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Being Alone, Streets, and Dirty: Here's a photo of my dog I took yesterday and a photo 7 months ago when I found her on the streets all alone, all dirty and not feeling okay. P.S. Thanks for the UP.. Yesterday.
Being Alone, Streets, and Dirty: Here's a photo of my dog I took yesterday and a photo 7 months ago when I found her on the streets all alone, all dirty and not feeling okay. P.S. Thanks for the UP.. Yesterday.

Here's a photo of my dog I took yesterday and a photo 7 months ago when I found her on the streets all alone, all dirty and not feeling okay...

Ass, Click, and Dumb: Hi, Felix. Hope you and your loved ones are doing well. The reason I'm writing this strange and rather long block of text is to say that I am unsubscribing from your channel. It's very much possible that you won't care about one measly subscriber, but chances that are I'm not the only one who is feeling this way and who will eventually take the same route as me Don't get me wrong. I love your content, the videos, this subreddit, and everything else related to it. But I'm tired, tired like many other 9yos out there (who are obviously in the minority) of this battle between you and T-series for #1 I understand that the majority of the 9yos really love you and want to have you retain the #1 spot. I agreed with them a did do my part in helping out. I had fun But lately, I've been seeing that I can't talk about or discuss your content ANYWHERE without T-series ending up in the conversation somehow. It's quite annoying, really. T-series has nothing to do with your content. It's just related to your battle of the subscriber count. I get that many 9yos are in school right now and they may enjoy partaking in this battle thing, but there are also other fans of a different age demographic Quite a few of us have literally grown up watching you. I started back in 2012 during high school, and haven't backed out since. I now go to work. l've graduated and have a job. I watch your videos and browse the subreddit while having dinner after coming home from work. Nearly everyday now. Why? Because I love your content. You've a good sense of humour, you seem pleasant and I find that watching your videos can be quite relaxing after a tiring day from wor What I don't like is T-series popping up after every few videos of the week. The subreddit is full of T-gay and whatnot. Yeah, it was alright till around 2-3 months back. But now I find that T-series is literally dominating your channel, and I do not mean that in terms of subscriber count, no Whenever your channel name comes up, all I hear is T-series and India. I literally have to explain to people about what your content includes. LWIAY, meme review, book review, occasional gameplays, pewnews, etc is your content now Not T-series find people care much less about your content now and more about this dumb battle. I don't think that what your channel is (or should be) about. You did mention in one of your videos that you do not care if T-series passes you, and l thought that was a good thing. But in reality, you are making videos about T every now and then. Please stop. I'm guessing you're doing it to appease your fans occasionally, but I do remember that you once did say that a youtuber shouldn't always listen to his fans. The current situation now is where this should apply. I think ought to put your foot down now and end this. Many of us are now tired of T and wish to move on. It a dead meme ffs. Today, I saw your video on the T series thing and now I'm sorry to say that l'm done. I've unsubscribed and I don't know if I'll ever come back I wish I didn't have to unsubscribe. I am forever grateful to you for your content. Might seem like an exaggeration, but back in high school, I was severely depressed. I suffered from clinical depression and the one of the few things that helped me get through each day was your videos. Believe me, I know you don't like your pre-2015 content, but back then, you were the only youtuber who could make me laugh. Literally no one else. You've kind of saved my life, that's why it pains me to not support you and this is the reason why I'm writing this weird huge ass pos I know I can just stay away from this subreddit and not click on the videos relating to T. But there's only so much of T stuff that one person can deal with on a regular basis. That obnoxious channel is popping up everywhere and in any place that is related to you. I don't care about T, I just care about your content, which is being ruined by this T bs. So l'm done for now. Sorry A letter to Felix. (Unpopular opinion)
