Launched the DirtyJeansTour exactly a year ago today in front of 280 people in NY. 1 year later, sold out my biggest venue EVER in Dallas...
@arianagrande I didn’t understand at first and for that, I am sorry.
@girlwithnojob THIS IS YOU
Currently on my nightstand: 1. Advil 2. Tissues 3. DayQuil 4. Tums 5. Turkey What’s on your nightstand?? Comment below: (@girlwithnojob)
Honestly this is so true. If the FBI hired @girlwithnojob there would be no unsolved crimes lol girls know EVERYTHING
Every dog has his day @girlwithnojob (@brokeromeo)
@girlwithnojob did you write this?
ME AND THE RALEIGH CROWD LAST NIGHT. Tickets to the DirtyJeansTour available at www.girlwithnojob.com. New Jersey and Buffalo you’re next!
I am here for this friendship. TAG YOUR BESTIE @girlwithnojob
All I need in this life of sin is me and @pupwithnojob (and I guess @girlwithnojob 😉)
Ugh gotta love a good morning fight @girlwithnojob 😉
YES! The Dirty Jeans tour kicks off this summer and I am coming to YOU! Tickets are available at www.girlwithnojob.com. St Louis, Chicago...
@girlwithnojob is this us?
@girlwithnojob is this you after I flick you? 😂😂
Tag your work friend that you talk shit with! @girlwithnojob
I’m going to buy this for @girlwithnojob and immediately regret it lol
@girlwithnojob is this you??
@girlwithnojob this is you. In finale. Circa 2012.
I think Donald may have watched one too many @girlwithnojob fake makeup tutorials 😂😂
Follow @girlwithnojob for more! 😍
Follow me (@girlwithnojob) for more! ❤️💜
DAMN HE LOOKS DELICIOUS (@girlwithnojob)
@girlwithnojob - just found a tagged picture of you on Facebook talking to a boy in the 8th grade. We will discuss this at home lol.
I don't think there is a meme in the entire world that @girlwithnojob can relate too more. I go specials, she goes chicken (@thezenpig)
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 solves all. (Found on @ponder! Download link in my bio!)
This will be me this weekend hosting at @PalmsCasinoResort's @GhostBarLV on Saturday!!
Ugh, moms and their stupid love. (Found on @ponder, download link in profile)
"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose"
Highlight of my weekend in LA. Could you die? Follow me on @claudwithnojob or my snapchat (girlwithnojob) to see more! FuckYouKristen
"Who, me?" - Taraji P Henson right now (probably) GoldenGlobes ERedCarpet
Wiz Khalifa spent so much money on weed, he couldn't afford pants that fit him ERedCarpet GoldenGlobes
Give me a computer and I'll give you answers.
I know you are but what am I.
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Thanks boo, here's a dollar. Sorry I have no cash! (@insta_cloud)
*doesnt respond for 2 minutes* *cries self to sleep*
Snapchat on POINT. Add me username: girlwithnojob!
PS: add me on snapchat username girlwithnojob
Hahahahah definitely fucking no hahahahhahaha (@insta_cloud)
EVERYTHING tastes as good as skinny feels (i wouldn't know but i assume)
WE WERE ON A BREAK!
This is exactly how I arrive places - out of breath. Don't forget to vote for me for people's choice! Link in bio
No no I'm good I swear
Do you think Kris Jenner has a chore chart?
This actual footage of me from last night
V serious PAC-MAN Friends game happening on @amznunderground Unlimited lives yo actuallyfree sp
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