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Tom Hardy, Tumblr, and Blog: 7?3 OPEN TRAC DOOR Knok 21 72 yuushishio: my messy sketch imagining of everything is the same except Eddie really wears that unicorn tank top of Tom Hardy.
Tom Hardy, Tumblr, and Blog: 7?3
 OPEN
 TRAC
 DOOR
 Knok
 21
 72
yuushishio:
my messy sketch imagining of everything is the same except Eddie really wears that unicorn tank top of Tom Hardy.

yuushishio: my messy sketch imagining of everything is the same except Eddie really wears that unicorn tank top of Tom Hardy.

Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE SAYING EVERY TIME GARGAN OR BROCK HAS BEEN INCARCERATED- 5 -WHILE BONDED WITH THIS ALIEN CREATURE, THEY'VE BEEN PERMITTED TO KEEP IT ON THEIR PERSON?! YES! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN WE COULD REMOVE IT WITH SONIC BLASTS! BLAME THE ACLU AND PETA! THEY LOBBIED FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SYMBIOTE! UNBELIEVABLE! WHY NOT LET HIM CARRY A LOADED FIREARM WHILE THEY'RE AT IT?! symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?  when did this campaign happen?  who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.
Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE
 SAYING EVERY
 TIME GARGAN OR
 BROCK HAS BEEN
 INCARCERATED-
 5
 -WHILE
 BONDED WITH THIS
 ALIEN CREATURE,
 THEY'VE BEEN
 PERMITTED TO KEEP
 IT ON THEIR
 PERSON?!
 YES! EVEN
 THOUGH WE'VE
 KNOWN WE COULD
 REMOVE IT
 WITH SONIC
 BLASTS!
 BLAME THE
 ACLU AND PETA!
 THEY LOBBIED FOR
 THE RIGHTS OF
 THE SYMBIOTE!
 UNBELIEVABLE!
 WHY NOT LET HIM
 CARRY A LOADED
 FIREARM WHILE
 THEY'RE
 AT IT?!
symbisexual-disaster:
cassowarykisses:

Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote!
on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human  symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA)
but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again? 
when did this campaign happen? 
who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity?
did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials?
who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries?
there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again

This is insane hahaha

That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Bl...

Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator) Look inside See all 3 formats and editions FIRST HOST Kindle & comixol $9.44 Hardcover Paperback logy $15.99 1 New from $15.99 Read on any device Kindle& comiXology Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the Read more See this image Report incorrect product information. venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it. Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release.  I definitely will do both. Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n
Definitely, Soon..., and Spider: Venom: First Host Paperback - December 31, 2018
 by Mike Costa (Author), Mark Bagley (Ilustrator)
 Look inside
 See all 3 formats and editions
 FIRST HOST
 Kindle & comixol
 $9.44
 Hardcover Paperback
 logy
 $15.99
 1 New from $15.99
 Read on any device
 Kindle& comiXology
 Before the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...before VENOM... There was the FIRST HOST
 The recent reunion of Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote has been a shaky one. As their
 relationship has been fraught with secrets and lies, they have come to struggle as much with each
 other as with their own violent impulses. Things don't get any easier when the symbiote's long lost first
 host returns in need of Venom's help--only by reuniting can the two avert cosmic ruin! Can Eddie and
 the symbiote trust one another long enough to save the galaxy, or will THE FIRST HOST prove to be
 Venom's undoing?! Reuniting VENOM superstars Mike Costa and Mark Bagley, THE FIRST HOST is an
 action-filled epic befitting the Wicked Web-slinger's 30th Anniversary, with twists and turns as only the
 Read more
 See this image
 Report incorrect product information.
venomtots:
symbisexual-disaster:


deluxetrashqueen:

eabevella:

Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st.
This is the story where Eddie and the symbiote raised a child together. The art is really good too. I already preordered it. Please show support of this book if you are able to afford it.

Oh this is a good one too! Similar to the idea I proposed and honestly maybe even better because it’s a newer release. 
I definitely will do both.

