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Dank, 🤖, and Wanted: She said she wanted to have a "serious conversation about my immaturity" but she didn't know the password

Dank, 🤖, and Car: OWANTAGIRL WHO LOVES LONG ROMANTICWALKS BECAUSEI DONT HAVE A CAR, ORANYMONEY Where you at?

Where you at?

Logic, Memes, and 🤖: WE NEED TO STOP FOREIGN INFLUENCE IN OUR ELECTIONS LEFTISTS NON-CITIZENS HAVE A RIGHT TO VOTE IN OUR ELECTIONS! ALSO LEFTISTS TURNING POINT USA Leftist Logic At Its Finest... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Leftist Logic At Its Finest... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Beautiful, Dank, and Homeless: THIS HOMELESS MAN ISABOUT TO HAVE A COMPLETE MAKEOVER The moment when he finally sees his completed transformation is so beautiful 👏❤️

The moment when he finally sees his completed transformation is so beautiful 👏❤️

Time, Once, and Who: Did you know? Left handed people have a higher chance of finishing their exam on time than people Who died at birth I once died

I once died

Family, Iphone, and Twitter: rosie wvestside @roseeforever I asked a little girl if her steak was ok medium because everyone else in her family got it medium and she said "do you guys have a small" 22:06 3/8/19 Twitter for iPhone Steak and girl

Steak and girl

Gif, God, and Tumblr: Karen last seen with the kids Today Do you like anyone? 18:05 yeah, you 18:06 Um, I have a boyfriend 18:06 yeah, you?* 18:07 Oh haha 18:07 Thank god 18:08 Yeah, no I'm single and I don't have anyone l like 18:08 cOs tan za red-king-4:Optimizing…

red-king-4:Optimizing…

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Nigerian Problems

Nice, You, and Hat: When you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice

Today, Super, and Mar: You can only like this today HAVE A SUPER MAR 12 AMAR Hurry!!

Hurry!!

Blackpeopletwitter, College, and Family: up,' 97% 1 5:53 Tweet T from QueensT" @Tristan_NYC My younger cousin is a licensed plumber. He earned 2.5 what I do Sets his own hours My family friend is an electrician Earns double what I do. Works ess hours I have a degree They have less than 60 college credits combined Save your bread, Learn a trade HYM8NZ @_QuitaBee How do you feel about your kids not getting their bachelors degree but getting skills training to be a welder, plumber, etc? Show this thread Tweet your reply Fill in that job gap (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Fill in that job gap (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

College, Family, and Kids: up,' 97% 1 5:53 Tweet T from QueensT" @Tristan_NYC My younger cousin is a licensed plumber. He earned 2.5 what I do Sets his own hours My family friend is an electrician Earns double what I do. Works ess hours I have a degree They have less than 60 college credits combined Save your bread, Learn a trade HYM8NZ @_QuitaBee How do you feel about your kids not getting their bachelors degree but getting skills training to be a welder, plumber, etc? Show this thread Tweet your reply Fill in that job gap

Fill in that job gap

College, Dank, and Family: up,' 97% 1 5:53 Tweet T from QueensT" @Tristan_NYC My younger cousin is a licensed plumber. He earned 2.5 what I do Sets his own hours My family friend is an electrician Earns double what I do. Works ess hours I have a degree They have less than 60 college credits combined Save your bread, Learn a trade HYM8NZ @_QuitaBee How do you feel about your kids not getting their bachelors degree but getting skills training to be a welder, plumber, etc? Show this thread Tweet your reply Fill in that job gap by Hopefulromantic1999 MORE MEMES

Fill in that job gap by Hopefulromantic1999 MORE MEMES

Club, Tumblr, and Best: Listen, Am I the most attractive girl out there? Of course not. But do l have a good personality? No, but do I wake up everyday and try to be the best person I can be? Also no laughoutloud-club: I’m a keeper…

laughoutloud-club: I’m a keeper…

Love, Stuff, and Word: Some goober invented a triple- barreled shotgun so you can kill stuff deader tef ucekaary 22, 2016 243pm Meanwhile in the 1960's: S. .d Hillbergs Colt Defender shotgun would love to have a word with you

Hillbergs Colt Defender shotgun would love to have a word with you

Super, Mar, and Have: HAVE A SUPER MAR 13 1000

Kyrie Irving, LeBron James, and Lebron: HIT JOE VARDON wish AKERS [CRITICISMS ARE] A LITTLE UNFAIR BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH TIME HE MISSED BR KYRIE IRVING ON LEBRON JAMES Does Kyrie have a point?

