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galactic: space-pics: Galactic Diversity by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA
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Galactic Diversity by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA

space-pics: Galactic Diversity by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA

galactic: space-pics: Galactic Pyrotechnics From 23 Million Light Years Away by NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center
galactic: space-pics:

Galactic Pyrotechnics From 23 Million Light Years Away by NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center

space-pics: Galactic Pyrotechnics From 23 Million Light Years Away by NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center

galactic: space-pics: A Galactic Portal by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA
galactic: space-pics:

A Galactic Portal by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA

space-pics: A Galactic Portal by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA

galactic: photos-of-space: Hubble Spies Galactic Traffic Jam
galactic: photos-of-space:

Hubble Spies Galactic Traffic Jam

photos-of-space: Hubble Spies Galactic Traffic Jam

galactic: space-pics: Galactic Creatures at Play by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA
galactic: space-pics:

Galactic Creatures at Play by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA

space-pics: Galactic Creatures at Play by Hubble Space Telescope / ESA

galactic: “2020, the year of disasters”, episode 4, “The Return of the Galactic Empire” by C_C4K MORE MEMES
galactic: “2020, the year of disasters”, episode 4, “The Return of the Galactic Empire” by C_C4K
MORE MEMES

“2020, the year of disasters”, episode 4, “The Return of the Galactic Empire” by C_C4K MORE MEMES

galactic: “2020, the year of disasters”, episode 4, “The Return of the Galactic Empire”
galactic: “2020, the year of disasters”, episode 4, “The Return of the Galactic Empire”

“2020, the year of disasters”, episode 4, “The Return of the Galactic Empire”

galactic: galactic-crossing: “Why are you running?”, by @chanbanhi
galactic: galactic-crossing:

“Why are you running?”, by @chanbanhi

galactic-crossing: “Why are you running?”, by @chanbanhi

galactic: galactic-crossing: “So, no head?”, by @chanbanhi
galactic: galactic-crossing:

“So, no head?”, by @chanbanhi

galactic-crossing: “So, no head?”, by @chanbanhi

galactic: space-pics: Sky Giant. The late August Galactic Core drifts into Vertical alignment with Mount Rainier. A 4 shot Pano at 55mm using a star tracker at 200" per shot. [OC]
galactic: space-pics:

Sky Giant. The late August Galactic Core drifts into Vertical alignment with Mount Rainier. A 4 shot Pano at 55mm using a star tracker at 200" per shot. [OC]

space-pics: Sky Giant. The late August Galactic Core drifts into Vertical alignment with Mount Rainier. A 4 shot Pano at 55mm using a st...

galactic: space-pics: Sky Giant. The late August Galactic Core drifts into Vertical alignment with Mount Rainier. A 4 shot Pano at 55mm using a star tracker at 200" per shot. [OC]
galactic: space-pics:

Sky Giant. The late August Galactic Core drifts into Vertical alignment with Mount Rainier. A 4 shot Pano at 55mm using a star tracker at 200" per shot. [OC]

space-pics: Sky Giant. The late August Galactic Core drifts into Vertical alignment with Mount Rainier. A 4 shot Pano at 55mm using a st...

galactic: sweetoothgirl: Galaxy Eclairs That Look Too Good To Eat
galactic: sweetoothgirl:

Galaxy Eclairs That Look Too Good To Eat

sweetoothgirl: Galaxy Eclairs That Look Too Good To Eat

galactic: They EAT. They TALK. AND THEY FUCK It's a human, and if you're not scared, you should be. Humans seem friendly. What you might not know is just how "friendly" a human can be. Many galactic citizens have discovered, only too late, the relentless drive of the human... who will gladly mate with YOU. "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans who have not attempted to mate with me." Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity .11 would not be attractive to a human and have nothing to fear." Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies. However, do recall that by the time humans experienced First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing entire libraries of speculative research about how they would someday attempt to mate with someone just like you. "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with a human and their sexual practices." Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of humans attempting mating behaviors on features far more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae, and masses of all kinds. A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands. "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable. What's the harm?" Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable. Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing! ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day. I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.
galactic: They EAT. They TALK.
 AND THEY FUCK
 It's a human, and if you're
 not scared, you should be.
 Humans seem friendly. What you
 might not know is just how "friendly"
 a human can be.
 Many galactic citizens have
 discovered, only too late, the
 relentless drive of the human...
 who will gladly mate with YOU.

 "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans
 who have not attempted to mate with me."
 Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may
 wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity
 .11 would not be attractive to a human and have
 nothing to fear."
 Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies.
 However, do recall that by the time humans experienced
 First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing
 entire libraries of speculative research about how they would
 someday attempt to mate with someone just like you.
 "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with
 a human and their sexual practices."
 Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of
 humans attempting mating behaviors on features far
 more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans
 have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with
 flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae,
 and masses of all kinds.
 A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a
 range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands.
 "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable.
 What's the harm?"
 Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable.
 Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have
 routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing!
ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.

ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outsid...

galactic: me_irl by galactic-avatar MORE MEMES
galactic: me_irl by galactic-avatar
MORE MEMES

me_irl by galactic-avatar MORE MEMES

galactic: uristmcdor It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm Why' I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised Wait, what? Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board? Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe How how did you resolve that si Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative solution, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage ights between them any more So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets? Where do I get safe bonding pets ? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners? Yes.. You don't sound very reassuring Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe OK..I am getting a little nervous about this No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking what it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it Cute? Seriousty? I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel better with these stories everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017 HFY
galactic: uristmcdor
 It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if
 you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or
 I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing
 someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing
 And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said
 human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it
 And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything
 else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends
 Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out
 there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm
 Why'
 I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm
 And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so
 suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends
 Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans
 Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?
 nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost
 their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world
 Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it
 over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their
 species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have
 never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this
 commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own
 lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna
 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch
 unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to
 supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred
 predators can be safely sated
 Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00%
 cuter and more epic
 Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone
 So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship
 Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended
 Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of
 cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable
 The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised
 Wait, what?
 Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen
 But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least
 one on board?
 Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically
 very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can
 be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew
 member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary
 But Toks, didn't you just say
 The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them
 unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was
 sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown
 Prince to coo at him
 Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia?
 The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one
 ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet
 A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?
 Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised
 uh,take that under advisement
 Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I
 mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets
 they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of
 our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby
 Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to
 revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe
 How
 how did you resolve that si
 Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative
 solution, I suppose
 And that sated the humans?
 Worse
 Worse?
 They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both
 and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will
 allow the others to stage ights between them any more
 So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets?
 Where do I get safe bonding pets ?
 Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to
 create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge
 If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners?
 Yes..
 You don't sound very reassuring
 Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy
 what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe
 OK..I am getting a little nervous about this
 No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to
 describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them
 order a pet without checking what it was
 What happened?
 Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My
 enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the
 human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its
 beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady
 claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it
 Cute?
 Seriousty?
 I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or
 more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature
 You are not making me feel better with these stories
 everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant
 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017
HFY

HFY

galactic: novelty-gift-ideas:Guardians of the Galaxy Dress
galactic: novelty-gift-ideas:Guardians of the Galaxy Dress

novelty-gift-ideas:Guardians of the Galaxy Dress

galactic: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p> <p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p> </blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p> <p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p> </blockquote> <p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p> <p>So…….yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>
galactic: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote>

<p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p>
<p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p>
<p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p>
<p>So…….yeah.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>

<p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bett...