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Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals   When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.   “Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes.       The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”      The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?”  “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.        The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”       The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.   ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.
Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
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job applications just keep getting weirder…..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals 

 When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.  
“Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes. 
     The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”
     The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?” 
“Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.  
     The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”
      The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?”
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.  

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree”

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire”
It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

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Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals   When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.   “Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes.       The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”      The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?”  “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.        The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”       The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.   ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.
Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
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jinxasaurus:

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job applications just keep getting weirder…..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals 

 When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.  
“Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes. 
     The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”
     The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?” 
“Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.  
     The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”
      The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?”
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.  

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree”

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire”
It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

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Bailey Jay, Funny, and Target: edbx After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S") by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense if humour P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced. P Test flight OK, auto-land very rough S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft P Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit P Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order P Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground. P. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level P Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for. P. IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode P Suspect crack in windshielod S: Suspect you're right P Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious P. Target radar hums S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit P Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. Mechanic with a good sense of humor
Bailey Jay, Funny, and Target: edbx
 After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as a
 "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the
 aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then
 document their repairs on the form
 Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by
 the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded
 (marked by an "S") by maintenance engineers, who by the
 way have a sense if humour
 P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
 S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced.
 P Test flight OK, auto-land very rough
 S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft
 P Something loose in cockpit.
 S: Something tightened in cockpit
 P Dead bugs on windshield
 S: Live bugs on back order
 P Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per
 minute descent.
 S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground.
 P. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
 S: Evidence removed.
 P DME volume unbelievably loud.
 S: DME volume set to more believable level
 P Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
 S: That's what friction locks are for.
 P. IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
 S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode
 P Suspect crack in windshielod
 S: Suspect you're right
 P Number 3 engine missing
 S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
 P Aircraft handles funny.
 S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious
 P. Target radar hums
 S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
 P Mouse in cockpit
 S: Cat installed in cockpit
 P Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like
 a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
 S: Took hammer away from midget.
Mechanic with a good sense of humor

Mechanic with a good sense of humor

Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car

catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

Amazon, Apparently, and Butt: did you know? On GreatestSurveys.com you can get paid to sit on your butt and do online surveys. The site is totally free to join, and they pay you through PayPal or Amazon Gift Cards. TIP: Be sure to confirm your email, they pay more per survey. xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx: 16syd: inmyworlddaydreaming: youngbeautifuldamaged05: examinate: trailer-park-jesus: bithmst: moneypets: tranquilojoe: the-bloody-teapot-is-us: daily-spongebob: lazyproblems: SIGN ME TF UP GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob Is this actually real its legit, just got paid by them the other day THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE This shit my future job.. I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases. Reblog to save a bank account Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼 Wouldn’t hurt to try Heads up! Apparently you have to do many surveys to get a decent amount of money. Not only this, but sometimes you will complete surveys and find by the end you cannot qualify for them and therefore waste X minutes for nothing. It’s still great for anybody who needs extra money, just be aware of these faults. If you make too much money from surveys you will have to fill out tax returns and whatnot, too.
Amazon, Apparently, and Butt: did you know?
 On GreatestSurveys.com you can get paid to
 sit on your butt and do online surveys. The site
 is totally free to join, and they pay you through
 PayPal or Amazon Gift Cards. TIP: Be sure to
 confirm your email, they pay more per survey.
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SIGN ME TF UP
GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob


Is this actually real

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE


This shit my future job..

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.



Reblog to save a bank account 


Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼 


Wouldn’t hurt to try
Heads up! Apparently you have to do many surveys to get a decent amount of money. Not only this, but sometimes you will complete surveys and find by the end you cannot qualify for them and therefore waste X minutes for nothing. It’s still great for anybody who needs extra money, just be aware of these faults. If you make too much money from surveys you will have to fill out tax returns and whatnot, too.

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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0 42%. 12:29 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc. https://louisville.craigslist.org Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville, KY) image 1 of 6 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no ther willever compliment you on? further The 1999 Toyota Avalon. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope 101. 42%. 12:30 Aux cord: nope Fancv wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right ujp This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. 10. 42%. 12:30 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc... https://louisville.craigslist.org color is grey. In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional. When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survev Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle- of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Tovota Avalon." This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.

This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.

