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Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao 'idiot' over gay remarks By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016 LATEST STORIES MOST REA SPORTS Pacers blows out Ca force Game 7 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49 SPORTS own at half, Rapt eliminate Wizards to reserves APRIL 28, 2018 11:44 TECHNOLOGY Scientists shockeda NASA cuts only mo rover APRIL 28, 2018 11:37 TECHNOLOGY Globe users vent ir ICO C Glo service interruptio APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 LIFESTYLE PH bet captures 20 Eco International o APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 AP "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports. 73 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass." Dave Bautista Following @DaveBautista FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016 10,393 Retweets 21,962 Likes 9499 10K 22K thedamnqueenofhell: thecaptainstevexxx: actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare. I love him  Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.
Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao
 'idiot' over gay remarks
 By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016
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 Pacers blows out Ca
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 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49
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 APRIL 28, 2018 11:44
 TECHNOLOGY
 Scientists shockeda
 NASA cuts only mo
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 APRIL 28, 2018 11:37
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 ICO C
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 "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't
 think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports.
 73
 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass."

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 Following
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Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

I love him 




Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.

thedamnqueenofhell: thecaptainstevexxx: actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is...

Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao 'idiot' over gay remarks By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016 LATEST STORIES MOST REA SPORTS Pacers blows out Ca force Game 7 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49 SPORTS own at half, Rapt eliminate Wizards to reserves APRIL 28, 2018 11:44 TECHNOLOGY Scientists shockeda NASA cuts only mo rover APRIL 28, 2018 11:37 TECHNOLOGY Globe users vent ir ICO C Glo service interruptio APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 LIFESTYLE PH bet captures 20 Eco International o APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 AP "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports. 73 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass." Dave Bautista Following @DaveBautista FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016 10,393 Retweets 21,962 Likes 9499 10K 22K thedamnqueenofhell: thecaptainstevexxx: actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare. I love him  Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.
Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao
 'idiot' over gay remarks
 By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016
 LATEST STORIES
 MOST REA
 SPORTS
 Pacers blows out Ca
 force Game 7
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49
 SPORTS
 own at half, Rapt
 eliminate Wizards
 to reserves
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:44
 TECHNOLOGY
 Scientists shockeda
 NASA cuts only mo
 rover
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:37
 TECHNOLOGY
 Globe users vent ir
 ICO C
 Glo
 service interruptio
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:36
 LIFESTYLE
 PH bet captures 20
 Eco International o
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:36
 AP

 "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't
 think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports.
 73
 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass."

 Dave Bautista
 Following
 @DaveBautista
 FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL
 FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the
 FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2
 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK
 gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3
 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to
 @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace
 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016
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 9499
 10K
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thedamnqueenofhell:
thecaptainstevexxx:


actorsallusionpresents:

seaofolives:

darkarfs:
Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

I love him 




Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.

thedamnqueenofhell: thecaptainstevexxx: actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is...

Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao 'idiot' over gay remarks By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016 LATEST STORIES MOST REA SPORTS Pacers blows out Ca force Game 7 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49 SPORTS own at half, Rapt eliminate Wizards to reserves APRIL 28, 2018 11:44 TECHNOLOGY Scientists shockeda NASA cuts only mo rover APRIL 28, 2018 11:37 TECHNOLOGY Globe users vent ir ICO C Glo service interruptio APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 LIFESTYLE PH bet captures 20 Eco International o APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 AP "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports. 73 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass." Dave Bautista Following @DaveBautista FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016 10,393 Retweets 21,962 Likes 9499 10K 22K actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.
Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao
 'idiot' over gay remarks
 By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016
 LATEST STORIES
 MOST REA
 SPORTS
 Pacers blows out Ca
 force Game 7
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49
 SPORTS
 own at half, Rapt
 eliminate Wizards
 to reserves
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:44
 TECHNOLOGY
 Scientists shockeda
 NASA cuts only mo
 rover
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:37
 TECHNOLOGY
 Globe users vent ir
 ICO C
 Glo
 service interruptio
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:36
 LIFESTYLE
 PH bet captures 20
 Eco International o
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:36
 AP

 "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't
 think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports.
 73
 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass."

 Dave Bautista
 Following
 @DaveBautista
 FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL
 FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the
 FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2
 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK
 gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3
 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to
 @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace
 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016
 10,393 Retweets 21,962 Likes
 9499
 10K
 22K
actorsallusionpresents:
seaofolives:

darkarfs:
Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings ...

Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao 'idiot' over gay remarks By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016 LATEST STORIES MOST REA SPORTS Pacers blows out Ca force Game 7 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49 SPORTS own at half, Rapt eliminate Wizards to reserves APRIL 28, 2018 11:44 TECHNOLOGY Scientists shockeda NASA cuts only mo rover APRIL 28, 2018 11:37 TECHNOLOGY Globe users vent ir ICO C Glo service interruptio APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 LIFESTYLE PH bet captures 20 Eco International o APRIL 28, 2018 11:36 AP "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports. 73 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass." Dave Bautista Following @DaveBautista FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016 10,393 Retweets 21,962 Likes 9499 10K 22K actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.
Alive, Ass, and Fucking: Ex-WWE star Batista calls Pacquiao
 'idiot' over gay remarks
 By: Mark Giongco Reporter /@MarkGiongcoINQ INQUIRER.net/ 01:06 AM February 21, 2016
 LATEST STORIES
 MOST REA
 SPORTS
 Pacers blows out Ca
 force Game 7
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:49
 SPORTS
 own at half, Rapt
 eliminate Wizards
 to reserves
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:44
 TECHNOLOGY
 Scientists shockeda
 NASA cuts only mo
 rover
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:37
 TECHNOLOGY
 Globe users vent ir
 ICO C
 Glo
 service interruptio
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:36
 LIFESTYLE
 PH bet captures 20
 Eco International o
 APRIL 28, 2018 11:36
 AP

