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England, Facebook, and Friends: Gay couple beaten up for refusing to kiss for men's entertainment f P Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris were beaten up by a gang of men on a London bus (Picture: Sam Webb) concentrated-sunshine: yayfeminism: A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss. One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook: “Last Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don’t remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions. I don’t remember the whole episode, but the word ‘scissors’ stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I’m being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don’t remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don’t know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven’t been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it’s necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I’m tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!” Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers, put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you’ll have them in custody by tea time. What the fucking fuck
England, Facebook, and Friends: Gay couple beaten up for refusing to
 kiss for men's entertainment
 f
 P
 Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris were beaten up by a
 gang of men on a London bus (Picture: Sam Webb)
concentrated-sunshine:
yayfeminism:


A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss.
One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook:
“Last Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don’t remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions. I don’t remember the whole episode, but the word ‘scissors’ stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I’m being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don’t remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don’t know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven’t been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it’s necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I’m tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!”


Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss
They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers,  put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you’ll have them in custody by tea time.


What the fucking fuck

concentrated-sunshine: yayfeminism: A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss. One of the women, Melania...

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 Your personality:
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 Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end
 You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment.
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 You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease.
 You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you
 get tired quickly
 You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep
 breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you
 Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free
 Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods
 and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker.
 Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you.
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 Left hand
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 Index
 Middle
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 Your personality:
 Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited.
 Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly
 You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships.
 Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end
 You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment.
 Your inborn physical potential: Free
 You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this.
 You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease.
 You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you
 get tired quickly
 You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep
 breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you
 Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free
 Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods
 and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker.
 Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you.
 Your sexual feature: Free
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 Left hand
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 0
 0
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 Index
 Middle
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 Your personality:
 Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited.
 Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly
 You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships.
 Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end
 You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment.
 Your inborn physical potential: Free
 You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this.
 You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease.
 You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you
 get tired quickly
 You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep
 breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you
 Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free
 Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods
 and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker.
 Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you.
 Your sexual feature: Free
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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves. Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprint’s Magic.
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 Your fingerprint patterns:
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 Your personality:
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 Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly
 You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships.
 Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end
 You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment.
 Your inborn physical potential: Free
 You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this.
 You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease.
 You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you
 get tired quickly
 You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep
 breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you
 Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free
 Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods
 and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker.
 Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you.
 Your sexual feature: Free
fingerinth:
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Dogs, Love, and Target: ups-dogs:Love my enthusiastic greeters! Tony
Dogs, Love, and Target: ups-dogs:Love my enthusiastic greeters! Tony

ups-dogs:Love my enthusiastic greeters! Tony

Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long, they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just visiting each other 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've madeit to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Couldnt help but crack a smile
Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long, they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just
 visiting each other
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've madeit to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Couldnt help but crack a smile

Couldnt help but crack a smile

Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each others nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just visiting each other 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. Theyre learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!I So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Humans are cute!
Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each others
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just
 visiting each other
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. Theyre learning to travel in space!!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!I So far, they've made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Humans are cute!

Humans are cute!

Finn, Magic, and Man: Jake reveals his desire to vote magic man and Finn enthusiastic agrees
Finn, Magic, and Man: Jake reveals his desire to vote magic man and Finn enthusiastic agrees

Jake reveals his desire to vote magic man and Finn enthusiastic agrees

Head, Tumblr, and Vision: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:@enthusiastic-apathy submitted: I had a vision in my head, and well… It wasn’t this
Head, Tumblr, and Vision: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:@enthusiastic-apathy submitted: I had a vision in my head, and well… It wasn’t this

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:@enthusiastic-apathy submitted: I had a vision in my head, and well… It wasn’t this

