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Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s March 2015 2.8 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave Chicago, Il 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals
Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s
 March 2015
 2.8
 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, Il 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015 c2 ca 2D HARVARD COLLEG Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 30 W. Webster Ave Chicago, I1 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in dank memes", or their level of Swagg moneyyyy" Although your GPA and ACT seores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out *drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef. who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals. this is too good
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015
 c2 ca
 2D
 HARVARD COLLEG
 Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 30 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, I1 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in dank memes", or their level of Swagg moneyyyy" Although your GPA and
 ACT seores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out *drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef. who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals.
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Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: Got denied from harvard 0 March 2015 03 07 HARVARD COLLEE Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave. Chicago, 11 60614 Dear Ms. MeGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of"Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is notire). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not"my #4 side ho Derek", or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals read this 😂
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: Got denied from harvard
 0
 March 2015
 03 07
 HARVARD COLLEE Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave.
 Chicago, 11 60614
 Dear Ms. MeGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of"Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is notire). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not"my #4 side ho Derek", or Chief Keef, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
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Anaconda, Cute, and Money: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winjennster.tumblr.com/post/137271558514">winjennster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-muscle-chan.tumblr.com/post/135417973431">m-muscle-chan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthenamesilikearetaken.tumblr.com/post/135301109594">allthenamesilikearetaken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-cherry-fairy.tumblr.com/post/135300937014">sweet-cherry-fairy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladynorbert.tumblr.com/post/135300782609">ladynorbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raisehelia.tumblr.com/post/131833295700">raisehelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonespark.tumblr.com/post/130119420323">nonespark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strikercorbie.tumblr.com/post/130046315238">strikercorbie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://g8dtier.tumblr.com/post/129924953012">g8dtier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avodaco.tumblr.com/post/127710083884">avodaco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me when i get my student loan</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fthis-is-the-only-money-cat-i-will-reblog-because-it%2527s-actually-doing-the-manekineko-pose&amp;t=YzE2N2RmMjQzNjEyODhjYThkM2ZhMDMzM2IyMWZiMzg0NmE5ZTk1NSw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D" class="tumblr_blog">#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose</a>151,646 notes (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mazPrttlHsKm5kHhdhBmInA">lolwhutninja</a>)</p> <p>OMG YOU’RE RIGHT<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.<br/><br/>and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!</p> </blockquote> <p>extremely lucky cat</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.</p> </blockquote> <p>cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10</p> </blockquote> <p>in case anyones interested in the other versions</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e5071c2feb11403f8bb65e5ceec4cea/tumblr_inline_p7gft9JDad1r95ub3_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"/></figure><p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.namaii.com%2Fmanekineko%2Fmaneki-neko-types.html&amp;t=ZWJhZTM3ZGJiYTE4YTBjOGI3YzhhNjk2NjA5OWQ2MDFiMDc5MzYxZiw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D">http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.</p> </blockquote>
Anaconda, Cute, and Money: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winjennster.tumblr.com/post/137271558514">winjennster</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-muscle-chan.tumblr.com/post/135417973431">m-muscle-chan</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthenamesilikearetaken.tumblr.com/post/135301109594">allthenamesilikearetaken</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-cherry-fairy.tumblr.com/post/135300937014">sweet-cherry-fairy</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladynorbert.tumblr.com/post/135300782609">ladynorbert</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raisehelia.tumblr.com/post/131833295700">raisehelia</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonespark.tumblr.com/post/130119420323">nonespark</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strikercorbie.tumblr.com/post/130046315238">strikercorbie</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://g8dtier.tumblr.com/post/129924953012">g8dtier</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avodaco.tumblr.com/post/127710083884">avodaco</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>me when i get my student loan</p>
</blockquote>
<p>this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fthis-is-the-only-money-cat-i-will-reblog-because-it%2527s-actually-doing-the-manekineko-pose&amp;t=YzE2N2RmMjQzNjEyODhjYThkM2ZhMDMzM2IyMWZiMzg0NmE5ZTk1NSw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D" class="tumblr_blog">#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose</a>151,646 notes (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mazPrttlHsKm5kHhdhBmInA">lolwhutninja</a>)</p>
<p>OMG YOU’RE RIGHT<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.<br/><br/>and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>extremely lucky cat</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10</p>
</blockquote>
<p>in case anyones interested in the other versions</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e5071c2feb11403f8bb65e5ceec4cea/tumblr_inline_p7gft9JDad1r95ub3_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="650" data-orig-width="520" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94feb8943bc1bbb6c2987b45045d22f6/tumblr_inline_nzfrqeP7du1re2vca_540.png"/></figure><p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.namaii.com%2Fmanekineko%2Fmaneki-neko-types.html&amp;t=ZWJhZTM3ZGJiYTE4YTBjOGI3YzhhNjk2NjA5OWQ2MDFiMDc5MzYxZiw0ektnTEVVUg%3D%3D">http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.</p>
</blockquote>

