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gouda: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message tindershwinder: Triple threat
gouda: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
tindershwinder:

Triple threat

tindershwinder: Triple threat

gouda: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message Triple threat
gouda: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
Triple threat

Triple threat

gouda: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 7-04 PM Erin yo erin. hate to break it to you but i'm more of a fruit guy big mango fan. hope that doesn't diminish any of my chances here Tue, Jun & 12:03AM alright, erin. I went out of my way to eat some vegetables today. figured it'd give me a reason to hit you up had kale, i almost died not a big fan, but i'm gonna keep looking until i find a vegetable will keep you posted Wed, Jun 8, 5:43 PM l put lettuce in my chipotle bowl today pretty good, but not the best. still GIF Type a message T-Moble Wi-FI :04 PM Erin Fri Jah 8, 3:44 PM saw a woman at panera today eating a salad; made me think of you Sun, Jun 10 605 PM went out for dinner last night and had a very nice thai salad, best vegetable dish i've had all weekl getting closer to finding that favorite veggie. i'll be in Fri, Jun 1,7 79 PM had late lunch at california pizza kitchen with my film partner and documentary professor-we're working on this documentary about a wrongful conviction and police corruption, in case you were wondering-and i had bbq chicken chopped salad, as well as a slice of wild mushroom pizza the salad wasn't bad. the whole concept of cold, crunchy water with dressing is, uhh, an acquired taste. i'm there T-Mobie Wi-Fi 7:04 PM Enn wasn't the biggest fan of the mushroom pizza, it was a stumble out of my comfort zone. my palate wasn't ready and it wasn't very appetizing i'm in search for a favorite vegetable and im out here eating fungus. better luck next time we'll be in touch Tue, Jun 19 725 PM hey! i went to panera today and had chicken noodle soup. that one had carrots, onion, and celery. very delish but soups are i want to be able to find a vegetable i can enjoy unadulterated. the search continues! Today 12:07 PM hey, long time no talk. hope you're doing well. i know i am. i had on my parmesan panko crusted chicken yesterday at the wedding i was shooting. it was delicious reminded me that i need more parsley in my life. i'm probably gonna make pasta aglio e olio at some point in the next week or two. thatll be really delicious and won't be short in parsley, ill be back soon with my INDER Erin sent you a new message T-Mobie Wi-FI 5:28 PM わィ蠪88% - reminded me that I need more parsley in my life. I'm probably gonna make pasta aglio e olio at some point in the next week or two. that'll be really delicious and won't be short in parsley, i-ll be back soon with m hi erin, yesterday i had a bbq chicken flatbread from panera and it was very decent. it had spinach, cilantro and fried onions which really compliment the bbq chicken and it was all held together by mozzarella and smoked gouda in a warm, freshly baked good stuff but i know i can do better! pasta aglio e olio still to come :) talk to you soon Today 8-20P HELLO!!! I AM IN CHICAGO!!! LETS EAT SOME VEGETABLES YOU DEDICATED SOUL Send Never Give Up (her bio said Tell me your favorite vegetable, so my friend pulled through)
gouda: T-Mobile Wi-Fi
 7-04 PM
 Erin
 yo erin. hate to break it to you but i'm
 more of a fruit guy
 big mango fan.
 hope that doesn't diminish any of my
 chances here
 Tue, Jun & 12:03AM
 alright, erin. I went out of my way to
 eat some vegetables today. figured
 it'd give me a reason to hit you up
 had kale, i almost died
 not a big fan, but i'm gonna keep
 looking until i find a vegetable
 will keep you posted
 Wed, Jun 8, 5:43 PM
 l put lettuce in my chipotle bowl today
 pretty good, but not the best. still
 GIF
 Type a message
 T-Moble Wi-FI
 :04 PM
 Erin
 Fri Jah 8, 3:44 PM
 saw a woman at panera today eating a
 salad; made me think of you
 Sun, Jun 10 605 PM
 went out for dinner last night and had
 a very nice thai salad, best vegetable
 dish i've had all weekl getting closer to
 finding that favorite veggie. i'll be in
 Fri, Jun 1,7 79 PM
 had late lunch at california pizza
 kitchen with my film partner and
 documentary professor-we're
 working on this documentary about a
 wrongful conviction and police
 corruption, in case you were
 wondering-and i had bbq chicken
 chopped salad, as well as a slice of
 wild mushroom pizza
 the salad wasn't bad. the whole
 concept of cold, crunchy water with
 dressing is, uhh, an acquired taste. i'm
 there
 T-Mobie Wi-Fi
 7:04 PM
 Enn
 wasn't the biggest fan of the
 mushroom pizza, it was a stumble out
 of my comfort zone. my palate wasn't
 ready and it wasn't very appetizing
 i'm in search for a favorite vegetable
 and im out here eating fungus. better
 luck next time
 we'll be in touch
 Tue, Jun 19 725 PM
 hey! i went to panera today and had
 chicken noodle soup. that one had
 carrots, onion, and celery. very delish
 but soups are
 i want to be able to find a vegetable i
 can enjoy unadulterated. the search
 continues!
 Today 12:07 PM
 hey, long time no talk. hope you're
 doing well. i know i am. i had
 on my parmesan panko crusted
 chicken yesterday at the wedding i
 was shooting. it was delicious
 reminded me that i need more parsley
 in my life. i'm probably gonna make
 pasta aglio e olio at some point in the
 next week or two. thatll be really
 delicious and won't be short in
 parsley, ill be back soon with my
 INDER
 Erin sent you a new message
 T-Mobie Wi-FI
 5:28 PM
 わィ蠪88%
 -
 reminded me that I need more parsley
 in my life. I'm probably gonna make
 pasta aglio e olio at some point in the
 next week or two. that'll be really
 delicious and won't be short in
 parsley, i-ll be back soon with m
 hi erin, yesterday i had a bbq chicken
 flatbread from panera and it was very
 decent. it had spinach, cilantro and
 fried onions which really compliment
 the bbq chicken and it was all held
 together by mozzarella and smoked
 gouda in a warm, freshly baked
 good stuff but i know i can do better!
 pasta aglio e olio still to come :)
 talk to you soon
 Today 8-20P
 HELLO!!! I AM IN CHICAGO!!! LETS
 EAT SOME VEGETABLES YOU
 DEDICATED SOUL
 Send
Never Give Up (her bio said Tell me your favorite vegetable, so my friend pulled through)