Ass, Click, and Dumb: Hi, Felix. Hope you and your loved ones are doing well. The reason I'm writing this
 strange and rather long block of text is to say that I am unsubscribing from your
 channel. It's very much possible that you won't care about one measly
 subscriber, but chances that are I'm not the only one who is feeling this way and
 who will eventually take the same route as me
 Don't get me wrong. I love your content, the videos, this subreddit, and
 everything else related to it. But I'm tired, tired like many other 9yos out there
 (who are obviously in the minority) of this battle between you and T-series for #1
 I understand that the majority of the 9yos really love you and want to have you
 retain the #1 spot. I agreed with them a did do my part in helping out. I had fun
 But lately, I've been seeing that I can't talk about or discuss your content
 ANYWHERE without T-series ending up in the conversation somehow. It's quite
 annoying, really. T-series has nothing to do with your content. It's just related to
 your battle of the subscriber count. I get that many 9yos are in school right now
 and they may enjoy partaking in this battle thing, but there are also other fans of
 a different age demographic
 Quite a few of us have literally grown up watching you. I started back in 2012
 during high school, and haven't backed out since. I now go to work. l've
 graduated and have a job. I watch your videos and browse the subreddit while
 having dinner after coming home from work. Nearly everyday now. Why?
 Because I love your content. You've a good sense of humour, you seem pleasant
 and I find that watching your videos can be quite relaxing after a tiring day from
 wor
 What I don't like is T-series popping up after every few videos of the week. The
 subreddit is full of T-gay and whatnot. Yeah, it was alright till around 2-3 months
 back. But now I find that T-series is literally dominating your channel, and I do not
 mean that in terms of subscriber count, no
 Whenever your channel name comes up, all I hear is T-series and India. I literally
 have to explain to people about what your content includes. LWIAY, meme
 review, book review, occasional gameplays, pewnews, etc is your content now
 Not T-series
 find people care much less about your content now and more about this dumb
 battle. I don't think that what your channel is (or should be) about. You did
 mention in one of your videos that you do not care if T-series passes you, and l
 thought that was a good thing. But in reality, you are making videos about T every
 now and then. Please stop. I'm guessing you're doing it to appease your fans
 occasionally, but I do remember that you once did say that a youtuber shouldn't
 always listen to his fans. The current situation now is where this should apply. I
 think ought to put your foot down now and end this. Many of us are now tired of
 T and wish to move on. It a dead meme ffs. Today, I saw your video on the T
 series thing and now I'm sorry to say that l'm done. I've unsubscribed and I don't
 know if I'll ever come back
 I wish I didn't have to unsubscribe. I am forever grateful to you for your
 content. Might seem like an exaggeration, but back in high school, I was severely
 depressed. I suffered from clinical depression and the one of the few things that
 helped me get through each day was your videos. Believe me, I know you don't
 like your pre-2015 content, but back then, you were the only youtuber who could
 make me laugh. Literally no one else. You've kind of saved my life, that's why it
 pains me to not support you and this is the reason why I'm writing this weird
 huge ass pos
 I know I can just stay away from this subreddit and not click on the videos relating
 to T. But there's only so much of T stuff that one person can deal with on a
 regular basis. That obnoxious channel is popping up everywhere and in any place
 that is related to you. I don't care about T, I just care about your content, which is
 being ruined by this T bs. So l'm done for now. Sorry
A letter to Felix. (Unpopular opinion)