Does Kyrie have a point?

Club, Tumblr, and Best: Listen, Am I the most attractive girl out there? Of course not. But do l have a good personality? No, but do I wake up everyday and try to be the best person I can be? Also no laughoutloud-club: I’m a keeper…

laughoutloud-club: I’m a keeper…

Memes, Rand Paul, and Constitution: "THE FOUNDERS NEVER INTENDED FOR AMERICANS TO TRUST THEIR GOVERNMENT. OUR ENTIRE CONSTITUTION WAS PREDICATED ON THE NOTION THAT GOVERNMENT WAS A NECESSARY EVIL, TO BE RESTRAINED AND MINIMIZED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE." RAND PAUL THE PATRIOT POST Prove this statement wrong? Prove my thoughts wrong? I will stand upon the fact that our Federal government should be small, and our states have a larger role in our individual liberties and freedoms. It is much more manageable from a geographical perspective... Anyone that wants a larger Federal government is trying to use it in a manner that does not reflect individual rights.

Prove this statement wrong? Prove my thoughts wrong? I will stand upon the fact that our Federal government should be small, and our state...

God, Life, and Memes: I have a friend that will never give up on me. who will always be there by my side. His name is God Amen! Beauty of Life

Flight, Flight Attendant, and Him: Consider John Frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp FLIGHT ATTENDANT: The pilot is dead! Can anyone fly a plane!? ME: I have a pilots license! [everyone exhales in relief] ME: I stole it from the pilot after l murdered him

Bitch, Dank, and Work: @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done. It still has work to do.

It still has work to do.

Friends, Grandma, and Love: DIVINE BEAST WAH NABORIS J Cribbs 2 months ago (edited) I started playing Zelda 25 years ago when my son was 10. I'm 60 now and he is 36. Last xmas l begged my husband for a nintendo switch and actually got one! My only game is BOTW. I have about 400 hrs so far. It took me a while to get used to it. My hands have arthritis now but I love my game. My grandsons teenage friends assist me at times. This will be my first beast by myself. Thank you for an excellent tutorial. After so many years of playing super nintendo, it feels great to be upgraded. I tell my grandkids I am the only grandma in town with an "electronic switch", which makes them laugh.. I have concentrated on accumulating things, like ancient things. I have tons and tons of every arrow there is. I have my house completely upgraded to store weapons. I have a huge very powerful weapons cache.. I am working on the korko seeds to upgrade all my slots too. It's a slow process for me but I love it. I bought the master upgrade today.. I will enjoy this for a long long time. My favorite thing right now is that majora mask which fools enemies. Awww..

Awww..

Dank, Head, and Internet: Eden Dranger @Eden Eats Hey men: Do you dry off your face aftera shower with the same towel you use to dry your balls, or do you have a separate ball towel? 8:55 PM 1/9/19 Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 1,142 Likes latest internet reference Replying to @Eden Eats You start with the face then head on down. The towel forgets everything by tomorrow 918 16 V1,181 で Shhhhh don't tell them our secrets.

Shhhhh don't tell them our secrets.