Bad, Fam, and God: O Him God They. yeet -no caption -sends their work into the abyss with no fear -probably had a knife-fight with Satan behind Mcdonalds -you kind of scare me? -extra short caption -uses anywhere from exactly one word -to three. five on a good day -had to do it to em -only meme references or vine quotes -or some completely random unrelated topic -the cool, slightly edgy artist everyone loves 0 farmer 2.0 an honest farmer help them -captions their art with something simple -short ramble abt their work might talk a bit abt their personal life -valid -long ramble about why they wanted to draw the thing -talking about the art excitedly -talking about their process in great detail -extra valid -"idk how to caption this" -idk what to put here" -"i ran out of things to caption" -probably uses lol and Imao otter pop my bad WIP -uses a song title / song lyrics -all about that aesthetic* -quotes lines from the media their arts about -uses emojis sometimes -"here's another WIP!" posts lots of sketches all the time which is fine -pls let me see ur final drawings more though') -"i forgot to post this lol" -"almost forgot to share this! -"ive been working on this 4 a few months" -"whoops" emoji0 CAPS ALWAYS YELLING REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABT THEIR FAVES -SOMETIMES ONLY USES A FEW WORDS FOR THE CAPTION -that's it. just emojis -also here for the aestheticTM -you either honestly don't know what to caption your stuff with -or you're the one horny artist that spams these0 -you alright fam? carlysins: fellow artists….which ones do you do the most when you caption your work?  im yeet, otter pop and help them
Bad, Fam, and God: O Him
 God
 They.
 yeet
 -no caption
 -sends their work into the abyss with no fear
 -probably had a knife-fight with Satan behind
 Mcdonalds
 -you kind of scare me?
 -extra short caption
 -uses anywhere from exactly one word
 -to three. five on a good day
 -had to do it to em
 -only meme references or vine quotes
 -or some completely random unrelated topic
 -the cool, slightly edgy artist everyone loves
 0
 farmer 2.0
 an honest farmer
 help them
 -captions their art with something simple
 -short ramble abt their work
 might talk a bit abt their personal life
 -valid
 -long ramble about why they wanted to
 draw the thing
 -talking about the art excitedly
 -talking about their process in great detail
 -extra valid
 -"idk how to caption this"
 -idk what to put here"
 -"i ran out of things to caption"
 -probably uses lol and Imao
 otter pop
 my bad
 WIP
 -uses a song title / song lyrics
 -all about that aesthetic*
 -quotes lines from the media their arts about
 -uses emojis sometimes
 -"here's another WIP!"
 posts lots of sketches all the time
 which is fine
 -pls let me see ur final drawings more though')
 -"i forgot to post this lol"
 -"almost forgot to share this!
 -"ive been working on this 4 a few months"
 -"whoops"
 emoji0
 CAPS
 ALWAYS YELLING
 REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABT THEIR FAVES
 -SOMETIMES ONLY USES A FEW WORDS FOR
 THE CAPTION
 -that's it. just emojis
 -also here for the aestheticTM
 -you either honestly don't know what
 to caption your stuff with
 -or you're the one horny artist
 that spams these0
 -you alright fam?
carlysins:

fellow artists….which ones do you do the most when you caption your work? 
im yeet, otter pop and help them

carlysins: fellow artists….which ones do you do the most when you caption your work?  im yeet, otter pop and help them

