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gobble gobble: THE STEVE JOBS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT. Steve Jobs halted all philanthropic activities by Apple 17 years ago and never resumed them. They made $38 billion in revenue last year. He was known to get in elevators with Apple employees then tell them they're fired before getting out again, as "a joke" When Steve had to make cutbacks at Pixar, he fired people and didn't give any severance pay. Pamela Kerwin, an early Pcar employee, pleaded that employees at least be given two weeks notice Okay, he said, "but the notice is retroactive from two weeks ago Steve Jobs used a loophole in the UNOS registration system to get his liver transplant before others. Jobs and his earty girlfriend Cheisann Brennan had a daughter, Lisa, bon in 1978. But for several years Jobs repeatedly denied he was the father despite a positive paternity best Jobs swore in court documents that he could not be Lisa's father because he was "sterile and infertle, and as a result thereot did not have the physical capacity to procreate a chikd Steve Jobs was infamous for parking his Mercedes in handicap parking spots He pitted divisions of Apple against each other in an attempt to motivate excellence, requiring teams to work 80 hour weeks and firing them for the most minute of what he saw as failings Jobs interviewing a job candidate feom saacson's booke How old were you when you lost your virginityl" he asked. The candidate looked baffied. What did you sayl "Are you a viegin?" Jobs asked. The candidate sat there flustered, so Jobs changed the subject."How many times have you taken LSD?" Hertzfeld recalled, The poor guy was tuming varying shades of red, so I tried to change the subject and asked a straight orward technical question But when the candidate droned on in his response, Jobs broke in. "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,he said, cracking up Smith and Hertzfeld. 7 guess Im not the right guy," the poor man said as he got up to leave. <p>The True Steve Jobs.</p>
gobble gobble: THE STEVE JOBS MOST PEOPLE
 DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
 Steve Jobs halted all philanthropic activities by Apple 17 years ago
 and never resumed them. They made $38 billion in revenue last year.
 He was known to get in elevators with Apple employees then
 tell them they're fired before getting out again, as "a joke"
 When Steve had to make cutbacks at Pixar, he fired people and didn't give any
 severance pay. Pamela Kerwin, an early Pcar employee, pleaded that employees at
 least be given two weeks notice
 Okay, he said, "but the notice is retroactive from two weeks ago
 Steve Jobs used a loophole in the UNOS registration
 system to get his liver transplant before others.
 Jobs and his earty girlfriend Cheisann Brennan had a daughter, Lisa, bon in 1978. But for
 several years Jobs repeatedly denied he was the father despite a positive paternity best
 Jobs swore in court documents that he could not be Lisa's father because he was "sterile
 and infertle, and as a result thereot did not have the physical capacity to procreate a chikd
 Steve Jobs was infamous for parking his Mercedes in handicap parking spots
 He pitted divisions of Apple against each other in an attempt to motivate
 excellence, requiring teams to work 80 hour weeks and firing them for
 the most minute of what he saw as failings
 Jobs interviewing a job candidate feom saacson's booke
 How old were you when you lost your virginityl" he asked. The candidate looked baffied.
 What did you sayl "Are you a viegin?" Jobs asked. The candidate sat there flustered, so Jobs
 changed the subject."How many times have you taken LSD?" Hertzfeld recalled, The poor
 guy was tuming varying shades of red, so I tried to change the subject and asked a straight
 orward technical question But when the candidate droned on in his response, Jobs broke
 in. "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,he said, cracking up Smith and Hertzfeld. 7 guess Im
 not the right guy," the poor man said as he got up to leave.
<p>The True Steve Jobs.</p>