Comfortable, Instagram, and Makeup: BRIGHTJOON'S ERASER MUSTARD 3121 GIVEAWAY <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tumblr_blog">brightjoon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>as some of you know, i recently went on a month long trip to china/korea in june, so i picked up some bt21/bts items for a giveaway! <b>THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS</b> and the packages you can win are:</p> <h2><b>YOUNG FOREVER/album package</b></h2> <ul><li>one (1) copy of YOUNG FOREVER NIGHT VER. including 2 CDs, 1 polaroid photocard, photobook, and folded poster<br/></li> <ul><li>if you already have this album, you may choose any other BTS album to replace it with</li></ul><li>one (1) bt21 CHIMMY folder</li> <li>one (1) roll of COOKY washi tape</li> <li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask</li> <li>set of mystery BTS photocards</li> </ul><figure data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5b47e89f148611c83aa99507409db57/tumblr_inline_pb2lw93dzU1uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824"/></figure><h2><b>FACE CARE package</b></h2> <ul><li>one (1) bt21 COOKY + SHOOKY folder<br/></li> <li>one (1) roll of SHOOKY washi tape</li> <li>set of 30 seokjin solo photocards</li> <li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask<br/></li> <li>two (2) innisfree sheet masks (bija, strawberry)</li> <li>one (1) etude house “blooming floral” silky hair oil sample</li> <li>one (1) etude house makeup remover sheet</li> <li>one (1) etude house sheet mask (olive)</li> <li>one (1) nature republic sheet mask (aloe)</li> </ul><figure data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ec5d0747435ac8e71381fcfd5eca92b/tumblr_inline_pb2lwh3Wp91uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826"/></figure><p><i>(sorry there aren’t any mang or koya items, as the merch i bought for hyung characters in kr are now swallowed up by my big hyung loving heart)</i></p> <h2><b>RULES</b></h2> <h2><b>❗️❗️❗️NO SOLO OR OT6/OT5/OT3/ETC STANS MAY WIN THIS GIVEAWAY ❗️❗️❗️</b></h2> <ul><li>this giveaway is <b>open to both main blogs and sideblogs</b> </li></ul><ul><ul><li>content must mostly be bts, as this is a bts/bt21 giveaway!</li></ul></ul><ul><li> <b>must be following me</b> on tumblr as this is meant for my followers n mutuals.</li> <ul><li> <i>optional</i>: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jess.pava/">check out my instagram!</a> </li></ul><li><b>reblog this post</b></li> <li> <b><a href="https://jesspava.typeform.com/to/Y88J2L">complete this typeform</a></b><br/></li> <ul><li>remember to reblog the original post &amp; fill out this form completely or your submission/application number will not be generated.</li></ul><li>giveaway ends <b>july 15th 6pm PST</b><br/></li> <ul><li>upon closing, typeform will randomly choose TWO responses to this survey, which means i am not responsible for picking the winners. this is the fairest way for me to run the giveaway.</li></ul><li>i will privately message both winners via tumblr and email asking for an <b>address</b> and <b>postage name (MUST be first and last)</b>. therefore, <b>you must be over 18 to enter</b> or comfortable sharing this information with me.<br/></li> <ul><li>if the first two winners do not reply within 48 hours of the giveaway ending, i will choose new winners</li></ul><li>the giveaway is <b>open internationally</b> </li> <li>don’t hesitate to message me w any questions you have!<br/></li> </ul><p>additional pictures of products below</p> <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more">Keep reading</a></p></blockquote>
Comfortable, Instagram, and Makeup: BRIGHTJOON'S
 ERASER
 MUSTARD
 3121 GIVEAWAY
<p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tumblr_blog">brightjoon</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>as some of you know, i recently went on a month long trip to china/korea in june, so i picked up some bt21/bts items for a giveaway! <b>THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS</b> and the packages you can win are:</p>
<h2><b>YOUNG FOREVER/album package</b></h2>
<ul><li>one (1) copy of YOUNG FOREVER NIGHT VER. including 2 CDs, 1 polaroid photocard, photobook, and folded poster<br/></li>
<ul><li>if you already have this album, you may choose any other BTS album to replace it with</li></ul><li>one (1) bt21 CHIMMY folder</li>
<li>one (1) roll of COOKY washi tape</li>
<li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask</li>
<li>set of mystery BTS photocards</li>
</ul><figure data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5b47e89f148611c83aa99507409db57/tumblr_inline_pb2lw93dzU1uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824"/></figure><h2><b>FACE CARE package</b></h2>
<ul><li>one (1) bt21 COOKY + SHOOKY folder<br/></li>
<li>one (1) roll of SHOOKY washi tape</li>
<li>set of 30 seokjin solo photocards</li>
<li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask<br/></li>
<li>two (2) innisfree sheet masks (bija, strawberry)</li>
<li>one (1) etude house “blooming floral” silky hair oil sample</li>
<li>one (1) etude house makeup remover sheet</li>
<li>one (1) etude house sheet mask (olive)</li>
<li>one (1) nature republic sheet mask (aloe)</li>
</ul><figure data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ec5d0747435ac8e71381fcfd5eca92b/tumblr_inline_pb2lwh3Wp91uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826"/></figure><p><i>(sorry there aren’t any mang or koya items, as the merch i bought for hyung characters in kr are now swallowed up by my big hyung loving heart)</i></p>
<h2><b>RULES</b></h2>
<h2><b>❗️❗️❗️NO SOLO OR OT6/OT5/OT3/ETC STANS MAY WIN THIS GIVEAWAY ❗️❗️❗️</b></h2>
<ul><li>this giveaway is <b>open to both main blogs and sideblogs</b>
</li></ul><ul><ul><li>content must mostly be bts, as this is a bts/bt21 giveaway!</li></ul></ul><ul><li>
<b>must be following me</b> on tumblr as this is meant for my followers n mutuals.</li>
<ul><li>
<i>optional</i>: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jess.pava/">check out my instagram!</a>
</li></ul><li><b>reblog this post</b></li>
<li>
<b><a href="https://jesspava.typeform.com/to/Y88J2L">complete this typeform</a></b><br/></li>
<ul><li>remember to reblog the original post &amp; fill out this form completely or your submission/application number will not be generated.</li></ul><li>giveaway ends <b>july 15th 6pm PST</b><br/></li>
<ul><li>upon closing, typeform will randomly choose TWO responses to this survey, which means i am not responsible for picking the winners. this is the fairest way for me to run the giveaway.</li></ul><li>i will privately message both winners via tumblr and email asking for an <b>address</b> and <b>postage name (MUST be first and last)</b>. therefore, <b>you must be over 18 to enter</b> or comfortable sharing this information with me.<br/></li>
<ul><li>if the first two winners do not reply within 48 hours of the giveaway ending, i will choose new winners</li></ul><li>the giveaway is <b>open internationally</b>
</li>
<li>don’t hesitate to message me w any questions you have!<br/></li>
</ul><p>additional pictures of products below</p> <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more">Keep reading</a></p></blockquote>

brightjoon: as some of you know, i recently went on a month long trip to china/korea in june, so i picked up some bt21/bts items for a give...