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fanciness: penny-anna quest to Erebor day 18. the dwarves get bored and decide to have a 'nicest beard' contest. as the only non-bearded party member they decide Bilbo has to be the judge as he's the only one able to be impartial. unbeknownst to them Bilbo judges the Hobbiton pie-making contest AND best garden contest AND pumpkin growing contest every year. he spends 3 hours judging all their beards on various metrics including length, softness and fanciness. by the time he declares Balin the winner they're all kind of tired of it. A penny-anna Balin subsequently brings up his 'objectively nicest beard' at every opportunity tho. A penny-anna when ppl outside the party question him on it he's like Mr Baggins said mine was the nicest and he judges the Hobbit best garden contest EVERY YEAR'. no-one outside the party knows what the Hobbiton best garden contest is so they assume it's something very important & that Mr Baggins must be someone important & influential in his own country, to be able to make those sorts of judgements, and are suitably impressed. artekka I mean, these are hobbits. the annual Best Garden Contest IS something Very Important! PO penny-anna somebody asks Bilbo about it and he answers, truthfully, that it's one of the most important events of the Hobbiton social calendar and they're like ah... that does sound important araceil The best garden contest is perhaps the most ruthless, cut-throat, and vicious contest in hobbitish culture. Families have been fractured, blood-feuds sworn, and casseroles thrown out to feed the pigs instead of eaten. It is Very Serious Business and Big Folk may sigh and shake their heads, but when it comes to gardening, it has been known for a Hobbit to take a tea-kettle and beat a goblin to death with it for daring uproot their award winning roses (that said Hobbit might have been Bilbo's younges aunt, a Brandybuck now by marriage, was completely beside the point). You do not mess with the Gardening Contest, and more importantly, you don't get caught messing with the contest either. uk-trash-queen This is why Sam was able to walk all the way to Mordor with Frodo. Frodo may be the Ring Bearer TM but Samwise Gamgee has won The Best Garden Competition 3 times in a row and Sauron himself is nowhere near as tough as that Source:penny-anna 14,843 notes Hobbits and Dwarves have the best shenanigans in Middle Earth
 fanciness: penny-anna
 quest to Erebor day 18. the dwarves get bored and decide to have a 'nicest
 beard' contest. as the only non-bearded party member they decide Bilbo has to
 be the judge as he's the only one able to be impartial.
 unbeknownst to them Bilbo judges the Hobbiton pie-making contest AND best
 garden contest AND pumpkin growing contest every year. he spends 3 hours
 judging all their beards on various metrics including length, softness and
 fanciness. by the time he declares Balin the winner they're all kind of tired of it.
 A penny-anna
 Balin subsequently brings up his 'objectively nicest beard' at every opportunity
 tho.
 A penny-anna
 when ppl outside the party question him on it he's like Mr Baggins said mine
 was the nicest and he judges the Hobbit best garden contest EVERY YEAR'.
 no-one outside the party knows what the Hobbiton best garden contest is so
 they assume it's something very important & that Mr Baggins must be someone
 important & influential in his own country, to be able to make those sorts of
 judgements, and are suitably impressed.
 artekka
 I mean, these are hobbits. the annual Best Garden Contest IS something Very
 Important!
 PO penny-anna
 somebody asks Bilbo about it and he answers, truthfully, that it's one of the most
 important events of the Hobbiton social calendar and they're like ah... that does
 sound important
 araceil
 The best garden contest is perhaps the most ruthless, cut-throat, and vicious
 contest in hobbitish culture. Families have been fractured, blood-feuds sworn,
 and casseroles thrown out to feed the pigs instead of eaten. It is Very Serious
 Business and Big Folk may sigh and shake their heads, but when it comes to
 gardening, it has been known for a Hobbit to take a tea-kettle and beat a goblin
 to death with it for daring uproot their award winning roses (that said Hobbit
 might have been Bilbo's younges aunt, a Brandybuck now by marriage, was
 completely beside the point). You do not mess with the Gardening Contest, and
 more importantly, you don't get caught messing with the contest either.
 uk-trash-queen
 This is why Sam was able to walk all the way to Mordor with Frodo. Frodo may
 be the Ring Bearer TM but Samwise Gamgee has won The Best Garden
 Competition 3 times in a row and Sauron himself is nowhere near as tough
 as that
 Source:penny-anna
 14,843 notes
Hobbits and Dwarves have the best shenanigans in Middle Earth

