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Dude, Fucking, and Gif: WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift intout People will always know it's you any form you choose spaztomato13: wanderingwolfsbane: snippyschnapps: haiku-robot: rispahanguis: christiandevil7: nepetaloveme: tyfye49: kasaithederp: therapist-anon: cc-the-pathetic-nobody: chris-drawing-shack: weezy-pup: symmetrical-twin: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream. PUSH DA BUTTON I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas! you could be a fucking furry, enough said. YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT Become a god. Just, become a god. Enough said. Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc. *slams button* I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button :: i could finally look in the mirror without gagging :: presses button ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Welcome @image-transcribing-bot | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet! Time to abuse THIS power This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway *SMASHES BUTTON* BEEEEEF
Dude, Fucking, and Gif: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift intout
 People will always know
 it's you
 any form you choose
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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY




Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream. 

PUSH DA BUTTON

I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas!

you could be a fucking furry, enough said.


YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER
WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT

Become a god.
Just, become a god.
Enough said.


Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc.

*slams button*


I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button ::


i could finally look in the mirror without gagging :: presses button ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Welcome @image-transcribing-bot | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!


Time to abuse THIS power


This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway 


*SMASHES BUTTON*


BEEEEEF

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America, Bitch, and Christmas: Anonymous said: Turns out the gift is from America anyways just to fxck with England's head Anonymous said: It's America specifically because he said it couldn't have been Anonymous said: France, maybe? Oh, or maybe Canada? Anonymous said: Is it France who gave you the gift? just-your-average-loser said: Is the present from Japan by any chance? heartoffawn said: I bet Canada is your secret Santa! Anonymous said: um... France? Does he count under Japan and his friends? whendaylightstrikes said Merry Christmas! The gift is from Canada, right?! amethyst-haiku said: if i'm being honest that sounds like berwald's work. he may be a man of few words, and have that male equivalent resting bitch face, but yeah. Anonymous said I think that is a Harry Potter book, idk Anonymous said: FRANCE GAVE YOU THE GIFT, I KNOW IT, I SMELL IT Anonymous said: Canada- Canada is most likely the one who is your secret Santa- Well, either Canada or Japan- aph-ask-england: aph-ask-england: (( Trans: To: England, from Italy…“This is a photo of all of us this year! France helped me with the colours, Japan helped me wrap it and Canada and America engraved it in gold paint! –Isn’t that cool? It’s really a gift from all of us, I think. Anyway, sorry about crashing at your place last year when Finland needed our help! Your house isn’t nearly as scary as I thought it would be! Buon Natale – Italy” Admin/mun note: Thank you to everyone that participated with comments, reblogs and asks! I hope this was a fun, unexpected surprise for everyone! A little love can come from anywhere 3 3 3 Remember to spread the Christmas spirit today! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Correct answers: A picture/frame from ITALY Special thanks to: @just-your-average-loser@heartoffawn @whendaylightstrikes @amethyst-haiku @nyocanada15  @jehdyn @yastothetrash@frukspamanogerita @failingatlifeobviously@franceissexy@transboipopplio @kirklandarthurs@hetaliaandother@suck-it-loser@miaoubutton@americancirconflex@eternallyawkward137And many more….! )) (( Said participants are welcome to message me and receive a free, full-size image of the Christmas photo as a commission piece if they would like— as a present from me for Christmas! )) 
America, Bitch, and Christmas: Anonymous said:
 Turns out the gift is from America anyways just to fxck with England's head
 Anonymous said:
 It's America specifically because he said it couldn't have been
 Anonymous said:
 France, maybe? Oh, or maybe Canada?
 Anonymous said:
 Is it France who gave you the gift?

 just-your-average-loser said:
 Is the present from Japan by any chance?
 heartoffawn said:
 I bet Canada is your secret Santa!
 Anonymous said:
 um... France? Does he count under Japan and his friends?
 whendaylightstrikes said
 Merry Christmas! The gift is from Canada, right?!

 amethyst-haiku said:
 if i'm being honest that sounds like berwald's work. he may be a man of few
 words, and have that male equivalent resting bitch face, but yeah.
 Anonymous said
 I think that is a Harry Potter book, idk
 Anonymous said:
 FRANCE GAVE YOU THE GIFT, I KNOW IT, I SMELL IT
 Anonymous said:
 Canada- Canada is most likely the one who is your secret Santa- Well, either
 Canada or Japan-
aph-ask-england:

aph-ask-england:
(( Trans: To: England, from Italy…“This is a photo of all of us this year! France helped me with the colours, Japan helped me wrap it and Canada and America engraved it in gold paint! –Isn’t that cool? It’s really a gift from all of us, I think. Anyway, sorry about crashing at your place last year when Finland needed our help! Your house isn’t nearly as scary as I thought it would be! Buon Natale – Italy” Admin/mun note: Thank you to everyone that participated with comments, reblogs and asks! I hope this was a fun, unexpected surprise for everyone! A little love can come from anywhere 3 3 3 Remember to spread the Christmas spirit today! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Correct answers: A picture/frame from ITALY Special thanks to: @just-your-average-loser@heartoffawn @whendaylightstrikes @amethyst-haiku @nyocanada15  @jehdyn @yastothetrash@frukspamanogerita @failingatlifeobviously@franceissexy@transboipopplio @kirklandarthurs@hetaliaandother@suck-it-loser@miaoubutton@americancirconflex@eternallyawkward137And many more….! ))

(( Said participants are welcome to message me and receive a free, full-size image of the Christmas photo as a commission piece if they would like— as a present from me for Christmas! )) 

