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halal: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]
halal: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
 and then she met this guy. He let her love
 all over him for 20 minutes and then
 afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
 sweet boy, for making her into the dog
 lover that she is!
 GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calorie...

halal: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it This is why i cant get house @DrSmashlove A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say “ok”, “eh”, “I’m alright”, “TIRED LOL”, “ugh”, “is it Friday yet”. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ain’t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel Hermès tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: “KILLING IT.” I’m dead ass. That’s what he say every time: “KILLING IT” 😂. Sometimes he say it aggressively: “KILLING IT 😳.” Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: “killing it ☺️.” But regardless, it’s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Don’t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ain’t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK 😂. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And that’s what he do. I’ve pitched clients with him and dude’s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him “bruv. How did u just do that? We don’t even do this type of work?” And he say “smash, relax. We’ll ‘ham and egg’ it.” I don’t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means “we’ll figure it out.” Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say “hey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task I’ve been assigned that I haven’t done before?” She’ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef 🤗😂). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
halal: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it
 This is why i cant get
 house
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say “ok”, “eh”, “I’m alright”, “TIRED LOL”, “ugh”, “is it Friday yet”. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ain’t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel Hermès tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: “KILLING IT.” I’m dead ass. That’s what he say every time: “KILLING IT” 😂. Sometimes he say it aggressively: “KILLING IT 😳.” Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: “killing it ☺️.” But regardless, it’s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Don’t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ain’t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK 😂. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And that’s what he do. I’ve pitched clients with him and dude’s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him “bruv. How did u just do that? We don’t even do this type of work?” And he say “smash, relax. We’ll ‘ham and egg’ it.” I don’t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means “we’ll figure it out.” Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say “hey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task I’ve been assigned that I haven’t done before?” She’ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef 🤗😂). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! 😍😂😂😂

