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Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in this world @DrSmashlove LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON “theknot” AND U JUST LIKE “wow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU “Todd: Frat Brother”, “Jeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to “Kelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE “wow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE “Kelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE “aye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao 🤓” BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY 🤗😂😂😂
Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur
 This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in
 this world
 @DrSmashlove
LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON “theknot” AND U JUST LIKE “wow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU “Todd: Frat Brother”, “Jeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to “Kelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE “wow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE “Kelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE “aye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao 🤓” BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY 🤗😂😂😂

LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON S...

Basketball, Family, and Friday: Lavar Ball's Son, LiAngelo, Released on Bail After Shoplifting Arrest in China; Could Face 3-10 Years in Prison, If Convicted @balleralert Lavar Ball’s Son, LiAngelo, Released on Bail After Shoplifting Arrest in China; Could Face 3-10 Years in Prison, If Convicted – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, LavarBall’s middle son, LiAngeloBall was arrested in mainland China on suspicion of shoplifting. Under standard practices, according to Yahoo, Ball, along with the three other UCLA basketball players, could face between three and 10 years in prison, if convicted. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Officials say the three players, including freshmen Cody Riley and Jalen Hill, were caught stealing sunglasses from a Louis Vuitton store near the team’s hotel in Hangzhou. The team had been staying at the Hyatt Regency in preparation for their game against Georgia Tech in Shanghai later this week. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After officials questioned players from both teams, Ball, Riley, and Hill were taken into custody. Hours later, the three were released on bail and ordered to remain in their hotel until the legal battle was resolved. As a result, they will not suit up on Friday against Georgia Tech. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We are aware of a situation involving UCLA student-athletes in Hangzhou, China,” UCLA said in a statement. “The University is cooperating fully with local authorities on this matter, and we have no further comment at this time.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ball’s father spoke to reporters as well, revealing that his son will be fine when the legal issues are settled. But, as for details on the case, he was advised to remain mum. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Everybody making it a big deal. It isn’t that big of a deal,” he said. In a later released statement, he added, “It is a very unfortunate situation that the Ball family and UCLA has to deal with at this particular time. We will comment shortly.”
Basketball, Family, and Friday: Lavar Ball's Son, LiAngelo, Released on Bail
 After Shoplifting Arrest in China; Could Face
 3-10 Years in Prison, If Convicted
 @balleralert
Lavar Ball’s Son, LiAngelo, Released on Bail After Shoplifting Arrest in China; Could Face 3-10 Years in Prison, If Convicted – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, LavarBall’s middle son, LiAngeloBall was arrested in mainland China on suspicion of shoplifting. Under standard practices, according to Yahoo, Ball, along with the three other UCLA basketball players, could face between three and 10 years in prison, if convicted. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Officials say the three players, including freshmen Cody Riley and Jalen Hill, were caught stealing sunglasses from a Louis Vuitton store near the team’s hotel in Hangzhou. The team had been staying at the Hyatt Regency in preparation for their game against Georgia Tech in Shanghai later this week. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After officials questioned players from both teams, Ball, Riley, and Hill were taken into custody. Hours later, the three were released on bail and ordered to remain in their hotel until the legal battle was resolved. As a result, they will not suit up on Friday against Georgia Tech. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We are aware of a situation involving UCLA student-athletes in Hangzhou, China,” UCLA said in a statement. “The University is cooperating fully with local authorities on this matter, and we have no further comment at this time.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ball’s father spoke to reporters as well, revealing that his son will be fine when the legal issues are settled. But, as for details on the case, he was advised to remain mum. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Everybody making it a big deal. It isn’t that big of a deal,” he said. In a later released statement, he added, “It is a very unfortunate situation that the Ball family and UCLA has to deal with at this particular time. We will comment shortly.”

Lavar Ball’s Son, LiAngelo, Released on Bail After Shoplifting Arrest in China; Could Face 3-10 Years in Prison, If Convicted – blogged by @...

Friday, Head, and Life: Man Found Guilty in Death of Gender- Fluid Teen He Thought Was Biologically Female @balleralert Man Found Guilty in Death of Gender-Fluid Teen He Thought Was Biologically Female - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Friday, 90 minutes was all a jury needed to give 23-year-old JorgeSandersGalvez’s guilty verdict in the murder of KedarieJohnson, a gender-fluid teenager. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez and his friend, Jaron Purham, were found guilty of first-degree murder in the killing of Johnson, who was found dead in an alley with two gunshots in his chest on March 2, 2016. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez and Purham gagged Johnson, covered his head in a bag and drenched his body with bleach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez and Purham met Johnson in a Hy-Vee and were under the impression that Johnson was biologically female. At the time, Johnson was wearing leggings, hair extensions with a pink head band. The two decided they wanted to take the teen back to a local but popular meeting spot for sex. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Prosecutors say when the duo discovered Johnson wasn't biologically female they stuffed a plastic bag down his throat, covered his mouth with a ripped T- shirt, went to an alley and killed him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The trial lasted only nine days with two days of jury selection. The jury consisted of eleven Caucasians and one African-American person. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez will be officially sentenced to mandatory life in prison on Dec. 18 without any possibility of parole. Purham will be tried separately and also charged with first-degree murder.
Friday, Head, and Life: Man Found Guilty in Death of Gender-
 Fluid Teen He Thought Was Biologically
 Female
 @balleralert
Man Found Guilty in Death of Gender-Fluid Teen He Thought Was Biologically Female - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Friday, 90 minutes was all a jury needed to give 23-year-old JorgeSandersGalvez’s guilty verdict in the murder of KedarieJohnson, a gender-fluid teenager. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez and his friend, Jaron Purham, were found guilty of first-degree murder in the killing of Johnson, who was found dead in an alley with two gunshots in his chest on March 2, 2016. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez and Purham gagged Johnson, covered his head in a bag and drenched his body with bleach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez and Purham met Johnson in a Hy-Vee and were under the impression that Johnson was biologically female. At the time, Johnson was wearing leggings, hair extensions with a pink head band. The two decided they wanted to take the teen back to a local but popular meeting spot for sex. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Prosecutors say when the duo discovered Johnson wasn't biologically female they stuffed a plastic bag down his throat, covered his mouth with a ripped T- shirt, went to an alley and killed him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The trial lasted only nine days with two days of jury selection. The jury consisted of eleven Caucasians and one African-American person. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanders-Galvez will be officially sentenced to mandatory life in prison on Dec. 18 without any possibility of parole. Purham will be tried separately and also charged with first-degree murder.

Man Found Guilty in Death of Gender-Fluid Teen He Thought Was Biologically Female - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Frida...