A letter to Felix. (Unpopular opinion)

Weird, Got, and Feeling: I was watching tv when I got a weird feeling that someone was watching me..
Weird, Got, and Feeling: I was watching tv when I got a weird feeling that someone was watching me..

I was watching tv when I got a weird feeling that someone was watching me..

Books, Bored, and Children: Why YOU should subscribe to Pewdiepie has not had an effect on his social life and can balance his online appearance with his social appearance. This is one of PewDiePies most important traits because it shows. His fan base to appreciate their surroundings and their family. This message will also help show that it is important to take a break from technology because it will mean that you will have a happy and successful relationship with family and friends. This does not only leave a mark on his younger audience but also his more mature audience, to stay loyal to your partner and treat people like you want to be treated. Wouldn't you want your child to have a successful social life. His large fanbase also has a very good effect on peoples social life, in the way that his subscriber battle with T-series has brought lots of people together It is important for you to subscribe to Pewdiepie because he is a self made man cant be overtaken by a major organisation with multiple marketing employees. He has put a lot of time and effort in his Chanel and for it to be taken over by a company/organisation would be a real shame. Additionally, he has many values that positively impact his audience, and as the audience grows more people will be influenced by his positive messages. He often advocates books in a regular segment known as "Book Review" or his frequent donation to charity, mostly been really large amounts of money. Pewdiepie is a promoter of books and reading the books. This is very important because of his primarily young audience. This advocate responsibility can be seen when he does frequent segments on his youtube channel known as "Book Review". This name is established off of his popular series known as "Meme Review where he reviews memes that are created by his audience and posted at him. A similar concept is used in Book Review, where he says the name of the book he read and what he found good about it. He usually reviews up to six books per review. His love for books is not only displayed in book review but also, in 2018 he read a staggering 72 books. This spreads a positive message to his audience that are still at a fairly impressionable age, it invokes this need to read because his audience wil see their favourite youtube or even idol reading books and recommending them. Wouldn't you wont your child to read more and get better grades? This is not the only impression he gives on his audience, he also shares a message of giving back. In his frequent charity events. Using the provided facts above, it is easy to conclude that subscribing is an obvious thing to do. He has a very positive impact on an audience members life, even on his young audience which are constantly taught valuable lessons through his video. Wouldn't you want your child to grow up with these values in mind, I sure know that I would want my child to live a successful life filled with plenty of education and anda kind heart. These are all things that PewDiePie teaches through his videos. Word Count: 844 excl. bibliography The Media Campaign if this gets 500 orange arrows, i will write my school essay on why you should subscribe to pewdiepie This is the inspiration of the essay I wrote, it is post I made a couple of weeks where I got over 2.5k likes. This is also a key part to my Media He realises his fortunate position and does not take it for granted. This can be seen in his awareness for less fortunate people, he frequently hosts live-streams on youtube where he raises a large amount of money for a certain charity. This is also a sign that the fame has not gotten to his head. His most frequent charity event was a livestream where he raised over 250 thousand euros for a non-profit organisation in India known as Crylndia. Crylndia works on giving children in India basic Human rights. This was done in the time when he first started his subscriber battle with the Indian music record label and film production firm known as T-series. However, this was not the only charity stream he has done. In fact, he has done over five of them, his most memorable one been a charity stream he did with his fellow youtube friends, where he raised over 1.3 million euros for a AIDS research foundation. This shows his willingness to give back to the people that are not as fortunate and you subscribing to him will allow him to further carry out theses acts of kindness because you are giving him a bigger platform to share his charity events. Despite his fame and internet popularity, he does not forget about his traditional burden of being in a relationship and having family. Ben Bastow Do you want to help advocate learning and reading whilst watching premium content? Then don't hesitate and subscribe to PewdiePie TODAY Do you want to support worthy charity and know exactly where your money goes? The subscribe to PewDie Pie and tune into his streams where he raises money for various charities. Ben Bastow Are you feeling bored? Do you want to enjoy your self and at the same time get new books recommended to you. Then subseribe to PewDiePie where he does frequent comicle book reviews Although being the most subscribed YouTuber in the world, he realises the he certain responsibilities, such as spending time with his fiancee or family. He frequently takes time of YouTube to go on holidays with his fiancee. This shows that the digital fame Here it is. After a couple of weeks, i feel the essay is ready for publish. Thank you to the 2.5k people who suggested and rooted for me in the making of this essay. Please comment any questions or comments on in the comments. My teacher said it was very good and enjoyable to read. Grades up soon...