A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say “ok”, “eh”, “I’m alright”, “TIRED LOL”, “ugh”, “is it Friday yet”. U...

halal: Puppy eyes Life update: remember the caption I wrote about bending down and busting the ass seam out of my suit pants? Well I sewed them up myself (as I wrote back then) with light grey thread but the suit was dark grey. To me the shit look fine. Like the stitching was on point low key I was proud of myself lol. But lo and behold yesterday I get an email from my homie who is head of facilities at the firm: "smash, it has come to my attention that you may not be aware that there is a large tear in the seat of your pants." OK. So lemme be clear. Yes the stitching down my ass crack is contrasting. However it is not a large tear. In fact the tear has been repaired. THE LARGER ISSUE AT HAND IS WHY THE SECRETARIES HAD TO GANG UP AND APPROACH THE HEAD OF FACILITIES TO SEND THIS EMAIL. WHY YALL LOOKING AT SMASH'S BUTT CHEEKS IN THE FIRST PLACE, THIS THE REAL QUESTION. I CAME TO THIS FIRM READY TO PROVE MYSELF. I DONE PULLED THE MULTIPLE ALL NIGHTERS. I DONE WORKED IN SEVERAL OF OUR OFFICES GLOBALLY. DONE MISSED EVERY PERSONAL ENGAGEMENT IMAGINABLE TO GET DEALS DONE. AND AFTER ALL THIS, I'M JUST A SEXY PIECE OF HALAL ASS-MEAT FOR THE SECRETARIES TO GIGGLE AT. OK. SO THIS IS WHERE THINGS STAND. JUST EYE CANDY FOR YALL. WELL SAY NO MORE. TOMORROW IMMA WEAR HIJAB. AND A TRENCH COAT. "Have you seen smash today in a erykah badu head wrap? Did he lose his mind??" NAH BUT APPARENTLY YALL CAN'T STOP STARING SO I HAD TO CUT OFF THE SUPPLY. FIND ANOTHER PAIR OF BOUNTEOUS ASS CHEEKS TO OGLE THIS ONE IS OVER ISS CANCELED BLESS UP 😒😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-cantthinkofanamern)
halal: Puppy eyes
Life update: remember the caption I wrote about bending down and busting the ass seam out of my suit pants? Well I sewed them up myself (as I wrote back then) with light grey thread but the suit was dark grey. To me the shit look fine. Like the stitching was on point low key I was proud of myself lol. But lo and behold yesterday I get an email from my homie who is head of facilities at the firm: "smash, it has come to my attention that you may not be aware that there is a large tear in the seat of your pants." OK. So lemme be clear. Yes the stitching down my ass crack is contrasting. However it is not a large tear. In fact the tear has been repaired. THE LARGER ISSUE AT HAND IS WHY THE SECRETARIES HAD TO GANG UP AND APPROACH THE HEAD OF FACILITIES TO SEND THIS EMAIL. WHY YALL LOOKING AT SMASH'S BUTT CHEEKS IN THE FIRST PLACE, THIS THE REAL QUESTION. I CAME TO THIS FIRM READY TO PROVE MYSELF. I DONE PULLED THE MULTIPLE ALL NIGHTERS. I DONE WORKED IN SEVERAL OF OUR OFFICES GLOBALLY. DONE MISSED EVERY PERSONAL ENGAGEMENT IMAGINABLE TO GET DEALS DONE. AND AFTER ALL THIS, I'M JUST A SEXY PIECE OF HALAL ASS-MEAT FOR THE SECRETARIES TO GIGGLE AT. OK. SO THIS IS WHERE THINGS STAND. JUST EYE CANDY FOR YALL. WELL SAY NO MORE. TOMORROW IMMA WEAR HIJAB. AND A TRENCH COAT. "Have you seen smash today in a erykah badu head wrap? Did he lose his mind??" NAH BUT APPARENTLY YALL CAN'T STOP STARING SO I HAD TO CUT OFF THE SUPPLY. FIND ANOTHER PAIR OF BOUNTEOUS ASS CHEEKS TO OGLE THIS ONE IS OVER ISS CANCELED BLESS UP 😒😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-cantthinkofanamern)