 "My mom happens to be a lesbian so I don'itg take that s**t. I don't
 think it's funny," said Bautista in an interview with TMZ Sports.
 73
 "If anyone called my mother an animal I'd stick my foot in his ass."

 Dave Bautista
 Following
 @DaveBautista
 FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO!!!! Like HELLLL
 FUCKING NOOOOOO!!! HELL 2 the
 FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!! HELL 2
 the FUCKING FUUUUUCKKKK
 gemma@maña@gemmagema4:3
 @DaveBautista I have a question for you..give your endorsement to
 @realDonaldTrump ???? #peace
 2:10 AM 18 Oct 2016
 10,393 Retweets 21,962 Likes
 9499
 10K
 22K
actorsallusionpresents:
seaofolives:

darkarfs:
Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones.  guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings ...

Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals   When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.   “Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes.       The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”      The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?”  “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.        The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”       The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.   ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.
Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
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angst420:

job applications just keep getting weirder…..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals 

 When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.  
“Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes. 
     The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”
     The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?” 
“Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.  
     The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”
      The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?”
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.  

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree”

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire”
It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: ...

Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals   When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.   “Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes.       The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”      The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?”  “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.        The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”       The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.   ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.
Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
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job applications just keep getting weirder…..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals 

 When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.  
“Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes. 
     The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”
     The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?” 
“Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.  
     The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”
      The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?”
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.  

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree”

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire”
It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

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Amazon, Anaconda, and CoCo: Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty Follow I will pay more for a chocolate bar if it means less slavery how is this a serious warning. Mike S. Omer-Man@MikeOmerMan Nestle says slavery reporting requirements could cost customers srmi.exiiauafoliiicxi/icxlkir... 12:21 AM-5 Sep 2018 2,117 Retweets 8.247 Likes bet @③ slab-o-meat: rsbenedict: kaijutegu: roachpatrol: I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM.  good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry. https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company.  It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate. A list of slavery-free chocolate companies: Aldi Aloha Feels Chocolate Alma Chocolate Alter Eco Chocolate Amano Chocolate Askinoise Chocolate The Beach Chocolate Factory Belicious Black Mountain Chocolate Cacaoteca Caribeans Chocolate Castronovo Chocolate Charm School Chocolates Chocolate Cartel Chocolat Celeste Chocolate Tree Chocolate Troubadour Choconat Coco Chocolate Compartes Chocolates Dandelion Chocolate Dark Forest Chocolate Denman Island Chocolate Divine Chocolate Co. Eating Evolved Eat Your Hat El Ceibo The Endangered Species Equal Exchange Fairafric Forever Cocoa Fresco Chocolate Fruition Chocolate Gayleen’s Decadence GEPA Chocolate Giddy Yo Yo Grenada Chocolate Company Grocer’s Daughter Chocolate Guittard Habitual Chocolate Hagensborg Chocolates Health by Chocolate Hilo Shark Chocolate HNINA Gourmet Honest Artisan Chocolate Hooray  Tuffles Ithaca Fine Chocolates L.A. Burdick Chocolates La Iguana Chocolate Lake Champlain Chocolates La Siembra Cooperative Lillie Belle Farms Madecasse Malagasy Maverick Chocolate Company Max Havelaar Mayan Monkey Mayordomo Mia Chocolate Montezuma’s Chocolates Nayah Amazon Chocolates Newman’s Own Organics Purdy’s Chocolate Omanahene Cocoa Bean Company Ombar OpuLux Fair Trade Chocolate Original Hawaiian Chocolate Parliament Chocolate Montevérgine Patric Chocolate Plamil Organic Chocolate Potomac Chocolate Pure Lovin’ Chocolate Rain Republic Rapunzel Pure Organics Ritual Chocolate Samaritan Xocolata Sappho Chocolates Seed Bean Chocolate Shaman Chocolates Sibú Chocolate Solkiki Chocolate Sweet Earth Chocolates Sweet Impact Fudge Sweet Riot Sun Eaters Organics Taza Chocolate Terra Nostra Organic Terroir Chocolate TCHO The Chocolate Wave Theo Chocolate The Original Chocolate Bar (Houston, TX) Tobago Estate Chocolate TONY’S CHOCOLONELY Vivani Chocolate Vosges Wei of Chocolate Xocolatl Chocolate Zotter
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 I will pay more for a chocolate bar if it means
 less slavery how is this a serious warning.
 Mike S. Omer-Man@MikeOmerMan
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rsbenedict:

kaijutegu:

roachpatrol:
I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 
good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.
https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely
Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company. 
It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.

A list of slavery-free chocolate companies:

Aldi

Aloha Feels Chocolate

Alma Chocolate

Alter Eco Chocolate

Amano Chocolate

Askinoise Chocolate

The Beach Chocolate Factory

Belicious

Black Mountain Chocolate

Cacaoteca

Caribeans Chocolate

Castronovo Chocolate

Charm School Chocolates

Chocolate Cartel

Chocolat Celeste

Chocolate Tree

Chocolate Troubadour

Choconat

Coco Chocolate

Compartes Chocolates

Dandelion Chocolate

Dark Forest Chocolate

Denman Island Chocolate

Divine Chocolate Co.

Eating Evolved

Eat Your Hat

El Ceibo

The Endangered Species

Equal Exchange

Fairafric

Forever Cocoa

Fresco Chocolate

Fruition Chocolate

Gayleen’s Decadence

GEPA Chocolate

Giddy Yo Yo

Grenada Chocolate Company

Grocer’s Daughter Chocolate

Guittard

Habitual Chocolate

Hagensborg Chocolates

Health by Chocolate

Hilo Shark Chocolate

HNINA Gourmet

Honest Artisan Chocolate

Hooray  Tuffles
Ithaca Fine Chocolates

L.A. Burdick Chocolates

La Iguana Chocolate

Lake Champlain Chocolates

La Siembra Cooperative

Lillie Belle Farms

Madecasse

Malagasy

Maverick Chocolate Company
Max Havelaar

Mayan Monkey

Mayordomo

Mia Chocolate

Montezuma’s Chocolates

Nayah Amazon Chocolates

Newman’s Own Organics

Purdy’s Chocolate

Omanahene Cocoa Bean Company

Ombar

OpuLux Fair Trade Chocolate

Original Hawaiian Chocolate

Parliament Chocolate

Montevérgine

Patric Chocolate

Plamil Organic Chocolate

Potomac Chocolate

Pure Lovin’ Chocolate

Rain Republic

Rapunzel Pure Organics

Ritual Chocolate

Samaritan Xocolata

Sappho Chocolates

Seed  Bean Chocolate

Shaman Chocolates

Sibú Chocolate

Solkiki Chocolate

Sweet Earth Chocolates

Sweet Impact Fudge

Sweet Riot

Sun Eaters Organics

Taza Chocolate

Terra Nostra Organic

Terroir Chocolate

TCHO

The Chocolate Wave

Theo Chocolate

The Original Chocolate Bar (Houston, TX)

Tobago Estate Chocolate

TONY’S CHOCOLONELY

Vivani Chocolate

Vosges

Wei of Chocolate

Xocolatl Chocolate
Zotter

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Alive, Animals, and Apparently: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help: I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs? I'm pretty sure I've never seen a picture of a breed of dog I hadn't seen before and wondered what animal it Do you want the Big Answer or the Small Answers cos I have a feeling this is about to get intense Oooh okay are YOU gonna answer this, hang on I need to get some snacks and make sure the phone is off The short answer is "because they're statistically unlikely to be anything else The long question is "given the extreme diversity of morphology in dogs, with many subsets of dogs' bearing no visual resemblance to each other, how am 1 able to intuit that they belong to the 'dog set just by The reason that this is a Good Big Question is because we are broadly used to categorising Things as related based on resemblances. 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We then experience the Thing, exploring it further, and he brain pings up a Our brain t categorises the New based on the knowledge and traits. That is how humans experience the universe. We do our best, and we generally do it well. This is the basis of stereotyping. It behaviours (racism), some of our most challenging problems (trauma), helps us survive (stories) and sharing the ability with things that dont have it leads to some of our most whimsical creations (artificial In fact, one reason that humans are so wonderfully successful is that we can effectively gain knowledge from experiences without having experienced them personally! You dont have to eat all the berries to find the poisonous ones. You can just remember stories and descriptions of berries, and compare those to the ones you've just discovered. You can benefit from memorics that aren't your own! On the other hand, if you had a terribly traumatic experience involving say, an eagle, then your brain will try to protect you in every way possible from a similar experience. If you collect too many traumatic experiences with eagles, then your brain will not enjoy eagle-shapecd New Things. In fact, if New Things match up to too many cagle-like noise!! 。The hot Glare of the Yellow Eye CLAWS VERY BAD VERY BAD Then the brain may shunt the train of thought back into trauma, and the person will actually experience the New Thing as trauma. Even if the New Thing was something apparently unrelated, like being generally pointy, or having a hot glare. (This is an overly simplistic explanation of how triggers work, but it's the one most accessible to people.) So the answer rests in how we categorise dogs, and what "dog" means to humans. Human brains associate dogs with universal categories, such efour legs Mcat Eater e Soft friend An BORK BORK Anything we have previously experienced and learned as A Dog gets added to the memory bank. Sometimes it brings new categories along with it. So a lifetime's experience results in excellent dog-intuition And anything we experience with, say, a 90% match is officially a Dog. Brains are super good at eliminating things, too. So while the concept of physical doggo-ness is pretty nebulous, and has to include greyhounds and Pekingese and mastiffs, we know that even if an animal LOOKS like a bear, if the other categories don't match up in context (bears are not usually soft friends, they don't Bork Bork, they don't have long tails to wag) then it is statistically more likely to be a Doggo. If it occupies a dog-shaped space then it is usually a dog. So if you see someone dragging a fluffy whatnot along on a string, you will go, Mop? (Unlikely-seems to be self propelled.) ° Alien? (Unlikely-no real alien ever experienced.) Threat? (Vastly unlikely in context.) Rabbit? (No. Rabbits hop, and this appears to scurry.) (Brains are very keen on categorising movement patterns. This is why lurching zombies and bad CGl are so uncomfortable to experience, brains just go INCORRECT!! That is WRONG!" Without consciously knowing why. Anyway, very few animals move like domestic dogs!) Very fluffy cat? (Maybe-but not quite. Shares many characteristics, though!) Eldritch horror? (No, it is obviously a soft friend of unknown type) Robotic toy? (Unlikely too complex and convincing.) animal detected!!! Thi s is a good animal!! This is pleasing!! It may be appropriate to laugh at this animal, because we have just realized that it is probably a DOG!! Soft friend, alive, walks on leash. It had a low doggo-ness quotient! and a confusing Snout, but it is NOT those other Known Things, and it occupies a dog-shaped space! Hahahaha!!! It is extra funny and appealing, because it made us guess!! We love playing that game * PING! NEW CATEGORIES ADDED TO "Doggo set mopness, floof. Snout. And that's why most dogs are dogs. You're so good at identifying dog shaped spaces that they can't be anything else! The science of identifying Good Boys
Alive, Animals, and Apparently: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:
 flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy
 I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help:
 I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand
 that both are dogs? I'm pretty sure I've never seen a picture of a
 breed of dog I hadn't seen before and wondered what animal it
 Do you want the Big Answer or the Small Answers cos I have a
 feeling this is about to get intense
 Oooh okay are YOU gonna answer this, hang on I need to get some
 snacks and make sure the phone is off
 The short answer is "because they're statistically unlikely to be anything
 else
 The long question is "given the extreme diversity of morphology in
 dogs, with many subsets of dogs' bearing no visual resemblance to each
 other, how am 1 able to intuit that they belong to the 'dog set just by
 The reason that this is a Good Big Question is because we are broadly
 used to categorising Things as related based on resemblances. Then
 everyoneI
 have Fun Facts like "elephants are ACTUALLY closely related to rock
 hyraxes!! Even though they look nothing alike!!"
 e realized abou
 t genes and evolution and so on, and so now we
 These Fun Facts are appealing because they're not intuitive.
 So why is dog-sorting intuitive?
 Well, because if you eliminate all the other possibilities, most dogs are
 dogs.
 To process Things- whether animals, words, situations or experiences
 our brains categorise the most important things about them, and then
 compare these to our memory banks. If we've experienced the same
 thing before- whether first-hand or through a story then we know
 what's happening, and we proceed accordingly
 If the New Thing is completely New, then t
 question marks, shunts into a different track, counts up all the Similar
 Traits, and assigns it a provisional category based on its similarity to
 other Things. We then experience the Thing, exploring it further, and
 he brain pings up a
 Our brain t
 categorises the New
 based on the knowledge and traits. That is how humans experience the
 universe. We do our best, and we generally do it well.
 This is the basis of stereotyping. It
 behaviours (racism), some of our most challenging problems (trauma),
 helps us survive (stories) and sharing the ability with things that dont
 have it leads to some of our most whimsical creations (artificial
 In fact, one reason that humans are so wonderfully successful is that we
 can effectively gain knowledge from experiences without having
 experienced them personally! You dont have to eat all the berries to
 find the poisonous ones. You can just remember stories and
 descriptions of berries, and compare those to the ones you've just
 discovered. You can benefit from memorics that aren't your
 own!
 On the other hand, if you had a terribly traumatic experience involving
 say, an eagle, then your brain will try to protect you in every way
 possible from a similar experience. If you collect too many traumatic
 experiences with eagles, then your brain will not enjoy eagle-shapecd
 New Things. In fact, if New Things match up to too many cagle-like
 noise!!
 。The hot Glare of the Yellow Eye
 CLAWS VERY BAD VERY BAD
 Then the brain may shunt the train of thought back into trauma, and
 the person will actually experience the New Thing as trauma. Even if
 the New Thing was something apparently unrelated, like being
 generally pointy, or having a hot glare. (This is an overly simplistic
 explanation of how triggers work, but it's the one most accessible to
 people.)
 So the answer rests in how we categorise dogs, and what "dog" means to
 humans. Human brains associate dogs with universal categories, such
 efour legs
 Mcat Eater
 e Soft friend
 An
 BORK BORK
 Anything we have previously experienced and learned as A Dog gets
 added to the memory bank. Sometimes it brings new categories along
 with it. So a lifetime's experience results in excellent dog-intuition
 And anything we experience with, say, a 90% match is officially a Dog.
 Brains are super good at eliminating things, too. So while the concept
 of physical doggo-ness is pretty nebulous, and has to include
 greyhounds and Pekingese and mastiffs, we know that even if an animal
 LOOKS like a bear, if the other categories don't match up in context
 (bears are not usually soft friends, they don't Bork Bork, they don't have
 long tails to wag) then it is statistically more likely to be a Doggo. If it
 occupies a dog-shaped space then it is usually a dog.
 So if you see someone dragging a fluffy whatnot along on a string, you
 will go,
 Mop? (Unlikely-seems to be self propelled.)
 ° Alien? (Unlikely-no real alien ever experienced.)
 Threat? (Vastly unlikely in context.)
 Rabbit? (No. Rabbits hop, and this appears to scurry.) (Brains are very
 keen on categorising movement patterns. This is why lurching zombies
 and bad CGl are so uncomfortable to experience, brains just go
 INCORRECT!! That is WRONG!" Without consciously knowing why.
 Anyway, very few animals move like domestic dogs!)
 Very fluffy cat? (Maybe-but not quite. Shares many characteristics,
 though!)
 Eldritch horror? (No, it is obviously a soft friend of unknown type)
 Robotic toy? (Unlikely too complex and convincing.)
 animal detected!!! Thi
 s is a good animal!! This is
 pleasing!! It may be appropriate to laugh at this animal, because we have
 just realized that it is probably a
 DOG!! Soft friend, alive, walks on leash. It had a low doggo-ness
 quotient! and a confusing Snout, but it is NOT those other Known
 Things, and it occupies a dog-shaped space!
 Hahahaha!!! It is extra funny and appealing, because it made us
 guess!! We love playing that game
 * PING! NEW CATEGORIES ADDED TO "Doggo set mopness, floof.
 Snout.
 And that's why most dogs are dogs. You're so good at identifying dog
 shaped spaces that they can't be anything else!
The science of identifying Good Boys

The science of identifying Good Boys

Being Alone, Bailey Jay, and Dude: Project A119 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Project A119, also known as "Operation Fuck The Moon" was a top-secret plan developed in 1958 by the United States Air Force. The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon which would help in answering some of the mysteries in thefingerfuckingfemalefury: deliciouspirategod: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: minerfromtarn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: theimancameron: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tharook: duxbelisarius: neproxrezi: the powder kegs vs the moon presence Ceterum censeo Lunam delendam esse. I HAVE FOUND THE PERSON WHO INITIATED PROJECT A119 Well this explains the episode “To Kill the Moon” a bit. “DAMN MOON…” No joke, I legit wanted to blow up the moon in middle school. Not cause I hated the moon, but cause middle school me hated the way cliche surfer dude, and The Beach Boys, talked. Middle school me figured that since surfers use the tide of the ocean to surf waves, I had to get rid of ocean tides to eliminate surfers and their accursedly annoying voices. And what causes the oceans’ tide? The freaking moon. Urgo, middle school me thought, if I got rid of the moon, I would get rid of tides and therefore also get rid of surfers. O.O”When I was in middle school I wanted to blow up the moon to get rid of surfers” might well be one of the best things I have ever read and I thank you for sharing your Middle School Supervillain Ambitions with me on this post :D NO NO. DON’T HURT THE MOON. She’s already up there all alone. SEND HER A GF. … SEND ME. I’ll love and protect her. ;_; WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOON WIFE
Being Alone, Bailey Jay, and Dude: Project A119
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 Project A119, also known as "Operation Fuck The Moon"
 was a top-secret plan developed in 1958 by the United States Air
 Force. The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on
 the Moon which would help in answering some of the mysteries in
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tharook:

duxbelisarius:

neproxrezi:
the powder kegs vs the moon presence


Ceterum censeo Lunam delendam esse.

I HAVE FOUND THE PERSON WHO INITIATED PROJECT A119


Well this explains the episode “To Kill the Moon” a bit.

“DAMN MOON…”


No joke, I legit wanted to blow up the moon in middle school. Not cause I hated the moon, but cause middle school me hated the way cliche surfer dude, and The Beach Boys, talked. Middle school me figured that since surfers use the tide of the ocean to surf waves, I had to get rid of ocean tides to eliminate surfers and their accursedly annoying voices. And what causes the oceans’ tide? The freaking moon. Urgo, middle school me thought, if I got rid of the moon, I would get rid of tides and therefore also get rid of surfers.

O.O”When I was in middle school I wanted to blow up the moon to get rid of surfers” might well be one of the best things I have ever read and I thank you for sharing your Middle School Supervillain Ambitions with me on this post :D

NO NO. DON’T HURT THE MOON.
She’s already up there all alone. SEND HER A GF. 
…
SEND ME. I’ll love and protect her. 

;_;
WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOON WIFE

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Charlie, Creepy, and Respect: Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu When someone says "l am not politically correct," what I hear is"I don't really care how these words affect you.' ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people.  Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being. Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?” Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him? It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them.  Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences. ^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.
Charlie, Creepy, and Respect: Hari Kondabolu
 @harikondabolu
 When someone says "l am not
 politically correct," what I hear is"I
 don't really care how these words
 affect you.'
ithelpstodream:
everything-casey:


ithelpstodream:
i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes.
Here’s the thing.
If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people. 
Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being.
Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?”
Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him?
It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them. 
Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences.


^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.

ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who ...

Charlie, Creepy, and Respect: Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu When someone says "l am not politically correct," what I hear is"I don't really care how these words affect you.' ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people.  Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being. Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?” Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him? It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them.  Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences. ^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.
Charlie, Creepy, and Respect: Hari Kondabolu
 @harikondabolu
 When someone says "l am not
 politically correct," what I hear is"I
 don't really care how these words
 affect you.'
ithelpstodream:

everything-casey:


ithelpstodream:
i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes.
Here’s the thing.
If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people. 
Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being.
Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?”
Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him?
It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them. 
Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences.


^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Animals, Beautiful, and Love: cjwhiteshizzle: THINK BEFORE YOU BUY POISON!! I know none of you want to see this but something has to be done! Awareness and education are key!!! A friend of mine found this great horned owl that had eaten a poisoned rodent and died a slow terrible death. When you’re setting out poison to kill rats, mice, ect. you’re very well setting poison out to also kill hawks, owls, etc.– basically animals that are “on your side”, helping you to eliminate those rodents. Poisoned rodents don’t just immediately flop over and die. They’ll slowly stagger around as the poison begins to take effect, making them an easy meal for another animal to grab. Some people might remember that I’ve posted about this before (the Great Horned owl baby found laying on the ground in April– also found too late to be saved.) This is unfortunately a common tragedy. Many people admire birds of prey, saying how beautiful they are, how they “absolutely love owls”, yet a disturbing amount are unaware that their uneducated/inconsiderate actions are leading to those birds dying an agonizing death as they slowly bleed internally.Someone I know who does wildlife rehabilitation/rescue recently got in a Red-tailed hawk that had consumed poison. They were ultimately unable to treat him, and she wasn’t even in the same room when she heard him gasping and wheezing, dying. For at least 10 years she has treated hundreds, probably thousands of animals and said it was one of the most disturbing things she’s witnessed dealing with wildlife. Please consider what your actions may lead to. There are safer alternatives. Again, when you put out poison, you’re setting up a death for those that are naturally taking care of those rodents you want gone.
Animals, Beautiful, and Love: cjwhiteshizzle:
THINK BEFORE YOU BUY POISON!! 

I know none of you want to see this but something has to be done! Awareness and education are key!!! 

A friend of mine found this great horned owl that had eaten a poisoned rodent and died a slow terrible death. 

When you’re setting out poison to kill rats, mice, ect. you’re very well setting poison out to also kill hawks, owls, etc.– basically animals that are “on your side”, helping you to eliminate those rodents. 

Poisoned rodents don’t just immediately flop over and die. They’ll slowly stagger around as the poison begins to take effect, making them an easy meal for another animal to grab.

Some people might remember that I’ve posted about this before (the Great Horned owl baby found laying on the ground in April– also found too late to be saved.) This is unfortunately a common tragedy. Many people admire birds of prey, saying how beautiful they are, how they “absolutely love owls”, yet a disturbing amount are unaware that their uneducated/inconsiderate actions are leading to those birds dying an agonizing death as they slowly bleed internally.Someone I know who does wildlife rehabilitation/rescue recently got in a Red-tailed hawk that had consumed poison. They were ultimately unable to treat him, and she wasn’t even in the same room when she heard him gasping and wheezing, dying. For at least 10 years she has treated hundreds, probably thousands of animals  and said it was one of the most disturbing things she’s witnessed dealing with wildlife. 

Please consider what your actions may lead to. There are safer alternatives. Again, when you put out poison, you’re setting up a death for those that are naturally taking care of those rodents you want gone.

cjwhiteshizzle: THINK BEFORE YOU BUY POISON!! I know none of you want to see this but something has to be done! Awareness and education ar...

Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done? Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in upstairs to grab the DVD classroom were broken. Went home. bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no where to put it put it back in his nose 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second Youtube video 8. TV remote was2 feet out of reach, so l downloaded the remote control app instead. 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of the TV sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant. Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it... all from the comfort of my living room 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start. 14. I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the the window and AC/ heat from her bed.. we never fought again 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later. 19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates and cutlery 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with febreze Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious
Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's
 The Laziest Thing You've Ever
 Done? Some Of These Answers
 Are Pure Genius
 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back
 to my table
 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping
 with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to
 sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to
 sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides
 until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser
 pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides
 where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on
 the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has
 now become a routine that my cat will wait by
 the door for the laser before laying down
 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from
 bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights
 on
 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going
 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor
 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in
 upstairs to grab the DVD
 classroom were broken. Went home.
 bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no
 where to put it put it back in his nose
 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second
 Youtube video
 8. TV remote was2 feet out of reach, so l
 downloaded the remote control app instead.
 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow
 because the cat jumped up in front of the TV
 sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell
 asleep
 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off
 lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made
 an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it
 to one of the programmable keys on my
 keyboard
 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant.
 Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a
 piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it
 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster
 truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac
 with it... all from the comfort of my living room
 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11
 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers
 to the 0 before I hit start.
 14. I was drunk one night and decided the
 bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats
 litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the
 morning so I just threw the whole litter box in
 the garbage
 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room
 to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to
 reach the mini fridge and light switch from her
 bed, and the other could reach the the window
 and AC/ heat from her bed.. we never fought
 again
 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to
 eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes
 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to
 download a textbook that I had left in another
 room
 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on
 till 2 months later.
 19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates
 and cutlery
 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room
 and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't
 want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with
 febreze
Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious

Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious

Bailey Jay, News, and Control: On the evening of 2 May, 1986, six days after a massive explosion devastated the Lenin nuclear power station at Chernobyl, the damaged reactor was sinking and burning through its strengthened concrete floor and was in danger of collapsing into rooms flooded with water. This would trigger a nuclear explosion that would spread radiation across half of Europe and kill tens of millions. Later Soviet scientists suggested that a possible area of contamination could reach 200 km2 (77.2 mi), modern specialists are inclined to assert that it would take about 500 ousand years to eliminate the consequences of radioactive contamination from a potential explosion. Three men volunteered to dive into what they knew were lethally radioactive waters to open a release valve to prevent this from happening. They were the shift supervisor Boris Baranov, senior engineer of the control unit of the turbine shop two Valeri Bespalov and Senior Mechanical Engineer of the reactor department Alexey Ananenko. They are on the photo below: Ananenko and Bespalov Baranov is on the separate photo. pec yoicecmba oup of three men were and swim through the flooded chambers of the basement to the gate valve, twist it open and so allow the trapped water to drain out. It was a "suicide mission". Radiation was at lethal levels A gr r red to suit up in scuba-gear Il three returned to the surface suffering severe radiation poisoning, but were pleased to see their colleagues jump with joy at the news that the valves were nowo ey all died within days and were buried in lead coffins. The monuments to "Those who saved the world" was created in Chernobyl. Those who saved the world
Bailey Jay, News, and Control: On the evening of 2 May, 1986, six days after a massive
 explosion devastated the Lenin nuclear power station at
 Chernobyl, the damaged reactor was sinking and burning
 through its strengthened concrete floor and was in danger
 of collapsing into rooms flooded with water. This would
 trigger a nuclear explosion that would spread radiation
 across half of Europe and kill tens of millions.
 Later Soviet scientists suggested that a possible area of
 contamination could reach 200 km2 (77.2 mi), modern
 specialists are inclined to assert that it would take about 500
 ousand years to eliminate the consequences of radioactive
 contamination from a potential explosion.
 Three men volunteered to dive into what they knew were
 lethally radioactive waters to open a release valve to prevent
 this from happening.
 They were the shift supervisor Boris Baranov, senior
 engineer of the control unit of the turbine shop two Valeri
 Bespalov and Senior Mechanical Engineer of the reactor
 department Alexey Ananenko.
 They are on the photo below: Ananenko and Bespalov
 Baranov is on the separate photo.
 pec yoicecmba
 oup of three men were
 and swim through the flooded chambers of the basement to
 the gate valve, twist it open and so allow the trapped water
 to drain out. It was a "suicide mission". Radiation was at
 lethal levels
 A gr
 r
 red to suit up in scuba-gear
 Il three returned to the surface suffering severe radiation
 poisoning, but were pleased to see their colleagues jump
 with joy at the news that the valves were nowo
 ey
 all died within days and were buried in lead coffins. The
 monuments to "Those who saved the world" was created in
 Chernobyl.
Those who saved the world

Those who saved the world

America, Children, and Facebook: ELIMINATE THE TIPPED MINIMUM WAGE Did you know that waiters have to earn $5.12 an hour in tips just to make the minimum wage of $7.25? Why? Tipped workers have a separate minimum wage that has been stuck at $2.13 for over two decades. IN SUPPORT OF AN $11 MINIMUM WAGE oODY's D SHARE IF YOU AGREE THAT'S NOT FAIR! "Like" us on Facebook by searching for Raise the Minimum Wage." zanthe-queer: typewriterchan: penbrydd: askawelfarecaseworker: bariumsulfateacetone: nocturnevulgaire: wellingswoman: greencarnations: kingunderthemountain: teratomarty: cleoselene: the tipped minimum wage is one of the most vile things in American labor tbh Yooo this is a feminist issue: service industry workers are overwhelmingly minorities, women, and in fact, minority women (who I am sure are already aware of this dynamic).  Holy shit that sort of minimum wage is vile and disgusting. That is also why NOT tipping your servers 15-20% in America is considered not just cheap, but incredibly unkind. And 15-20% is the BARE MINIMUM. Tipping less is justified if the server’s, like, super incompetent and totally unapologetic about it, or incredibly, impossibly, unarguably rude or something. That should happen to you, like, maybe twice in your life, unless you’ve got shit luck. Tip your FUCKING SERVERS. Yup…been going through this shit for two years I literally did not know this until just now. Too be fair, if tipped employees don’t make minimum wage after tips, their employer is legally required to make up the difference. This means that servers can make more than kitchen after tips. Still, tip your server. Don’t be a jerk. In theory, yes. In practice…“Well, you’re just not performing up to expectations. We’re terminating you. This is an at-will employment state so we don’t actually need a cause.”Most servers I’ve spoken to absolutely will not report being short on tips for that reason. 2.13 an hour is less than 1/3 the minimum, which itself is not a living wage, at this point in US history. The minimum wage for any form of employment, in the US, was originally meant to be sufficient to support a couple and their two children, with a house and a car. Tipped minimum is barely enough to buy food for one person. And too many people don’t know about tipped min wage. I deliver pizza and only make $5.10/hr so like the tips that people give me literally are what I have to use to live on like we don’t get paid enough
America, Children, and Facebook: ELIMINATE
 THE TIPPED
 MINIMUM WAGE
 Did you know that waiters
 have to earn $5.12 an hour
 in tips just to make the
 minimum wage of $7.25?
 Why? Tipped workers have a
 separate minimum wage that
 has been stuck at $2.13
 for over two decades.
 IN SUPPORT OF AN
 $11
 MINIMUM WAGE
 oODY's D
 SHARE IF YOU AGREE THAT'S NOT FAIR!
 "Like" us on Facebook by searching for Raise the Minimum Wage."
zanthe-queer:
typewriterchan:

penbrydd:

askawelfarecaseworker:

bariumsulfateacetone:

nocturnevulgaire:

wellingswoman:

greencarnations:

kingunderthemountain:

teratomarty:

cleoselene:

the tipped minimum wage is one of the most vile things in American labor tbh

Yooo this is a feminist issue: service industry workers are overwhelmingly minorities, women, and in fact, minority women (who I am sure are already aware of this dynamic). 