Books, Bored, and Children: Why YOU should subscribe to Pewdiepie
 has not had an effect on his social life and can balance his online appearance with his
 social appearance. This is one of PewDiePies most important traits because it shows. His
 fan base to appreciate their surroundings and their family. This message will also help
 show that it is important to take a break from technology because it will mean that you
 will have a happy and successful relationship with family and friends. This does not only
 leave a mark on his younger audience but also his more mature audience, to stay loyal to
 your partner and treat people like you want to be treated. Wouldn't you want your child to
 have a successful social life. His large fanbase also has a very good effect on peoples
 social life, in the way that his subscriber battle with T-series has brought lots of people
 together
 It is important for you to subscribe to Pewdiepie because he is a self made man
 cant be overtaken by a major organisation with multiple marketing employees. He has put
 a lot of time and effort in his Chanel and for it to be taken over by a company/organisation
 would be a real shame. Additionally, he has many values that positively impact his
 audience, and as the audience grows more people will be influenced by his positive
 messages. He often advocates books in a regular segment known as "Book Review" or
 his frequent donation to charity, mostly been really large amounts of money.
 Pewdiepie is a promoter of books and reading the books. This is very important
 because of his primarily young audience. This advocate responsibility can be seen when
 he does frequent segments on his youtube channel
 known as "Book Review". This name is established
 off of his popular series known as "Meme Review
 where he reviews memes that are created by his
 audience and posted at him. A similar concept is used in Book Review, where he says the
 name of the book he read and what he found good about it. He usually reviews up to six
 books per review. His love for books is not only displayed in book review but also, in 2018
 he read a staggering 72 books. This spreads a positive message to his audience that are
 still at a fairly impressionable age, it invokes this need to read because his audience wil
 see their favourite youtube or even idol reading books and recommending them. Wouldn't
 you wont your child to read more and get better grades? This is not the only impression
 he gives on his audience, he also shares a message of giving back. In his frequent charity
 events.
 Using the provided facts above, it is easy to conclude that subscribing is an
 obvious thing to do. He has a very positive impact on an audience members life, even on
 his young audience which are constantly taught valuable lessons through his
 video. Wouldn't you want your child to grow up with these values in mind, I sure know
 that I would want my child to live a successful life filled with plenty of education and anda
 kind heart. These are all things that PewDiePie teaches through his videos.
 Word Count: 844 excl. bibliography
 The Media Campaign
 if this gets 500 orange arrows, i will write
 my school essay on why you should
 subscribe to pewdiepie
 This is the inspiration of the essay I wrote, it is
 post I made a couple of weeks where I got over
 2.5k likes. This is also a key part to my Media
 He realises his fortunate position and does not take it for granted. This can be seen
 in his awareness for less fortunate people, he frequently hosts live-streams on youtube
 where he raises a large amount of money for a certain charity. This is also a sign that the
 fame has not gotten to his head. His most frequent charity event was a livestream where
 he raised over 250 thousand euros for a non-profit organisation in India known as
 Crylndia. Crylndia works on giving children in India basic Human rights. This was done in
 the time when he first started his subscriber battle with the Indian music record label and
 film production firm known as T-series. However, this was not the only charity stream he
 has done. In fact, he has done over five of them, his most memorable one been a charity
 stream he did with his fellow youtube friends, where he raised over 1.3 million euros for a
 AIDS research foundation. This shows his willingness to give back to the people that are
 not as fortunate and you subscribing to him will allow him to further carry out theses acts
 of kindness because you are giving him a bigger platform to share his charity events.
 Despite his fame and internet popularity, he does not forget about his traditional burden
 of being in a relationship and having family.
 Ben Bastow
 Do you want to help advocate learning and
 reading whilst watching premium content?
 Then don't hesitate and subscribe to
 PewdiePie TODAY
 Do you want to support worthy charity and
 know exactly where your money goes? The
 subscribe to PewDie Pie and tune into his
 streams where he raises money
 for
 various charities.
 Ben Bastow
 Are you feeling bored? Do you want to
 enjoy your self and at the same time get
 new books recommended to you. Then
 subseribe to PewDiePie where he does
 frequent comicle book reviews
 Although being the most subscribed YouTuber in the world, he realises the he
 certain responsibilities, such as spending time with his fiancee or family. He frequently
 takes time of YouTube to go on holidays with his fiancee. This shows that the digital fame
Here it is. After a couple of weeks, i feel the essay is ready for publish. Thank you to the 2.5k people who suggested and rooted for me in the making of this essay. Please comment any questions or comments on in the comments. My teacher said it was very good and enjoyable to read. Grades up soon...

