✅ 25+ Best Memes About Five

Dank, Memes, and Target: acoolguy he's licking his lips... he's checking it twice... the-pesci-mode Five minutes left, on his microwave rice It was some tasty rice. by FlippyFlamingo MORE MEMES

It was some tasty rice. by FlippyFlamingo MORE MEMES

Bad, Run, and True: "You need to let your anger out. Not by punching people or using bad language. Use your anger to get your dreams to come true. Don't hold back because then one day you're going to explode, burst. So run five miles. Write a song. Ride your bike as hard as you can. Dance as you won't have legs the next day. Be free S.R . Feel free."

Android, God, and News: 30% 8:35 PM N X 52 X http://metro.co.uk METRO SPORT NEWS ALL Pastor who raped daughter, 14, gets light prison sentence because he is a man of God f ADVERTISEMENT Chief Resistance Officer @crushthebigots Nothing says "good Christian man" like rape & incest. II This is Tennessee Pastor David Richards. He was convicted of repeatedly raping his 14-year-old daughter over 4 years. The prosecutor recommended 72 years in prison. The judge felt he was good Christian and gave him 12. a 3:17 PM May 13, 2019 Twitter for Android Chief Resistance Officer @crushthebigots Charles here robbed a Popeyes with a toy gun when he was 16 and the judge sentenced him to 40 years in prison. After I spent five years and almost $200,000 getting him out after 19 years served it's clear there's no justice in the so-called justice system. whyyoustabbedme: um… white privilege.

whyyoustabbedme: um… white privilege.

Draymond Green, Future, and Run: B R "IWOULDN'T BET AGAINST US. THIS FIVE YEAR RUN HAS BEEN AWESOME, BUTIDEFINITELY DON'T THINK IT'S OVER." Rakuten ZOWN The "WE'RE NOT DONE YET" Rakuten Stephen Curry and Draymond Green on future of the Warriors The Steph and Dray are confident for the Dubs’ future.

Steph and Dray are confident for the Dubs’ future.

Bad, Dad, and Growing Up: Sabrina: @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bad area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad guy

Money, Best, and Business: Just out of curiosity, what kind of developers makes the most money? New Grad 3 Comments self.cscareerquestions 40 min Well there are different kind of developers like Embedded Sys developers, Web developers, Full stack developers, ML engineers, App developers. among all of them who are paid compratively more? 78 33 COMMENTS PERCENT Reply Like It Collapse Best BlueAdmir 3 points 1 min A COBOL developer that has had his job for 30 years. If that guy gets kidnapped and the kidnappers demand five million dollars, the company will throw in another five for same day delivery. i have a business idea for the kidnapping industry

i have a business idea for the kidnapping industry

Emoji, Hood, and High Five: I just found out this is a high five emoji and Not praying hands Niggas out here dying and We high fiving 💀

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Tumblr, Blog, and Fat: Five pounds of fat next to five pounds of muscle... Fat: 5 lb Muscle: 5 lb epicjohndoe: Fat Vs. Muscle Tissue

epicjohndoe: Fat Vs. Muscle Tissue

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: This mother cat walked through flames five fimes to rescue her kittens.. lolzandtrollz: This One Deserves So Much Love

lolzandtrollz: This One Deserves So Much Love

Alive, Cats, and Dogs: Saving your pet with CPR Check for breathing and pulse Check pulse using middle and index finger below the wrist, inner thigh (temoral artery). below the ankle or where left elbow touches With pets increasingly being treated like a member of the Areas to check family, many owners are learning emergency techniques like CPR to keep their pet alive before bringing it to a veterinarian. for pulse the chest Look for other warning signs Gums and lips will appear gray- colored. Pupils will be dilated and not responsive to light If there is no breathing and no pulse, begin CPR immediately. Gums Pupils If not breathing, give breath to animal Cats and small dogs Place your mouth over its nose and mouth to blow air in. Medium-large dogs Place your mouth over its nose to blow air in Heimlich maneuver If breath won't go in, airway may be blocked. Turn dog upside down, with its back against your chest. Wrap your arms around the dog and clasp your hands together just below its rib cage (since you're holding the dog upside down, it's above the rib cage, in the abdomen). Using both arms, give five sharp thrusts to the abdomen. Then check its mouth or airway for the object. If you see it, remove it and give two more rescue breaths Start compressions if no pulse Lay animal on right side and place hand over ribs where its elbow touches the chest. Begin compressions. Do not give compressions if dog has pulse. Compressions per breath of air Compress chest Animal size Catsmall dog (Under 30 lbs.) 5 1/2-1 inch Medium-large dog (30-90 lbs.) 1-3 inches 5 Giant dog (over 90 lbs.) 1-3 inches 10 Repeat procedure Stop CPR after 20 minutes. Check pulse after 1 minute and then every few minutes. Continue giving CPR until the animal has a puise and is breathing. soURCE American Red Cross lolzandtrollz: Every Dog Owner Needs To Know This

lolzandtrollz: Every Dog Owner Needs To Know This

Bruh, Five Guys, and Working: When you go to Five Guys but there is only four guys working there onLD Those bastards lied to me Bruh