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Anaconda, Bad, and Crime: 0 Towleroad @tird Follow School Closed After Parents Declare Hunting Season' on 12-Year-Old Transgender Student 'A Good Knife Will Do the Job' tlrd.us /2OC32YZ 6:10 AM 14 Aug 2018 ▼ 合颀钮谈遮 1.368 Retweets 1,833 Likes haiku-robot: maxthekingofpirates: mooncryptid: livinghopelessly: blackqueerblog: A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girls’ bathroom. Maddie had been using the staff bathroom at her old school but used the girls’ bathroom at the new school because she wasn’t sure where the staff bathroom was. She was then accused of peeping under a bathroom stall. Her mother said it was probably because she “leans very far forward to use the bathroom.” Then the threats began on a private parents’ Facebook group for the school. The parents called Maddie “it” and “thing”, suggested that her genitalia be mutilated to make her female (“a good sharp knife will do the job real quick”). One said it was “hunting season on them kind” and said there was “no bag limit.” Maddie’s mother Brandy Rose said she fears for her life: “These are adults making threats– I don’t understand it. She’s an awesome kid. To see any fear in her, I can’t explain how bad that hurts me for them to hurt her.” KXII reports: “The sheriff said the mother filed a protective order against one parent but no other arrests have been made, however several agencies including the FBI are stepping in to see if any comments constitute a hate crime.” See the screenshots: Sorry to say this but if we have to think about whether or not threatening to cut a 12 year old child is a hate crime means there is no hope for us. What has this nation become when it’s citizens feel they have a right to threaten minorities with no fear of repercussion. The only ringing heard now is the death knell of freedom.. Savages… these are adults. this is disgusting. she’s 12. what. the. fuck. gina segraves [https://www.facebook.com/gina.segraves.7]jamie crenshaw [https://www.facebook.com/Crenshaw4]ty hays [https://www.facebook.com/ty.hays.14]david williams [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100006520560768]couldn’t narrow down eddie belcher or kevin bickerstaff from my preliminary search, but these four are 100% the people in the comments above. do with that what you will. What to do, what to do…hehe well they did kind of ask for it didn’t they :) what to do what to do…hehe well they did kind of ask for it didn’t they ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon
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A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girls’ bathroom.
Maddie had been using the staff bathroom at her old school but used the girls’ bathroom at the new school because she wasn’t sure where the staff bathroom was. She was then accused of peeping under a bathroom stall. Her mother said it was probably because she “leans very far forward to use the bathroom.”
Then the threats began on a private parents’ Facebook group for the school. The parents called Maddie “it” and “thing”, suggested that her genitalia be mutilated to make her female (“a good sharp knife will do the job real quick”). One said it was “hunting season on them kind” and said there was “no bag limit.”
Maddie’s mother Brandy Rose said she fears for her life: “These are adults making threats– I don’t understand it. She’s an awesome kid. To see any fear in her, I can’t explain how bad that hurts me for them to hurt her.”
KXII reports: “The sheriff said the mother filed a protective order against one parent but no other arrests have been made, however several agencies including the FBI are stepping in to see if any comments constitute a hate crime.”
See the screenshots:
Sorry to say this but if we have to think about whether or not threatening to cut a 12 year old child is a hate crime means there is no hope for us. What has this nation become when it’s citizens feel they have a right to threaten minorities with no fear of repercussion. The only ringing heard now is the death knell of freedom.. 
Savages…


these are adults. this is disgusting. she’s 12. what. the. fuck. 
gina segraves [https://www.facebook.com/gina.segraves.7]jamie crenshaw [https://www.facebook.com/Crenshaw4]ty hays [https://www.facebook.com/ty.hays.14]david williams [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100006520560768]couldn’t narrow down eddie belcher or kevin bickerstaff from my preliminary search, but these four are 100% the people in the comments above. do with that what you will. 

What to do, what to do…hehe well they did kind of ask for it didn’t they :)

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Being Alone, Children, and Dating: Logan Trent @TheLoganTrent Follow Millennials are killing the golf industry Business Insider Millennials are obsessed with the style of life'- and it's killing retailers Millennials are killing the movie business I New York Post Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry - the BLITZ agency blog Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? - Forbes Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Take Two | Are millennials killing the running trend? Maybe. | 89.3 KPCC Are Millennials Killing Wine? An exposé. | Quench Magazine "Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's: Gothamist How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is Killing Class Unwritten Millennials Are Killing Off Paper Napkins | Mclntyre in the Morning Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry? | DrivingSales News Here's HoW Millennials Have Killed Crowfunding | Bossip Are Millennials Killing Credit? Top Rated High Risk Merchant RETWEETS LIKES 130 102 2:14 PM 23 Aug 2016 130102 cornerof5thandvermouth: haiku-robot: tardis-in-a-moonbeam: zooophagous: ralfmaximus: princeloki: f1rstperson: Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off let me tell you about golf i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world let the golf industry burn There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.  Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day. That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population. We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use. Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place. Mmm wild blackberries would be great They used to be all around before recent land development here they used to be all around before recent land development here ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon Out where I am we’ve been turning defunct golf courses into public parks and nature trails after letting them overgrow a bit. It’s nice! You get a lot of interesting successional species as the land is reclaimed, and it’s great birdwatching territory.
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 Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned
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Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

let me tell you about golf
i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die
the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago
there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world
let the golf industry burn

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 
Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day. 
That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.
We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.


Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.


Mmm wild blackberries would be great
They used to be all around before recent land development here


they used to be all around before recent land development here ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon



Out where I am we’ve been turning defunct golf courses into public parks and nature trails after letting them overgrow a bit. It’s nice! You get a lot of interesting successional species as the land is reclaimed, and it’s great birdwatching territory.

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