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From: abzanascendancy: We saw them literally emerging from a wall and no one else thought to make a Jojo’s reference???
From: abzanascendancy:

We saw them literally emerging from a wall and no one else thought to make a Jojo’s reference???

abzanascendancy: We saw them literally emerging from a wall and no one else thought to make a Jojo’s reference???

From: positive-memes: The Best News Stories From 2019 illustratedfull illustrations here
From: positive-memes:



The Best News Stories From 2019 illustratedfull illustrations here

positive-memes: The Best News Stories From 2019 illustratedfull illustrations here

From: That’s a warning from nature.
From: That’s a warning from nature.

That’s a warning from nature.

From: I can feel her power from here.
From: I can feel her power from here.

I can feel her power from here.

From: every chef’s dream is to make all the pretty and aesthetic animated food from Disney movies
From: every chef’s dream is to make all the pretty and aesthetic animated food from Disney movies

every chef’s dream is to make all the pretty and aesthetic animated food from Disney movies

From: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
From: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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From: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
From: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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From: bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit: krakkenchaos: swindontownswoodilypooper: petrovasinspace: f-i-v-e-byfive: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: ilovecountryeverything: titaniumbovine: peaceroxi: steveisoncrack: HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.  Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks …I had plans today but now. THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK. FUCK THIS GAME LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!! IT’S BACK WHY IS THIS BACK WHYYYYY oh shit I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas Ohmygod It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD i think this is gonna be a problem i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she  I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection I am on a dock by a bay the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base
From: bunjywunjy:
lostinhistory:

bidet-of-evil:

officialukulele:


nogoawayok:

penguinsstealingsanity:


that-ships-hellabig:


phanfruit:


krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY


Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas


Ohmygod


It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD


i think this is gonna be a problem

i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she 


I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection 

I am on a dock by a bay



the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base

bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit:...

From: The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.
From: The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.

The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.

From: My wife, an ER Nurse who just worked three 12 hour days in a row, fell asleep mid channel change lol. Thumb on the button and all. I cant bring myself to disrupt her sleep and take it from her.
From: My wife, an ER Nurse who just worked three 12 hour days in a row, fell asleep mid channel change lol. Thumb on the button and all. I cant bring myself to disrupt her sleep and take it from her.

My wife, an ER Nurse who just worked three 12 hour days in a row, fell asleep mid channel change lol. Thumb on the button and all. I cant...

From: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government
From: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

From: iineffablemoon: Jedi master and green alien from toy story
From: iineffablemoon:

Jedi master and green alien from toy story

iineffablemoon: Jedi master and green alien from toy story

From: When you order from a shady website
From: When you order from a shady website

When you order from a shady website

From: Because that’s what dads do (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)
From: Because that’s what dads do (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)

Because that’s what dads do (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)

From: Something nice to cheer you up from all this coronavirus panic.
From: Something nice to cheer you up from all this coronavirus panic.

Something nice to cheer you up from all this coronavirus panic.

From: awesomacious: Take a break from the news and enjoy a bumblebee butt
From: awesomacious:

Take a break from the news and enjoy a bumblebee butt

awesomacious: Take a break from the news and enjoy a bumblebee butt

From: Probably the best line from that show
From: Probably the best line from that show

Probably the best line from that show

From: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government
From: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

From: polmcarts: Inuyasha doodles from last night!!
From: polmcarts:

Inuyasha doodles from last night!!

polmcarts: Inuyasha doodles from last night!!

From: Probably the best line from that show
From: Probably the best line from that show

Probably the best line from that show

From: A meme from future
From: A meme from future

A meme from future

From: Everyday. We stray further from God
From: Everyday. We stray further from God

Everyday. We stray further from God

From: She woke up from her nap looking like this
From: She woke up from her nap looking like this

She woke up from her nap looking like this

From: Because that’s what dads do (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)
From: Because that’s what dads do (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)

Because that’s what dads do (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)

From: ups-dogs:Missy, a foster dog with Midwest Small Breed Rescue, from Grosse Pointe, MI loves her UPS savior 💛🐶💛
From: ups-dogs:Missy, a foster dog with Midwest Small Breed Rescue, from Grosse Pointe, MI loves her UPS savior 💛🐶💛

ups-dogs:Missy, a foster dog with Midwest Small Breed Rescue, from Grosse Pointe, MI loves her UPS savior 💛🐶💛

From: Great advice from Rick and Morty
From: Great advice from Rick and Morty

Great advice from Rick and Morty

From: a-common-haitian-name: rainbow-rebel: thefloatingstone: cartoonnetworkhistory: cartoon network commercial from 2004 lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
From: a-common-haitian-name:
rainbow-rebel:


thefloatingstone:

cartoonnetworkhistory:
cartoon network commercial from 2004
lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.



YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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From: My dinner can be anytime from 6pm to 10pm
From: My dinner can be anytime from 6pm to 10pm

My dinner can be anytime from 6pm to 10pm

From: doggos-with-jobs: My border collie is adjusting to working from home due to coronavirus
From: doggos-with-jobs:

My border collie is adjusting to working from home due to coronavirus

doggos-with-jobs: My border collie is adjusting to working from home due to coronavirus