Bad, Fam, and God: O Him God They. yeet -no caption -sends their work into the abyss with no fear -probably had a knife-fight with Satan behind Mcdonalds -you kind of scare me? -extra short caption -uses anywhere from exactly one word -to three. five on a good day -had to do it to em -only meme references or vine quotes -or some completely random unrelated topic -the cool, slightly edgy artist everyone loves 0 farmer 2.0 an honest farmer help them -captions their art with something simple -short ramble abt their work might talk a bit abt their personal life -valid -long ramble about why they wanted to draw the thing -talking about the art excitedly -talking about their process in great detail -extra valid -"idk how to caption this" -idk what to put here" -"i ran out of things to caption" -probably uses lol and Imao otter pop my bad WIP -uses a song title / song lyrics -all about that aesthetic* -quotes lines from the media their arts about -uses emojis sometimes -"here's another WIP!" posts lots of sketches all the time which is fine -pls let me see ur final drawings more though') -"i forgot to post this lol" -"almost forgot to share this! -"ive been working on this 4 a few months" -"whoops" emoji0 CAPS ALWAYS YELLING REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABT THEIR FAVES -SOMETIMES ONLY USES A FEW WORDS FOR THE CAPTION -that's it. just emojis -also here for the aestheticTM -you either honestly don't know what to caption your stuff with -or you're the one horny artist that spams these0 -you alright fam? carlysins: fellow artists….which ones do you do the most when you caption your work?  im yeet, otter pop and help them
Bad, Fam, and God: O Him
 God
 They.
 yeet
 -no caption
 -sends their work into the abyss with no fear
 -probably had a knife-fight with Satan behind
 Mcdonalds
 -you kind of scare me?
 -extra short caption
 -uses anywhere from exactly one word
 -to three. five on a good day
 -had to do it to em
 -only meme references or vine quotes
 -or some completely random unrelated topic
 -the cool, slightly edgy artist everyone loves
 0
 farmer 2.0
 an honest farmer
 help them
 -captions their art with something simple
 -short ramble abt their work
 might talk a bit abt their personal life
 -valid
 -long ramble about why they wanted to
 draw the thing
 -talking about the art excitedly
 -talking about their process in great detail
 -extra valid
 -"idk how to caption this"
 -idk what to put here"
 -"i ran out of things to caption"
 -probably uses lol and Imao
 otter pop
 my bad
 WIP
 -uses a song title / song lyrics
 -all about that aesthetic*
 -quotes lines from the media their arts about
 -uses emojis sometimes
 -"here's another WIP!"
 posts lots of sketches all the time
 which is fine
 -pls let me see ur final drawings more though')
 -"i forgot to post this lol"
 -"almost forgot to share this!
 -"ive been working on this 4 a few months"
 -"whoops"
 emoji0
 CAPS
 ALWAYS YELLING
 REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABT THEIR FAVES
 -SOMETIMES ONLY USES A FEW WORDS FOR
 THE CAPTION
 -that's it. just emojis
 -also here for the aestheticTM
 -you either honestly don't know what
 to caption your stuff with
 -or you're the one horny artist
 that spams these0
 -you alright fam?
carlysins:

fellow artists….which ones do you do the most when you caption your work? 
im yeet, otter pop and help them

carlysins: fellow artists….which ones do you do the most when you caption your work?  im yeet, otter pop and help them

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Club, College, and Fire: MODELS 18+ years required. Nude
 No
 All
 Just browsing through the classifieds and then..
 ts
 nt in
 Ph 041
 EXPERIENCED kitchen-hand tpzza
 chef for mobile wood-fire catering. Mostly
 chel for mobile wood-
 weekends. Long-term. 0434516659
 0410 723 601
 601
 -smoking
 usiastic
 en
 esume to Jana at info@
 CHEF
 Enthusiastic & hard-working with
 qualifications & experience for our
 TUITION
 MATHEMATICS TUTOR
 grades 3 to 10. Ph John 0452260595
 angalow Road, Byron Bay
 RO
 ntry Club
 friendly team at busy Bangalow Dining. Qualified teacher with 30 yrs experience
 Permanent residents only
 Email resume: eat@bangalowdining.com
 Phone 0423454773
 FRENCH·ITALIAN-GERMAN
 Eva 66846760
 www.languagetuitionbyron.com.au
 WANTED
 vated staff!
 PARLA ITALIANO with ERICA
 qualified native teacher. 0435635822
 EVIL GENIUS seeks minions
 to sacrifice their lives in world
 domination attempt. Must be
 ntice chef. Full-time. prepared to work 24-7 for
 y fast-paced kitchenMessy death inevitable but
 fascist psychopath for no pay
 special
 Beg 1 Starting Oct 20
 Conversation Starting Oct 7
 Contact: Françoise
 0417 250600
 costumes and laser death rays
 upervisor
 nised and
 on whO
 n à la carte restaurant
 provided. No weirdos.
 Call: 1-900-MWAH-HAHA
 4
 ALL RÉSUME SERVICES
 No Interviews Yet???
 Your Résumé is the problem!
 You need a scannable Résumé
 for all online job applications
 Interview Guaranteed!
 All Professions
 LOCAL BUSINESS
 SPECIAL PRICING
 com
 ekends
 and development,
 countability of the
 the manager
 0 hours
 MUSICAL NOTES
 PIANO TUNER
 Restorer, repairer & retailer since 1981.
 Ph Dr Fred Cole 0412216019 or
 www.specialt
 Sonia Lynch
 year
 in a similar role.
 1300 655 358
 PIANO TUNING
 references to
 o.com
 Tuner for Planet Music, Studio 301 &
 TH E
 SAE College. R. Barkley. 0422221116
 www.reubenbarkleypianotuning.com.au
 CASTLE
 BYRON SOUND LOUNGE rehearsals,
 recording & PA hire. Ph 66808938
 on
 nunity
 ge
 Skilled Barista Required RAL NOTICEs
 .Permanent position, full
 day shifts
 Up to 4 days per week, incl.
 Friday & Saturday
 courses...
 FINCH, MARGARET MARY
 PEGGY
srsfunny:Evil Genius Needs Some Help

srsfunny:Evil Genius Needs Some Help

Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Crosspost from me_irl
Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Crosspost from me_irl

Crosspost from me_irl

Fall, Target, and Tumblr: kitkatkatee: inktober day two im so unironically enthusiastic about fall weather
Fall, Target, and Tumblr: kitkatkatee:

inktober day two
im so unironically enthusiastic about fall weather

kitkatkatee: inktober day two im so unironically enthusiastic about fall weather

Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long, they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've madeit to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist We are adorable
Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long, they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've madeit to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
We are adorable

We are adorable

Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Ford Prefect wrote this
Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Ford Prefect wrote this

Ford Prefect wrote this

Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual hasa unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't evern hold their breath all that long, they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist ladugard Source: teaboot an enthusiastic alien humanologist taking notes on humanity
Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot
 Humans are adorable.
 Supporting evidence
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't
 actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say
 when they think they might have been hurt,
 but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate
 their bodies and nests with them. The shinier
 the better, although each individual hasa
 unique taste for style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even
 amphibious species, but they flock to bodies
 of water simply to play in it. They can't evern
 hold their breath all that long, they just love to
 splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark,
 humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon
 themselves in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're
 just visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes
 to make their bodies flashy and colourful!
 They even attach shiny dangly bits to their
 cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes
 adopt creatures from other species into their
 family units. They don't seem to notice the
 obvious differences, and often raise them
 alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in
 distress, they can commonly be observed
 trying to help! Even at their own risk, most
 humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy
 sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to
 the point of annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and
 completely adorable. Especially when the
 human in question becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than
 others. Many humans will save these treats
 specifically for a later date when they are in
 need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles
 pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They
 can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far,
 they've made it to the end of their yard, and
 have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really
 enthusiastic alien humanologist
 ladugard
 Source: teaboot