Life update: remember the caption I wrote about bending down and busting the ass seam out of my suit pants? Well I sewed them up myself (...

halal: Media Sosial Kakak Beradik Asal Ngawi yang Viral dan Bikin Haru Netizen, Simak Kisahnya Kamis, 12 Januari 2017 09:04 G+ LINE Kali ini saya akan menulis tentang adik Tari yang bernama Yono nama lengkapnya Wasis Nuryono, siswa kelas 2 SMA N 1 Widodaren. Yono adalah sosok siswa yang lugu, kuat dan tangguh. Yang mana tidak seperti biasanya anak muda jaman sekarang, sekolah bawa sepeda motor, keluyuran, main HP dll. Justru yono sangat luar biasa. Bila di jaman sekarang semangat dan tekad untuk sekolah patut diacungi jempol. Dia sekolah dengan mengayuh sepeda onthel yang sudah butut dari rumahnya Tunggul hingga Kauman sekitar 10 km. Dia tidak malu walau teman-temannya bawa sepeda motor bagus. Baginya tidaklah penting, yang terpenting bisa sekolah. Yang lebih luar biasa lagi, setiap pulang sekolah atau liburan dia bukan bermain atau kelayapan. Namun dia bekerja sebagai buruh pasir di sungai atau bengawan. Semua dilakukan untuk membantu ortu, biaya sekolah kakaknya Tari juga buat sekolah dirinya sendiri. Bila musim sawah, bapak Jiyo, istri, Yono, Tari, semua juga ikut kerja buruh tani, tandur, macul, matun, derep atau yang lain. Yang terpenting bagi keluarga ini kerja halal. Kisah ini adalah nyata dan sesuai fakta. Bila ingin mengetahui langsung, silahkan datang atau ketemu keluarga ini dengan alamat keluarga bapak Imam Sujiyo (Jiyo)-ibu Karni, Rt 03 RW 06 Tunggul, Kedungmiri, Sambirejo, Mantingan, Ngawi, jawa Timur." Saat dikonfirmasi, Yuni membenarkan cerita mengenai keluarga itu. Ia dan tetangga lain pun merasa salut dengan semangat Tari dan Yono. Yuni mengaku tak tahu apakah dua anak itu mendapat beasiswa atau tidak. Beberapa waktu lalu, Jiyo sempat berniat untuk menghentikankuliah Tari karena ibunya jatuh sakit. Namun, Tari tetap bertahan dan memburuh apa saja agar tetap dapat kuliah. "Saya tetangga satu RT. Yang lain naik sepeda motor atau naik bus, dia cukup ngonthel. Tak bagus onthelnya, onthel jelek. Orang sekampung salut pokoknya," tutur Yuni. salaminspirasi
halal: Media Sosial
 Kakak Beradik Asal
 Ngawi yang Viral dan
 Bikin Haru Netizen,
 Simak Kisahnya
 Kamis, 12 Januari 2017 09:04
 G+
 LINE
Kali ini saya akan menulis tentang adik Tari yang bernama Yono nama lengkapnya Wasis Nuryono, siswa kelas 2 SMA N 1 Widodaren. Yono adalah sosok siswa yang lugu, kuat dan tangguh. Yang mana tidak seperti biasanya anak muda jaman sekarang, sekolah bawa sepeda motor, keluyuran, main HP dll. Justru yono sangat luar biasa. Bila di jaman sekarang semangat dan tekad untuk sekolah patut diacungi jempol. Dia sekolah dengan mengayuh sepeda onthel yang sudah butut dari rumahnya Tunggul hingga Kauman sekitar 10 km. Dia tidak malu walau teman-temannya bawa sepeda motor bagus. Baginya tidaklah penting, yang terpenting bisa sekolah. Yang lebih luar biasa lagi, setiap pulang sekolah atau liburan dia bukan bermain atau kelayapan. Namun dia bekerja sebagai buruh pasir di sungai atau bengawan. Semua dilakukan untuk membantu ortu, biaya sekolah kakaknya Tari juga buat sekolah dirinya sendiri. Bila musim sawah, bapak Jiyo, istri, Yono, Tari, semua juga ikut kerja buruh tani, tandur, macul, matun, derep atau yang lain. Yang terpenting bagi keluarga ini kerja halal. Kisah ini adalah nyata dan sesuai fakta. Bila ingin mengetahui langsung, silahkan datang atau ketemu keluarga ini dengan alamat keluarga bapak Imam Sujiyo (Jiyo)-ibu Karni, Rt 03 RW 06 Tunggul, Kedungmiri, Sambirejo, Mantingan, Ngawi, jawa Timur." Saat dikonfirmasi, Yuni membenarkan cerita mengenai keluarga itu. Ia dan tetangga lain pun merasa salut dengan semangat Tari dan Yono. Yuni mengaku tak tahu apakah dua anak itu mendapat beasiswa atau tidak. Beberapa waktu lalu, Jiyo sempat berniat untuk menghentikankuliah Tari karena ibunya jatuh sakit. Namun, Tari tetap bertahan dan memburuh apa saja agar tetap dapat kuliah. "Saya tetangga satu RT. Yang lain naik sepeda motor atau naik bus, dia cukup ngonthel. Tak bagus onthelnya, onthel jelek. Orang sekampung salut pokoknya," tutur Yuni. salaminspirasi

Kali ini saya akan menulis tentang adik Tari yang bernama Yono nama lengkapnya Wasis Nuryono, siswa kelas 2 SMA N 1 Widodaren. Yono adala...