Love, Skateboarding, and Tony Hawk: Tony Hawk C @tonyhawk Young kid at skatepark: "Are you a professional?" Me: yes Him: "But you're a grown up!" Me: I know. It's weird Him: "I have a skateboard" Me:l hope you never outgrow it awesomacious: I love wholesome celebrities

awesomacious: I love wholesome celebrities

Ass, Calculator, and Lying: "YoU aReNt aLwAyS gOnNa HaVe a cAlCuLaToR iN yOuR pOcKeT!" lying ass 90s teachers I still carry mine around

I still carry mine around

Http, Net, and You: Pray, not only because you need somethng, but because you have a lot to be thankful for http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Coyote, Time, and Dog: Amina Akhtar @Drrramina There's a coyote outside. You knovW what that means: coyote vest time! Does your dog have a coyote vest?Tw: drrramina

Does your dog have a coyote vest?Tw: drrramina

Fashion, Head, and Siri: When Siri says "head northeast" and you don't have a MF compass @landing.strip novelty-gift-ideas:Weird Cat Statue T-Shirt

novelty-gift-ideas:Weird Cat Statue T-Shirt

Fashion, Head, and Siri: When Siri says "head northeast" and you don't have a MF compass @landing.strip novelty-gift-ideas:Weird Cat Statue T-Shirt

novelty-gift-ideas:Weird Cat Statue T-Shirt

Wow, Thank You, and Best: mamoru I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet? mamoru dragginage That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play trumpet to annoy them. Just try your best and have fun! oh wow you are so right! thank you! The epitome of human cruelty

The epitome of human cruelty

Dirk Nowitzki, Instagram, and Twitter: IDON'T KNOW IF IT'S ABOUT WINNING AS MUCH ANYMORE AS IT IS LOOKING GOOD ON INSTAGRAM TWITTER, HAVING FOLLOWERS AND HAVING CLICKS AND 5miles LIKES Dirk Nowitzki on today's game B R h/t The Athletic Does Dirk have a point?

Does Dirk have a point?

Skateboarding, Tony Hawk, and Weird: Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Young kid at skatepark: "Are you a professional?" Me: yes Him: "But you're a grown up!" Me: I know. It's weird Him: "I have a skateboard" Me: l hope you never outgrow it How wholesome, Tony :)

How wholesome, Tony :)

Ass, Basketball, and Walmart: @Believablee Today at Walmart this girl ahead of me in line card kept declining. So the cashier offered to pay for it. She told him "I HaVE A BOyfRIEnd"...and the cashier legit told her "I'm tryna hurry home and watch some basketball rn, not date your broke ass.

Funny, Money, and Spider: clim a PLANT KILLER What Kind of Light Do You Get? None See it's Dark In Here Tons Decent Have Room for Major Growth What Size Plant? Large & Dramatic Small & Stylish Sky's the Limit! Nothing Too Giant Umbrella Plant Rubber Snake Plant Plant Jade or Chinese Money Plant 久똑 mgPETa a PLANT EATER How Do You Describe Your Style? Beachy Tropical Traditional Mid-Century How Green is Your Thumb? Rubber Plant Areca Palm I Have a l Need Decent Track Something Record Easy Maidenhair Fern Boston Fern Spider Plant What Kind of Plant Do You Want? Something Leafy & Luscious More Minimalist Want a Climber? ZZ Plant Yes No Thanks Pothos How about Flowers? Shrug. Don't Yes! Really Care Bonus! Cast Iron Peace Lily my plare o SUPER SMALL How About a Hanging Plant? Yes! No! Where's the Best Spot? Where Can You Squeeze One In? . MOn My windowsil Sunny Windowsi Bookcase Top of Bathroom Wall Spider Succulents Aloe English Ivy Plant Pothos Staghorn Fern Jade herbwicc: plantinghuman: Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy. Source: apartmenttherapy.com FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!

herbwicc: plantinghuman: Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy. Source: apartmenttherapy.com FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAV...

Crying, Fall, and Saw: Tweet Tex Lohnes @tex_lohnes Just saw a girl at a red light crying and singing I Fall Apart so loud I could hear it through both our closed windows. So I rolled down my window and said "same girl, wanna go take shots?" And now we have a tequila date Wednesday

$Crying, Fall, and Saw: Tweet Tex Lohnes @tex_lohnes Just saw a girl at a red light crying and singing I Fall Apart so loud I could hear it through both our closed windows. So I rolled down my window and said "same girl, wanna go take shots?" And now we have a tequila date Wednesday$

