barrier. have a happy friday :)

have a happy friday :)

Have A: anonymous asked Do you have a nice dick? havfiske How am I supposed to answer that wikihowto-survive Has your dick been raised in a nice home? Does your dick have manners? havfiske He gets beat at home

Have A: 11:49 53% Dex, 20 O 6 km away Do you wanna understand why females flake, feel entitled and ignore your messages? Create a female profile. 99+ likes and over 10 messages in less than 15 mins! Even crazier is I didn't even have a pic of "her". I just put a meme. Then imagine how much attention a 6 or a 7 is getting on here, talk less of an 8. Shit is CRAZY! How do you care about a spec of dust when you're on the beach? Ma dudes, create a fake female profile and see for yourself. Leave this online shit and go do the real life. SHARE DEX'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT DEX Gosh he is not wrong

Gosh he is not wrong

Have A: Myko Clelland @DapperHistorian In 1866 Liechtenstein's last military engagement sent 80 men to war. 81 returned, as they had made a friend. whiskybravo: bigwordsandsharpedges: ki-adi-money: dr-algernop: un-caffe-per-favore: ginger-s-n-a-p: humanjeff: the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES “Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?” “None but we gained a Kyle.” @pipewrench-scratch As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives. Wojtek was deeply beloved and useful in battle. After the war, his unit gave the bear to the Edinburgh Zoo, where he was frequently visited and given treats by Polish veterans for the rest of his life. @ki-adi-money Imagine being a German soldier defending Monte Cassino, and you peer out of your foxhole, and then you see the Poles have a fucking bear carrying ammunition for them. @feniczoroark

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Have A: BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank aspiderperday: Just looked up how many kilowatt hours are used for 30 minutes of TV. It comes out to .016 kwh. EPA states that one gallon of gasoline equals about 33.7 kwh. If you’re driving a standard car that gets… let’s say 20 mpg? then 1 mile of driving is about 1.69 kwh. So 4 miles of driving is 6.76 kilowatt hours, not .016. If I’m doing my math right (which I might not be, cuz math) you’d have to watch 105 hours of netflix to equal the same energy usage as driving your car a single mile.

aspiderperday: Just looked up how many kilowatt hours are used for 30 minutes of TV. It comes out to .016 kwh. EPA states that one gallo...

Have A: See you next session. good luck with your mother. I hope you keep on top of your Study this week, and the pie tums out good tonight! well, this was a good session! how are you feeling! thank Уou! good oh that 's right, I know T hope you - uh. absolutely nothing about you have a good - uh. matching boots comics O Therapy.

Therapy.

Have A: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

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Have A: when you decide to have a little lay down for a few minutes but you wake up at 4am fully clothed with the lights on me irl

me irl

Have A: @ 1 16 %C ll giffgaff ? 22:17 Joe VOUS AVEZ EU UN MATCH AVEC JOE LE 08/01/2020 Who's Joe? The real question is Who's bella? If I'm honest. I'm just a guy who likes to party, be around the sea and have a fun time. What about you? Joe Mama Envoyé Is this how to tinder?

Is this how to tinder?

Have A: Japanese Tea Party Article from thegalagals Read it Throw a fun Japanese lea Party for that special little gal! isa-ghost: muriels-wife: ask-kirby-sans: itsryanguys: kaldicuct: jdbsmg-star: henryismywaifu: tinybookling: littleblackchat: lifeiscaulscott: semiauto14: daissychainss: dilfweed: jennaavh: madmints: takesabeating: cheshireinthemiddle: ginzers: spoopy-roxxi: ginzers: spoopy-roxxi: ginzers: Teach children that this is not ok Teach children that there’s nothing wrong with this I’m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese. Yellow face yet she’s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay. Cultural appropriation isn’t a thing, hon. ☺️ Cultures should be shared by all means. I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isn’t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect. And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not “yellow face” they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you. Rekt b t f o Dang she got shut down. Damn I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life Daaaaamn Pew pew pew I reblog this every time I see it I live in Japan and I’d like to back up this sentiment. Recently a museum in Boston came under a lot of fire for allowing visitors to wear a ‘kimono’ (it was featuring a painting my Monet of a girl – a white girl – in a kimono, and the museum had replicas made that guests of ANY RACE could wear to mimic the painting, Pageant-of-the-Masters style). After protests and heated debate, the museum closed the event. I was living in Japan at the time, and out of all the *actual* Japanese people I asked, not a single one was offended by the event. Rather, they were excited that people half a world away were showing interest in their culture, and were sad that visitors could no longer enjoy the event. This party, though somewhat silly in application, is an attempt at experiencing and appreciating another culture. The mom who put this together is not an expert on Japan, but she did her best. She got a lot of things right: there are few things Japan loves more than tea, Pocky, and sakura. Where do you draw the line for who is “allowed” to learn about Japan? If the girl were of Japanese descent, would that make it ok (even though her citizenship would be the same as the girl from the photo)? If one of the girl’s parents were from Japan, then would it be ok? Are you only allowed to make pizza if you live in Italy? If you’re an Italian immigrant? How do we decide these things?? You can’t say you want to dismantle racism and then in the next breath make rules – based on race – for who people can wear, try, or eat, especially when the intent is obviously to have fun experiencing a culture (as opposed to having fun by making fun of a race or culture, like blackface does). When you tell people they can only experience things ‘meant for their race’, it totally smacks of segregation to me and I can’t stand it. As someone who (obviously) loves Japan, I say let people learn about it, let people experience it, let people appreciate it. You don’t have to know every single thing about a culture to enjoy it. fucking people got owned is what, fuck i hate how people say you cant do shit when culture should be shared and is shared its how it grows and changes through fucking generations itS HOW YOU LEARN about the world and just fucking, tumblr fucking stupid like 70% of the dam time this new light Vintage post, sipping on it like fine wine. I honestly love Japanese culture. It looks really peaceful and serene 😊 I actually wanna live in Japan after I actually learn Japanese Do some research before you open your mouth folks. “ The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you. “ GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES

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Have A: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman: plague-sprite: This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class. i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

Have A: How my friends introduce me to others like: I HAVE A TALKING DONKEY Mostly in group projects

Mostly in group projects

Have A: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman: plague-sprite: This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class. i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

Have A: Reasons to have a short gf Because short girls are cute Because you will always have the high ground

Have A: ON 1/3/20 YOU MATCHED WITH Well you're a babe You must be seeing your reflection on your phone screen. Ohh, smooth. So what are your 3 favorite things you look for in a guy? Today 22:42 Hmm someone with goals and a good head on their shoulders, someone who knows how to treat people and is kind/ respectful, just has a good heart, and someone who can make me laugh Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you I'm not on here looking for someone who's good at math. And if you can't tell the difference between 3 and 6 then my penis is perfect for you. Sent Send Type a message GIF Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Have A: IT'S ME, ACTOR JOHNNY DEPP. BEWARE SPIDER STAR-NOSED RECLUSE SPIDER MOLE WHERE HAVE A NAMES TWIST ALL THE THE ZO0 ANIMALD THE FUCK YoU LOOKING AT!? ENEW! BLUE-FOOTED BOOBY EXHIBIT! CLOSED EXHIBITS EYE CONTACT MAULY FACE BEARS SNAPPING TURTLE OBECKSCOMICS The Zoo [OC]

The Zoo [OC]

Have A: Pornhub ARIA Porn hub @Pornhub You know youre a 90's kid when you dont have a source of income and want to die. 22:31 · 15/07/19 - Hootsuite Inc.

Have A: What else is really big? Iguess my brain Is Just really big. I have this huge Pokemon card collection. Ihave five Charizards. I thought you'd never ask. I have a great personality

I have a great personality

Have A: How my friends introduce me to others like: I HAVE A TALKING DONKEY Mostly in group projects

Mostly in group projects

Have A: Motivational speakers: "you can achieve anything, you have a tiger in you." The tiger in me: awesomesthesia: Motivational speakers

awesomesthesia: Motivational speakers

Have A: It's Free Real Estate This meme Not dying the-pigeon-king: true-king-of-monsters: supreme-leader-stoat: You motherfucker….. Every time I have a desperate surge of fear with the thought “where is he?!” Urgent and loud in my head

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Have A: CHEETAHS ARE VERY NERVOUS ANIMALS AND SOME ZOOS GIVE THEM "SUPPORT VOGS" TO KEEP THEM RELAXED PAT AT PAT YOURE SO AMAZING! PAT AT PAT THANKS PAT PAT @XERGİON madlori: tastefullyoffensive: by Xergion This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the pioneers of this program. Our zoo is known for raising cheetah cubs. Cheetahs have a terrible infant mortality rate and cubs are often rejected, so we get a lot of cubs to raise from all over the country (other zoos and sanctuaries, mostly). The cubs are placed with a puppy friend when they are wee and small, so they grow up together like littermates. They play together, wrestle, and the dogs (yellow Labs) are so calm, friendly and well-socialized that the cheetahs take behavioral cues from them. When they meet new people, or go into new situations (which they often do, as ambassador animals for cheetah conservation), they check out if their dog friend is feeling chill - which he is - and then they know it’s okay for them to be chill, too. Basically the dog is a service animal for them. The cats need their dog friends less and less as they get older and more comfortable, but they still often hang out as grownups. Our zoo does cheetah runs, where the cheetahs get to chase a lure and show off their speed. Often they’ll have one of the cheetahs run (we have like twelve cheetah), and then they’ll have one of the dogs do the run to show how much faster the cats are. People get a kick out of that. The dogs…let’s just say they try their best.

madlori: tastefullyoffensive: by Xergion This is true! The zoo where I volunteer (the illustrious Columbus Zoo & Aquarium) was one of the...

Have A: 2:21 Courtney, 24 Ô Waitress O 19 miles away I'm the kind of girl you can take home to meet your dad. He'll think l'm charming, kind, and a bit sexy. He'll fall in love with me, and l'll think I feel the same way. We'll get married. I'Il be your mom. I'll confront you, "Why do you have a tinder account?" You'll be grounded. II Lol

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Have A: d TikTok @nikidonks WORLE STAR d TikTok @nikidonks WORLG STAR “When someone asks if I have a hidden talent” 😩😂💦 (IG: alexa410_) https://t.co/BZtlf2NrAi

“When someone asks if I have a hidden talent” 😩😂💦 (IG: alexa410_) https://t.co/BZtlf2NrAi

Have A: Elias-wUI @elias_khawam23 *studying for exam in college* Me reading notes: 'Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes' Me in my head: "Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway" *goes to sleep

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