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Batman, Clark Kent, and Dumb: rob-anybody tumblr Follow broadlybrazen unpretty another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don't know what to tell you unpretty What is that? Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey Francis. Is that for me?" Caw," said Francis Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked. No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap You named it. Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis. ...why Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants. Why Francis?" Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just because they're birds Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis Caw," Francis added Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked Why would I do that. .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work." Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a fiutter of black wings. You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again. Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the day Don't start." It's like seeing your teacher at the mall." Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to Superman shrugged. T'm just saying voxmyriad But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About Clark Kent" file Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent. Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman 32,061 notes Hey DC, I would watch this movie
Batman, Clark Kent, and Dumb: rob-anybody
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 unpretty
 another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is,
 and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds
 see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the
 unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize
 superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock
 or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to
 gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or
 just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your
 day i don't know what to tell you
 unpretty
 What is that?
 Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the
 rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey
 Francis. Is that for me?"
 Caw," said Francis
 Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked.
 No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the
 bottlecap
 You named it.
 Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis.
 ...why
 Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings
 I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them
 individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One
 Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of
 his pants.
 Why Francis?"
 Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just
 because they're birds
 Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis
 Caw," Francis added
 Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked
 Why would I do that.
 .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman
 suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and
 held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why
 everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it.
 He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good
 work."
 Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it
 flew away in a fiutter of black wings.
 You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again.
 Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and
 frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the
 day
 Don't start."
 It's like seeing your teacher at the mall."
 Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to
 Superman shrugged. T'm just saying
 voxmyriad
 But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered
 reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would
 make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to
 give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says
 thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About
 Clark Kent" file
 Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in
 Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to
 make friends with them instead of chasing them off
 Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but
 going their separate ways as Clark Kent.
 Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and
 trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds
 Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman
 32,061 notes
Hey DC, I would watch this movie

Hey DC, I would watch this movie

Community, Facts, and Lgbt: Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald I thought Milo had good points on PC culture. But with him now supporting child sexual abuse, if conservatives stick with him, they're evil. 2/19/17, 11:18 PM Seth Mandel @SethAMandel I was in the "ignore Milo" camp. Idk if I was wrong or if the facts changed, but I'm not in that camp anymore. That video? Don't ignore. 2/19/17, 10:07 PM Louise Mensch @LouiseMensch I used to be friendly with Milo. At no time did I have any idea that he defended child rape of 13 year olds. That is at an end now. 2/19/17, 9:20 PM newwavefeminism: So for the longest time black feminists and members of the LGBT community have been presenting WELL DOCUMENTED and extensive arguments about how trash, problematic & harmful M*lo is. Not only is his “free speech” that everyone loves to defend racism, anti-semantic, misogynist, & white supremacist - he has actually outted and doxxed folks, putting vulnerable and powerless in LITERAL/PHYSICAL danger. But these assholes couldn’t see past the unbearable whiteness and hegemonic male privilege, and gave him platforms, book deals and all the benefit of the doubt in this sick, sad world. Despite marginalized folks screaming for years and years about his racism, transphobia, and violence, today people are realizing that he just might be an actual problem. Great job at waiting until we are 500 miles past “too late”
Community, Facts, and Lgbt: Kurt Eichenwald
 @kurteichenwald
 I thought Milo had good points on PC
 culture. But with him now supporting
 child sexual abuse, if conservatives
 stick with him, they're evil.
 2/19/17, 11:18 PM

 Seth Mandel
 @SethAMandel
 I was in the "ignore Milo" camp. Idk if I
 was wrong or if the facts changed, but
 I'm not in that camp anymore. That
 video? Don't ignore.
 2/19/17, 10:07 PM

 Louise Mensch
 @LouiseMensch
 I used to be friendly with Milo. At no
 time did I have any idea that he
 defended child rape of 13 year olds.
 That is at an end now.
 2/19/17, 9:20 PM
newwavefeminism:

So for the longest time black feminists and members of the LGBT community have been presenting WELL DOCUMENTED and extensive arguments about how trash, problematic & harmful M*lo is. 

Not only is his “free speech” that everyone loves to defend racism, anti-semantic, misogynist, & white supremacist - he has actually outted and doxxed folks, putting vulnerable and powerless in LITERAL/PHYSICAL danger. 

But these assholes couldn’t see past the unbearable whiteness and hegemonic male privilege, and gave him platforms, book deals and all the benefit of the doubt in this sick, sad world.

Despite marginalized folks screaming for years and years about his racism, transphobia, and violence, today people are realizing that he just might be an actual problem.

Great job at waiting until we are 500 miles past “too late”

newwavefeminism: So for the longest time black feminists and members of the LGBT community have been presenting WELL DOCUMENTED and extensi...

Community, Facts, and Lgbt: Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald I thought Milo had good points on PC culture. But with him now supporting child sexual abuse, if conservatives stick with him, they're evil. 2/19/17, 11:18 PM Seth Mandel @SethAMandel I was in the "ignore Milo" camp. Idk if I was wrong or if the facts changed, but I'm not in that camp anymore. That video? Don't ignore. 2/19/17, 10:07 PM Louise Mensch @LouiseMensch I used to be friendly with Milo. At no time did I have any idea that he defended child rape of 13 year olds. That is at an end now. 2/19/17, 9:20 PM newwavefeminism: So for the longest time black feminists and members of the LGBT community have been presenting WELL DOCUMENTED and extensive arguments about how trash, problematic & harmful M*lo is. Not only is his “free speech” that everyone loves to defend racism, anti-semantic, misogynist, & white supremacist - he has actually outted and doxxed folks, putting vulnerable and powerless in LITERAL/PHYSICAL danger. But these assholes couldn’t see past the unbearable whiteness and hegemonic male privilege, and gave him platforms, book deals and all the benefit of the doubt in this sick, sad world. Despite marginalized folks screaming for years and years about his racism, transphobia, and violence, today people are realizing that he just might be an actual problem. Great job at waiting until we are 500 miles past “too late”
Community, Facts, and Lgbt: Kurt Eichenwald
 @kurteichenwald
 I thought Milo had good points on PC
 culture. But with him now supporting
 child sexual abuse, if conservatives
 stick with him, they're evil.
 2/19/17, 11:18 PM

 Seth Mandel
 @SethAMandel
 I was in the "ignore Milo" camp. Idk if I
 was wrong or if the facts changed, but
 I'm not in that camp anymore. That
 video? Don't ignore.
 2/19/17, 10:07 PM

 Louise Mensch
 @LouiseMensch
 I used to be friendly with Milo. At no
 time did I have any idea that he
 defended child rape of 13 year olds.
 That is at an end now.
 2/19/17, 9:20 PM
newwavefeminism:

So for the longest time black feminists and members of the LGBT community have been presenting WELL DOCUMENTED and extensive arguments about how trash, problematic & harmful M*lo is. 

Not only is his “free speech” that everyone loves to defend racism, anti-semantic, misogynist, & white supremacist - he has actually outted and doxxed folks, putting vulnerable and powerless in LITERAL/PHYSICAL danger. 

But these assholes couldn’t see past the unbearable whiteness and hegemonic male privilege, and gave him platforms, book deals and all the benefit of the doubt in this sick, sad world.

Despite marginalized folks screaming for years and years about his racism, transphobia, and violence, today people are realizing that he just might be an actual problem.

Great job at waiting until we are 500 miles past “too late”

newwavefeminism: So for the longest time black feminists and members of the LGBT community have been presenting WELL DOCUMENTED and extensi...