Fake, Gif, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 12:23 Emma Wow you have a long tongue Today 09:53 yeah it's fake Damn how does one get a fake tongue Today 10:20 my amazing editing skills Today 10:56 Truly fascinating Can you edit my dick longer? probably but i ain't tryna stare at a picture of that It's ok you'd spend the whole time struggling to find it GIF Type a message Send How to get the ladies: 101

How to get the ladies: 101

Memes, Best, and Good: The last molecule of serotonin in my brairn doing its best to make sure I have a good day @tank.sinatra https://t.co/DrUpwDDT9N

https://t.co/DrUpwDDT9N

Tumblr, Blog, and Cancer: "I have a private foundation that's been running for five or six years, and it helps aid a couple of children's hospitals and cancer research. I don't like to attach my name to it; I just let the foundation do what it does." awesomacious: Keanu Reeves runs a private foundation

awesomacious: Keanu Reeves runs a private foundation

Yeah, Autism, and Sick: 18 days!! @archivistwasp even if vaccines did cause autism i would still vax my child. like yeah we can talk abt how it's infactual that vaccines cause autism, but let's also talk about how deep the hatred for autistic people goes that people would rather have a dead or sick child than an autistic one. 6/25/18, 8:02 PM ouch.

ouch.

Comfortable, God, and Life: "Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you're 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn't go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It's going to break your heart. Don't let this happen."

Alive, Being Alone, and Driving: "I wanna go on a roadtrip someday. Alone or with someone I love. I wanna get away. Explore places. Sleep in the car. Stop a lot just to admire the view. Visit museums and try out coffee shops. Listen to my favorite albums while driving. Have a polaroid camera. Take pretty pictures of the sunrise Take pictures of myself. Run through a forest. Chase fog. Chase the sun. Spend hours on a field making flower crowns. Feel the wind in my hair. Buy souvenirs. Meet people. Take time to observe. I wanna make memories. I wanna feel alive."

Future, Journey, and Memes: PEANUTS I HAVE A LOTOF PREPARATIONG TO MAKE THIS IS VERY SERIOUS 3-g FIRST BEAGLE ON THE MOON! IM REALLY GOING TO SURPRISE EVERYONE. THEYLL NEVER BELIEVE IT.. © PNTS Snoopy takes an unforgettable trip in a series of strips first published 50 years ago this week, on March 8–15, 1969. This classic Peanuts storyline follows the determined beagle in his mission to the moon and back. Follow Snoopy’s journey over the next few days and look for future posts this May celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 10 mission! #FirstBeagleontheMoon

Snoopy takes an unforgettable trip in a series of strips first published 50 years ago this week, on March 8–15, 1969. This classic Peanuts s...

Memes, Flickr, and The General: An estimated 3% of the population have a gene that allows them to fully function on six or less hours of sleep a night, rather than the general recommendation of eight hours. Photo courtesy of Alyssa L. Miller/Flickr @factsweird

Iphone, Logic, and Movies: hopeful pessimist (formerly @sjw_movies) @plsleaveamsg 7h No one: White "allies": Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl the way i have been treated by poc today makes me understand why some people have a problem good jobyou took a person without a racist bone in her bodv and gave her a reason to look at the flip side. not too bright 6:39 PM 03 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 6 Likes vague-humanoid: remiivoxerplemii02: deadg1rls: this is pretty much all white people and the infractions that “caused them to see the logic to racism” is usually something like “a brown or black person wasn’t being especially polite to me” “You’re mean you deserve racism ” How does someone “without a racist bone in her body” decide an individual’s actions could possibly justify the treatment of a group?

$Iphone, Logic, and Movies: hopeful pessimist (formerly @sjw_movies) @plsleaveamsg 7h No one: White "allies": Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl the way i have been treated by poc today makes me understand why some people have a problem good jobyou took a person without a racist bone in her bodv and gave her a reason to look at the flip side. not too bright 6:39 PM 03 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 6 Likes vague-humanoid: remiivoxerplemii02: deadg1rls: this is pretty much all white people and the infractions that “caused them to see the logic to racism” is usually something like “a brown or black person wasn’t being especially polite to me” “You’re mean you deserve racism ” How does someone “without a racist bone in her body” decide an individual’s actions could possibly justify the treatment of a group?$