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Back to the Future, Beautiful, and College: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL k Times bestselling author HILL continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite... Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand- year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine. His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch, vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw! The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn. But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon- oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way back to the future to save her family and the world.. and to satisfy their insatiable attraction. vonVomance DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM Paranormal Romance ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3 50799 AVONBOOKS Win free prizes, get exclusive content, and more-scan with a QR App now! 9780062 356543 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem. This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day. OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: “As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.” “Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.” “Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.” YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
Back to the Future, Beautiful, and College: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL
 k Times bestselling author
 HILL
 continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking
 vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful
 chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite...
 Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand-
 year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is
 now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine.
 His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the
 world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil
 Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef
 drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from
 a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch,
 vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw!
 The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying
 him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn.
 But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon-
 oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself
 out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century
 Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way
 back to the future to save her family and the world..
 and to satisfy their insatiable attraction.
 vonVomance
 DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS
 EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM
 Paranormal Romance
 ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3
 50799
 AVONBOOKS
 Win free prizes, get exclusive content,
 and more-scan with a QR App now!
 9780062 356543
 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN
martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Rea...

Af, Bitch, and Crazy: How this nigga got 2 magic midgets and never wished for some pussy?? Timmy gay af I always wanted to stunt so hard I always wanted to ride that whip I always wanted to fuck that bitch Thank you God, I fucked that bitch I always wanted to live this life I always wanted to wear that ice I always wanted paradise I always wanted paradise Look, now it don't take a lot to make you rich I'm addicted to a lot of crazy shit Man, I feel like money is the best drug Sometimes, hate can be the best love Walkin' in like I got cameras on me Niggas can't control me, ain't no handles on me Shit don't get out of hand, it get handled, homie Got a pretty young girl look like Janet on me She a pretty penny and she know I'm doing numbers Till we crash up the whole database I bring it home like I'm base to base to base Closet lookin' like Planet of the Bathing Apes What you think this life just landed on me? My whole city look like it's abandoned, homie And we came straight out of those abandoned homies Every wish we ever had got granted, homie And I'll never take that shit for granted Even when the marble floor and counter top is all granite Back before I got paid any advances Back when my rollie was ticking, no dancing Nigga, never did I slip or I panic Even if I was the captain of Titanic Riding through the north Atlantic, homie I never jumped crew or abandoned, homie All the fruits of my labor organic, homie Making sure my family tree got hammocks on it And a good guy can change, 'specially if he saw change So fuck is my ransom, homie? Money bag, money bag, money bag Straight up, Finally Famous, nigga I always wanted paradise
Af, Bitch, and Crazy: How this nigga got 2 magic midgets
 and never wished for some pussy??
 Timmy gay af
I always wanted to stunt so hard I always wanted to ride that whip I always wanted to fuck that bitch Thank you God, I fucked that bitch I always wanted to live this life I always wanted to wear that ice I always wanted paradise I always wanted paradise Look, now it don't take a lot to make you rich I'm addicted to a lot of crazy shit Man, I feel like money is the best drug Sometimes, hate can be the best love Walkin' in like I got cameras on me Niggas can't control me, ain't no handles on me Shit don't get out of hand, it get handled, homie Got a pretty young girl look like Janet on me She a pretty penny and she know I'm doing numbers Till we crash up the whole database I bring it home like I'm base to base to base Closet lookin' like Planet of the Bathing Apes What you think this life just landed on me? My whole city look like it's abandoned, homie And we came straight out of those abandoned homies Every wish we ever had got granted, homie And I'll never take that shit for granted Even when the marble floor and counter top is all granite Back before I got paid any advances Back when my rollie was ticking, no dancing Nigga, never did I slip or I panic Even if I was the captain of Titanic Riding through the north Atlantic, homie I never jumped crew or abandoned, homie All the fruits of my labor organic, homie Making sure my family tree got hammocks on it And a good guy can change, 'specially if he saw change So fuck is my ransom, homie? Money bag, money bag, money bag Straight up, Finally Famous, nigga I always wanted paradise

I always wanted to stunt so hard I always wanted to ride that whip I always wanted to fuck that bitch Thank you God, I fucked that bitch I a...

Ass, Bad, and Future: Choose the rock that will mark your dead body! They are all fiendhy but what kind of frend do you want in the aferlife? the Intimidator Forever taking smigness for granite + Perfect of rmaking sure they never forget Full of secrets + Keeps away grave robbers + "Sends a message" + Message is "I'll kick ur ass" that time you did a good thing + Well it was, but graverobbers took them + Is there to say "Yes I get a cookie forever +Which is really still cool because it builds your weapon collection +Fostrs local aftermarket value bank in the afterlife basically. atn + Does nothing for local art scene + So like laugh all the way to the the Warm Welcome colar ㅡ the Kocke otladpement +Actslikewizardys magician +Proclaims self as paragon of stability + Message is "Are you sure you're as Wants to play "2 truths and a lie + Offers challenge no person or beast can best good as I was because I knowi's possible but I still doubt it." Forgets they are bad at Poker + You will never forget +People who want to sound smart say + Has its favorite speech tattooed on the inside of its mouth so you're their favorite architecture. Great teacher of surprises both pleasant and otherwise +Full future generations can learn <p><a href="http://cynothing.tumblr.com/post/145315729117/choose-your-grave" class="tumblr_blog">cynothing</a>:</p><blockquote><p>CHOOSE YOUR GRAVE!</p></blockquote> <p>i would enjoy having the warm welcome</p>
Ass, Bad, and Future: Choose the rock that will mark your dead body!
 They are all fiendhy but what kind of frend do you want in the aferlife?
 the Intimidator
 Forever
 taking smigness
 for granite
 + Perfect of rmaking sure they never forget Full of secrets
 + Keeps away grave robbers
 + "Sends a message"
 + Message is "I'll kick ur ass"
 that time you did a good thing
 + Well it was, but graverobbers
 took them
 + Is there to say "Yes I get a cookie forever +Which is really still cool
 because it builds your
 weapon collection +Fostrs local
 aftermarket value
 bank in the afterlife basically.
 atn
 + Does nothing for local art scene
 + So like laugh all the way to the
 the
 Warm Welcome
 colar
 ㅡ the Kocke otladpement
 +Actslikewizardys magician
 +Proclaims self as paragon of
 stability
 + Message is "Are you sure you're as Wants to play "2 truths and a lie
 + Offers challenge no person or
 beast can best
 good as I was because I knowi's
 possible but I still doubt it."
 Forgets they are bad at Poker
 + You will never forget
 +People who want to sound smart say
 + Has its favorite speech tattooed
 on the inside of its mouth so
 you're their favorite architecture. Great teacher
 of surprises both pleasant and
 otherwise
 +Full
 future generations can learn
<p><a href="http://cynothing.tumblr.com/post/145315729117/choose-your-grave" class="tumblr_blog">cynothing</a>:</p><blockquote><p>CHOOSE YOUR GRAVE!</p></blockquote>
<p>i would enjoy having the warm welcome</p>

cynothing:CHOOSE YOUR GRAVE! i would enjoy having the warm welcome