I wish I had friends that would give me stuffed toys
give me strength
I asked the guy taking my order for, “as much fire sauce as you can give me without losing your job.” Turns out that’s 243 packets. I lov...
When even god is tired of your shit.
Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat
Black Twitter Memes
play with me
This wholesome dealer
Reading this will make anyone happy by Narutoqwerty
play with me [oc]
Give me a topic?
Short People Problems!!!! [OC]
Accounting is super tight, apparently.
Y’know sometimes you gotta do it to em.
Black Twitter Comedy
“Give me money now!”
Wait a minute
They left this part out of the Bible
My life rn
8:08 AM PDT 8/16/2019 by Kareem Abdul-JabbarThe NBA great and Hollywood Reporter columnist, a friend of the late martial ar...
My life rn by MR-thatguyoverthere
Give me titties or give me death!
Shame on you
Forgive me father
The trick is to let them know you’re not a child molester early on.
It never malfunctions.
this guy asked for help at subway because of his anxiety, someone responded without any snarky answer and just helped him. wholesome redd...
2 for 1 I’m on fire
Nobody likes me
How to get a job:
Wait, that wasn’t supposed to work
Gosh i just Love that Episode
It be that way sometimes
When talking about making a Sonic sex toy company
Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
Swords ~ Muscle Sword
It’s okay to be shy c: