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Eroticism: O11:37 lancerbuck billysquirrel Followw just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hain Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king Deactivated *leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic. hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter:... And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia pepoluan This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr 337,354 notes But where did you get the coconuts?
Eroticism: O11:37
 lancerbuck
 billysquirrel Followw
 just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hain
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is an
 actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny
 castiel-for-king Deactivated
 *leans over and whispers to person beside me*
 what are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human ability
 to quantify and categorize natural phenomena
 is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at
 worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes
 ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and supported
 enough to come out we should respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a
 duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then
 a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter:... And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia
 pepoluan
 This thread goes every which way and is a
 glorious thing begat by Tumblr
 337,354 notes
But where did you get the coconuts?

But where did you get the coconuts?

Eroticism: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny. castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Evervone: Australia giada-luna Reblogging for that last exchange brainwad Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk. Source: just-shower-thoughts The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.
Eroticism: just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a
 coconut is a mammal.
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual
 issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
 castiel-for-king
 leans over and whispers to person beside me* what
 are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human ability
 to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is
 sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans
 as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a
 plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and supported
 enough to come out we should respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting classify
 animals, and some god or another made the
 platypus, and is still laughing
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck
 bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver
 tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison.
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the
 eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Evervone: Australia
 giada-luna
 Reblogging for that last exchange
 brainwad
 Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes
 it sweat milk.
 Source: just-shower-thoughts
The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.

The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.

Eroticism: hazeldomain: theclockworkzombie: toastoat: newwavenova: secretlesbians: Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866. Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think? They called the police on this lesbian painting. The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity portrayed in a place of power control. Realism humanized the female form in art, removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal. So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women. Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed.  Men: Niiiiiiiiiice Artist: They have cellulite Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE
Eroticism: hazeldomain:
theclockworkzombie:

toastoat:

newwavenova:

secretlesbians:

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.
Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

They called the police on this lesbian painting.


The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman  Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity  portrayed in a place of power  control. Realism humanized the female form in art,  removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal.
So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women.

Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed. 
Men: Niiiiiiiiiice
Artist: They have cellulite
Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

hazeldomain: theclockworkzombie: toastoat: newwavenova: secretlesbians: Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866. Le Sommeil [The Sleepers],...

Eroticism: My [23M] girlfriend [23F of one year draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend [23M] by 3rfjdsf self.relationship_advice /relationship_advice 6 hours ago 4 comments 207 points l accidentally found a folder with these drawings at her place the other day. She had already left for work so I had some time to thoroughly study them. IThey are drawn in manga style, so they read from right to left which took me a short time to figure out. There were three different stories, all involving some sort of plot (in one of them it s mentioned that my girlfriend is out of town to visit he parents so my friend decides to crash at my place, even- tually he confesses his love to me and things escalate from there ...) and eventually leading to sex (like full on pornographic drawings), all featuring as the protagonists me and my best (male) friend; she can draw us quite well but also didnt bother to change the names or anything I had known that she draws stuff and is quite good at it but I had never imagined that some of it was like this I guess she likes to imagine me and my friend being together? We are kind of close, like we hang out all the time, we even hug sometimes, support and try to cheer the other up when he's feeling down and have even joked about dating each other if we didn't have girlfriends. However these were purely jokes since we are both straight. And it's silly but I've been reading these three stories and always it's me who's being seduced, like l always get the submissive role. Which really shouldn't bother me that much but to be honest I just don't like that my girlfriend apparently sees me like that. I'm not sure where to go from here Should I confront her about it or just leave it be? l'm also not sure if I should tell my friend about it, we usually tell each other everything but l fear it might weird him out. tl;dr: Girlfriend draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend. Not sure whether to bring it up but finding out about it made me feel quite uncomfortable jackmeatington: IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. 
Eroticism: My [23M] girlfriend [23F of one year draws erotic
 comics featuring me and my best friend [23M]
 by 3rfjdsf self.relationship_advice
 /relationship_advice
 6 hours ago
 4 comments
 207 points
 l accidentally found a folder with these drawings at her
 place the other day. She had already left for work so I had
 some time to thoroughly study them. IThey are drawn
 in manga style, so they read from right to left which took
 me a short time to figure out. There were three different
 stories, all involving some sort of plot (in one of them it
 s mentioned that my girlfriend is out of town to visit he
 parents so my friend decides to crash at my place, even-
 tually he confesses his love to me and things escalate
 from there ...) and eventually leading to sex (like full on
 pornographic drawings), all featuring as the protagonists
 me and my best (male) friend; she can draw us quite well
 but also didnt bother to change the names or anything
 I had known that she draws stuff and is quite good at it
 but I had never imagined that some of it was like this
 I guess she likes to imagine me and my friend being
 together? We are kind of close, like we hang out all the
 time, we even hug sometimes, support and try to cheer
 the other up when he's feeling down and have even joked
 about dating each other if we didn't have girlfriends.
 However these were purely jokes since we are both
 straight.