<p>The True Steve Jobs.</p>

gobble gobble: THE STEVE JOBS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT Steve Jobs halted all philanthropic activities by Apple 17 years ago and never resumed them. They made $38 billion in revenue last year. He was known to get in elevators with Apple employees then tell them they're fired before getting out again, as "a joke". When Steve had to make cutbacks at Pixar, he fired people and didn't give any severance pay. Pamela Kerwin, an early Poar employee, pleaded that employees at least be given two weeks notice. Okay, he said, "but the notice is retroactive from two weeks ago Steve Jobs used a loophole in the UNOS registration system to get his liver transplant before others. Jobs and hs early girlfriend Chrisann Brennan had a daughter, Lisa, bon in 1978. But for several years Jobs repeatedly denied he was the father despite a positive paternity test Jobs swore in court documents that he could not be Lisea's father because he was "sterile and infertile, and as a result thereot did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child Steve Jobs was infamous for parking his Mercedes in handicap parking spots He pitted divisions of Apple against each other in an attempt to motivate excellence, requiring teams to work 80 hour weeks and firing them for the most minute of what he saw as failings Jobs interviewing a job candidate feom saacson's booke "How old were you when you lost yourvirginity" he asked. The candidate looked baffted What did you say? "Are you a viegin?" Jobs asked. The candidate sat there flustered, so Jobs changed the subject. "How many times have you taken LSD?" Hertzfeld recalled, The poor guy was turming varying shades of red, so I tried to change the subject and asked a straight orward technical question But when the candidate droned on in his response, Jobs broke in. "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,he said, cracking up Smith and Hertrfeld 1 guess I'm not the right guys" the poor man said as he got up to leave. <p>The True Steve Jobs.</p>
gobble gobble: THE STEVE JOBS MOST PEOPLE
 DON'T KNOW ABOUT
 Steve Jobs halted all philanthropic activities by Apple 17 years ago
 and never resumed them. They made $38 billion in revenue last year.
 He was known to get in elevators with Apple employees then
 tell them they're fired before getting out again, as "a joke".
 When Steve had to make cutbacks at Pixar, he fired people and didn't give any
 severance pay. Pamela Kerwin, an early Poar employee, pleaded that employees at
 least be given two weeks notice.
 Okay, he said, "but the notice is retroactive from two weeks ago
 Steve Jobs used a loophole in the UNOS registration
 system to get his liver transplant before others.
 Jobs and hs early girlfriend Chrisann Brennan had a daughter, Lisa, bon in 1978. But for
 several years Jobs repeatedly denied he was the father despite a positive paternity test
 Jobs swore in court documents that he could not be Lisea's father because he was "sterile
 and infertile, and as a result thereot did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child
 Steve Jobs was infamous for parking his Mercedes in handicap parking spots
 He pitted divisions of Apple against each other in an attempt to motivate
 excellence, requiring teams to work 80 hour weeks and firing them for
 the most minute of what he saw as failings
 Jobs interviewing a job candidate feom saacson's booke
 "How old were you when you lost yourvirginity" he asked. The candidate looked baffted
 What did you say? "Are you a viegin?" Jobs asked. The candidate sat there flustered, so Jobs
 changed the subject. "How many times have you taken LSD?" Hertzfeld recalled, The poor
 guy was turming varying shades of red, so I tried to change the subject and asked a straight
 orward technical question But when the candidate droned on in his response, Jobs broke
 in. "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,he said, cracking up Smith and Hertrfeld 1 guess I'm
 not the right guys" the poor man said as he got up to leave.
<p>The True Steve Jobs.</p>

<p>The True Steve Jobs.</p>

gobble gobble: Carousel Heckscher Fields Softball Field 2 Temp Emanu-E 834 Church of St Paul the Apostle Time Warner Center 59 St Columbus M Circle [1 Central AP W58th St 59th St The Pond 57th St Jazz At Lincoln Center The Pierre - Central Park S The Osborne 5 Avi59 St (N Q.RI W 58th St E 60th St E 60th W 57th St W 56th St W S7th st W 58th St &Strawberry E 59th St 57 St-7 Av IN Q,R W 56th St M57 St (F) E 58th St W 55th St →W 56th St E 57th St W 53rd St E 56th St W 55th St St Regis e New York W 52nd St W 53rd St W 52nd E 55th St w 51st St- S Flatotel China Gri E 54th St 53rd St New York 50 St 11 M e Ft Paley Parkoue Eyoe W 52nd St SAvenue 5 Av/53 St EMM W 50th St Lite W 51st St Time Bldg t W 49th St 49 St Q,R) <p>It&rsquo;s one day til&rsquo; turkey day, so gobble gobble hey hey hey, you want something fun you say? How bout&rsquo; a taping of Late Night baybay? That’s right, it’s time for another <strong>TRENCH COAT TIX</strong>! It’s simple, find the trench, get the tix. <strong>FREE</strong> tickets to tonight’s show!</p> <p>Cut off time is 2:30pm, so grab a friend, a her or a him, do it now, go out on a limb! It&rsquo;s chilly here so grab some gloves, and go to the sign that&rsquo;s marked with LOVE. Our intern&rsquo;s there with the tix! Get after it!</p> <p><a href="http://../blog/lnjf-fine-print" target="_blank">(read the official super fine print here)</a></p>
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<p>It&rsquo;s one day til&rsquo; turkey day, so gobble gobble hey hey hey, you want something fun you say? How bout&rsquo; a taping of Late Night baybay? That’s right, it’s time for another <strong>TRENCH COAT TIX</strong>! It’s simple, find the trench, get the tix. <strong>FREE</strong> tickets to tonight’s show!</p>
<p>Cut off time is 2:30pm, so grab a friend, a her or a him, do it now, go out on a limb! It&rsquo;s chilly here so grab some gloves, and go to the sign that&rsquo;s marked with LOVE. Our intern&rsquo;s there with the tix! Get after it!</p>
<p><a href="http://../blog/lnjf-fine-print" target="_blank">(read the official super fine print here)</a></p>

<p>It&rsquo;s one day til&rsquo; turkey day, so gobble gobble hey hey hey, you want something fun you say? How bout&rsquo; a taping of La...