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God, Stalking, and Star Trek: They EAT. They TALK. AND THEY FUCK It's a human, and if you're not scared, you should be. Humans seem friendly. What you might not know is just how "friendly" a human can be. Many galactic citizens have discovered, only too late, the relentless drive of the human... who will gladly mate with YOU. "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans who have not attempted to mate with me." Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity .11 would not be attractive to a human and have nothing to fear." Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies. However, do recall that by the time humans experienced First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing entire libraries of speculative research about how they would someday attempt to mate with someone just like you. "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with a human and their sexual practices." Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of humans attempting mating behaviors on features far more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae, and masses of all kinds. A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands. "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable. What's the harm?" Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable. Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing! ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day. I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.
God, Stalking, and Star Trek: They EAT. They TALK.
 AND THEY FUCK
 It's a human, and if you're
 not scared, you should be.
 Humans seem friendly. What you
 might not know is just how "friendly"
 a human can be.
 Many galactic citizens have
 discovered, only too late, the
 relentless drive of the human...
 who will gladly mate with YOU.

 "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans
 who have not attempted to mate with me."
 Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may
 wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity
 .11 would not be attractive to a human and have
 nothing to fear."
 Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies.
 However, do recall that by the time humans experienced
 First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing
 entire libraries of speculative research about how they would
 someday attempt to mate with someone just like you.
 "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with
 a human and their sexual practices."
 Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of
 humans attempting mating behaviors on features far
 more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans
 have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with
 flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae,
 and masses of all kinds.
 A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a
 range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands.
 "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable.
 What's the harm?"
 Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable.
 Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have
 routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing!
ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.

ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside o...

Being Alone, Animals, and Cute: uristmcdor It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm Why' I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised Wait, what? Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board? Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe How how did you resolve that si Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative solution, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage ights between them any more So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets? Where do I get safe bonding pets ? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners? Yes.. You don't sound very reassuring Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe OK..I am getting a little nervous about this No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking what it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it Cute? Seriousty? I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel better with these stories everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017 HFY
Being Alone, Animals, and Cute: uristmcdor
 It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if
 you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or
 I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing
 someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing
 And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said
 human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it
 And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything
 else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends
 Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out
 there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm
 Why'
 I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm
 And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so
 suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends
 Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans
 Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?
 nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost
 their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world
 Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it
 over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their
 species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have
 never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this
 commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own
 lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna
 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch
 unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to
 supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred
 predators can be safely sated
 Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00%
 cuter and more epic
 Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone
 So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship
 Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended
 Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of
 cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable
 The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised
 Wait, what?
 Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen
 But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least
 one on board?
 Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically
 very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can
 be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew
 member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary
 But Toks, didn't you just say
 The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them
 unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was
 sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown
 Prince to coo at him
 Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia?
 The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one
 ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet
 A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?
 Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised
 uh,take that under advisement
 Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I
 mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets
 they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of
 our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby
 Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to
 revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe
 How
 how did you resolve that si
 Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative
 solution, I suppose
 And that sated the humans?
 Worse
 Worse?
 They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both
 and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will
 allow the others to stage ights between them any more
 So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets?
 Where do I get safe bonding pets ?
 Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to
 create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge
 If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners?
 Yes..
 You don't sound very reassuring
 Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy
 what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe
 OK..I am getting a little nervous about this
 No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to
 describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them
 order a pet without checking what it was
 What happened?
 Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My
 enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the
 human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its
 beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady
 claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it
 Cute?
 Seriousty?
 I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or
 more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature
 You are not making me feel better with these stories
 everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant
 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017
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HFY

Tumblr, Blog, and Dress: novelty-gift-ideas:Guardians of the Galaxy Dress
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novelty-gift-ideas:Guardians of the Galaxy Dress

Ass, Bad, and Chris Pratt: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p> <p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p> </blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p> <p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p> </blockquote> <p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p> <p>So…….yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>
Ass, Bad, and Chris Pratt: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote>

<p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p>
<p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p>
<p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p>
<p>So…….yeah.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>

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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>
Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future
 earth
 heavens
 size
 magnitude of event
 Buildings decayed Most words extinct
 day word wil have survived
 ce sheet completely mebed
 6 metres higher
 1000
 New North Star
 Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris
 1000
 Carbon Dioxide
 released before 2100
 New NorthStar #2
 lota Cephei wins the top spot
 Mayan endtimes (again)
 Rough length of the
 Earth's axial tilt reversed
 Islamic & Gregorian calendars
 TEN THOUSANO YEARS
 Chernobyl finally safe
 Arecibo message
 KEO time capsule
 Lake Erie
 capacity to carry a fourpage messge
 296,000
 brightest star in the nght sky
 500,000
 New ice age
 Earth kely to have been hit
 day's reactors will finally be
 off a new global teeze
 glass created to dabe wa
 have finually degraded
 50.000
 exist. Everything ese gone
 Galactic near miss
 about L1 light years trom the
 5,000,000
 Aqulae system 125 light
 years from Earth
 have weakened to the
 7200,000
 Mount Rushmore eroded
 8400000
 LAGEOS re-entry
 The utellite's orbits
 10,000.000
 Red Sea flooded, dividing
 Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away
 50,000,000
 50,000,000
 50.000.000
 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire
 aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be
 ange similar to the Himalayas
 60000000
 Australia and Indonesia merge
 effects of gravity
 lang periods, making orbits chaoto
 Atlantic ocean
 moving back together untbil
 All continents fused
 600 000.000
 Total solar eclpses impossible
 End of C3 photosynthesis
 way from Earthfor
 1000,000,000
 Game over, man
 End of multicellular life
 The Sun's luminosity inceases 10%
 Earthi's surface
 300,000,000
 End of most cellular life
 the poles, alowing simple lide
 End of Earth's
 magnetic field
 3,500000.000
 Earth like Venus
 dentical (read very nasty)
 2800 000,000
 The end of life
 000,000,.000
 feld mears no profection
 temperature its 147C
 All ife des-seeya
 5,400000.000
 Sun's hydrogen exhausted
 Mlomeda galany
 7,900,000,000
 Sun hits max radius
 TEN BLLION YEARS
 Sun white dwarf
 256 times
 Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen
 4,400,000,000
 ms Sun-black dwarf
 0.000,000,000
 The Big Rip
 Local group merge
 Cosmic microwave background
 merge. The
 Big Bang cools from 20C tonear
 1.000.000,000,000
 Local group finishes merging
 End of star formation
 EN TRILION YEARS
 End of star formation
 110,000,000.000,000
 Star's Fuel Exhausted
 The only objects left are remnants white
 dearh, neutron stars, and black holes
 100,000,000,000,000.000,000
 Earth dies
 years Earth's obit have finaly
 decayed and it will plunge into the sun
 Knowledge is Beautiful
 Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205
 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os,
 Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society,
 designe Fabio Bergamaschi
 Bobylev (2010), Scientic
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<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo aquí, en grande.

Bored, Life, and Love: updatebug Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship's spending allowance? Like "I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?" "Oh well, if we don't rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth Noted." "I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries." "Ah, yeah, it's not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it" .. that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard." Yeah." "Does such a process not hurt?" That'l be what the medication's for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process." and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?" "Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo'Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?" ..I believe I should speak with my superiors." batzendrick I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs tumblunni Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues brunhiddensmusings you cant tell me that if in fifty years we actually have scpaceship crews and not one of the dorks in space would remember stabby as the best possible joke to bring into space. even if stabby the roomba has been forgotten humans will immediately create some other harmlessly violent robotic equivalent and then be surprised their grandparents joked about the same thing back in 2017 insanity-keeps-things-fun Stabby will outlive us all Source: updatebug 55,580 notes Jun 27th, 2018 I hope life imitates HFY fiction someday
Bored, Life, and Love: updatebug
 Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship's
 spending allowance? Like
 "I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?"
 "Oh well, if we don't rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to
 devour me teeth
 Noted."
 "I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually
 packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify
 these recurrent deliveries."
 "Ah, yeah, it's not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately
 half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it"
 .. that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard."
 Yeah."
 "Does such a process not hurt?"
 That'l be what the medication's for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process."
 and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?"
 "Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a
 standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo'Kaght insisted on it.
 Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife
 strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?"
 ..I believe I should speak with my superiors."
 batzendrick
 I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs
 tumblunni
 Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues
 brunhiddensmusings
 you cant tell me that if in fifty years we actually have scpaceship crews and not one of the dorks in
 space would remember stabby as the best possible joke to bring into space. even if stabby the
 roomba has been forgotten humans will immediately create some other harmlessly violent robotic
 equivalent and then be surprised their grandparents joked about the same thing back in 2017
 insanity-keeps-things-fun
 Stabby will outlive us all
 Source: updatebug
 55,580 notes Jun 27th, 2018
I hope life imitates HFY fiction someday