 And it's silly but I've been reading these three stories and
 always it's me who's being seduced, like l always get the
 submissive role. Which really shouldn't bother me that
 much but to be honest I just don't like that my girlfriend
 apparently sees me like that.
 I'm not sure where to go from here Should I confront her
 about it or just leave it be? l'm also not sure if I should tell
 my friend about it, we usually tell each other everything
 but l fear it might weird him out.
 tl;dr: Girlfriend draws erotic comics featuring me and my
 best friend. Not sure whether to bring it up but finding out
 about it made me feel quite uncomfortable
jackmeatington:
IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. 

jackmeatington: IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. 

Eroticism: lancerbuck billysquirrel Follovw just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king Deactivated leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about b sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel I MEAN wheres the lie dovewithscales Demeter:. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia pepoluan This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr 337,354 notes Consider the coconut
Eroticism: lancerbuck
 billysquirrel Follovw
 just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is an
 actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny
 castiel-for-king Deactivated
 leans over and whispers to person beside me*
 what are they talking about
 b sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human ability
 to quantify and categorize natural phenomena
 is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at
 worst
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes
 ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and supported
 enough to come out we should respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a
 duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then
 a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic
 hyratel
 I MEAN wheres the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter:. And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia
 pepoluan
 This thread goes every which way and is a
 glorious thing begat by Tumblr
 337,354 notes
Consider the coconut

Consider the coconut

Eroticism: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there. heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatio hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia Source: just-shower-thoughts The was a trip
Eroticism: just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is
 an actual issue with morphology-based
 phylogeny
 castiel-for-king
 leans over and whispers to person beside
 me* what are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human
 ability to quantify and categorize natural
 phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly
 misleading at worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and
 Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there.
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and
 supported enough to come out we should
 respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have
 a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And
 then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays
 eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatio
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia
 Source: just-shower-thoughts
The was a trip

The was a trip

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Eroticism: Elijah Daniel
 @aguywithnolife
 . Follow
 that time I became a best selling author
 because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic
 novel
 Tweet
 amazon
 Elijah Daniel
 Look inside
 Trump Temptation
 The Billionaire & The
 Bellboy
 TRUMP
 i'm going to get drunk tonight and write
 an entire donald trump sex novel like 50
 shades of grey & put it on amazon
 tomorrow i swear to god.
 /20/16, 5:25 PM
 Elijah Daniel and 1
 ☆☆☆☆☆ (126)
 Kindle Price: $1.99
 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES
 わ
 inlle unlimited I earn more
 DAILY
 NEWS
 New York Daily News
 @NYDailyNews
 Comedian writes gay erotic fiction
 starring "soggy Cheeto"
 @realDonaldTrump nydn.us/
 1Qj79ox
 Meet the Comedian
 Who Wrote a Hit
 Erotic Novella
 Starring Donald
 TRUMP
 Trump
 ELIJAH DANIEL
 Author, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy
 WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11
 TRUMP EROTICA
 WITH HIS OILY ORANGE
 SKIN GLISTENING IN THE
 SUNLIGHT AS IF HE WERE A
 SOGGY CHEETO, HIS HAIR
 UNKEMPT AND MESSY, LIKE
 A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST
 HE WAS BEAUTIFUL
 Trump Temptations
 OUNTRY FOX STATE DEPT. WILL NOT RELEASE SEVEN OF HILLARY CLIN NATIONAL HEADLINES
 acidocasualidad
 Source
 fullhalalalchemist
 this is going to be the satire that English
 professors make their students analyze in 50
 years
 Source: acidocasualidad #photo #donald trump
 359,894 notes
 Stitch It!
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