Holy shit that sort of minimum wage is vile and disgusting.

That is also why NOT tipping your servers 15-20% in America is considered not just cheap, but incredibly unkind. And 15-20% is the BARE MINIMUM. Tipping less is justified if the server’s, like, super incompetent and totally unapologetic about it, or incredibly, impossibly, unarguably rude or something. That should happen to you, like, maybe twice in your life, unless you’ve got shit luck. Tip your FUCKING SERVERS.

Yup…been going through this shit for two years

I literally did not know this until just now.


Too be fair, if tipped employees don’t make minimum wage after tips, their employer is legally required to make up the difference. This means that servers can make more than kitchen after tips. Still, tip your server. Don’t be a jerk.

In theory, yes. In practice…“Well, you’re just not performing up to expectations. We’re terminating you. This is an at-will employment state so we don’t actually need a cause.”Most servers I’ve spoken to absolutely will not report being short on tips for that reason.

2.13 an hour is less than 1/3 the minimum, which itself is not a living wage, at this point in US history.
The minimum wage for any form of employment, in the US, was originally meant to be sufficient to support a couple and their two children, with a house and a car. Tipped minimum is barely enough to buy food for one person.

And too many people don’t know about tipped min wage.


I deliver pizza and only make $5.10/hr so like the tips that people give me literally are what I have to use to live on like we don’t get paid enough

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Fake, Isis, and News: Ben Mallicote 10 hrs You voted for Trump because Clinton was going to be in Wall Street's pocket. Trump wants to repeal Dodd-Frank and eliminate the Fiduciary Rule, letting Wall Street return to its pre-2008 ways You voted for Trump because of Clinton's emails. The Trump administration is running its own private email server. You voted for Trump because you thought the Clinton Foundation was "pay for play." Trump has refused to wall off his businesses from his administration, and personally profits from payments from foreign governments You voted for Trump because of Clinton's role in Benghazi. Trump ordered the Yemen raid without adequate intel, and tweeted about "FAKE NEWS" while Americans died as a result of his carelessness. You voted for Trump because Clinton didn't care about "the little guy." Trump's cabinet is full of billionaires, and he took away your health insurance so he could give them a multi-million-dollar tax break. You voted for Trump because he was going to build a wall and Mexico was going to pay for it. American consumers will pay for the wall via import tariffs You voted for Trump because Clinton was going to get us into a war Trump has provoked our enemies, alienated our allies, and given ISIS a decade's worth of recruiting material You voted for Trump because Clinton didn't have the stamina to do the job. Trump hung up on the Australian Prime Minister during a 5pm phone call because "it was at the end of a long day and he was tired and fatigue was setting in." You voted for Trump because foreign leaders wouldn't "respect" Clinton Foreign leaders, both friendly and hostile, are openly mocking Trump You voted for Trump because Clinton lies and "he tells it like it is." Trump and his administration lie with a regularity and brazenness that can only be described as shocking Let's be honest about what really happened The reality is that you voted for Trump because you got conned. Trump is a grifter and the American people were the mark. Now that you know the score, quit insisting the con-man is on your side thedonaldtrump: Joanne the Scammer needs to step aside!
Fake, Isis, and News: Ben Mallicote
 10 hrs
 You voted for Trump because Clinton was going to be in Wall Street's
 pocket. Trump wants to repeal Dodd-Frank and eliminate the Fiduciary
 Rule, letting Wall Street return to its pre-2008 ways
 You voted for Trump because of Clinton's emails. The Trump
 administration is running its own private email server.
 You voted for Trump because you thought the Clinton Foundation was
 "pay for play." Trump has refused to wall off his businesses from his
 administration, and personally profits from payments from foreign
 governments
 You voted for Trump because of Clinton's role in Benghazi. Trump ordered
 the Yemen raid without adequate intel, and tweeted about "FAKE NEWS"
 while Americans died as a result of his carelessness.
 You voted for Trump because Clinton didn't care about "the little guy."
 Trump's cabinet is full of billionaires, and he took away your health
 insurance so he could give them a multi-million-dollar tax break.
 You voted for Trump because he was going to build a wall and Mexico was
 going to pay for it. American consumers will pay for the wall via import
 tariffs
 You voted for Trump because Clinton was going to get us into a war
 Trump has provoked our enemies, alienated our allies, and given ISIS a
 decade's worth of recruiting material
 You voted for Trump because Clinton didn't have the stamina to do the
 job. Trump hung up on the Australian Prime Minister during a 5pm phone
 call because "it was at the end of a long day and he was tired and fatigue
 was setting in."
 You voted for Trump because foreign leaders wouldn't "respect" Clinton
 Foreign leaders, both friendly and hostile, are openly mocking Trump
 You voted for Trump because Clinton lies and "he tells it like it is." Trump
 and his administration lie with a regularity and brazenness that can only be
 described as shocking
 Let's be honest about what really happened
 The reality is that you voted for Trump because you got conned. Trump is
 a grifter and the American people were the mark. Now that you know the
 score, quit insisting the con-man is on your side
thedonaldtrump:

Joanne the Scammer needs to step aside!

thedonaldtrump: Joanne the Scammer needs to step aside!