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America, Anaconda, and Bernie Sanders: Bernie Sanders @SenSanders There's no state where a full-time minimum wage worker can afford a one-bedroom apartment at the fair market rent. That's unacceptable. 4/10/17, 3:51 PM 5,379 RETWEETS 14.2K LIKES pidgepitchu: strict-constitutionalist: constitutioncutie: Minimum wage: $7.25 $7.25 x 40 hour full time work week: $290 $290 x 4 weeks per month: $1,160 In every Southern state (didn’t have time to look at the rest of the country) you can find some sort of studio apartment for around $500 per month, sometimes less than that. Why bother lying about something so easily disproven?  Because Bernie Sanders supporters aren’t going to fact check him, and they’ll ignore any contrary evidence that’s presented to them anyways. Things like this really tick me off and It’s not political or anything but it’s the fact that you think all that money is there. Here’s what I mean; That weekly check comes to, according to you, 290. Most places DO NOT pay for your half hour lunch that is required by law. So your beginning number was wrong. $7.25 x 7.5 hours a day x 5 days a week only gets you $271.88.  Most people in America get paid bi-weekly, so let’s double it to get the budget. $543.75. That’s GROSS, not NET. Out of that comes anywhere between 10% and 15% taxes depending on state so we’ll low ball it at 10%. Automatically down to $489.38 a pay check. Now health insurance. Usually anywhere from 70-100 a pay check for the cheapest plans. Again, we’ll low ball and go $70. So now we have $419.39 a paycheck. x 2  = $839.  Eight hundred thirty nine dollars. A MONTH. But again, you seem to think that’s fair. So let’s proceed. You say rent is $500? Okay. This person now has $339 left to buy groceries for the whole month, pay utilities, car payment, car insurance, and gas money to get to work.  Those are the bare needs. You have to eat. You have to pay for heat, water, garbage removal, gas and or electricity because apartments do not always include things and rarely all of the above. Most cities in America do not have public transportation. Mine doesn’t despite the fact that our population is over 15,000 people, not counting a taxi. If you have a car, you have to pay that. If you have a car, legally you have to have car insurance. You have to pay that. You have to have gas in that car to get to work to make that money. Now if you can tell me you can get all of that out of $339 you’re lying. You are so focused on rent that you aren’t thinking about everything else people have to pay for. Rent was an example. This is a breakdown of the budget you gave me and it’s not possible to live off that in 2017 America.  And BECAUSE this person makes over $800 a month, they probably won’t qualify for financial aid or food stamps. $800 is the line in my state where they won’t help you. No food stamps, financial aid, or government housing if you make more than $800 a month.  Why does it bother you that people deserve to live above the poverty line?
America, Anaconda, and Bernie Sanders: Bernie Sanders
 @SenSanders
 There's no state where a full-time
 minimum wage worker can afford a
 one-bedroom apartment at the fair
 market rent. That's unacceptable.
 4/10/17, 3:51 PM
 5,379 RETWEETS 14.2K LIKES
pidgepitchu:

strict-constitutionalist:

constitutioncutie:


Minimum wage: $7.25
$7.25 x 40 hour full time work week: $290
$290 x 4 weeks per month: $1,160
In every Southern state (didn’t have time to look at the rest of the country) you can find some sort of studio apartment for around $500 per month, sometimes less than that. Why bother lying about something so easily disproven? 


Because Bernie Sanders supporters aren’t going to fact check him, and they’ll ignore any contrary evidence that’s presented to them anyways.

Things like this really tick me off and It’s not political or anything but it’s the fact that you think all that money is there. Here’s what I mean;
That weekly check comes to, according to you, 290. Most places DO NOT pay for your half hour lunch that is required by law. So your beginning number was wrong. $7.25 x 7.5 hours a day x 5 days a week only gets you $271.88. 

 Most people in America get paid bi-weekly, so let’s double it to get the budget. $543.75. That’s GROSS, not NET. Out of that comes anywhere between 10% and 15% taxes depending on state so we’ll low ball it at 10%. Automatically down to $489.38 a pay check. Now health insurance. Usually anywhere from 70-100 a pay check for the cheapest plans. Again, we’ll low ball and go $70. So now we have $419.39 a paycheck. x 2  = $839. 
Eight hundred thirty nine dollars. A MONTH.
But again, you seem to think that’s fair. So let’s proceed. You say rent is $500? Okay. This person now has $339 left to buy groceries for the whole month, pay utilities, car payment, car insurance, and gas money to get to work. 
Those are the bare needs. You have to eat. You have to pay for heat, water, garbage removal, gas and or electricity because apartments do not always include things and rarely all of the above. Most cities in America do not have public transportation. Mine doesn’t despite the fact that our population is over 15,000 people, not counting a taxi. If you have a car, you have to pay that. If you have a car, legally you have to have car insurance. You have to pay that. You have to have gas in that car to get to work to make that money.
Now if you can tell me you can get all of that out of $339 you’re lying.
You are so focused on rent that you aren’t thinking about everything else people have to pay for. Rent was an example. This is a breakdown of the budget you gave me and it’s not possible to live off that in 2017 America. 
And BECAUSE this person makes over $800 a month, they probably won’t qualify for financial aid or food stamps. $800 is the line in my state where they won’t help you. No food stamps, financial aid, or government housing if you make more than $800 a month. 
Why does it bother you that people deserve to live above the poverty line?

pidgepitchu: strict-constitutionalist: constitutioncutie: Minimum wage: $7.25 $7.25 x 40 hour full time work week: $290 $290 x 4 weeks p...