Oh hey, YES we definitely all need to snatch this up as soon as it’s out! I’ve been waiting soooo longggg


When this comes out I will be buying it and doing a giveaway! (As I have all the issues already) Stay tuned n__n

venomtots: symbisexual-disaster: deluxetrashqueen: eabevella: Costa’s Venom: First Host TPB will be released on December 31st. This is t...

Beard, Love, and New Year's: DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h Yeah. Way more innocent. Childlike at times. Adam @Arctic_Adam Replying to @Doncates What type of voice do you read the symbiote? More demonic like the movie or more innocent? DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h Yes Rinienne @RinNathe Replying to @Doncates We were teased the symbiote having a name, will it ever come up again? DONNY CATES Φ @Doncates. 13h Love Joshannukah @Joshy206 @Doncates what does venom smell like DONNY CATES Ф @Doncates. 14h Beard was my call, yeah. I think the symbiote will love it as long as it makes Eddie happy. Rinienne @RinNathe Replying to @Doncates Ok, last... three in one? I swear. Was it your idea to give Eddie beard? Can he keep it? Do you think the symbiote will like it when it comes back? 91t16 62 symbisexual-disaster: symbisexual-disaster: However, in an effort to be more positive this year, which will last for approximately 4 hours, here are some things from the AMA that I kind of liked? He does write the symbiote voice as very childlike, which I love, so…credit for that, at least.  remember yesterday morning when I was going to give Donny the benefit of the doubt and try to find things in his stupid replies that I liked? Adorable ^ this one is really rubbing me the wrong way. Eddie Venom have been in a canonically romantic relationship since like, 1995 or whatever. Venom shouldn’t have a childlike voice because a) that’s kinda gross and b) it’s how many decades/ centuries old before it got to Eddie?It’s not a great thing to conflate innocence and childlike qualities as being the same thing. You can have one w/o the other.Anyway, we’re going into the new year fully realising that Donny Cates is a fuckwit and I’m only picking the comic up once he gets fired and the queer stuff is back on the menu.
Beard, Love, and New Year's: DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h
 Yeah. Way more innocent. Childlike at times.
 Adam @Arctic_Adam
 Replying to @Doncates
 What type of voice do you read the symbiote? More demonic like the movie
 or more innocent?

 DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h
 Yes
 Rinienne @RinNathe
 Replying to @Doncates
 We were teased the symbiote having a name, will it ever come up again?

 DONNY CATES Φ @Doncates. 13h
 Love
 Joshannukah @Joshy206
 @Doncates what does venom smell like

 DONNY CATES Ф @Doncates. 14h
 Beard was my call, yeah. I think the symbiote will love it as long as it makes
 Eddie happy.
 Rinienne @RinNathe
 Replying to @Doncates
 Ok, last... three in one? I swear. Was it your idea to give Eddie beard? Can
 he keep it? Do you think the symbiote will like it when it comes back?
 91t16 62
symbisexual-disaster:
symbisexual-disaster:
However, in an effort to be more positive this year, which will last for approximately 4 hours, here are some things from the AMA that I kind of liked? He does write the symbiote voice as very childlike, which I love, so…credit for that, at least. 
remember yesterday morning when I was going to give Donny the benefit of the doubt and try to find things in his stupid replies that I liked? Adorable

^ this one is really rubbing me the wrong way. Eddie  Venom have been in a canonically romantic relationship since like, 1995 or whatever. Venom shouldn’t have a childlike voice because a) that’s kinda gross and b) it’s how many decades/ centuries old before it got to Eddie?It’s not a great thing to conflate innocence and childlike qualities as being the same thing. You can have one w/o the other.Anyway, we’re going into the new year fully realising that Donny Cates is a fuckwit and I’m only picking the comic up once he gets fired and the queer stuff is back on the menu.

symbisexual-disaster: symbisexual-disaster: However, in an effort to be more positive this year, which will last for approximately 4 hours, ...