Hobbits and Dwarves have the best shenanigans in Middle Earth

fanciness: DUNDER MIFFLIN Gift baskets are the essence of class and fanciness
 fanciness: DUNDER
 MIFFLIN
Gift baskets are the essence of class and fanciness

Gift baskets are the essence of class and fanciness

fanciness: 7H7( No this isn't the fancy waffle blanket you don't want me to lie on 😹😹😹 _harryandpippa caturday
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No this isn't the fancy waffle blanket you don't want me to lie on 😹😹😹 _harryandpippa caturday

No this isn't the fancy waffle blanket you don't want me to lie on 😹😹😹 _harryandpippa caturday

fanciness: Follow austinuity egacy jennlegacy Hand Shakers's camera work looks like it was done by a 12th grader who atches a lot of art house and Oscar baity movies and automatically think they're genius despite never actually breaking down or Self learning any film techniques while he watches them because deep down in his Conscious, all he thinks is if it looks arty and sophisticated, it is great film making and he gets unreasonably angry that all his friends and family members would rather watch mainstream Hollywood films and calls them all uncultured and unintellectual but in actuality, all he ever watches are mainstream Hollywood flicks too because all those arthouse Oscar films are made with billions of studio dollars and he's never actually touched a legit indie film before and when he finally moves to the city to film school he thinks it's his time to shine with all these crazy fancy camera movements in every shot of his first semester film, but during the Class critique, he gets unreasonably angry that his professor suggests calming down with the extreme shots in favor of Compositional storytelling, and at this point, no one cares too much about his flaws because it's freshman year of film school and a lot of people are like him but what matters is that they take the critiques to improve by themselves, but instead he becomes one of those people who only draws cartoon art in figure drawing classes and Completely ignores the professors and keeps doing his own thing because they don't understand true art and he keeps making College board reviews on how shitty his school is, but he still insists on his parents paying and borrowing astronomical amounts of art school money to keep attending the full 4 years and he never gets kicked out for incompetence because he's attending a school with a good reputation that just happens to be a for-profit school hich means they don't actually care how shitty you are as long as your parents can keep paying the bills, and during the next few years, he gains a revelation that he doesn't need storyboards or shotboards, or animatics to do his stuff and gains the mantra "l film without a script and of course, he struggles to find a job out of College not just because it's hard for just-out-of College filmmakers to find jobs, but also because he has gained an aversion to the man" and doesn't want to sell out to unsophisticated mainstream film dollar flicks and he can't be bothered to check out the lower leveled studios as ell because they are "no-name studios" and soon, he and his STD-suffering roommate are struggling to pay rent so they decide to just not pay it at all which leads to him attending his bisexual ex-girlfriend's shitty performance art demonstration that causes a mini-riot that same night and his film clips of this event leads him to land a job at TMZ which despite its schlocky, low-bar reputation, pays incredibly well and is a well known brand that looks great on a resume especially for a straight-out-of-college film kid, but rather than sucking it up and doing the shit Work like literally any other newly hired film kid in the first job they don't like Would do, he almost immediately quits because he can't stand selling out to "the man" and he decides to spend all his time working on his personal documentaries made up of clips of hum unintentionally harassing homeless people and barging into STD support gtoups completely uninvited and all his friends are dying from STDs or having fights about drug usage or other shit, but that's a whole different story altogether, and as soon as he puts up an IndieGoGo and/or Kickstarter for his film, he only gets support from his friends and family because he stopped putting his films up on Youtube and Vimeo because he believes only real film premieres count for anything for gaining connections and thus has no fans whatsoever so after failing to reach his goal multiple times, he decides to just pay for the thing himself which in actuality isn't that much because all he used to make it was the cheapest subscription options to Adobe Creative C and an outdated film camera he bought from a thrift store once and since he couldn't actually book a premiere he gets a friend's friend to show it at their restaurant after hours as its premiere and it's only attended by his friends still living in the city and they Congratulate him and Continuing feeding his own personal bubble and only then does he decide to use his Vimeo account again and uploads his film under a paywall, but of course, nobody knows his account even exists, so he's not getting any actual money out of it, and despite all that, he still can't pay his rent. austinuity is this one fucking sentence When you don't like it
 fanciness: Follow
 austinuity
 egacy
 jennlegacy
 Hand Shakers's camera work looks like it was done by a 12th grader who
 atches a lot of art house and Oscar baity movies and automatically think
 they're genius despite never actually breaking down or Self learning any film
 techniques while he watches them because deep down in his Conscious, all he
 thinks is if it looks arty and sophisticated, it is great film making and he gets
 unreasonably angry that all his friends and family members would rather watch
 mainstream Hollywood films and calls them all uncultured and unintellectual
 but in actuality, all he ever watches are mainstream Hollywood flicks too
 because all those arthouse Oscar films are made with billions of studio dollars
 and he's never actually touched a legit indie film before and when he finally
 moves to the city to film school he thinks it's his time to shine with all these
 crazy fancy camera movements in every shot of his first semester film, but
 during the Class critique, he gets unreasonably angry that his professor
 suggests calming down with the extreme shots in favor of Compositional
 storytelling, and at this point, no one cares too much about his flaws because
 it's freshman year of film school and a lot of people are like him but what
 matters is that they take the critiques to improve by themselves, but instead he
 becomes one of those people who only draws cartoon art in figure drawing
 classes and Completely ignores the professors and keeps doing his own thing
 because they don't understand true art and he keeps making College board
 reviews on how shitty his school is, but he still insists on his parents paying and
 borrowing astronomical amounts of art school money to keep attending the full
 4 years and he never gets kicked out for incompetence because he's attending
 a school with a good reputation that just happens to be a for-profit school
 hich means they don't actually care how shitty you are as long as your
 parents can keep paying the bills, and during the next few years, he gains a
 revelation that he doesn't need storyboards or shotboards, or animatics to do
 his stuff and gains the mantra "l film without a script and of course, he
 struggles to find a job out of College not just because it's hard for just-out-of
 College filmmakers to find jobs, but also because he has gained an aversion to
 the man" and doesn't want to sell out to unsophisticated mainstream film
 dollar flicks and he can't be bothered to check out the lower leveled studios as
 ell because they are "no-name studios" and soon, he and his STD-suffering
 roommate are struggling to pay rent so they decide to just not pay it at all