Bruh

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: This mother cat walked through flames five fimes to rescue her kittens.. lolzandtrollz:This One Deserves So Much Love

lolzandtrollz:This One Deserves So Much Love

Blessed, Bones, and Tumblr: Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have a cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON blessedimagesblog: blessed_Skeleton

blessedimagesblog: blessed_Skeleton

Alarm, Potato, and Rest: Me when my alarm wakes me up 8 Let the potato rest for five minutes. Leave me be

Leave me be

Infamous, Five, and Demo: Bugs during Testing: Bugs five minutes before demo: The infamous demo effect

The infamous demo effect

Dank, Memes, and Target: Happiness applicator This is Toby, he gives me five until I give him a big over the top reaction because the first time he did it, I jumped up and down and was so excited he got it. Now when he sees me or anyone else he wants to give fives until they seem happy enough before he's content with his job well done. He wants to slap hands till you’re happy by dos-stinko-uno-pinko MORE MEMES

He wants to slap hands till you’re happy by dos-stinko-uno-pinko MORE MEMES

Happy, Time, and Content: Happiness applicator This is Toby, he gives me five until I give him a big over the top reaction because the first time he did it, I jumped up and down and was so excited he got it. Now when he sees me or anyone else he wants to give fives until they seem happy enough before he's content with his job well done. He wants to slap hands till you’re happy

He wants to slap hands till you’re happy

Ali, Phone, and Sophie Turner: adam @lipscar Follow This paparazzi photo of Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas taking the piss literally looks like a surrealist painting criticising celebrity culture I'm obsessed with it 5:24 PM - 5 May 2018 okwait: thatenglishchap: pirate-queen-ali: thatenglishchap: polymathematical: monkeysaysficus: great-tweets: 👀 They have nine beverages between the two of them i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty… What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage. The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

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Desperate, Life, and Parents: Record 4,855 people queue in the rain for HOURS to see if they had a stem cell match for boy, five, battling rare cancer after his parents launch desperate plea in hope of saving his life

Drunk, Girl, and Time: me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody would want, and the friend everybody deserves. I don't know a better person.

Bad, College, and Dating: Anita Hill On Taking Down Sexual Assaulters: They May Be Loud But We're Louder MOST READ Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Gros People Qut-And For Good Reason 'Good Girls: Loving Beth and Rio's Relations Makes Me Feel Like a Bad Feminist 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by Boyfriend Reconciling My Love of Drake With His Problematic History With Underage Girls When They See Us: Everything You Need t Know About the Central Park Five femestella: Since her days testifying for Clarence Thomas’ confirmation hearings, Anita Hill has become a fierce advocate for sexual assault survivors. The professor recently gave the commencement speech at Wellesley College and discussed how sexual assault deniers enable men to keep doing what they’re doing. Read it here

femestella: Since her days testifying for Clarence Thomas’ confirmation hearings, Anita Hill has become a fierce advocate for sexual assault...

Clock, Dank, and Memes: When you're in class for an eternity and look at the clock, but only 5 minutes have passed. For me it was five hours 45 more to go by tucklebuckle MORE MEMES

45 more to go by tucklebuckle MORE MEMES

Bad, Cats, and Dating: New York Passes Ban On Declawing Cats MOST READ 'Good Girls': Loving Beth and Rio's Relationship Makes Me Feel Like a Bad Feminist 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a Boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Grossing People Out And For Good Reason When They See Us: Everything You Need to Know About the Central Park Five Jane the Virgin' Season 5 Is Dving a Slow Painful Death femestella: New York is in the process of becoming the first state to ban the declawing of cats and thank goodness! The New York Congress officially passed the bill on Tuesday and now all we need is for Gov. Andrew Cuomo to sign it into law. Declawing cats is an incredibly inhumane procedure which involves amputating a cat’s toes up to the first knuckle. The surgeries are not only medically unnecessary but can come with severe side effects. Read it here

femestella: New York is in the process of becoming the first state to ban the declawing of cats and thank goodness! The New York Congress of...