Anaconda, Bodies , and Books: The most likely chemical in chocolate that might explain its feel-good effect is PEA, of which there can be up to 700 mg in a 100 g bar (0.7%). Most chocolate contains much less than this, and a more typical amount would be 50-100 mg. In its pure state PEA is an oily liquid with a fishlike smell, and it can be made in the laboratory from ammonia. (PEA has the curious property of absorbing carbon dioxide from the air.) When people are injected with PEA, the level of glucose in their blood goes up and so does their blood pressure. These effects combine to produce a feeling of well-being and alertness. PEA may trigger the release of dopamine, which is the brain chemical that makes us feel happy, in which case PEA would be acting in the same way as amphetamines such as ecstasy. PEA and ecstasy molecules are roughly the same shape and size, and this has led to the suggestion that they might work in the same way, but scientific proof is lacking that they do. Our own bodies produce tiny but detectable amounts of PEA naturally, and it is formed from an essential dietary amino acid called phenylalanine. The level of natural PEA varies and it increases when we are under stress. It is also higher than normal in schizophrenics and hyperactive children, but this is more likely to be a symptom of these conditions rather than their cause. Not everyone can cope with a sudden influx of PEA, which is why some people are sensitive to chocolate, often suffering a violent headache if they eat too much. This happens because the excess PEA constricts the walls of blood vessels in the brain. The human body has little use for PEA and employs an enzyme, monoamine oxidase, to dispose of it. People whose bodies are intolerant of chocolate appear to have difficulty making enough of the enzyme to prevent the PEA building up to levels that triggers migraines. symbisexual-disaster: Trying to learn more about chocolate and PEA, thought this was an interesting resource! Link In order to get his fix, Venom probably stops the MAO enzyme from getting rid of the PEA. Then he just sucks it up himself so that Eddie doesn’t get headaches. If I’m understanding this right, a chocolate-intolerant person would greatly benefit from bonding with a symbiote. Since chocolate-intolerants don’t make enough of the MAO enzyme, they need to either a) not eat chocolate ever if they don’t want a migraine or b) hook up with a symbiote that will slurp it up for them!  So it might be fun to write either Eddie or an OC who could never enjoy chocolate before, but after bonding, somehow is actually able to? Fun fun. 
Anaconda, Bodies , and Books: The most likely chemical in chocolate that might explain its feel-good effect is PEA, of which there can
 be up to 700 mg in a 100 g bar (0.7%). Most chocolate contains much less than this, and a more typical
 amount would be 50-100 mg. In its pure state PEA is an oily liquid with a fishlike smell, and it can be made
 in the laboratory from ammonia. (PEA has the curious property of absorbing carbon dioxide from the air.)
 When people are injected with PEA, the level of glucose in their blood goes up and so does their blood
 pressure. These effects combine to produce a feeling of well-being and alertness. PEA may trigger the
 release of dopamine, which is the brain chemical that makes us feel happy, in which case PEA would be
 acting in the same way as amphetamines such as ecstasy. PEA and ecstasy molecules are roughly the same
 shape and size, and this has led to the suggestion that they might work in the same way, but scientific proof
 is lacking that they do.
 Our own bodies produce tiny but detectable amounts of PEA naturally, and it is formed from an essential
 dietary amino acid called phenylalanine. The level of natural PEA varies and it increases when we are under
 stress. It is also higher than normal in schizophrenics and hyperactive children, but this is more likely to be a
 symptom of these conditions rather than their cause.
 Not everyone can cope with a sudden influx of PEA, which is why some people are sensitive to chocolate,
 often suffering a violent headache if they eat too much. This happens because the excess PEA constricts the
 walls of blood vessels in the brain. The human body has little use for PEA and employs an enzyme,
 monoamine oxidase, to dispose of it. People whose bodies are intolerant of chocolate appear to have
 difficulty making enough of the enzyme to prevent the PEA building up to levels that triggers migraines.
symbisexual-disaster:
Trying to learn more about chocolate and PEA, thought this was an interesting resource! Link
In order to get his fix, Venom probably stops the MAO enzyme from getting rid of the PEA. Then he just sucks it up himself so that Eddie doesn’t get headaches.
If I’m understanding this right, a chocolate-intolerant person would greatly benefit from bonding with a symbiote. Since chocolate-intolerants don’t make enough of the MAO enzyme, they need to either a) not eat chocolate ever if they don’t want a migraine or b) hook up with a symbiote that will slurp it up for them! 
So it might be fun to write either Eddie or an OC who could never enjoy chocolate before, but after bonding, somehow is actually able to? Fun fun. 