Here it is. After a couple of weeks, i feel the essay is ready for publish. Thank you to the 2.5k people who suggested and rooted for me in ...

Money, News, and Pressure: Saul Alinsky's 12 Rules for Radicals "Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have." Power is derived from 2 main ources- money and people. "Have-Nots" must build power from flesh and blood "Never go outside the expertise of your people." It results in confusion, fear and retreat. Feeling secure adds to the backbone of anyone "Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy." Look for ways to increase insecurity, anxiety and uncertainty "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules." If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon." There is no defense. It's irrational. It's infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions. A good tactic is one your people enjoy." They'll keep doing it without urging and come back to do more They're doing their thing, and will even suggest better ones 2 4 6 7 "A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag." Don't become old news 8 "Keep the pressure on. Never let up." Keep trying new things to keep the opposition off balance. As the opposition masters one approach, hit them from the flank with something new "The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself." Imagination and ego can dream up many more consequences than any activist The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure 9 10 upon the opposition." It is this unceasing pressure that results in the reactions from the opposition that are essential for the success of the campaign If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive." Violence from the other side can win the public to your side because the public sympathizes with the underdog "The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative." Never let the enemy score points because you're caught without a solution to the problem Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it." Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions 12 13 NEVER FORGET THEIR LEFTIST (Democrat) PLAYBOOK RULES: # 3 (cause insecurity+anxiety), #5 (ridicule your enemy), #8(never let up pressure..use new tactics) #11(push a negative-constantly and incite violence), and #13, (polarize your targets, get personal-go after individuals)
Money, News, and Pressure: Saul Alinsky's 12 Rules for Radicals
 "Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have." Power is derived from 2 main
 ources- money and people. "Have-Nots" must build power from flesh and blood
 "Never go outside the expertise of your people." It results in confusion, fear and retreat. Feeling secure
 adds to the backbone of anyone
 "Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy." Look for ways to increase insecurity, anxiety
 and uncertainty
 "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules." If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000
 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules
 "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon." There is no defense. It's irrational. It's infuriating. It also works as
 a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.
 A good tactic is one your people enjoy." They'll keep doing it without urging and come back to do more
 They're doing their thing, and will even suggest better ones
 2
 4
 6
 7 "A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag." Don't become old news
 8
 "Keep the pressure on. Never let up." Keep trying new things to keep the opposition off balance. As the
 opposition masters one approach, hit them from the flank with something new
 "The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself." Imagination and ego can dream up many more
 consequences than any activist
 The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure
 9
 10 upon the opposition." It is this unceasing pressure that results in the reactions from the opposition that are
 essential for the success of the campaign
 If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive." Violence from the other
 side can win the public to your side because the public sympathizes with the underdog
 "The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative." Never let the enemy score points because
 you're caught without a solution to the problem
 Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it." Cut off the support network and isolate the target
 from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions
 12
 13
NEVER FORGET THEIR LEFTIST (Democrat) PLAYBOOK RULES: # 3 (cause insecurity+anxiety), #5 (ridicule your enemy), #8(never let up pressure..use new tactics) #11(push a negative-constantly and incite violence), and #13, (polarize your targets, get personal-go after individuals)

NEVER FORGET THEIR LEFTIST (Democrat) PLAYBOOK RULES: # 3 (cause insecurity+anxiety), #5 (ridicule your enemy), #8(never let up pressure..us...

Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to tho 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont shit that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont shit that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops sthe hole is plugged SOS this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over im shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up smy stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass completely clean
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous
 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279
 >be fat
 >go to /fit/ and find a
 solution
 >main problem is i eat like
 a dumpster
 apparently things with
 loads of fiber is going to
 tho
 211 KB JPG
 save my filthy soul
 >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you
 feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
 >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy
 breakfast bars
 the first day i have fiber bars for
 breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 >i dont shit that day
 >next day i fiber myself up even more
 >i dont shit that day either
 fiber jesus is surely working his magic in
 my colon
 >can feel the pounds dropping off because
 im not very hungry anymore
 i dont shit the third day
 >i dont shit the fourth day
 thefinaldaydawns.mp3
 si have my morning coffee and feel my
 insides rumble in that familiar way
 the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart
 in the world exits me
 it's whistling
 just a thin, continuous airstream of fart
 that smells like grandpapas coffin
 >no sound other than the whistling hiss
 >suddenly stops
 sthe hole is plugged
 SOS
 this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving
 anal birth to Dwayne The rock" Johnson
 >hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 the rock is shot out of my asshole at
 mach speed
 >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 now the fun begins
 >a fart that could do more damage to the
 ozone layer than aerosol ever did is
 shooting shit bullets out of me
 >solid and prefectly round nuggets
 the smell is killing me
 >blacking out
 the thuds of nuggets shooting around the
 bowl propelled by my insane fiber
 flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
 >my guts are yelling in german
 sounds like a moose in heat lives in my
 belly
 >most of the shit isn't even digested at this
 point
 just forced out by all the gas that had
 been building up to my throat
 >after an hour it finally seems to be over
 im shivering and crying
 both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 smy stomach hitting the bathroom tiles
 forces one last trumpet
 >gondorcallsforaid.rar
 >shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to tho 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont shit that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont shit that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops sthe hole is plugged SOS this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over im shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up smy stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass completely clean
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous
 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279
 >be fat
 >go to /fit/ and find a
 solution
 >main problem is i eat like
 a dumpster
 apparently things with
 loads of fiber is going to
 tho
 211 KB JPG
 save my filthy soul
 >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you
 feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
 >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy
 breakfast bars
 the first day i have fiber bars for
 breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 >i dont shit that day
 >next day i fiber myself up even more
 >i dont shit that day either
 fiber jesus is surely working his magic in
 my colon
 >can feel the pounds dropping off because
 im not very hungry anymore
 i dont shit the third day
 >i dont shit the fourth day
 thefinaldaydawns.mp3
 si have my morning coffee and feel my
 insides rumble in that familiar way
 the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart
 in the world exits me
 it's whistling
 just a thin, continuous airstream of fart
 that smells like grandpapas coffin
 >no sound other than the whistling hiss
 >suddenly stops
 sthe hole is plugged
 SOS
 this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving
 anal birth to Dwayne The rock" Johnson
 >hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 the rock is shot out of my asshole at
 mach speed
 >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 now the fun begins
 >a fart that could do more damage to the
 ozone layer than aerosol ever did is
 shooting shit bullets out of me
 >solid and prefectly round nuggets
 the smell is killing me
 >blacking out
 the thuds of nuggets shooting around the
 bowl propelled by my insane fiber
 flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
 >my guts are yelling in german
 sounds like a moose in heat lives in my
 belly
 >most of the shit isn't even digested at this
 point
 just forced out by all the gas that had
 been building up to my throat
 >after an hour it finally seems to be over
 im shivering and crying
 both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 smy stomach hitting the bathroom tiles
 forces one last trumpet
 >gondorcallsforaid.rar
 >shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
Children, Confused, and Family: Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.  This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. what a sweet litter @xubbs
Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
 Jake
 MorganAshleySandy Brooke
 Pat
 fCoke
 Corey Jason
 priteShare
 Sam
 John
 Friends
brandonsgame:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

mrscarstairs:
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

what a sweet litter

@xubbs

brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmet...