✅ 25+ Best Memes About Errors

Errors: Me explaining how my code is more efficient My boss trying to make sense of the errors It should work…

It should work…

Errors: Google stackoverflow You Tube BUGS & ERRORS Developer Data Flair Image life without Google & Stack Overflow

Image life without Google & Stack Overflow

Errors: Professor Are you having any,compiler.errors? First year CS student @NovaXeno All Ihave,are compiler errors This truly says a lot about our development environment.

This truly says a lot about our development environment.

Errors: Depends on the context Is two a lot? Errors? Yes Warnings? No As long as it compiles, that is all that matters.

As long as it compiles, that is all that matters.

Errors: COMPILING PROGRAM FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER CODING SECOND YEAR HMM..7 ERRORS &13 WARNINGS?? SOMETHING'S WRONG!! FINAL YEAR WHAT?? 0 ERRORS&O WARNINGS?? SOMETHING S DEFINITELY WRONG! What?

What?

Errors: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: * 4 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough Farewell * error_reporting (E ALL); ini set("display_errors", true) print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?> Don’t read the source, Luke!

Don’t read the source, Luke!

Errors: Compiling program for the first time after coding In second year hmm.. 7 errors and 13 warnings..? Something's wrong! In final year what? 0 errors and 0 warnings? Something's definitely wrong!! Doesn’t add up….ahan

Doesn’t add up….ahan

Errors: Friend: *makes a joke about how short Napoleon is* Me with the understanding of conversion errors and the average height at the time: Actually... Time to flex our smarts boys

Time to flex our smarts boys

Errors: When you fix the one error that was preventing the IDE from detecting the other 3,479 errors scattered throughout your spaghetti code This evolved into a big fucking Problem. Code so bad, your errors have errors

Code so bad, your errors have errors

Errors: First coding class of CS Prof: Warning are as important as errors Ме: Knowing how to code beforehand

Knowing how to code beforehand

Errors: NOND EAL EPA BLACK Staps Losks FLEX APE UnboundLocalError: local variable referenced before assignment ORAL LACK global Python errors be like

Python errors be like

Errors: ++ You have an erroron line 60 Me with my 40 lines code Library errors be like

Library errors be like

Errors: research 1K 001 (23s) THIS IS FINe Compiler yeets 1K errors

Compiler yeets 1K errors

Errors: The 5 Stages of Debugging At some point in each of our lives, we must face errors in our code. Debugging is a natural healing process to help us th rough these times It is important to recognize these common stages and realize that debugging will eventually come to an end. Denial ? This stage is often characterized by such phrases as "What? That's impossible," or "I know this is right." A strong sign of denial is recompiling without changing any code, just in case." Bargaining/Self-Blame Several programming errors are uncovered and the programmer feels stupid and guilty for having made them. Bargaining is common: "If I fix this, will you please compile?" Also, "I only have 14 errors to go!" Anger #@$! Cryptic error messages send the programmer into a rage. This stage is accompanied by an hours-long and profanity-filled diatribe about the limitations of the language directed at whomever will listen. Depression Following the outburst, the programmer becomes aware that hours have gone by unproductively and there is still no solution in sight. The programmer becomes listless. Posture often deteriorates Аcсeptance The programmer finally accepts the situation, declares the bug a "feature", and goes to play some Quake This is very accurate…

This is very accurate…

Errors: There are 2 hard problems in com- puter science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors. Most ripped out things in CS!

Most ripped out things in CS!

Errors: Terminal yelling about seg faults and bus Me learning C wondering how I screwed up "Hello World" so badly errors: When you switch to C right after Python

When you switch to C right after Python

Errors: Python is the easier language to learn No brackets, no main You get errors for writing an extra space Python is actually easy but no

Python is actually easy but no

Errors: when the IDE says your code has syntax errors, but the compiler compiles it without error: Thomas had never seen such bullshit before Those baatards lied to me

Those baatards lied to me

Errors: After coding 26 hours and finally getting 2 errors. Coders: CTV I don't need sleep. I need answers. I feel like this is going to be me for the next 6 months.