symbisexual-disaster: Trying to learn more about chocolate and PEA, thought this was an interesting resource! Link In order to get his fix, ...

Django, Eddie Murphy, and Avatar: RDR2 default online avatar looks like what Eddie Murphy would have looked like if he had been in Django.
Django, Eddie Murphy, and Avatar: RDR2 default online avatar looks like what Eddie Murphy would have looked like if he had been in Django.

RDR2 default online avatar looks like what Eddie Murphy would have looked like if he had been in Django.

Anaconda, Ass, and Bitch: Eddie Baby Messy Disaster Bisexual Certified Sweaty Boi Parasite TM Annie With The Good Hair Extremely Chaotic Gay Fuck the police Sex Icon Jealous Bitch Distinguished Bi DESERVED BETTER Boss Ass Bitch Dumped in the trash and hit by a car, but this pigeon isn't giving up Monster Fucker Extrordinaire Funnier than people give him credit for DTF: Down To Fight Hair and makeup on point Just wants a nap Stressed Looks like an asshole, actually a sweetheart Chocoholic Mmm Watcha Say Nervous Lesbian Also Deserved Better Loves her kids Will probably hesitate, bitch Diet Elon Musk The worst straight person you know -100% got "friendzoned" in high school Dr. Dan Functional Ace Will love and support you Everyone hates him even though he Actually makes some pretty valid points about how much humans suck??? did nothing wrong Mom Friend Probably Polyam Probably has more coffee than blood Stone Cold Bitch .Thinks he's smarter/more intersting than he is, actually just an asshole Terrible Liar Seriously, y'all are sleeping on my man Dan Lewis, wtf imagine-venom: thirsty-venom-posts: zeddpool: Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby (Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference) Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops Oh god I’m Annie With The Good Hair can’t believe I’m going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite. mmmmMMMMMM
Anaconda, Ass, and Bitch: Eddie Baby
 Messy Disaster Bisexual
 Certified Sweaty Boi
 Parasite TM
 Annie With The Good Hair
 Extremely Chaotic Gay
 Fuck the police
 Sex Icon
 Jealous Bitch
 Distinguished Bi
 DESERVED BETTER
 Boss Ass Bitch
 Dumped in the trash and hit by a car, but this
 pigeon isn't giving up
 Monster Fucker Extrordinaire
 Funnier than people give him credit for
 DTF: Down To Fight
 Hair and makeup on point
 Just wants a nap
 Stressed
 Looks like an asshole, actually a sweetheart
 Chocoholic
 Mmm Watcha Say
 Nervous Lesbian
 Also Deserved Better
 Loves her kids
 Will probably hesitate, bitch
 Diet Elon Musk
 The worst straight person you know
 -100% got "friendzoned" in high school
 Dr. Dan
 Functional Ace
 Will love and support you
 Everyone hates him even though he
 Actually makes some pretty valid points about
 how much humans suck???
 did nothing wrong
 Mom Friend
 Probably Polyam
 Probably has more
 coffee than blood
 Stone Cold Bitch
 .Thinks he's smarter/more intersting than
 he is, actually just an asshole
 Terrible Liar
 Seriously, y'all are sleeping on my
 man Dan Lewis, wtf
imagine-venom:
thirsty-venom-posts:

zeddpool:


Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby

(Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference)

Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops


Oh god I’m Annie With The Good Hair

can’t believe I’m going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite.
mmmmMMMMMM

imagine-venom: thirsty-venom-posts: zeddpool: Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby (Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python refe...