Never Give Up (her bio said Tell me your favorite vegetable, so my friend pulled through)

gouda: @adamantpangoro can cheese go bad? im eatin this cheese and its tastes funny but im also hungry 9:42 PM 28 Jan 2017 II D 0:42/8:08 Gordon Ramsay Answers Cooking Questions From Twitter | WIRED WIRED Subscribe 17,824 views II I 0:47/8:08 Gordon Ramsay Answers Cooking Questions From Twitter | WIRED WIRED Subscribe 764,749 17,824 views <p><a href="http://catchaglimpseofalleble.tumblr.com/post/160882183184/libertarirynn-kidlazer-please-leave-gordon" class="tumblr_blog">catchaglimpseofalleble</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160881273679/kidlazer-please-leave-gordon-alone-really" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kidlazer.tumblr.com/post/160880305139/please-leave-gordon-alone" class="tumblr_blog">kidlazer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>please leave gordon alone</p></blockquote> <p>Really though cheese is basically just cultivated mold. It’s hard for it to go bad though I won’t say impossible.</p></blockquote> <p>That’s a joke. Right?</p></blockquote> <p>No? Hard cheeses will keep for months and months. You just need to cut extra mold off of them. Cheese like Gorgonzola/bleu cheese is almost entirely mold. I know I&rsquo;ve eaten quite old bleu cheese with no issue. Soft cheeses like cottage or cream cheese are different story since they have a high moisture content. But even they take a while before they get bad. At least a few weeks. If you see mold it&rsquo;s probably best to toss them. Semi-soft cheeses like Gouda last awhile but not quite as long as hard ones.</p>
gouda: @adamantpangoro
 can cheese go bad? im eatin this
 cheese and its tastes funny but im
 also hungry
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<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160881273679/kidlazer-please-leave-gordon-alone-really" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://kidlazer.tumblr.com/post/160880305139/please-leave-gordon-alone" class="tumblr_blog">kidlazer</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>please leave gordon alone</p></blockquote>

<p>Really though cheese is basically just cultivated mold. It’s hard for it to go bad though I won’t say impossible.</p></blockquote>

<p>That’s a joke. Right?</p></blockquote>

<p>No? Hard cheeses will keep for months and months. You just need to cut extra mold off of them. Cheese like Gorgonzola/bleu cheese is almost entirely mold. I know I&rsquo;ve eaten quite old bleu cheese with no issue. Soft cheeses like cottage or cream cheese are different story since they have a high moisture content. But even they take a while before they get bad. At least a few weeks. If you see mold it&rsquo;s probably best to toss them. Semi-soft cheeses like Gouda last awhile but not quite as long as hard ones.</p>

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