Eroticism: Elijah Daniel @aguywithnolife . Follow that time I became a best selling author because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel Tweet amazon Elijah Daniel Look inside Trump Temptation The Billionaire & The Bellboy TRUMP i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god. /20/16, 5:25 PM Elijah Daniel and 1 ☆☆☆☆☆ (126) Kindle Price: $1.99 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES わ inlle unlimited I earn more DAILY NEWS New York Daily News @NYDailyNews Comedian writes gay erotic fiction starring "soggy Cheeto" @realDonaldTrump nydn.us/ 1Qj79ox Meet the Comedian Who Wrote a Hit Erotic Novella Starring Donald TRUMP Trump ELIJAH DANIEL Author, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11 TRUMP EROTICA WITH HIS OILY ORANGE SKIN GLISTENING IN THE SUNLIGHT AS IF HE WERE A SOGGY CHEETO, HIS HAIR UNKEMPT AND MESSY, LIKE A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST HE WAS BEAUTIFUL Trump Temptations OUNTRY FOX STATE DEPT. WILL NOT RELEASE SEVEN OF HILLARY CLIN NATIONAL HEADLINES acidocasualidad Source fullhalalalchemist this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years Source: acidocasualidad #photo #donald trump 359,894 notes Stitch It! His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳
Eroticism: Elijah Daniel
 @aguywithnolife
 . Follow
 that time I became a best selling author
 because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic
 novel
 Tweet
 amazon
 Elijah Daniel
 Look inside
 Trump Temptation
 The Billionaire & The
 Bellboy
 TRUMP
 i'm going to get drunk tonight and write
 an entire donald trump sex novel like 50
 shades of grey & put it on amazon
 tomorrow i swear to god.
 /20/16, 5:25 PM
 Elijah Daniel and 1
 ☆☆☆☆☆ (126)
 Kindle Price: $1.99
 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES
 わ
 inlle unlimited I earn more
 DAILY
 NEWS
 New York Daily News
 @NYDailyNews
 Comedian writes gay erotic fiction
 starring "soggy Cheeto"
 @realDonaldTrump nydn.us/
 1Qj79ox
 Meet the Comedian
 Who Wrote a Hit
 Erotic Novella
 Starring Donald
 TRUMP
 Trump
 ELIJAH DANIEL
 Author, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy
 WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11
 TRUMP EROTICA
 WITH HIS OILY ORANGE
 SKIN GLISTENING IN THE
 SUNLIGHT AS IF HE WERE A
 SOGGY CHEETO, HIS HAIR
 UNKEMPT AND MESSY, LIKE
 A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST
 HE WAS BEAUTIFUL
 Trump Temptations
 OUNTRY FOX STATE DEPT. WILL NOT RELEASE SEVEN OF HILLARY CLIN NATIONAL HEADLINES
 acidocasualidad
 Source
 fullhalalalchemist
 this is going to be the satire that English
 professors make their students analyze in 50
 years
 Source: acidocasualidad #photo #donald trump
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His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

Eroticism: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
Eroticism: People Can't Handle The
 Way Morrissey Describes A
 Boner In His Novel
 A bulbous salutation to you all.
 posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m
 Alan White
 BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK
 So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's
 recently published novel List of the
 Lost, this happens
 Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's
 howling mouth and the pained frenzy of
 his bulbous salutation extenuating his
 excitement as it smacked its way into
 every muscle of Eliza's body except for
 the otherwise central zone."
 jottingprosaist
 shredsandpatches
 hedwig-dordt
 naznomad:
 martingoresangst
 Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month
 this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
 You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it
 comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious
 Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
 DO A BARREL ROLL
 #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this
 terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her
 body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE
 CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK
 YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex
 works morrissey??
 Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair
 of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a
 man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your
 mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you
 have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet
 schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat
 your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at
 erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???
Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]

Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]

Eroticism: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL k Times bestselling author HILL continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite... Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand- year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine. His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch, vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw! The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn. But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon- oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way back to the future to save her family and the world.. and to satisfy their insatiable attraction. vonVomance DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM Paranormal Romance ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3 50799 AVONBOOKS Win free prizes, get exclusive content, and more-scan with a QR App now! 9780062 356543 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem. This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day. OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: “As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.” “Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.” “Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.” YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
Eroticism: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL
 k Times bestselling author
 HILL
 continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking
 vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful
 chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite...
 Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand-
 year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is
 now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine.
 His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the
 world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil
 Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef
 drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from
 a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch,
 vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw!
 The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying
 him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn.
 But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon-
 oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself
 out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century
 Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way
 back to the future to save her family and the world..
 and to satisfy their insatiable attraction.
 vonVomance
 DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS
 EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM
 Paranormal Romance
 ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3
 50799
 AVONBOOKS
 Win free prizes, get exclusive content,
 and more-scan with a QR App now!
 9780062 356543
 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN
martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things....

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