an enthusiastic alien humanologist taking notes on humanity

an enthusiastic alien humanologist taking notes on humanity

Facebook, God, and Hoes: Ta-Ta Towel last Sunda Perfect for getting ready for work or a night out! The struggle against boob sweat is REAL and the #TaTaTowel is the solution! 14K 47K 72K Ta-Ta Towel about 2 weeks ago Ta-7 They are both so #comfy, it's hard to choose between the green and coral #TaTaTowel ! 163 4161 Ta-Ta Towel about a week ago Ta Getting a relaxing start to this #weekend in the green reversible #TaTaTowel loungewear. 200165 250 rapunzel-corona-lite: queenciityconfidential: 86thatshit: geekscoutcookies: mexicamermaid: art-is-the-word: micdotcom: Behold, the Ta-Ta Towel – would you wear this cloth boob sling? Do you ever find yourself derailed by boob sweat? Do you sometimes wish you could just holster them in some sort of suspension harness and get on with your life? If the answer to either or both is yes, Erin Robinson, creator of the Ta-Ta Towel, has excellent news for you. The Ta-Ta Towel is a nipple-friendly, rayon-lined terry cloth halter bra that reportedly keeps breast skin away from torso skin, allowing the wearer’s bosom to breathe. Available in sizes C to H and a bevy of cheeky prints, the Ta-Ta Towel has garnered enthusiastic praise from users for its comfort, its convenience and its suitability for breastfeeding. Based on an instructional video, it looks like the Ta-Ta Towel can be tightened via an internal elastic cord that toggles at the neck. The user situates the ladies in their cups, then lifts them up and away, the terry cloth trapping sweat so it doesn’t trickle down the stomach. Read more. (8/4/2017) OH MY GOD!?!?! Sometimes I just hate the way my breasts sitting on my torso feel, this would be amazing ive been doing this with a tshirt for years, im mad i didnt think of mass producing this Some IG boutique gon take this idea and make it to be worn in public and some IG model gon wear it and titties gon be out in public all summer ‘18 This aint for the itty bitty titty committee finally they thought of us big titty hoes
Facebook, God, and Hoes: Ta-Ta Towel
 last Sunda
 Perfect for getting ready for work or a night out! The struggle against boob sweat is
 REAL and the #TaTaTowel is the solution!
 14K
 47K
 72K

 Ta-Ta Towel
 about 2 weeks ago
 Ta-7
 They are both so #comfy, it's hard to choose between the green and coral
 #TaTaTowel !
 163 4161

 Ta-Ta Towel
 about a week ago
 Ta
 Getting a relaxing start to this #weekend in the green reversible #TaTaTowel
 loungewear.
 200165 250
rapunzel-corona-lite:

queenciityconfidential:

86thatshit:

geekscoutcookies:


mexicamermaid:

art-is-the-word:


micdotcom:

Behold, the Ta-Ta Towel – would you wear this cloth boob sling?
Do you ever find yourself derailed by boob sweat? Do you sometimes wish you could just holster them in some sort of suspension harness and get on with your life? If the answer to either or both is yes, Erin Robinson, creator of the Ta-Ta Towel, has excellent news for you.
The Ta-Ta Towel is a nipple-friendly, rayon-lined terry cloth halter bra that reportedly keeps breast skin away from torso skin, allowing the wearer’s bosom to breathe. Available in sizes C to H and a bevy of cheeky prints, the Ta-Ta Towel has garnered enthusiastic praise from users for its comfort, its convenience and its suitability for breastfeeding.
Based on an instructional video, it looks like the Ta-Ta Towel can be tightened via an internal elastic cord that toggles at the neck. The user situates the ladies in their cups, then lifts them up and away, the terry cloth trapping sweat so it doesn’t trickle down the stomach. Read more. (8/4/2017)

OH MY GOD!?!?!


Sometimes I just hate the way my breasts sitting on my torso feel, this would be amazing

ive been doing this with a tshirt for years, im mad i didnt think of mass producing this


Some IG boutique gon take this idea and make it to be worn in public and some IG model gon wear it and titties gon be out in public all summer ‘18

This aint for the itty bitty titty committee 

finally they thought of us big titty hoes

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deer dance troupe 2 is less enthusiastic

bubblebaath: deer dance troupe 2 is less enthusiastic

Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist <p>Humans are cute! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz">https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz</a></p>
Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
<p>Humans are cute! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz">https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz</a></p>

Humans are cute! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz

Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist <p>Humans are cute!</p>
Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
<p>Humans are cute!</p>

Humans are cute!

Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Cute humans
Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Cute humans

Cute humans

Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Cute humans
Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Cute humans

Cute humans

Coolio, Doctor, and Fucking: magiclamd: charliemitya: dangerbooze: langerdibs: dangerhamster: bundyspooks: In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient’s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process of this, he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers too. Both patient and assistant died of sepsis, and a spectator died from shock, making it the only operation ever with a 300% mortality rate. how badly…can one person fuck up…. THIS IS MY BOY!! THIS IS MY BOY ROBERT LISTON!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!! For starters, he practiced in a time before anesthesia was invented, when performing surgeries and amputations quickly were key to reducing a patients’ pain and upping their chance of survival. He was known as the ‘fastest knife on West End’ and could allegedly take a leg off in 2 ½ minutes. Some say he could amputate a limb in 30 seconds flat if he had to, he was exactly the man you wanted to call in case of emergency like this, because he could get you done and stitched nice and fast, before you bled out or died from shock. On top of that, he was a theater surgeon, and I mean, he brought the THEATER to it. This man would scream for the students watching him to time him, and when he had to free his hands, shove his BLOODY FUCKING KNIFE between his teeth. Also, the 300% mortality rate wasn’t because he was inexperienced- it was because he was WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CUTTING ARMS OFF, swinging his knife around for the effect. This was not the only time his enthusiasm got the better of him on the table, once, he amputated a man’s leg and accidentally took off his testicles in the same go. He was, however, the first man to perform surgery with the use of anesthesia, and was a strong proponent of its use. He’s also famous for having UNSHAKABLE morals, he once got punched out a surgeon IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS for displaying a woman’s corpse in a ‘voyeuristic’ manner, then straight-up took the body and had her decently buried (The woman was a murder victim and the surgeon he punched may have been complicit in the whole thing as well.). Liston is such a coolio figure in early medical history he fight he heal he knock people the fuck out. this post got a lot better this post is fucking metal. The past is truly a foreign country
Coolio, Doctor, and Fucking: magiclamd:

charliemitya:

dangerbooze:

langerdibs:

dangerhamster:

bundyspooks:

In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient’s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process of this, he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers too. Both patient and assistant died of sepsis, and a spectator died from shock, making it the only operation ever with a 300% mortality rate.

how badly…can one person fuck up….

THIS IS MY BOY!! THIS IS MY BOY ROBERT LISTON!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!!
For starters, he practiced in a time before anesthesia was invented, when performing surgeries and amputations quickly were key to reducing a patients’ pain and upping their chance of survival. He was known as the ‘fastest knife on West End’ and could allegedly take a leg off in 2 ½ minutes. Some say he could amputate a limb in 30 seconds flat if he had to, he was exactly the man you wanted to call in case of emergency like this, because he could get you done and stitched nice and fast, before you bled out or died from shock.
On top of that, he was a theater surgeon, and I mean, he brought the THEATER to it. This man would scream for the students watching him to time him, and when he had to free his hands, shove his BLOODY FUCKING KNIFE between his teeth. Also, the 300% mortality rate wasn’t because he was inexperienced- it was because he was WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CUTTING ARMS OFF, swinging his knife around for the effect. This was not the only time his enthusiasm got the better of him on the table, once, he amputated a man’s leg and accidentally took off his testicles in the same go.
He was, however, the first man to perform surgery with the use of anesthesia, and was a strong proponent of its use. He’s also famous for having UNSHAKABLE morals, he once got punched out a surgeon IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS for displaying a woman’s corpse in a ‘voyeuristic’ manner, then straight-up took the body and had her decently buried (The woman was a murder victim and the surgeon he punched may have been complicit in the whole thing as well.).
Liston is such a coolio figure in early medical history he fight he heal he knock people the fuck out.

this post got a lot better

this post is fucking metal.


The past is truly a foreign country

magiclamd: charliemitya: dangerbooze: langerdibs: dangerhamster: bundyspooks: In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor perfor...