Initialisms
Initialisms

Initialisms

Is Is
Is Is

Is Is

Error 404
Error 404

Error 404

Question Marks
Question Marks

Question Marks

Other
Other

Other

Squating
Squating

Squating

Cleaning Your Room
Cleaning Your Room

Cleaning Your Room

No Snitching
No Snitching

No Snitching

No Snitch
No Snitch

No Snitch

Pensis
Pensis

Pensis

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Errors: Comedy of errors
Errors: Comedy of errors

Comedy of errors

Errors: Comedy of errors by Roy_69 MORE MEMES
Errors: Comedy of errors by Roy_69
MORE MEMES

Comedy of errors by Roy_69 MORE MEMES

Errors: Everyone handles those errors in their own way
Errors: Everyone handles those errors in their own way

Everyone handles those errors in their own way

Errors: There no errors if there’s no code
Errors: There no errors if there’s no code

There no errors if there’s no code

Errors: *sobs in compiler errors*
Errors: *sobs in compiler errors*

*sobs in compiler errors*

Errors: Zero Errors means zero errors
Errors: Zero Errors means zero errors

Zero Errors means zero errors

Errors: HTTP errors irl
Errors: HTTP errors irl

HTTP errors irl

Errors: Errors!!
Errors: Errors!!

Errors!!

Errors: Reporting Errors
Errors: Reporting Errors

Reporting Errors

Errors: Build errors: (3,001)
Errors: Build errors: (3,001)

Build errors: (3,001)

Errors: Logical errors be like
Errors: Logical errors be like

Logical errors be like

Errors: How to write code without bugs and errors.
Errors: How to write code without bugs and errors.

How to write code without bugs and errors.

Errors: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
Errors: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8");
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere.
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 * and hope it will be enough.
 Farewell.
 error_reporting (E_ALL) ;
 ini_set("display_errors",true);
 print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?>
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.