halal: Bapak Ini Pangku Anaknya yang Tertidur Pulas di Pinggir Jalan, Pengakuannya Bikin Terenyuh Okezone.com Qur'anul Hidayat Diterbitkan: 27/07/2017 11:52 URL O5 - Banyak orang di sekitar kita yang tak bisa menikmati hidup layak. Kisah hidup mereka tak jarang membuat masyarakat terenyuh dan menyadari betapa beruntungnya kehidupan kita selama ini. Tengok saja cerita yang dibagikan seorang pengguna Facebook, Regi Irawan ini. Regi yang adalah seorang driver ojek online itu tak sengaja menemukan Pak Junaedi bersama anaknya.Terlihat dalam foto yang diunggah Regi, Pak Junaedi tengah memangku anaknya yang tengah tertidur pulas di pinggir jalan. Kondisi keduanya membuat Regi tergerak untuk bertanya. Pak Junaedi ternyata adalah pemulung, setiap harinya mengumpulkan botol plastik bekas di wilayah Bogor. Lelah memulung botol bekas, Pak Junaedi beristirahat di pinggir jalan, sambil memangku anaknya yang tertidur. Menurut Regi, Pak Junaedi yang beralamat di Cijayanti II, Babakan Madang itu baru pulang dari memulung sekira pukul 01.00 WIB, saat sudah mendapatkan satu karung plastik bekas. "Yang saya salut dengan beliau adalah semangatnya dalam mencari rezeki yang halal. Semoga pak junaedi tetap sehat. Amin," tulis Regi, seperti dikutip Okezone, Kamis (27-7-2017). Unggahan Regi ini membuat netizen terenyuh. Mereka pun berdoa agar Pak Junaedi dan anaknya mendapatkan bantuan dari dermawan. "Ya allah gx tega apalagi liat si kecil nya ya allah permudahkan rezeky pada bapa dan anak trsebut,, smoga ada dermawan yg mau mmbantu nya," tulis Ci Ci Huyy"Semoga jadi pembelajaran buat semua terutama para pejabat…. masih banyak rakyatnya yg susah payah mencari rizki demi sesuap nasi…," tulis Lambang
halal: Bapak Ini Pangku Anaknya
 yang Tertidur Pulas di Pinggir
 Jalan, Pengakuannya Bikin
 Terenyuh
 Okezone.com Qur'anul Hidayat
 Diterbitkan: 27/07/2017 11:52
 URL
 O5
- Banyak orang di sekitar kita yang tak bisa menikmati hidup layak. Kisah hidup mereka tak jarang membuat masyarakat terenyuh dan menyadari betapa beruntungnya kehidupan kita selama ini. Tengok saja cerita yang dibagikan seorang pengguna Facebook, Regi Irawan ini. Regi yang adalah seorang driver ojek online itu tak sengaja menemukan Pak Junaedi bersama anaknya.Terlihat dalam foto yang diunggah Regi, Pak Junaedi tengah memangku anaknya yang tengah tertidur pulas di pinggir jalan. Kondisi keduanya membuat Regi tergerak untuk bertanya. Pak Junaedi ternyata adalah pemulung, setiap harinya mengumpulkan botol plastik bekas di wilayah Bogor. Lelah memulung botol bekas, Pak Junaedi beristirahat di pinggir jalan, sambil memangku anaknya yang tertidur. Menurut Regi, Pak Junaedi yang beralamat di Cijayanti II, Babakan Madang itu baru pulang dari memulung sekira pukul 01.00 WIB, saat sudah mendapatkan satu karung plastik bekas. "Yang saya salut dengan beliau adalah semangatnya dalam mencari rezeki yang halal. Semoga pak junaedi tetap sehat. Amin," tulis Regi, seperti dikutip Okezone, Kamis (27-7-2017). Unggahan Regi ini membuat netizen terenyuh. Mereka pun berdoa agar Pak Junaedi dan anaknya mendapatkan bantuan dari dermawan. "Ya allah gx tega apalagi liat si kecil nya ya allah permudahkan rezeky pada bapa dan anak trsebut,, smoga ada dermawan yg mau mmbantu nya," tulis Ci Ci Huyy"Semoga jadi pembelajaran buat semua terutama para pejabat…. masih banyak rakyatnya yg susah payah mencari rizki demi sesuap nasi…," tulis Lambang

- Banyak orang di sekitar kita yang tak bisa menikmati hidup layak. Kisah hidup mereka tak jarang membuat masyarakat terenyuh dan menyada...