 which leads to him attending his bisexual ex-girlfriend's shitty performance art
 demonstration that causes a mini-riot that same night and his film clips of this
 event leads him to land a job at TMZ which despite its schlocky, low-bar
 reputation, pays incredibly well and is a well known brand that looks great on a
 resume especially for a straight-out-of-college film kid, but rather than sucking
 it up and doing the shit Work like literally any other newly hired film kid in the
 first job they don't like Would do, he almost immediately quits because he can't
 stand selling out to "the man" and he decides to spend all his time working on
 his personal documentaries made up of clips of hum unintentionally harassing
 homeless people and barging into STD support gtoups completely uninvited
 and all his friends are dying from STDs or having fights about drug usage or
 other shit, but that's a whole different story altogether, and as soon as he puts
 up an IndieGoGo and/or Kickstarter for his film, he only gets support from his
 friends and family because he stopped putting his films up on Youtube and
 Vimeo because he believes only real film premieres count for anything for
 gaining connections and thus has no fans whatsoever so after failing to reach
 his goal multiple times, he decides to just pay for the thing himself which in
 actuality isn't that much because all he used to make it was the cheapest
 subscription options to Adobe Creative C
 and an outdated film camera he
 bought from a thrift store once and since he couldn't actually book a premiere
 he gets a friend's friend to show it at their restaurant after hours as its
 premiere and it's only attended by his friends still living in the city and they
 Congratulate him and Continuing feeding his own personal bubble and only
 then does he decide to use his Vimeo account again and uploads his film
 under a paywall, but of course, nobody knows his account even exists, so he's
 not getting any actual money out of it, and despite all that, he still can't pay his
 rent.

 austinuity
 is this one fucking sentence
When you don't like it

When you don't like it

fanciness: I NEED DIS otter, OTTER, otter, and Nic Cage's face morph with Voldemort with a fancy filter.
 fanciness: I NEED DIS
otter, OTTER, otter, and Nic Cage's face morph with Voldemort with a fancy filter.

otter, OTTER, otter, and Nic Cage's face morph with Voldemort with a fancy filter.