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From Memory: I dreamt I drank the color of your voice; salemwitchtrials: [ID: an excerpt from ‘Memory,’ a poem by Evelyn Graham Frost  “I dreamt I drank the colour of your voice;”]
From Memory: I dreamt I drank the color of your voice;
salemwitchtrials:
[ID: an excerpt from ‘Memory,’ a poem by Evelyn Graham Frost 
“I dreamt I drank the colour of your voice;”]

salemwitchtrials: [ID: an excerpt from ‘Memory,’ a poem by Evelyn Graham Frost  “I dreamt I drank the colour of your voice;”]

From Memory: ElleGato @ellle_enm The Holocaust is not "fading from memory" The United States is unwilling to teach history responsibly. The Holocaust is being erased The New York Times@nytimes 41% percent of Americans cannot say what Auschwitz was, a survey found nyti.ms/ 2JF9EEn 4/12/18, 1:21 PM musingsdeme: So I’m a historian who works particularly on the relationship between trauma, national memory, and childhood.  The focus of my research is not the Holocaust, but it’s a subject upon which I’ve taught, mused, written, and examined.  A few years ago, I was a TA in a class on the Holocaust (cross listed in the History Department and the Department of Judaic Studies) at a US University (a pretty prestigious one). Most of the course focused on the realities of the Holocaust:  what happened?  how?  why? Now because of my areas of expertise/interest, I was invited to give a lecture to the entire class as opposed to teaching my particular subset of students each week.  The subject of the lecture?  The Holocaust in US education and children’s/YA literature.  The thing that I found most distressing about this lecture?  The fact that only about nine state in the US require that students learn about the Holocaust in classrooms.  Among those only a few require it as a part of history or social studies classes, the rest require it as part of language arts.  And, the way that students actually learn about this subject is determined at the discretion of the school district, which means that, as long as students meet the general requirements of standardized tests, they don’t have to learn particular details.  So, let that sink in.  Even more distressing?  The states that “require” students to learn about the Holocaust, have only done so since (at the earliest) the 1980s, and far more likely the 1990s and 2000s.  This means that there is an entire generation whose knowledge of the Holocaust comes from popular media and triumphant narratives about US involvement in WWII:  these narratives are hugely false, and what I call the “Punching Hitler” story after the iconic image of Captain America socking Hitler in the jaw.  In the US the general shared narrative about WWII is that the US went over the Europe, lost a lot of boys, but killed Hitler, won the war, and saved the Jews.  o__O  That’s…not what happened.   In a class of 200 students, only about 10 percent knew anything about how the Holocaust happened.  They didn’t know about the groups that were targeted, the way that anti-semitism and opportunistic nationalist politics helped make it happen, they didn’t know about complicity or bystandardism.  They knew nothing.  They didn’t know that US officials were aware of what was happening and refused to get involved in the war.  They didn’t understand that there was concurrent anti-semitism and racism in the US.  They were taught none of these things.  And that is actually terrifying, not only because it means that these kids have no idea about the past, but because they can’t see the giant flashing warning signs in our current socio-political world.  
From Memory: ElleGato
 @ellle_enm
 The Holocaust is not "fading from
 memory"
 The United States is unwilling to teach
 history responsibly. The Holocaust is
 being erased
 The New York Times@nytimes
 41% percent of Americans cannot say what
 Auschwitz was, a survey found nyti.ms/
 2JF9EEn
 4/12/18, 1:21 PM
musingsdeme:

So I’m a historian who works particularly on the relationship between trauma, national memory, and childhood.  The focus of my research is not the Holocaust, but it’s a subject upon which I’ve taught, mused, written, and examined.  A few years ago, I was a TA in a class on the Holocaust (cross listed in the History Department and the Department of Judaic Studies) at a US University (a pretty prestigious one). Most of the course focused on the realities of the Holocaust:  what happened?  how?  why? Now because of my areas of expertise/interest, I was invited to give a lecture to the entire class as opposed to teaching my particular subset of students each week.  The subject of the lecture?  The Holocaust in US education and children’s/YA literature. 
The thing that I found most distressing about this lecture?  The fact that only about nine state in the US require that students learn about the Holocaust in classrooms.  Among those only a few require it as a part of history or social studies classes, the rest require it as part of language arts.  And, the way that students actually learn about this subject is determined at the discretion of the school district, which means that, as long as students meet the general requirements of standardized tests, they don’t have to learn particular details.  So, let that sink in.  Even more distressing?  The states that “require” students to learn about the Holocaust, have only done so since (at the earliest) the 1980s, and far more likely the 1990s and 2000s.  This means that there is an entire generation whose knowledge of the Holocaust comes from popular media and triumphant narratives about US involvement in WWII:  these narratives are hugely false, and what I call the “Punching Hitler” story after the iconic image of Captain America socking Hitler in the jaw.  In the US the general shared narrative about WWII is that the US went over the Europe, lost a lot of boys, but killed Hitler, won the war, and saved the Jews.  o__O  That’s…not what happened.  
In a class of 200 students, only about 10 percent knew anything about how the Holocaust happened.  They didn’t know about the groups that were targeted, the way that anti-semitism and opportunistic nationalist politics helped make it happen, they didn’t know about complicity or bystandardism.  They knew nothing.  They didn’t know that US officials were aware of what was happening and refused to get involved in the war.  They didn’t understand that there was concurrent anti-semitism and racism in the US.  They were taught none of these things.  And that is actually terrifying, not only because it means that these kids have no idea about the past, but because they can’t see the giant flashing warning signs in our current socio-political world.  

musingsdeme: So I’m a historian who works particularly on the relationship between trauma, national memory, and childhood.  The focus of...

From Memory: land-of-maps: Got bored so I drew a map of the world out of rectangles from memory. [1071 x 668]
From Memory: land-of-maps:

Got bored so I drew a map of the world out of rectangles from memory. [1071 x 668]

land-of-maps: Got bored so I drew a map of the world out of rectangles from memory. [1071 x 668]

From Memory: hadanelith I'll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So l open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I'm not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more vampire boner fest The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GirlT, Sue is Not Like Other Girls TM, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyTM for a boyfriend. We'll call him Dickhead Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True LoveM who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left youl He's been 'instinctively protecting her from rapists by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that's not fucking terrifying at all. Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoidedl Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve. So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop" This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that l inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years When the magic al burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and its all a bit of a blur A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????lIlll and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Sorry to bring this searing back into your lives fam, but I feel it's worth noting that people are tagging this as an"ancient relic" of tumblr text posts and how they're so happy they see this every year and like guys, I hate to tell you this, but uh, this post is only six months old. I posted in on March 3rd 2016. It only seems like years because every time you see it you age five years thebibliosphere #crucifix nail nipples rides immortal #10ng post #nstw 182,818 notes Aug 6th, 2016 I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES
From Memory: hadanelith
 I'll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words "crucifix nail nipples" into a
 conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join
 me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way
 I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of
 it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please?
 All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an
 easy editing gig by my senior editor. It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight
 movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven't edited a single
 thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So l open the file and notice
 there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous
 was about to go down, but you see I'm not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and
 bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm
 just editing one more vampire boner fest
 The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GirlT, Sue is Not Like Other Girls TM, she is
 pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyTM for a
 boyfriend. We'll call him Dickhead
 Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he
 knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is
 a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of
 blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words
 hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that
 was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting
 Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the
 morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead.
 Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to
 get weirder
 Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding
 on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is
 heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of
 her One True LoveM who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead
 never really left youl He's been 'instinctively protecting her from rapists by hiding out on her roof
 and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because
 that's not fucking terrifying at all.
 Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh
 if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoidedl Meanwhile
 Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have
 given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to
 get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes
 his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic
 that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True
 Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone
 not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes
 off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will
 never again look on her again and know she is Pure
 If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve.
 So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh
 burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her
 breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because
 he loved her so and couldn't stop"
 This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my
 last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the
 afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that l inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is
 somehow still with me after all these years
 When the magic al burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with a
 dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never
 make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he
 fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true
 monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she
 has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous
 of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which
 was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started
 drinking heavily at this point and its all a bit of a blur
 A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And
 he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for
 luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i
 screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited
 completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul
 couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????lIlll and the book was immediately
 pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a
 friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement
 And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped
 her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME
 Sorry to bring this searing back into your lives fam, but I feel it's worth noting that people are tagging
 this as an"ancient relic" of tumblr text posts and how they're so happy they see this every year and
 like guys, I hate to tell you this, but uh, this post is only six months old. I posted in on March 3rd 2016.
 It only seems like years because every time you see it you age five years
 thebibliosphere
 #crucifix nail nipples rides immortal
 #10ng post
 #nstw
 182,818 notes Aug 6th, 2016
I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES

I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES

From Memory: thebibli adanel words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days WI ill ioin me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all wa l require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come is vampires Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see l'm not quite dead inside yet so l carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GlM, Sue is has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyT for a boyfriend Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good GirlTM and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words "hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns in dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder g bitten on the Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He's been "instinctively protecting her from rapists" by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because at's not fucking terrifying Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on ure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own sol people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years ace is in knowing t on When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with "a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking an A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!lll!????Il and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because l stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Worse than Twilightomg-humor.tumblr.com
From Memory: thebibli
 adanel
 words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some
 of you who have been with me since the livejournal days
 WI
 ill ioin me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all
 wa
 l require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a
 story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a
 summary, or something? Pretty
 please?
 All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just
 been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior
 editor It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight
 movies is
 about to come
 is vampires
 Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't
 about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and
 notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my
 first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but
 you see l'm not quite dead inside yet so l carry on, bushy tailed
 and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by
 page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more
 The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GlM, Sue is
 has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyT for a boyfriend
 Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and
 Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to
 pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One but he
 loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a
 Good GirlTM and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except
 he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home
 an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words "hey
 stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her
 sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because
 she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire
 So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll
 feel bad about in the morning, turns in
 dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV
 fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good,
 cause it's about to get weirder
 g bitten on the
 Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a
 creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to
 repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is
 heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed
 each night crying for the loss of her One True Love who she
 would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead
 never really left you! He's been "instinctively protecting her from
 rapists" by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get
 to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because
 at's not fucking
 terrifying
 Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do
 nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret
 places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile
 Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late
 have given him super senses and now he
 can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get
 with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is
 strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and
 neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue
 gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in
 all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure
 vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can
 bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and
 rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to
 marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look
 on
 ure
 If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve
 So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is
 literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from
 memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts
 bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but
 he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop
 This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think
 about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god
 fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into
 the afterlife. My own sol
 people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all
 these years
 ace is in knowing t
 on
 When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her
 bruised, battered and broken with "a dainty blue bells of bruises
 around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never
 make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid)
 Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of
 the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster
 he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting
 vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a
 vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of
 Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because
 sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin,
 so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking
 an
 A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing
 the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter
 but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring
 innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts
 off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH
 THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no
 idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my
 soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like
 ?????!lll!????Il and the book was immediately pulled from the
 work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house
 Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the
 manuscript past our entry levels
 for requirement
 And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over
 a month because l stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever
 seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME
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