I hope life imitates HFY fiction someday

Af, Being Alone, and Animals: utistmcdorf bekatddals tadicactivepeasant It occurs to me that as much as humans are the scary ones fits sometimes, you look at it another way, humans might seem like the abeurdy friendly or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of king someone if it has to, and thought Im gonna ride on that thing!? And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling 'PUPPYr and intiating playtul interaction wih it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything ese and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger trends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug em Why "I dunno. I gotta hug 'em And it's ike the frst friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why2 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? It seems to be the opposite Commander Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentifed feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a mean kitty and vow to win aver Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside ther species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen belore simply because it appears distressed I hate to say ths commander but we must install a ule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna isee what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown aninals without permission from a supericr oficer And send a message to supplies about acquining one of these puppies so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hel outtia thet rule whenever alone So I hear that youve just recruited a human for your ship Yes, it's the first time that I've worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what ips can you give me? l'd hate to have some kind of cutura misunderstanding i ts avoidable The first rule of working wth humans is never leave mem unsupervised Wait, what? 1m serious Dont do it Things, Happen But wan, I thought that I heard you highly one on board? that every crew should have at least Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologicaly very resient If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ablity to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anying It you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer kuck that the Fanzorans thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him. Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingy good sense of humour But dont even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip. Al Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet. A Dunip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup. Don't leave your hwmans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Seriousy Gef a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they wil make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get creative Dont even gat me started on the time one of them taped a kie to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we Enally caught the wreiched thing haf the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "kiling Stabby by removing the knife How how did you resolve that si? Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative soluton, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? "They thought and held mock batties Then decided Stabby and Knitey were in love and now none af them will alow the others to stage ights between them any more was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spmgs to both So, if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they wll behave better when on other planets? Where do 1 get safe bonding pels? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic 'pet shop as they call t, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any krife welding auto-cleaners? You dont sound very reassuring Wel You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about ther pets is actually what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider safe OK Iam getting a little nervous about this. No, no, it's fine, Im just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to descrièe the creature belore they get it For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking wial it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed felne creature called a Savannah Cat. My entre crew was terrifled of it, it was agie and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of t. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said,forcing the creatures claws out and then they would show people it's deadly claws while saying, and I quote, look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kills things, isn't it cute? Seriousty I have also heard stories from ther crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sieep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel belter with these stanes everythingomdus Source radoaclivepensan 8,157 notes an 2017 Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff
Af, Being Alone, and Animals: utistmcdorf
 bekatddals
 tadicactivepeasant
 It occurs to me that as much as humans are the scary ones fits sometimes,
 you look at it another way, humans might seem like the abeurdy friendly or
 I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of king
 someone if it has to, and thought Im gonna ride on that thing!?
 And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said
 human yeling 'PUPPYr and intiating playtul interaction wih it
 And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything
 ese and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger trends
 Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest alens out
 there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug em
 Why
 "I dunno. I gotta hug 'em
 And it's ike the frst friendly interaction the species has had in forever so
 suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends
 Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans
 Why2 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?
 It seems to be the opposite Commander Just this morning a crewman nearly lost
 their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentifed feline on an unknown world
 Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a mean kitty and vow to win
 aver Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside ther
 species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have
 never seen belore simply because it appears distressed I hate to say ths
 commander but we must install a ule to prevent them from endangering their own
 lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna
 isee what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch
 unknown aninals without permission from a supericr oficer And send a message to
 supplies about acquining one of these puppies so that their desire to touch furred
 predators can be safely sated
 Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90%
 cuter and more epic
 Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hel outtia thet rule whenever alone
 So I hear that youve just recruited a human for your ship
 Yes, it's the first time that I've worked with these species, but they come highly recommended
 Say, you've worked with a few, what ips can you give me? l'd hate to have some kind of
 cutura misunderstanding i ts avoidable
 The first rule of working wth humans is never leave mem unsupervised
 Wait, what?
 1m serious Dont do it Things, Happen
 But wan, I thought that I heard you highly
 one on board?
 that every crew should have at least
 Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologicaly
 very resient If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can
 be invaluable Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew
 member Their ablity to get on with almost any species is legendary
 But Toks, didn't you just say
 The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anying It you leave them
 unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was
 sheer kuck that the Fanzorans thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown
 Prince to coo at him.
 Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia?
 The very same Surprisingy good sense of humour But dont even get me started on that one
 time with the Dunlip. Al Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet.
 A Dunip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?
 Yup. Don't leave your hwmans unsupervised
 uh,take that under advisement
 Seriousy Gef a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they wil make their own I
 mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets
 they can get creative Dont even gat me started on the time one of them taped a kie to one of
 our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby
 Three weeks in and when we Enally caught the wreiched thing haf the humans on crew tried to
 revolt about us "kiling Stabby by removing the knife
 How how did you resolve that si?
 Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative
 soluton, I suppose
 And that sated the humans?
 Worse
 Worse?
 "They thought
 and held mock batties Then decided Stabby and Knitey were in love and now none af them will
 alow the others to stage ights between them any more
 was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spmgs to both
 So, if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they wll behave better when on other planets?
 Where do 1 get safe bonding pels?
 Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to
 create an inter galactic 'pet shop as they call t, the order forms are on the bridge
 If they get a pet this should prevent any krife welding auto-cleaners?
 You dont sound very reassuring
 Wel You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about ther pets is actually
 what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider safe
 OK Iam getting a little nervous about this.
 No, no, it's fine, Im just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to
 descrièe the creature belore they get it For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them
 order a pet without checking wial it was
 What happened?
 Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed felne creature called a Savannah Cat. My
 entre crew was terrifled of it, it was agie and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the
 human had no fear of t. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its
 beans' as they said,forcing the creatures claws out and then they would show people it's deadly
 claws while saying, and I quote, look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kills things, isn't it
 cute?
 Seriousty
 I have also heard stories from ther crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or
 more then they do, and they sieep next to the giant creature
 You are not making me feel belter with these stanes
 everythingomdus Source radoaclivepensan
 8,157 notes an
 2017
Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff

Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff

Dad, David Bowie, and Scare: nitewrighter You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens' spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn't appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn't want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, "T look like your dad or whatever-is this form okay? Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn't pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me T have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda-do not be afraid.I come in peace. Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the Pegasus Nebula.' I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne The Rock Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders." "Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess Hatsune Miku' so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you." nineprotons It was decided that I would assume the form of your Mister Rogers in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind." gentlemanbones ...So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too? "No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave. Source nitewrighter 104,578 notes Youre greeted by David Bowie. Not an imitation, not a resurrection, he just went back to his spaceship.
Dad, David Bowie, and Scare: nitewrighter
 You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the
 aliens' spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it
 doesn't appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn't want to scare the
 protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is
 like, "T look like your dad or whatever-is this form okay? Like I think about that
 trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn't pick out a form via telepathy
 and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human
 guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think
 about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me
 T have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel
 Miranda-do not be afraid.I come in peace.
 Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the Pegasus Nebula.' I have
 scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find
 the form of the one known as Dwayne The Rock Johnson most pleasing. I have
 come to confer with your leaders."
 "Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid
 demigoddess Hatsune Miku' so that we may communicate peacefully without
 my true form horrifying you."
 nineprotons
 It was decided that I would assume the form of your Mister Rogers in order to
 best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your
 kind."
 gentlemanbones
 ...So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?
 "No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.
 Source nitewrighter
 104,578 notes
Youre greeted by David Bowie. Not an imitation, not a resurrection, he just went back to his spaceship.

Youre greeted by David Bowie. Not an imitation, not a resurrection, he just went back to his spaceship.

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