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Family, Pizza, and Work: Yesterday at 11:03 PM I work at a small family owned Italian restaurant and my boss let's me study when we're slow so he brought me a small pizza and said "snack while you study". I worked a 12 hour shift today and he fed me three times and made me a sandwich to take home. He's an angel walking among us. h ad S e e e ina yh w GST l apy w fholags ds l y d o aind t them wd 177 d d delingaisat ears w ley ad ha r l cation, www.sed in eer ahes Th h bw s hing sshur e offding vimasley dng r 3i alest eal pche Ad de viw w s eend dahan d sesal tty W ee wr eses it wan ofee varw a begde vibe le pee Oaly wl de s ou an endty in Eand the al sieon ook at eaieon laktaton, particulatly anging shar l a cialed and g R teking than aksAn abernate ur etod r died th perticlachy i ullanve and sgeria and s of thene en ve in powcr-c ed te tal dgery oee than and shet boy r engge in risky behaier than are gisdsThi g fcharicr will be greatesr aN apatrianchal E pwer then he etr becasse of his employ Thie behavior will be the Irast in nongatriandal unms have ngual poner b se of ther oqual dvidaal delingacncy ratis are shos viwd w the atmbutin of powerper relatione in wt r selations in the famaly Tests of puwer for a variery of in arguments l theury focuses on the greater oetrols of gitl r female offesding in the conteat of strain type me dicumed the particolar victimizarions she e sught o link thes o ehe particular types of r Choner Lind and Faith staned thar "eeach le ol wd lSe m he fdys nd enss dels Ainthe e De Cte har h ie than bos bs they o h ale eaing tht m s ded thtc t e weiolen a le ats hare ked ndes, an appenschg r e s biag tht he a is of The Semiioe gndes le hely i aratee dn i c e e pene hng dm o i ascated wrk the Se dfirent racial d eth niiery What are called "hge w as A eie for fernales ae the ty y e doisant Euean Airwn ca gS and debed this feityglles So ney expetol n beh nr lett nbe ts that alym ar hsee g chentry, and s feth, al they w sher they de or ent ck and vher wht e dey at the heart of ech of girl r victimitation 7.6K 124 Comments 148 Shares So Wholesome!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2L0Tnye
Family, Pizza, and Work: Yesterday at 11:03 PM
 I work at a small family owned Italian restaurant and
 my boss let's me study when we're slow so he
 brought me a small pizza and said "snack while you
 study". I worked a 12 hour shift today and he fed me
 three times and made me a sandwich to take home.
 He's an angel walking among us.
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 tal dgery oee than and shet boy
 r engge in risky behaier than are gisdsThi
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 r selations in the famaly Tests of puwer
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 7.6K
 124 Comments 148 Shares
So Wholesome!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2L0Tnye

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Anaconda, At-At, and Bad: theshitpostcalligrapher: morgan1yam: theshitpostcalligrapher: 99daysofr: theshitpostcalligrapher: theshitpostcalligrapher: it fuckin begins my dudes.  for expository context i started working on this bad boy at 1am whilst listening to a fight club audiobook for free on youtube and avoiding readings on international policy so u kno.  same as always.  #why would you dothis to yourself To test my abilities Ok hypothetically speaking how much would it cost for someone to commission something like this. about 3.8 souls on proper conversion rates, but I’m gonna start bidding at around $1500 CAD and we’ll go from there  Okay, so you’re pricing yourself waaaay low there! Not only for the cost of supplies, or time spent making it. But also for the cost on your soul and the cost of this level of quality shitmemeing.You are doing this by hand, and  In most cases, rates for book transcription are approximately $0.01 to $0.20 a word or line, $1 to $3 a page, $10 to $50 an hour, and $5,000 to $20,000 per project, depending on the difficulty of the project and the experience of the transcriptionist. Transcriptionist. Who would just be typing the words out on a keyboard. YOU ARE DOING IT PHYSICALLY. YOU ARE MAKING SHITPOST AAAART. This is effectively the Gregorian tomb of the bee movie, a potential master work. Also, you need to think of how much money you COULD be making during the time that you are spending working on this project. As well as how many months you want to not worry about snacks in the future, or having to pay off the carpel tunnel medication you’ll need for your wrist after this. (Health care is only mostly free.)TLDR: Start your bidding at at least 3 to 5 thousand… at the least. actually i redid the math on this one and you’re actually right. For commissions I charge 35 base plus 20 an hour, with higher base rates if it takes me more than a day in total (100 per day).I can usually do gothic calligraphy at a rate of about 330 characters an hour, give or take. the bee movie is about 40,683 characters in total, which totals me out at roughly 124 hours, rounding up. for just the hourly, that puts us at $2480, but the fact that that total time is over 5 days brings base fee up to 500 dollars. I use black india ink, which i could write whole encyclopedias with with just the 30 dollar bottle i bought 2 years ago, so that’s largely negligible. I use dip nibs which wear like motherfuckers and are always counted as sunk costs bc of how long their work life tends to be. The leather book cost me about 50 bucks after tax. There’s a Canadian tax thing called a “small supplier exemption” whereupon if you have a sole proprietorship entity (ie a small business/freelancing) that makes less than $30,000 a year (which i DEF DO NOT LMAO) you don’t need to register for GST/HST, which is why i don’t charge y’all taxes on stuff. Opportunity cost calculation is tricky, because as sole proprietorship, it’s difficult to quantify the potential gains lost. And in other employment, minimum in my province is 14/hour, and positions w/my degree usually start out at 20/hour anyways so thats a moot point. That totals us out at a starting bid, at cost, of $3030.00 CAD  and of course, for those who feel like it, there’s always a kofi that exists if you would like to donate to and take part in (spiritually at least) of the Tombe Of The Bee efforts
Anaconda, At-At, and Bad: theshitpostcalligrapher:

morgan1yam:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

99daysofr:

theshitpostcalligrapher:


theshitpostcalligrapher:

it fuckin begins my dudes. 
for expository context i started working on this bad boy at 1am whilst listening to a fight club audiobook for free on youtube and avoiding readings on international policy so u kno. 
same as always. 



#why would you dothis to yourself
To test my abilities


Ok hypothetically speaking how much would it cost for someone to commission something like this.

about 3.8 souls on proper conversion rates, but I’m gonna start bidding at around $1500 CAD and we’ll go from there 

Okay, so you’re pricing yourself waaaay low there! Not only for the cost of supplies, or time spent making it. But also for the cost on your soul and the cost of this level of quality shitmemeing.You are doing this by hand, and 

In most cases, rates for book transcription are approximately $0.01 to $0.20 a word or line, $1 to $3 a page, $10 to $50 an hour, and $5,000 to $20,000 per project, depending on the difficulty of the project and the experience of the transcriptionist. Transcriptionist. Who would just be typing the words out on a keyboard. YOU ARE DOING IT PHYSICALLY. YOU ARE MAKING SHITPOST AAAART. This is effectively the Gregorian tomb of the bee movie, a potential master work.
Also, you need to think of how much money you COULD be making during the time that you are spending working on this project. As well as how many months you want to not worry about snacks in the future, or having to pay off the carpel tunnel medication you’ll need for your wrist after this. (Health care is only mostly free.)TLDR: Start your bidding at at least 3 to 5 thousand… at the least.

actually i redid the math on this one and you’re actually right. For commissions I charge 35 base plus 20 an hour, with higher base rates if it takes me more than a day in total (100 per day).I can usually do gothic calligraphy at a rate of about 330 characters an hour, give or take. the bee movie is about 40,683 characters in total, which totals me out at roughly 124 hours, rounding up. for just the hourly, that puts us at $2480, but the fact that that total time is over 5 days brings base fee up to 500 dollars. I use black india ink, which i could write whole encyclopedias with with just the 30 dollar bottle i bought 2 years ago, so that’s largely negligible. I use dip nibs which wear like motherfuckers and are always counted as sunk costs bc of how long their work life tends to be. The leather book cost me about 50 bucks after tax. There’s a Canadian tax thing called a “small supplier exemption” whereupon if you have a sole proprietorship entity (ie a small business/freelancing) that makes less than $30,000 a year (which i DEF DO NOT LMAO) you don’t need to register for GST/HST, which is why i don’t charge y’all taxes on stuff. Opportunity cost calculation is tricky, because as sole proprietorship, it’s difficult to quantify the potential gains lost. And in other employment, minimum in my province is 14/hour, and positions w/my degree usually start out at 20/hour anyways so thats a moot point. That totals us out at a starting bid, at cost, of $3030.00 CAD  and of course, for those who feel like it, there’s always a kofi that exists if you would like to donate to and take part in (spiritually at least) of the Tombe Of The Bee efforts

theshitpostcalligrapher: morgan1yam: theshitpostcalligrapher: 99daysofr: theshitpostcalligrapher: theshitpostcalligrapher: it fuckin ...