I feel like this is going to be me for the next 6 months.

Errors: Runtime errors My successfully compiled code Call the Coast Guard

Call the Coast Guard

Errors: me 1error 585 errors Just the trap we fall into every time

Just the trap we fall into every time

Errors: When you compile your code and you get 499 errors instead of the usual 500 SUA a'b 3,141 THE ENGINEER Guess I got the Midas Touch

Guess I got the Midas Touch

Errors: Ash @ashcammm guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM X0 Errors I hope this format isn’t dead yet

I hope this format isn’t dead yet

Errors: When you code for hours withhout validating your code and at the very last moment you validate the code and there are zero errors. u/windyatlas420 Computer Science class started not so long ago, it gave me an idea to make this.

Computer Science class started not so long ago, it gave me an idea to make this.

Errors: Bandersnatch: a film about how dangerous nested if-statements are A NETFLIX ORIGINAL What about BUFFER ERRORS?

What about BUFFER ERRORS?

Errors: me 1 error 585 errors Lemme fix that small bug..

Lemme fix that small bug..

Errors: DADWHYIS MY SISTER NAMED ROSEP "BECAUSE YOUR MUMLOVESROSES "THANKSDAD" YOURE WELCOME COMPILED WITH O WARNING ANDO ERRORS" YES YES YES! Ahh crap, Segmentation Fault

YES YES YES! Ahh crap, Segmentation Fault

Errors: THANK YOU FOR POLICE THE POLICE YOUR NOT YOU SERVICE ups TO THE COMMUNITY tiffanarchy: cisbi-white-male-queue: tiffanarchy: what did doctors do i can get the fucked up health insurance making them expensive AF but The third leading cause of death in the US is medical error. https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/media/releases/study_suggests_medical_errors_now_third_leading_cause_of_death_in_the_us Also, have you heard about what opioids are doing to people?

tiffanarchy: cisbi-white-male-queue: tiffanarchy: what did doctors do i can get the fucked up health insurance making them expensive AF...

Errors: First Law of Software Quality errors (more code e=mc2 ….

….

Errors: WELCOME TO JAVASCRIPT WHERE THE RULES MAKE NO SENSEAND THE ERRORS DONT MATTERet Fat but it’s still working

but it’s still working

Errors: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8"); /* *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons *I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough Farewell. * error_reporting (E_ALL) ini set("display_errors", true); print ('<?xml version-""1,0" encoding- "UTF -8 " ?>"\n") : ?> Who needs license agreements when you got this! F

$Errors: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8"); /* *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons *I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough Farewell. * error_reporting (E_ALL) ini set("display_errors", true); print ('<?xml version-""1,0" encoding- "UTF -8 " ?>"\n") : ?> Who needs license agreements when you got this! F$

Who needs license agreements when you got this! F

Errors: The compiler Му code 140 errors I’m in this picture and i don’t like it

I’m in this picture and i don’t like it

Errors: Me explaining how my code is more efficient My boss trying to make sense of the errors If only it works

If only it works

Errors: Me: Pastes in small Python snippet from StackOverflow 300 indentation errors: It's showtime.o סכ Time to find the single line that breaks everything