Drive, Who, and One: "Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one." RELATIONSHIP ES

Rey, Daily Mail, and Free: Emily Reynolds @rey_z me vs the well-meaning individuals trying to help me with my mental health Toddler laughs as five firefighters try to free him from locked car Daily Mail

Guess, Proxy, and Test: How the deployment was supposed to go I'm packaging my app in a container. All you need to do is to load it and deploy it to production! High five aude! dt How the deployment actually went But... I swear I configured the pipeline correctly There must be a problem with the build... or with the container... or with the settings... But... I followed the documentation! guess it's nothing to do with environmental variables Maybe a proxy conflict? Ah, and the database connection isn't working.. Hold on, I've sent you a file container_v12 test_(2).zip can you try again? CommitStrip.com Happens to me in almost all major releases

Happens to me in almost all major releases

Crying, Desperate, and Life: Record 4,855 people queue in the rain for HOURS to see if they had a stem cell match for boy, five, battling rare cancer after his parents launch desperate plea in hope of saving his life I’m not crying you are😭

I’m not crying you are😭

Bad, Cats, and Dating: New York Passes Ban On Declawing Cats MOST READ 'Good Girls': Loving Beth and Rio's Relationship Makes Me Feel Like a Bad Feminist 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a Boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Grossing People Out And For Good Reason When They See Us: Everything You Need to Know About the Central Park Five Jane the Virgin' Season 5 Is Dving a Slow Painful Death New York is in the process of becoming the first state to ban the declawing of cats and thank goodness!The New York Congress officially passed the bill on Tuesday and now all we need is for Gov. Andrew Cuomo to sign it into law.Declawing cats is an incredibly inhumane procedure which involves amputating a cat’s toes up to the first knuckle. The surgeries are not only medically unnecessary but can come with severe side effects.Read it here

New York is in the process of becoming the first state to ban the declawing of cats and thank goodness!The New York Congress officially pass...

Memes, Tomorrow, and Truth: Me staying up all night to make shitty toothless memes The five redditors My final exam who I made laugh tomorrow This has way to much truth to it

This has way to much truth to it

Android, Apple, and Wow: |1OS 13 INTRODUCES SWIPING KEYBOARD Thing This Think Y wE R O P Pr G H JK A ZXCV BNM 123 space return Android users madewith depress on You're about... five years too late 3 WOW really good apple

WOW really good apple

Love, Work, and Art: Found this work of art at my local Five Guys Burgers and Fries LOVE Five us! Thats looks a little.I dont know

Thats looks a little.I dont know

Bones, Magic, and Animated: Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have a cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON You can do anything

You can do anything

Bad, Lgbt, and Mercedes: Brianna Wu @BriannaWu 6h Wow, just got a really nice long message from a former Gamergater. She apologized for harassing me, told me she had just come out of the closet and contributed to my campaign because of my strong stance on LGBT rights. Really great way to start a weekend. 17 t 46 933 Mechanical kiwi @kiwimech 6h There was female gamergaters?!??! 1 1 Brianna Wu Follow @BriannaWu Replying to @kiwimech A few. One is in prison right of child rape. now on charges The Gamergate Porn Star Accused of Child Rape Adult film actress Mercedes Carrera was at the forefront of Gamergate, and contantly branded people pedophiles' online. Then she was arrested for child rape. thedailybeast.com 26 Apr 2019 9:54 PM 9 Likes 2 judgingeternity: someoneintheshadow456: judgingeternity: lastsonlost: jonthegamerguru: switch-up-snowfox: gamergate-news: “Mercedes Carrera” And on the original one i’ll take “shit that never happened” for five hundred alex. Also weren’t like some of the biggest anti gamergate people eventually outed as like, borderline sexual harassers? Yop #GamerGate News And that was just a few of them. What was the name of that one individual who was outed for her pedophile fetishism and anti-GG'ers showed her support by sharing images of their own kids? Sarah Nyberg That was the one, thanks!

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Apple, Apps, and Resume: Gunner Technology @gunnertech Apple: Announces SwiftUI Hiring Companies: We require five years experience with SwiftUl on production-level apps. Start putting that resume together

Start putting that resume together

Boys, Feet, and Gay: Me and the boys chilling in the hot tub five feet apart cause we're not gay Not a mod

Not a mod

Advice, Dude, and Dumb: Russ1642 16h The best way to get an answer is to make multiple accounts. Ask a question and then immediately answer it using the other account, only make the answer incorrect. Those same people that spit at you for asking a 'dumb' question love nothing more than to correct something they see as wrong. You'll suddenly have five to ten high quality answers. Reply +68 Dexan 16h It's sad I can't tell if this is a joke or something that you've actually done and works. +39 Recent Problem 15h Knowing people, that seems like solid advice. + 18 Gorrlaamiii 15h This dude is living in 3019 wtf thanks man The hero we need not deserve

The hero we need not deserve

Family, Prince, and Husband: Bet on my way Send ma a pic real quick Champion 28:03 daddyyyyyyy g9008 Messane. CATFISHING My Husband To See If He CHEATS LEADS TO REAL BREAKUP THE PRINCE FAMILY 2,005,256 views 1 day ago 10 can youtubers BREATHE for like five seconds

can youtubers BREATHE for like five seconds

Android, Friends, and Twitter: LL if I ever die for whatever reason, be it natural causes, a car crash, or suicide, don't make up lies about me. I do not light up a room. Everyone doesn't want to be my friend. People don't automatically take notice of me. I have a smart mouth and five friends. Just remember that. 2:11 PM 03 Jun 19 Twitter for Android me_irl

me_irl

Alive, Florida Man, and Funny: Polish man mistakes iron for telephone Polish man 'lost' inside São Paulo airport for 18 days Polish man finds bullet in head five years after party Polish man tried rafting to Australia Polish man electrocuted while peeing Polishman tries to bury wife alive Polish man tries to rob bank with spoon Florida man: Finally!Aworthy opponent! Ourbattle will be legendary DZIDY Funny Memes

Funny Memes

Intensifies, Billion, and Will: WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? You have to You get a billion dollars but Masturbate Every five hours Teens You guys are getting paid? Slapping in the distance intensifies

Slapping in the distance intensifies

History, Jewish, and Once: Could you stop trying to kill all of us... Dictators at least once a century ..FOR FIVE MINUTES?! Jewish History https://t.co/HnyEItHmGz

Jewish History https://t.co/HnyEItHmGz

Animals, Memes, and Animal: High Five Animal Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep48 #animalmemes #dogmemes #catmemes - Lovely Animals World

Animal Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep48 #animalmemes #dogmemes #catmemes - Lovely Animals World

Life, Net, and Three: Try to say nothing negative about anybody for three days, for forty-five days, for three months. See what happens to your life." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Bad, Dad, and Growing Up: :Sabrina: @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bac area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up You are bad guy But this does not mean vou are bad auy Wholesome gangstas

Wholesome gangstas

Bad, Dad, and Growing Up: :Sabrina: @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bac area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up You are bad guy But this does not mean vou are bad auy Wholesome gangstas via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ImrxrR

Wholesome gangstas via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ImrxrR

Bad, Dad, and Growing Up: :Sabrina: @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bac area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up You are bad guy But this does not mean vou are bad auy preach zangief

preach zangief

Bad, Dad, and Dank: :Sabrina: @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bac area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up You are bad guy But this does not mean vou are bad auy preach zangief by nahteq3 MORE MEMES

preach zangief by nahteq3 MORE MEMES

Iphone, Pop, and Twitter: not brendan @crocodilethumbS [Gender Reveal] I pop the balloon and it's empty. We cry tears of joy. Our families high five She's not having the child 12:02 PM 25 May 19 Twitter for iPhone Next round is on me.

Next round is on me.

Computer, Coincidence, and Crawl: 6'6" 6'6 60" 60" 56" 5'6 5'0 50" 4'6 46 40" 40" 3'6 3'6 3'0" 3'0 the Usial Suspects FIVE CRIM INA LS. ONE LINE UP NO COINCIDENCE. When the Computer slows to a crawl.

When the Computer slows to a crawl.

Aladdin, God, and Love: @1°29%D Verizon ? 9:16 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/25/19 Love the puppy what will it take for me to pet him/her? Today 9:14 PM Well, you have a couple of options, it depends on the what level package of pets you're looking for Bronze package Includes: being in the general vicinity of Lillypad possible look over and occasional sniff in the air towards your direction el will make her happy so you can see her tail wag Cost: a cup of coffee and awkward conversation Gold package Includes: you will get it exactly 10 pets (belly rubs exclude possible licks on the hand will be able to tell her exactly once that she is a good girl Cost: two glasses of wine and fun conversation Platinum package unlimited pets and belly rubs demonstration of all available tricks including but not limited to: speak whisper -peekaboo -shake -high five -fist bump -tell me a secret full face kisses if that's what you wish Cost: being my emotional support date through Aladdin while I question why this god forsaken movie ever had to be made but tearing up slightly cause I miss Robin Williams Terms and conditions apply. Side affects include seeing will smith try his very best, dog slobber and falling in love with either owner or just dog. Don't operate vehicles or heavy machinery while giving puppy pets. Please pet responsibly Sent Send Type a message Sometimes I have fun

Sometimes I have fun

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