Time to find the single line that breaks everything

Errors: OTHER PROGRAMMERS VS ME THEIR CODE MY CODE var joinResult from dataRowl in FormReportDataTable. As Enumerable () join dataRow2 in dtFormsCategories. As Enumerable () on dataRow1["FormID" ] equals dataRow2["ObjectID"] into tempResult from resultRow in tempResult.Default If Empty (drFormsCaregory) join EntityRow in dtEntities.As Enumerable () on (Guid)dataRow1["EntityID"] equals (Guid)EntityRow"ID" into tempResult2 from resultRow2 in tempResult2. Default I f Empty() join CategoryRow in dtCategories.As Enumerable () on (Guid)resultRow[ "CategoryID" ) equals (Guid)CategoryRow[ " ID" ] into tempResult3 from resultRow3 in tempResult3.DefaultIfEmpty() if C ) bark); 3 select new { SubPortalName resultRow3 null? string. Empty: result Ro (dataRowlnull | dataRowi["FormID"]- DBNU11.v FormID FormName (data Rowl null |l dataRowl["FormName "] DBNu CategoryID (result Row null |resultRow[ "CategoryID"].E FormGroupVisible (dataRow1 -null | dataRowl["FormGroupV FormActions (dataRow1 null | dataRow1["FormActions " ] EntityVisible resultRow2 == null false true, QUESTIONS MY QUESTIONS THEIR What is the good RMSE (root-mean-square-error) value range to justify the efficiency of multivariate linear regression model? How do you type the upside down q? Asked today Viewed 254 times Asked today Viewed 3 times THEIR ERRORS My ERRORS Error List X1 Error 2 Warnings Entire Solution Microsoft Visual Studio Code Description Managed Debugging Assistant 'FatalExecutionEngineError has detected a problem in 'CUserssv17386 Desktop Csharp RefProp_cs_Examples bin Debug RefProp cs Examples.exe CS1002 A CS0168 You forgot the semicolon again. Idiot The variable 'e' is declared but never used Additional information: The runtime has encountered a fatal error. The address of the error was at Oxe4737ba2, on thread 0x24dc. The error code is Oxc0000005. This A CS0168 The variable 'e1' is declared but never used error may be a bug in the CLR or in the unsafe or non-verifiable portions of user code. Common sources of this bug include user marshaling errors for COM-interop or PInvoke, which may corrupt the stack. Break when this exception type is thrown Break and open Exception Settings Continue Break Ignore DEJMAN [OC] What the hell is a stack overflow anyway?

$Errors: OTHER PROGRAMMERS VS ME THEIR CODE MY CODE var joinResult from dataRowl in FormReportDataTable. As Enumerable () join dataRow2 in dtFormsCategories. As Enumerable () on dataRow1["FormID" ] equals dataRow2["ObjectID"] into tempResult from resultRow in tempResult.Default If Empty (drFormsCaregory) join EntityRow in dtEntities.As Enumerable () on (Guid)dataRow1["EntityID"] equals (Guid)EntityRow"ID" into tempResult2 from resultRow2 in tempResult2. Default I f Empty() join CategoryRow in dtCategories.As Enumerable () on (Guid)resultRow[ "CategoryID" ) equals (Guid)CategoryRow[ " ID" ] into tempResult3 from resultRow3 in tempResult3.DefaultIfEmpty() if C ) bark); 3 select new { SubPortalName resultRow3 null? string. Empty: result Ro (dataRowlnull | dataRowi["FormID"]- DBNU11.v FormID FormName (data Rowl null |l dataRowl["FormName "] DBNu CategoryID (result Row null |resultRow[ "CategoryID"].E FormGroupVisible (dataRow1 -null | dataRowl["FormGroupV FormActions (dataRow1 null | dataRow1["FormActions " ] EntityVisible resultRow2 == null false true, QUESTIONS MY QUESTIONS THEIR What is the good RMSE (root-mean-square-error) value range to justify the efficiency of multivariate linear regression model? How do you type the upside down q? Asked today Viewed 254 times Asked today Viewed 3 times THEIR ERRORS My ERRORS Error List X1 Error 2 Warnings Entire Solution Microsoft Visual Studio Code Description Managed Debugging Assistant 'FatalExecutionEngineError has detected a problem in 'CUserssv17386 Desktop Csharp RefProp_cs_Examples bin Debug RefProp cs Examples.exe CS1002 A CS0168 You forgot the semicolon again. Idiot The variable 'e' is declared but never used Additional information: The runtime has encountered a fatal error. The address of the error was at Oxe4737ba2, on thread 0x24dc. The error code is Oxc0000005. This A CS0168 The variable 'e1' is declared but never used error may be a bug in the CLR or in the unsafe or non-verifiable portions of user code. Common sources of this bug include user marshaling errors for COM-interop or PInvoke, which may corrupt the stack. Break when this exception type is thrown Break and open Exception Settings Continue Break Ignore DEJMAN [OC] What the hell is a stack overflow anyway?$